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>Girl owns 20 dildos: Nobody cares
>Guy owns one fleshlight: His life is over if anyone finds out
Why the double standard?
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>>82677451
Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
A guy using sex toys means he can't get sex, a girl using them means she won't give it to anyone. Not giving sex is powerful, not getting sex is pathetic.
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>>82677451
Modern women's existence is based on double standards with the bias skewing straight towards them.
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>>82677451
Men who own fleshlights usually have an unhealthy and misogynistic view and possession of the toy and toy market. You'll see these types often joking about AI robot women replacing real women in relationships for instance, it's never just a toy for them. Whereas we just view a dildo as a dildo, because it is.
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>>82677482
You're the same type who calls men walking dildos that are only good for sex
>incoming damage control to prove me right
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>>82677451
We put pussy on a pedestal. Literally. It's also all women have to offer. Making your own replacement for a woman is considered blasphemy, even if no woman would ever offer you her pussy.
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>>82677476
I was gonna say "because men tolerate it", but fpbp.
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>>82677482
when have you ever heard a man say a fleshlight was better than the real thing? fleshlights are only marginally better than your hand. on the other hand women often claim vibrators/dildos are infinitely superior for achieving orgasm
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>>82677451
i ordered one saturday since family will be gone all week. still hasn't shipped !!! wtf !!! anyone buy from onahole before ?
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>>82677451
But what if a woman owned a fleshlight?
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>>82677747
Well that's just fucking weird
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I don't think anyone actually cares about ether case.

There will be jokes about both but that is really it. Just jokes.
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>>82677451
Men cooming is le bad because it gives them heckin unrealistic standards but its normal for women to have 2ft long knot and BBC dildos
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>>82677482
what's your favorite dildo
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>>82677482
There was literally a thread yesterday of some foid saying hitachi > men
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>>82677747
that's me with my micropenis
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>>82678036
Do women actually use sex toys that big for their own pleasure or do they just stick them in their holes on camera for money?
When I see a video of a girl sticking something far enough up her ass to meet up with breakfast I can't help but wince.
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I have 26 lbs of pussy and ass to fuck any time so I don't need to give foids any money
This makes them seethe
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>>82678316
I have way too much self-respect to ever own one of those.
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>>82677482
>essential item for any woman is a disembodied penis
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>>82678344
Why is it shameful to fuck plastic but not shameful to fuck your own fist like a monkey
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>>82678396
Because jacking off doesn't leave evidence. I just flush it all down the toilet and nobody ever sees it.
You have to store sex toys somewhere. And no matter how well you hide them, the chances of someone finding them are never zero
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>>82677451
3 of my ex gfs used the fleshlight on me regularly after i made them squirt. anything's permissible if you're good at sex.
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>>82677451
Women are too stupid to get themselves off without toys.
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Where is my heated, slimy, smelly pocket pussy?
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>>82678010
Then maybe the fleshlight is the problem, not the owner since it's weird regardless of whether a man or woman owns it. Maybe OP's premise is flawed. Maybe men wouldn't be judged so harshly if they owned dildos instead of fleshlights.
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>>82678413
So you would use it if you lived alone? I thought it was about self respect.
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>>82678582
I do live alone. But I have visitors sometimes. And my apartment doesn't have any good hiding spots where it wouldn't be obvious I'm hiding something.
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>>82678597
>Anon doesn't have a closet
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>>82678651
I do have a closet but guests can be very nosy sometimes.
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>>82677482
women constantly talk about how dildos and vibrators are better than sex with men what are you talking about
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>>82677451
>Guy owns one fleshlight: His life is over if anyone finds out
I'd like to think this sentiment has been around long enough that people have stopped believing in it somewhat.
Its still fucking embarrassing if someone finds your sex toy whether you're a man or a woman.
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>>82678696
You can buy a lockbox for like $20 at a hardware store. Well, it'll cost a little more if you want one that fits your 26 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS, but you get the idea. If guests are trying to bust into that then you've got more pressing issues.
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>>82678083
none of my ltr gf's used toys at all. they just liked to fuck me. when i was living with my last gf, i had to punish her so no sex for a while because she deserved it in that case, and as i'm sitting in my office doing stuff i hear her moan from our bedroom really obnoxiously and loud enough so i could hear it. it was actually extremely hot if you can picture it because she wanted to fuck me but how fake and obnoxious her moaning was with this little toy she picked up while i was punishing her for a few days was so fucking hot. i think if i recall when i walked in i just fucked her right away because it completely threw me off as to how she seduced so well. fuck, that particular image and sounds from her are in my memory vividly, i sit here and get fucking hard just thinking about it, it was so hot. it was just a little pink thing she picked up during those few days. i think she even went and got professionally shaved or something too because when i looked down, wow it looked incredible. so hard now just thinking about that again. but after i fucked her and she was no longer being punished i never saw that pink thing that she got ever used by her again
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>>82678742
>Its still fucking embarrassing if someone finds your sex toy whether you're a man or a woman.
everyone expects a woman to have a vibrator at least, then maybe a dildo. The only thing that would raise peoples eyebrows these days if you found a horsecock dildo or fuck machine or something.
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>>82677482
>women are permitted to make unfounded assumptions about men who do X
>men aren't permitted to make unfounded assumptions about women who also do X
why are Western gender relayshuns like this?
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>>82678756
Huh, never heard of a man punishing a woman with no sex.
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I think I'd be a little upset if I found out my gf (if I had one) used dildos
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>>82678083
Women aren't a monolith. Some are into it, some aren't
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>>82677451
Just another of their privileges
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>>82679416
>Women aren't a monolith. Some are into it, some aren't
Some women don't even know how their bits work. An ex that went to a religious school wouldn't even masturbate because she was told at a young age it was sinful. Another girl didn't even know where she pee'd out of. I swear even the most moronic men can't match up to the stupid shit I've heard from women.
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>>82677482
> joking about AI robot women replacing real women in relationships
> joking
thanks for also reminding me fates exists btw, gonna go play conquest again gn baitposter.
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>>82678316
Damn, what brand is this?
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>>82679203
Sadly if you tried to stop her from owning a dildo or got upset you are insecure and overbearing
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>>82679496
Tantaly's Caroline model. I just got it recently
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>>82679456
How did she not know where she peed from? Was she fucking blind?
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>>82678083
>Far enough up her ass to meet up with breakfast
That's... interesting imagery
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>>82678471
Don't. You're better than that



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