Thats so gross. Why would you do that?
>>82680640Because I want kiddies
>>82680640I just wanna have a woman's warm vagina snuggle my cock and share her body fluids slushed together with mine. Does that make me 9001% gay?
>>82680640>Do people actually have sex?Unfortunately yes.Hence why I am here...
>>82680640pp feel goode and happy! :D
>>82680655>Because I want kittiesYour wish is my cum hand
>>82680655Buy them on eBay. Dont debase yourself in front of the Lord >>82680666Thats disgusting (and gay). Body fluids are so gross. Might as well be licking each others snot.>>82680672>Hence why I am hereMe too buddy. Scary world out there>>82680675Go for a walk or something
>>82680675>pp feel goode and fappy! :Dpls rember that when u feel scare or frigtennever forget ttimes when u feel happywhen day is dark alway rember fappy dayhttps://vocaroo.com/17743xnGlLvO
>>82680686>Might as well be licking each others snot.That's shnot.https://vocaroo.com/1i94r0xeGoX3
And with every cum they murder thousands of potential children.
>>82680640the penis is louder than the brain sometimes.
>>82680697>>82680703Dont make this a vocaroo threat I will crash out. Also you people are filthy and will be syphillis riddled by the time youre 30. Go read a book. Do some yoga. Call your moms. >>82680706Its basically genocide. Sex havers are mass murderers>>82680715Dont listen to it.
>>82680725>Dont listen to it.and do what instead when i'm horny?
>>82680725And if they do it everyday they become serial killers
>>82680640Because you get horny and it feels good and women are friggin hor and have hot asses and boobs that make you want to put your penor inside their vagoos.
>>82680715>the penis is louder than the brain sometimes.I'LL SLAM MY COCK WITH A THUDON THE DRUM BEATING BEATS WITH MY WOODIT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD NOTHING BEATS WOODBEATING ON THE DRUMAS I CUM IN UR MUM'S BUM
>>82680725>Also you people are filthy and will be syphillis riddled by the time youre 30. Go read a book. Do some yoga. Call your moms.I booty called your mom.https://youtu.be/IX7pVrDmFHA
>>82680748Idk jerk off. At least then youre being disgusting alone and not humiliating yourself infront of somebody else. Being naked around other people is hell.>>82680757Its just lumps of flesh. We are all just big bags of sweaty meat rubbing against each other and grunting like pigs. Its gross.>>82680792My mom doesnt do booty calls. She is not a sex haver. She is a virgin. Youre going to hell
>the penis is louder than the brain sometimes.I'LL SLAM MY COCK WITH A THUDON THE DRUM BEATING BEATS WITH MY WOODIT'S GOOD IT'S GOODNOTHING BEATS WOOD>pointing to thicc bootyWOULD YOU? YOU KNOW I WOULD.BEATING ON THE DRUMAS I CUM IN UR MUM'S BUMSON THAT'S WHERE YOU CAME FROM
>>82680815>She is a virgin.The secret is to have her perform a head-stand and gape upside down whilst the 500 roman legionaries bukkake that booty the work of God himself.
>>82680815>Its just lumps of flesh.300 LBS OF MEAT.
>>82680640I made her mad so she rapes me
>>82680815>jerk offi do, being naked around someone else sounds scary
>>82680873>I made her mad so she rapes meYeah, that's cool. I was never really into the getting raped by some sort of ancient mythical horned thing or whatever sort of stuff anyways.
>>82680686>Body fluids are so gross.Ew! Disgusting!Rampant exchange of bodily fluids was one of the major reasons for the downfall of society.
sex is.. le bad?
>>82680640>Why would you do that?same reason you would throw my food on the ground retard
>>82680935Time scale was off but that movie is floating with ideas we are already seeing with cratering sex rates and how more and more words are getting censored on sites. Stranger still Taco Bell is the only fast food company that isn't suffering massive losses and actually grew in profits these last few years.
>>82680640Feels good really
>>82681115It's similar to Idiocracy. People don't often realize but both of these films were satires of the current times they were written. Demolition Man is a satire of the last 80s and early 90s while Idiocracy is a satire of the late 90s and early 2000s.
