>Talking to a co-worker that I hang out with often>"I just kind of like being alone, I haven't really had a friend in 5 years">"Sorry to break your record my guy"Wait, does this mean we're friends?
>>82685904Nah this is all part of his master plan to kidnap you and hide you in his basement where he would furiously peg you daily until you perish
No, youre EX-friends now. The "my guy" at the end should make it obvious, he considered you a friend but now realized youre mental and full of yourself
>>82685904people at work cant be friends, theyre just npcs, they will fuck you up if given the chance never trust anyone