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>Talking to a co-worker that I hang out with often
>"I just kind of like being alone, I haven't really had a friend in 5 years"
>"Sorry to break your record my guy"

Wait, does this mean we're friends?
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>>82685904
Nah this is all part of his master plan to kidnap you and hide you in his basement where he would furiously peg you daily until you perish
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No, youre EX-friends now. The "my guy" at the end should make it obvious, he considered you a friend but now realized youre mental and full of yourself
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>>82685904
people at work cant be friends, theyre just npcs, they will fuck you up if given the chance never trust anyone



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