>>82680776I will keep on dancing to the beat of the drum
>>82680914>being naked around someone else sounds scaryEXACTLY MY POINT >>82680935Incredibly based>>82681094Yes. Awful. Horror movie type shit.>>82681104>same reason you would throw my food on the groundI wouldnt. >>82681245Doubt it. What does it feel like ? Probably just like doing it yourself but sweatier and messier and more stressful because youre being watched the whole time and what if they do sometimes weird or you do something weird or it hurts or something but saying it hurts would be unsexy?And in the end they ghost you cause you were ugly and weird. No way its worth that
Likewise, Karl Marx's works weren't a guide for how to create a functional economic system. They were observations "what we have can't work forever, it will break down." Marx never committed to a solution, he merely observed the existing problems. Coming up with a solution that works is up to us once his hypotheses and predictions of the breakdown of existing capitalist economies are proven true.
>>82681265>Incredibly basedBeginning cybersex session in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...im typing this whi 1 hnd o god ur so thit aaaaaa it feels good i wan feel u inside
The thought of sex terrifies and disgusts me. Why do I have to like guys? I shudder just thinking of a guy sticking his dick in me.
>>82681265>Probably just like doing it yourself but sweatier and messier and more stressful because youre being watched the whole time and what if they do sometimes weird or you do something weird or it hurts or something but saying it hurts would be unsexy?If you're a faggot like me, after you dump your load in her and she gets off a few more times she'll be all foamy and ask you to grab her a towel. The bedsheets will be covered in snail trails and she'll shout "oh my god it's dripping out hurry I feel it running down my butthole!"Afterward when she heads home you can sniff the towels and wear them as a turban on your head as a reward.
>>82681286>I shudder just thinking of a guy sticking his dick in me.That's not entirely necessary. What is the vagina, essentially? It's just a mucous membrane shaped like a crushed tube which emits small amounts of lubrication and swells up dribbling sticky goo during ovulation.We can solve this problem. You have plenty of skin on your body. We can create a soft meaty tube free of sharp stubble, lubricate it and put it to use.At the end of the day what matters isn't the means or the method, it's the lovemeat. Meat meets meat.
I mean if you really think about it, your body wrapping around him and squeezing him tight inside you. Isn't that just a hug?
>>82681286And its supposed to bleed the first time too?? Yeah, thats gonna be a hard fucking pass>>82681304Nothing about this sounds appealing. That sounds humiliating, cold, awkward, smelly and disgusting. It would also ruin a good pair of sheets. I have nice sheets. No thank you. How do people think this sounds nice?>>82681329>Meat meets meatThats exactly the gross part >>82681342No its not. Hugs dont hurt or pull the wrong way or feel slimy and weird and you can keep your clothes on too. And you dont turn into a human popsicle. No matter which way you spin it, sex sounds awful, even just in theory. Sex havers are mentally ill
Why are foids so afraid/disgusted by sex? You guys use dildos to get off, its the same principle except the dick is real.
>>82681265>and more stressful because youre being watched the whole time and what if they do sometimes weird or you do something weird or it hurts or something but saying it hurts would be unsexy?As for a serious reply to this despite it being a waste (probably); Those are all only issues if you don't love the person you're with. If you do love them, you have a powerful desire to be close to them that makes you feel pain and stress when you're too far apart. You can be laying together on a loveseat or spooning in bed, skin to skin and still feel this desire to be closer. Not only do you have that drive called "love", but it also includes a desire to be judged and seen by them and to judge and see them and share your feelings honestly.https://vocaroo.com/1hsK29fQhfIjOnce you have love being seen doesn't feel like stress anymore. It changes so you feel stress when you aren't seen. Being seen and judged feels amazing and is only eclipsed by the infinitely good feeling of being accepted and sharing those feelings between both of you.
>>82681386>And its supposed to bleed the first time too?? Yeah, thats gonna be a hard fucking passDepends on the hymen shape. I'm not sure of the numbers but probably 50% chance the hymen doesn't need to be split. There is no requirement unless you're unlucky enough to have one of those very small openings or pinhole patterns which is actually rare. For you though I've been assuming you were male and your butthole is the one in danger of having its O-ring torn here.
>>82681386>No its not. Hugs dont hurt or pull the wrong way or feel slimy and weird and you can keep your clothes on too. And you dont turn into a human popsicle. No matter which way you spin it, sex sounds awful, even just in theory. Sex havers are mentally illWhy don't you start with a hug? Do what feels comfortable.
