>omg, he's alive >Quick get the doctor >Sir, take it easy, you've just gotten out of surgery
I don't feel wellAnd your not blinkingWhat are you..
>>82678461>fuck, how much is this going to cost me?
>>82678473>And your not blinkingUh, doctor, was the patient this retarded before the procedure? I think the anesthesiologist went a little overboard.
>she's on top of you, nose to nose. (Thank jeebus it's not ass to ass). She stares into your soul. My ancestors is of a ninja clan. Passed down generation to generation with selective inner breeding to eugenically create wider eyes for ultra wide field of vision. Blinking is weak Blinking gets you killed
>>82678461Can someone give me the rundown on this Mike fag? Is he just another schizo who speaks in cryptic language, often to himself? I'm glad I don't see him on other boards.
>>82678505I'm clearly not a patient. I'm a genetically superior ninja doctor
>>82678505>>82678516Kek, straight-up lobotomized that nigger. REKT!>>82678515Mike Cock in your mouth
>>82678461I'd assume the powers that be have kidnapped me and will now neautralize me in some strange way
That lady has been standing in the corner for an hour now giving the thumbs up...
Oh my God there's another one
No! Don't get any closer! Stay back!
>>82678515From what I gather he's a passive aggressive asshole much like all incels
Ah they are multiplying!
>>82678494Your thumbs. They want your thumbs
