My boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and i'm stressing out about what I should get him for it. i'm currently a neet so i can't get anything actually fancy like a car but i still want to make him happy and feel appreciated. He likes computers/vidya but i know nothing about that sort of stuff, and i think he already has a pretty nice computer? i'm planning on getting a job and spending my first week's paycheck on the gift, so i think ill have like 500$ by then hopefully.So male anons, what do YOU wish you would get for your birthday/What would make you feel happy or special?
>>82678059I would like money and a contact written in paper that will sell me heroin
>>82678059Not gonna help you because I'm a spiteful bitch.https://voca.ro/1nI6HQJStf9v
>>82678059>what do YOU wish you would get for your birthday/What would make you feel happy or special?a kiss from a special girl and a tight, warm hugbut there is no special girl to give me that, so...
>>82678059Threesome with a femboy
>>82678059he's male, just ask him what he wants and he'll straight up tell youhe'll be way happier if he just knows you're getting him something
>>82678059blowjob, massage, tell him you love him and cuddle with him for a while.
Two things:1. Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne2. SexOk... the last one is just sexual harassment, sorry for that. But I hope you felt sexually harassed lol. I would love to receive a game or just spending time with someone. Receiving a food cooked by my own girlfriend would be awesome too. If you're thinking about games, make sure you know what he likes. A Steam/PSN/Xbox giftcard would also do (maybe would be even better)
>>82678059Why are you asking this incel pit of death instead of..... oh I don't know..... your own BF?
>>82678059Get him his favorite food, have sex with him, give him space or whatever he asks for
>>82678059Birthday sex. Nah, just kiddin' we'd all rather a Nintendo Switch game! Bing! Bing! Wahoo!Actually though a gift card if you aren't super close otherwise idk... I'd appreacate some bamboo pajama pants + maybe socks and boxers. They are so confortable and a massive treat especially if he's never worn bamboo clothing.
>>82678059>So male anons, what do YOU wish you would get for your birthday/What would make you feel happy or special?A nice meal, maybe some baked goods, sex and cuddles.
>>82678059I always wanted a stash of Army auto-injectors of various substances
>>82678059Ask him what he wants you retard
>>82678059take him to a restaurant
>>82678059I want flowers and a warm pair of socks
>>82678059some clothes should be fine, you don't need to spend too much
>>82678059>what do YOU wish you would get for your birthday/What would make you feel happy or special?Something that shows that she thought of me and/or that required a little effort to make, like a handwritten letter or a scrapbook. Experiences also make great gifts in my opinion, a night out at a restaurant, orchestra tickets, something like that
>>82678075u sound like a virgin loser>>82678059if he is a guy with a job he probably wont care about material things, get him something sentimental, thoughtful and with love
>>82678307>he probably wont care about material thingsThis is not true btw OP. Getting a gift is different from buying something yourself. He will appreciate it.
>>82678059I've been looking for this wojak
>>82678059>What do men like for their birthdayso lets say i had a girlfriend and we were together like 9 months (or 9 weeks or 9 days or 9 hours) or whateverand it was my birthday, and i could ask for anythingwhat i want from her is to indulge my fantasiesi just want her to pretend for one day>"waaa waaa waaa i dont like this waa waa waaa"yeah well its my birthday and this is what i asked fori want her to indulge my fantasies with being with other women. so>"im okay with you being with other girls i promise i promise i promise, i like it too"lots of verbal acceptable, encouragement, "i promise" even if we agree her promises for that day mean nothing. let me live out my fantasy pleaseim okay with empty promises i just want to feel happy for a dayfemcucks, cuckquean, hareming, a new girlfriend, stuff like that. just indulge in my fantasies please. i dont care about presents >"id rather buy you a expensive girl than do that"yeah well the expensive gift mean absolutely nothing to me, and you acting like how i want is much more meaningful
>>82678146>this incel pit of deathway to reach for the top shelf with your words faggot. dude it's like, so depraved and hellish here. a real incel pit of death.
irony being it's the women, troons and gays who make this place unbearable, not the incels
>>82678059I'm ngl when I people ask me for stuff I never know what to answerI've noticed most "woman stuff" is cheap things bought in large quantities like makeup, clothes, maybe books, etc. But most "man stuff" is expensive things you only need a couple of, like guns, cars, instruments... that makes it hardTbh just try finding some kind of interesting nick-knack for him. That's my advice
>>82678059Can't relate to your boyfriend at all but all I want for my b'day is pic related and lots of unprotected sex. I don't need a gun. Just a nice steak dinner. A nice bottle of booze. Some cheap beer.
wake him up with handholding squatfuck sex
>>82678059Ask him. All men are different. My friends like different things than I do. For most of them I just buy them something off of their steam wishlists. In my case I'd just like a day where I can relax (although I understand life happens) and some cheesecake or cannolis.
>>82678059anaI secks
>>82678059>What do men like for their birthdaySex
nothing. i hate my birthday and would prefer if you just ignored it
>>82678059You should bring home a new bull
>>82678059Guys are shocked if a girl gets him anything these days, even a giftcard for a game store
>>82678059Really depends on the guy. I would like a new set of tools, some M855A1, a new computer, a new fixed blade knife, a book, or any number of other things. But I'm not the only man that exists
>>82679885Same, the most depressing day of the year it is
>>82678059Don't shower or shave for the next two weeks and wake him up on his birthday with your asshole in his face ordering him to lick it while you jerk him off.
>>82678059>My boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and i'm stressing out about what I should get him for it. iJust straight ask him what he wants for birthday
>>82678075did someone yell at you??? xD
>>82678059some kinky stuff he always wanted but you didn't. its free and he will remember it.
>>82678059You can ask him about what games he likes and get one, the 500 $ might be too much at least in my opinion. Also you can prepare his favorite meal.
This is some sex haver bs. Do incels not exist? Where are they now?
>>82678059Haven't celebrated my birthday in 10 years or something, I doubt most men do. >So male anons, what do YOU wish you would get for your birthday/What would make you feel happy or special?Your boyfriend would probably like something personal, maybe make a photo collage of you and him. My sister did that for my dad and he cried
>>82678059I always like when people buy me clothes, sometimes just underwear/socks but closer family members have gotten me care packages with a ton of clothes.If you know about fashion and pick out stuff that he would actually wear that could be a nice gift so he doesn't have to think about that shit.
>>82678059Gift-wrap your pussy. Make sure it's shaved.
>>82678059Gift-wrap your pussy. Make sure it's bushy.
>>82678059You should use that money to buy a strapon and surprise him with it
>>82678059Claymore like the one on the pic.
>>82678059Birthday bang.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS2ow-Df_fcNo really. Its how every man imagines The Perfect Birthday. When his women appears on his doorsteps, all dolled up, and day turns unto hurricane of passion.(it should be day off work of course)
>>82678059My birthday is coming up in two weeks so maybe I'm your bf. I want a bottle of whiskey.
>>82678059do you shave? do you do anal? do you swallow cum and piss? do you cum quick? how often do u fuck?
Something related to his hobbies, ideally that shows you care and listen. Maybe something he's mentioned wanting a few times but has been unable to get. Avoid getting something he already has, that has the reverse effect. I'd say avoid scheduling a bunch of shit that eats up his day, too, most people would want their birthday to themselves.>all these posters just saying sexYou should already be putting your own boyfriend's dick in your holes without a special occasion, she's asking about a birthday present. You monkeys.
>>82678059birthday blowjob (deepthroat & swallow)
>>82678059if his birthday is in 2 weeks and you havent started work yet, you wont have the money in time. give him 2 hrs of head while he plays vidya
