>So anon, can you tell us why you're older than us, yet we're the ones in charge?
>>82682831Why? Because~~~ you're younger than me.
>>82682831Because I'm really the one in charge. Who has to go to all of the bullshit meetings? You. Who doesn't do any real work? You. Who is unfirable without putting the company in existential risk? Me. Who would get a raise if I left? Me. I choose my position; I choose my work. Can you say the same about you?
>>82682923This you fucking retards it's because I was born before you, if you don't understand how dates work then maybe you shouldn't be in charge.
>>82682923>>82682985You must've failed somewhere in life to have younger superiors
>>82683007yeah, it's called neeting for 20 years. enjoy the rest of your first day, and this memory hole explaining the first day guy
>>82682831DO YOU FEEL lN CHARGE?
>>82682831>You're in charge and you may as well enjoy this fleeting moment of humiliating me, because within 10 years you will be standing right here with bags under your eyes, blemishes all over your face, in 20 a stoma bag hanging off your side. Aging spares no one, sweetheart.>Did you know that every day you live appears to go by shorter because as time goes on they become a smaller percentage of the total amount of the life you had lived?>Anyhoo, I gotta scan these so if you'll excuse me.
>>82682831>yet we're the ones in charge?Oh you think you're in charge?Guess I'll just quit then, the company will probably run fine without me>cue everything going to shit the moment I leave
>>82682831There is in fact no sufficient rebuttal to this other than letting your fists do the talking
>>82683340Bruh if that's how you feel, you've gotta slack off more
>>82682831Had this literal scenario.>Told them truthfully, you are paid less than me but double the work is expected>tfw one of the old boys when times were good>cannot replace me because I can easily do the work of three people no sweat and I am the only one that knows how everything works>they left because they were B not happy with pay suddenly>see job posting for the position at even less pay than they were at.>I leave job for another position (more money)>word is they had to hire two people in my place, they have no fucking clue what they are doing and the workplace has been a shit show since I leftGood times
I dont see why you would want to do some high responsibility, stressful job unless you have kids and need the extra money to support them.
>>82682831Because I you are related to the owner, and I am not.
>>82683363My friend was in a similar situation, but even more extreme. It was a fairly small business and when he left for a better job the business basically failed within 6 months because nobody could do the work he did.
>>82683270>DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?Yes stinky moid, now go back to slaving
>>82685074>quits and gets a $20k raise elsewhereOops :) Have fun
>>82685103>manager blacklists you for pretty much every job
>>82682831I like women's armpits. Can I lick your armpits?
I'm just chillin.
>>82685507>then calls back 6 months begging you to come back:^)
>>82686184Yeah well, they haven't found someone beta enough to bully!
>>82682831who's the qt? Is she AI?
>>82686961I use the phone call to laugh at them and call them racist pedophiles. I put my extra money on my bed and I roll around in it.
>>82688225*Translator's note: This has been verified as historically accurate
>>82682831it's all quite simple
>>82683347>no sufficient rebuttal"i'm unemployed, tf are tou people"
>>82688250Ah yes a fellow I don't get paid enough to give to give much of a shit about that
>>82682831It's because you're smarter than I am.
>>82682831>>82683007I make more money as a unionized worker than I would if I took a management job (I know because they tried to get me to take one and I saw the pay they make), and where my bosses have to bow and scrape to Transportation department (because they have no union and can be fired if a terminal superintendent gets butthurt) I can just tell Transportation the facts they don't want to hear, hold my ground, etc. I also get a DB pension where they're stuck with DC pensions. How have I failed in life when I have the better job?
>>82682831Because you started earlier.
l have a learning disability
>>82682831i'd rather know why you're asking in the first place. What does this have to do with work? seems a very unprofessional to ask. gonna inquire about my sex life next? wonder why this whore next to you is pushing triple digits and im not?
>>82682831Not that my manager is older than me but they live an objectively worse life compared to me.>Make more money than me but still poorer than me because they have kids.>Have to do overtime pretty much ever day. They work 9-10h a day. I work a fixed 8h. Sometimes they send E-mails at 2am while supposedly on vacation. Married to their job, basically.Being a manager is good for money, of course, but it also means you have a ton of responsibilities and you're expected to be available pretty much all the time. You'd have to pay me millions every year for me to put most of my actual life on hold and become completely enslaved to a corporation. I'd much rather keep my lower-paid, much lower responsibility position where nobody calls me or E-mails me outside work hours. When I exit my job building, I stop giving a shit about my job until the next day.
>>82682831>>So anon, can you tell us why you're older than us, yet we're the ones in charge?Because I NEETed for 20 years.
>>82690897>gonna inquire about my sex life next?...Yeahhh he's a virgin!
>>82682831Everyone above lower middle management at corporations has literally made a deal with demons for power.
>>82692134This is the part where Chad puts me in a headlock and Stacy rubs her pussy in my face right?
>>82682831>So anon, can you tell us why you're older than us, yet we're the ones in charge?Because I am new to this field after changing careers?It would be weird of me to be in charge just because of my age instead of my experience.