>>82681329Okay, your post is just completely weird.>>82681386We have pads for a reason.>>82681392I don't have a dildo. I'm scared to out anything into me. I haven't even used a tampon.
>>82681386>I have nice sheets.I guess you don't ovulate without a womb.
>>82681427>Okay, your post is just completely weird.Good, you're making progress. Yes it's weird. Sex is weird. Humans are weird. Everything we do is weird. Emotions are weird. Now try to imagine being weirdly wrapped together, skin to skin where the entire world disappears and nothing matters anymore except that you're weird together. Then it gets so weird it suddenly flips upside down and inverted and feels more normal than anything you've ever felt before.
Then you feel terrified because you don't want to go back. You want to stay this way together so the entire world disappears forever and all that is left is just the two of you being weird together.
>>82681392Dildos dont sweat or drip or slip like human bodies do. But I think theyre gross too, personally. Also I never stated my gender. Not the point of this thread. Im saying sex is gross for everybody, not only women. >>82681400Wtf is this psyop brainwash vocaroo?? This is not about chastity. Its not like a morality thing for me. Just, I genuinely think naked bodies are gross. And rubbing them together will not make them any less gross. And sex is basically just glorified gooning where you embarrass yourself. If you love your partner, just cuddle. With clothes on.>>82681414Yeah idk Im not a hymen specialist but just the possibility icks me out. I dont fw blood. >>82681422Yeah. Hugs are good. I like those>>82681427>We have pads for a reasonIm not talking about periods. Why would you EVER wanna have sex on your period. Actually, now that you mention it, one more reason to think sex is gross. Some people have period sex. What the hell. What the actual hell. Its a cruel, sick world we live in
>>82681460>Yeah idk Im not a hymen specialist but just the possibility icks me out. I dont fw blood.So? I guess it's hard to see down there but find a guy you love who will become a hymen specialist and specialize on yours. Nobody should just jump into sex right away. Take your time. Sex is actually the least important thing ever. Wanna know where else humans emit goo? Our mouth. Are you afraid of kisses too? Okay so just touch the tips of your noses together and rub each other's bridge below and between the eyes gently but with pressure. That's a "secret" erogenous zone that most people don't know about.
>>82681460>If you love your partner, just cuddle. With clothes on.If you don't want to get closer to them than clothes or skin that proves you don't love them. When you love them you want to overlap and be the same body. Not even penetrative sex is enough. It's this intense desire to just combine completely into one.
>>82681460>Im not talking about periods. Why would you EVER wanna have sex on your period. Actually, now that you mention it, one more reason to think sex is gross. Some people have period sex. What the hell. What the actual hell. Its a cruel, sick world we live inSome women say orgasms and sexual arousal shorten period cramps and bleeding. Typically it's known to delay the onset of menstruation but how you feel emotionally matters too. Even if it has no measurable scientific effect if you feel better and it doesn't hurt anything it's probably good for you.
99.99% of every human on Earth since the dawn of time, yes.
>>82681479How do you even know all this stuff ?? >Are you afraid of kisses too?Kisses are fine but only without tongue. Never tongue kissed and would rather bite into a piece of granite. It sounds like a sensory nightmare >>82681508That sounds psychotic. If I have to take my clothes off and ruin my sheets to prove that I love someone, then I would rather not. >>82681517It sounds gross. Say its like, day two, period sex, you know what a nightmare that would be to clean up? >>82681523Like I said. Its a sick world we live in
>>82681603ye m8 crazy stuff hey btw kill urself
>>82681603you havent felt true love, Im asexual but Ive had sex before cause I wanted to be as close as possible with my partner and it makes him happy so Id do anything to make him happy
>>82681615>ye m8 crazy stuff hey btw kill urselfU WOT MATE??Ur mum
>>82681603>How do you even know all this stuff ??HIMITSU
>>82681710>Im asexual buthttps://youtu.be/CTuVOtu1Q90
>>82681615>btw kill yourself Give me 9 more years so I can do it Kurt Cobain style >>82681710I dont even think Im asexual. I have sex drive. I just dont wanna have sex. I would do it if it was less gross.>you havent felt true loveOkay? Maybe not. How would I know? What would you say qualifies ?
>>82681911love so strong that you would literally die many times for it, a wanting to merge into one being with the one you love
