>Professor assigned group work and I just happened to end up in a group with like 3 girls who sat close to me. >I sit quiet and do the work. The girls are too busy talking to each other, except for one of them.>She notices Im not talking and instead of just letting me write my thesis statement she starts asking me a ton of questions. Basic politeness slob, but I answer anyways so she doesnt think Im a freak.>Eventually, Im done with my part of the task and I start browsing Reddit (normie shit, I know, but I wasnt gonna pull up 4chan during a college lecture.)>This girl, nosy as ever, asks why Im browsing Reddit in the middle of class.>I panic, say, just checking if anything new happened in politics. Most retarded thing I coulda said.>Girl gives me a weird look then says: You check Reddit for politics? What else, you consult 4chan for feminism?>Obviously its a joke but I freeze. >brain short-circuit.exe>I say I only use 4chan for dumb memes. Not realizing I just admitted to using 4chan AT ALL which is social suicide.>Girl stares and asks: Youre on 4chan?>I tell her not really, just checked it out when I was younger. Total lie.>She keeps staring and asks what board.>I freak out because she knows about boards?? Dont know what to say so I just go: Uhhh that robot one. Idk.>She goes: R9k. CORRECTING me.>I go: Yeah, think so. I just think the memes are funny.>She goes: You fr? Thats the most depressing board on there.>Dont know what to say. Fumble and say: Is it? Huh. Been a couple of years.Conversation dies.Was this social suicide?
>>82676014Nah you played that about as well as you could. If you talk to her again you should say something that implies you aren't an incel to cover your bases though
>>82676014>She goes: You fr? Thats the most depressing board on thereFirst of all she's a fucking retarded whore who doesn't understand the glory r9k holds. Second, you're a faggot for not being proud of who you are (a miserable non normie). Third, why tf do you have Reddit?
>>82676048>why tf do you have reddit To browse in class because its more socially acceptable than this
>>82676038Unless she talks to me again, which she probably wont, I dont think Im gonna talk to her ever again. First time stressed me out enough.
>>82676062"Socially acceptable" fuck society and everything it stands for. Only normie faggots browse Reddit. Real ones know 4chan is life even though it's currently being plagued by normie larpers
>>82676171God forbid Im trying to survive college without creep allegations. Already hard enough as it is, since people already think Im weird and too quiet. Dont need them screaming about me being an incel too. Once that starts it will just be like high school all over again. Fuck that.
>>82676014Its probably some tiktok whore
>>82676014>admitting to using /r9k/You dun goofed. Next time say you browse /gif/ for the ylyl threads
>>82676287nta>/gif/ for the ylyl threadsthat's even more embarrassing have you seen the state of those??!!?!!? Just say you browsed /b/ once like any normalfag but got put off but the shit there
>>82676341My point was, browsing /r9k/ for memes is as unconvincing as /gif/ for funny videos, in both cases she would know the real reason why OP would be in those boards.
>>82676014>she knows what boards are>she knows the exact aura of a non-popupar board like r9kYeah, she's a channer. Probably a poltard. Best to avoid her, femcels on 4chin have serious mental issues that you don't want for your worst enemy
>>82676014I found out about this site because a somewhat popular kid was on it during computer graphics class. He would look up porn and turn the monitor towards me kek. It was the early days of 4chan though before mainstream society had heard about it.
>>82676014she probably heard about the famous hacker on the news once
>>82676014>Was this social suicide?To be fair, that's how anyone would imagine an /r9k/ poster would act when confronted. The moment you admitted to knowing what 4chan is, she already lost every bit of respect for you she might have had.
when am I gonna get to have my love story that begins exactly like this
>>82676014it was social suicide because you didn't hold your groundif you were confident in browsing 4chan then it wouldn't have been weird, you could even add the obligatory "i do avoid some boards because you know" just so they won't call you a nazi or some shit
>>82676014You should molest her
>>82676014>>82676757THISmost guys here are harmless wierdos but most women are either underage or mentally insane and will use you sooner or later, or both
>>82676014>>I say I only use 4chan for dumb memesAssuming your post is real (which I find a bit doubtful, given that you would be exposing yourself if she saw this thread) you were really extremely stupid.
