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What would you do if you saw pic related on the shelf when you go the house of a girl you're hooking up with
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>>82678370
Originally exit originally the building
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>>82678370
walk out because I"m clearly not her type.
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>>82678370
what if you saw this?
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>>82678370
I don't do hookups, miss me with that ho.
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>>82678387
Originally enter originally the building
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>>82678370
i have a 4inch dildo and honestly it is enough
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>>82678387
"foid what the fuck is that"
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>>82678370
Not so subtle daily BBC demoralization thread
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>>82678370
I've never known a real life woman to have a fucking brown dildo.
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>>82678402
I have a brown pocket pussy but only because it was a few bucks cheaper than the white one.
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>>82678370
there are very few girls i would
1. want to "hook up" with
2. want them to be into BBC
and all of them are extremely hot. i'd ask them to invite the big black butler over, and as long as hes not egotistic, kiss & telling, or disrespectful, i'd do a MMF threesome with them and video record the whole thing. i would also give him oral because im a very hot pretty boy and if the girls that i desire let me hit, i would be down to do whatever. i think it would be super hot if me and a certain girl gave head to a bull on video. i would also switch her between me poking her doggystyle and him poking her orally, and vice versa. i'd also watch her getting smashed because i think its hot af. i wouldnt be down for anal though, but maybe the asethetics (pro bone, dick resting). Bonus points if hes also bi-curious and down for oral, but not a flamboyant fag & ultra points if hes cool about it and not some bnwo larper. I think we could make some very legendary videos & make money
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>>82678402
Yeah the OP pic is clearly some ragebait meme, most girls I've dated/hooked up with didn't even own dildos and those that did never had one longer than 6-7 inches.
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>>82678563
but its only hot if the girls are involved. girls make the world go around & without them its very weird & i wouldnt be down to do it. God bless the female race, God bless pretty boys with wealth & great taste, God bless the bbc.
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>>82678370
Women barely use dildos for masturbating unless they're freaks, they use vibrators. Now, if she had an assault-style high capacity vibrator like a hitachi wand that kills her sensitivity and prevents her from cumming through sex, that would be sus.
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>>82678370
Praise God. I have a fetish for size queens. I like to see just how much their greedy cunts can take as I slam and stretch them out. I love feeling how easily my fingers can go in afterwards while telling them how loose they are.
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kek @ all the timmys who swear their gf never owned a bbc dildo
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I've known many girls with sex toys, but it's almost always been primarily vibrators and after that butt plugs. I don't think buying dildos is super common.
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>>82678370
>When her dildos are smaller than mine
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>>82678370
I reveal my penis enlargement kink and hope she's on board with turning me into her pefect hyper-hung bf
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>>82678387
It's been at least a decade since I've seen that pic
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>>82678370
she clearly into niggers
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>>82678370
Like who actually has the biggest dick
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>>82680242
I have the biggest dick



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