So I talk to a grimy low down ruthless tecato beaner spic from Tijuana that was hanging around a shady alley where they sell eyeballs at a bargain deal the other day because the advice mom and dad gave me on how to get girls was clearly wrong. Let me tell you, best fucking advice I ever got. He yelled CHOKE A LATTE LA POO TAH! I will never forget that day. Changed my fucking life, with something so simple yet so profound.