Anons, what would you do If I broke into your house, tied you to your kitchen chairs, and absolutely mogged you by cooking spaghetti squash in front of you and your loved ones?
>>82688097vomit because spaghetti squash is disgusting
>>82688104Anon, I'm sorry for you having shit taste, or more likely you being a garbage cook
the fuck is spaghetti squash?
>>82688129I'm not gonna tell you anon, I'm just gonna strap you into your chair and start making homemade tomato, garlic, and olive oil sauce
>>82688104FPBP sketti squash is an abomination.
>>82688126it's the smell mostly, I can't stand squash for some reason, I can stomach zucchini weirdly enough though. not as spaghetti though, I don't like it with red sauce.
>>82688146well too fucking bad, anon, you're gonna be eating it. and it's high in fiber so I'm gonna force feed you it until you shit yourselfcamera doesn't capture red with steam very well>>82688141YOU come into MY thread in FALL, SQUASH season and talk shit about the best squash? there's a 10th circle of hell for people like you
>>82688129it's squash that shreds into spaghetti like strands. and I'd shred it right in front of your ignorant face, your family would all laugh at you for not knowing this
>>82688097lolsorandumb xD
>>82688187This thread is far from "random", and my break in won't be random, it'll be a targeted attack, and probably a hate crime, with enhancement for terroristic threatsif you don't see the link between zero sugar wild cherry pepsi, it's already over for you anon.
Squash is okay. I'd be able to easy cook something up that shits all over your cuisine.>>82688187>implyingUnironically hang yourself. Why are you even here?
>>82688256>I'd be able to easy cook something up that shits all over your cuisine.PRESENT IT
>>82688256https://youtu.be/77I-hQwa4Jk?t=405typical anon poster, all talk but no action!
>>82688097I thought those were two big yellow ricefoid boobies. But look at this one. Splendid ricefoid specimen. Archetypal. Very sugoi. One of my favorites. Would make incel hapa sons with/10.
>>82688160there isn't enough room in hell for both me and all the sketti squash of the world.
>>82688461that's what happens in the circle, you're forced to eat all of it that's been consumed on earth.
