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Do moids actually feel sleepy after they cum? Or is this just an excuse to avoid cuddling after sex so they feel less guilty about pumping and dumping you?
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>>82686684
not really for me, but I feel tired all the time anyways
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If it's a large load yes, though I would say most men enjoy sleepy cuddles after a nut.
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>>82686684
After I jerk off I get hungry, the sleepiness is more a thing when you start jerking off. Your brain releases hormones and if you fuck a woman it releases dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, so it could make some people sleepy after.
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>>82686684
>Do moids actually feel sleepy after they cum?
Yes. That together with a period of hypersensitivity after we cum is an evolved reaction to get us to stop fucking a woman's pussy so we don't dislodge the cum we've already put in her.
>Or is this just an excuse to avoid cuddling after sex so they feel less guilty about pumping and dumping you?
Shouldn't have hooked up with abusechads.
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>>82686684
Is that baby bear dead?
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>>82686714
no but he OD'd on honey and passed out
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>>82686684
>Do moids actually feel sleepy after they cum?
I feel sleepy after I cum and I'm a perma virgin who's never felt the loving touch of another human in his life.
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>>82686710
>Shouldn't have hooked up with abusechads
It was a joke, why do you always assume the worst? Also how come you long nosed kikes except people to feel bad for men being mistreated by women, meanwhile when a woman gets mistreated, it's her fault? Interdaste
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>>82686684
samefagging this -->>82686732
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>>82686735
Because women are the vaunted sexual selectors, if you get abused maybe you should have selected a better partner.
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>>82686684
Yes. It switches on the parasympathetic nervous system. I don't see why you wouldn't cuddle though, that's great when you're sleepy.
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>>82686735
The way a joke works is you set up some kind of expectation on the listener/reader's part, and then sweep it out from under them by revealing a new angle, interpretation, or conclusion to the initial setup, which is unexpected, but related in some way.
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>>82686735
If person gets mistreated by their bf/gf it is their fault.
feel bad for men being mistreated by women, meanwhile when a woman gets mistreated, it's her fault
The difference is men experience mistreatment by simply existing. Women experience mistreatment when their bf beats them and she stays with him.
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>>82686684
i don't feel sleepy after i cum, i literally pass out. like i'm not kidding once i cut my forehead because i crashed so hard after cumming i hit my head on my desk
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>>82686760
By your logic, men are at fault too. No one forces men to get married to abuse stacies, but unlike you, I don't blame the men. Maybe the men should've chosen better? Bullshit

>>82686772
Jews aren't funny. You are incapable on lecturing me on why orange kikes taking away goyim welfare and sending it to Israel is a good thing, let alone why my joke wasn't a joke lol
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>>82686801
You didn't tell a joke in the first place. You just whined.
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>>82686777
Men get abused by women and stay with them all the time. Also if you get beat for the first time, that's still abuse? Even if you think staying with him afterwards means any future abuse is on the woman, the initial beating is still a bad thing.

>The difference is men experience mistreatment by simply existing
I don't doubt that happens, but are you a newfag? Larp as a woman or something, you people shit on foids for just existing. You preach treating both sexes with respect, but you don't practice it.
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>>82686684
I don't understand why you dumb whores need to be coddled for everything. Unless you're being beaten back and blue during sex there's no need for "aftercare."
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>>82686818
>You just whined
No, I literally have never cuddled a moid nor been turned down by one. Calling post-nut sleepiness an excuse to not cuddle was a joke, literally no one thinks it's an excuse 99 percent of the time.
Sorry for assuming you knew this (not really)
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>>82686836
>cuddling your wife during sex is needlessly coddling her
Which sand nigger country did you emigrate from Muhammed? Post hand btw.
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>>82686684
can't imagine not cuddling after sex with my wife.
the man probably doesn't care about you.
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Men shouldnt be "cuddly wuddly" and sensitive in the first place.
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>>82686847
NTA but you seem like a butthurt pain in the ass BPD psycho cunt
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>>82687988
you're putting on an act.
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>>82686684
why can't we cuddle while i fall asleep with my cock inside you?
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>>82686684
Hell yeah. Nutting in a bitch make you tired asf. Eyes heavy. Honk shooo. Honk shooo.
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I do feel sleepy after cumming. Can't you just cuddle to sleep??? I don't get it
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>>82686684
i don't care what you have to say i just opened this thread because of the sad bear picture
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>>82686684
what? it's not pump'n'dump if he cuddles afterwards?
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>>82688050
that lil nigga is sleeping after having the time of his honey life
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>>82686684
Cooming takes a lot out of me, especially if it's from sex as opposed to masturbation
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>>82686703
I personally noted a massive different between masturbation and sex. Masturbation does little, but sex has strong enough effect I no longer want to do it in the morning, because I will be groggy for the next few hours.

>>82686684
That being said, I enjoy cuddling while I fall asleep. It's the talking I can't keep up with as I am literally struggling to stay awake.
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Depends on my sleep schedule and how attractive she is. Or if she wants to go again. If she's a more of a one and done type then yeah I'll hit the sack.
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Ejaculation leaves men in an extremely depleted state which can last weeks. People don't understand how badly it messes up a man's hormones, energy, and immune system. So please understand when a man passes out after spilling his life force for you. Btw you can cuddle with someone who is asleep, you dumb foid.
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>>82686684
Frequently, and the more intense the cum the sleepier I am. When I cum after fapping for an hour to one of my most beloved jav waifus I depersonalize for a moment and sometimes sit there with my head back and mouth agape before I suddenly jolt awake and realize 30 minutes had passed
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>>82686684
>>82686735
>it was a joke
yeah, it was very funny
as you can see everyone in this thread is laughing
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>>82686836
ASPD nigger moment
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>>82688465
foids will say the dumbest shit and then say its all a joke and then wonder why people say they're unfunny
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>>82686847
Female "comedy", folks
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>>82686684
I get immediately hungry and if it was a large nut, I could close my eyes and pass out right then and there.
Btw foid can you have sex with me to teach me? Ill cuddle afterward even if it takes a lot of effort



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