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>tfw met this 4/10 westernized korean girl at the club
>go to next club with her at 7am with her black friend
>offer drinks, they say they need water
>get water, clubs packed, have to circle to find them
>+respect, i guess
>she leads me through the crowd, starts grinding on me
>whisky dick, can't get hard (been some state of inebriated since 9pm) (am i even supposed to get hard?)
>her black friend starts getting close with a korean guy, eventually they start kissing
>don't know how to advance at this point, just awkwardly grind, grope her breasts a few times
>eventually she goes to the washroom, it's over
>her friend follows 5mins later, inadvertently kamikaze the korean guy's lay
>korean guy, nervous at this point, uses the 5 english phrases he knows on me
>she comes back, very cold now obviously
>her and her friend want to split now, korean guy knows it's over at this point and ditches us in the crowd
>lead them out of the club, say thanks for the night
i'm a failed normalfag and it's extremely painful
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Its over pajeet nigga
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>>82687765
>>82687765
i'm 6'2, white, and certified autistic
if i was a pajeet i wouldn't have gotten as far as i did
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>>82687787
>that skin color
>white

Nice try
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>>82687799
i was baking in the japanese sun for two months before this, it's called a tan faggot
guarantee i'm whiter than your brownoid ass
here's under my watch, guarantee i'm whiter than your brownoid ass
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Wait so you think you blew it because you didn't get an erection on the dance floor? That's not how dancing works. You are just supposed to get sweaty then get a drink and talk and then make out. The boner happens later back in your apartment.

Since you have autism I have to suggest that something else went wrong. But you're in pick because you are attractive enough to get one woman's attention. It's really a numbers game after that. I'm tall and good looking but mentally ill so I blow it more often than not. Best to get drunk and hope for the best
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Also if it's 7am and you aren't on simulants then what do you expect? Go to bed before 3am and try again tomorrow night
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>>82687865
>>82687865
no i don't think it wasn't because i didn't get an erection, i think it's because she thought i was a fucking clueless dead fish on the dance floor, which would be correct
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>>82687883
I don't even dance and I get laid a lot. Just keep drinking and talking and then kiss her
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>>82687727
Yeah you kind of screwed up by not having a functioning dick, but it wasn't over. You could've still made out with her and eventually get her number.
>am i even supposed to get hard?
If a girl grinds on you she kind of expects you to at least get a chub
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>>82687915
>>82687915
lol you make it sounds so easy, i'm nervous and don't know when or how to initiate the kiss, even just chatting wirh her always seems like a minefield
i hate clubs man, where's my autist gf life sucks i should just walk into the lava brick in a roblox obby
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>>82687929
Just drink more and kiss her when you know she's into you. Do it early so you don't have time to blow the vibe

For instance say your going to go back to her place. It's decided. So you're already going to get laid. Start kissing her then and there. Don't bother waiting



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