>be me, phd student coming back to campus from a conference>walking with luggage through my town>kept thinking about how "bitch" and "niggas" and "sheit" would probably be legitimate sounding english names to any thirdie>imagining some shitty bollywood courtroom drama with white lawyers>"yes your honour saar I am samjeet padmasana, junior partner at bitch niggas and sheit">and some law student in the peanut gallery's like>"oh, they are wery prestigious firm indeed. my uncle once applied and was rajected dewring the interwiew">laughing my ass off at this shitty impression and this hotep looking professional black dude asks me if I'm OK from the other side of the street>mfw looked homeless in front of a professional nigga while laughing at jeets
>>82688100Im not following
>>82688115are you retarded, king?
>>82688100good one, chuckled, 9/10
>>82688100Don't worry. No one is following you. You're perfectly safe.
>>82688536Aw shit nigga!