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A foid in your life has gooned to you at least once. Just keep that in mind when you're having a bad day.
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>>82686394
ha, i extremely fucking doubt it
in the extremely unlikely scenario that'd happen, it'd provoke nothing but curiosity in me anyway
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why would a foid goon to me?
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>>82686394
You are right and ive even seen them do it. It was very top kek and hot and made my penis go boing
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>>82686394
My wife has admitted to masturbating to me.
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>>82686394
ive only gooned to one guy. i only do it at all cause it helps me sleep
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>>82686394
Why would that make me happy? I don't want to be perved on.
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>>82686394
this provides me no comfort, as I'm seen as only a sex beast to many.
>captcha: KYNKY
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this is demonstrably false
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>>82686394
>a whore in your life has found you attractive enough to masturbate to but not attractive enough to approach
Surely.
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>>82686394
never again. NO MALE WILL EVER GET THIS FROM ME AGAIN. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCES AND YOU BROKE ME. YOU MADE ME ASHAMED TO GOON OUT OF LUST FOR YOU!!! I WILL NEVER GOON AGAIN FOR ANY OF YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAD UNTIL IT'S GONE
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Dont make me tap the chart
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>>82686394
Why are Aubrey's boobs so small?
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>>82686394
how is that supposed to improve my day
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>women being sexual with you gives you value
You're a literal cuckold lol
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I am SICK and TIRED of women OBJECTIFYING ME!
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>>82686394
that doesn't help me in any fucking way, ignoring the fact that I have no reason to believe that
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Well, not me in particular, but to the fantasy of being raped by a big ugly guy that I could do a reasonable stand-in for, probably.
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>>82686394
if she REALLY wanted to fuck me she should have told me so. why can't women just approach men?
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>>82686394
true. multiple. and they have told me about it

i have had sex a single digit number of times.
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>>82686394
Probably, 2 girls had crushes on me during their peak horny years. didn't know till years later though.
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>>82686394
I had a student once who I'm pretty sure was really into me
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>>82686394
That never happened. I haven't even had any female acquaintances for half of my life.
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>>82686394
it makes my day worse remembering one of the foids who gooned to me and gooned with me. I try not to think about her anymore but I can't go more than a few days without missing that little coercive retard.
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>>82687298
They will approach you if they've gooned to you enough but a lot of foids are shy and retarded too so they don't
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>>82686394
Not true. Women are only attracted to one type of man (Chad), and if you're the sort of guy that doesn't get attention from men IRL, you aren't Chad.
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/b/ told me this 15 years ago and it gave me enough confidence to get a girlfriend
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>>82686394
Lol never.
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>>82686533
I'll let you think about how you hate that I'm making you do it during
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>>82686394
A few girls have gooned to me. I've posted cumshot vids to this very board and had girls tell me they shlicked to it



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