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What if all the fluids from people having sex flew up into the sky and formed a massive ball then dropped back down to the earth?
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That is all I want from life. The ultimate message and artistic fuck you to humanity.
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>>82688366
Over what time period? Like all the fluids currently existing at this precise moment, all the fluids made by the currently living, all of human life ever? Do accidental piss and diarrhea count as fluids from sex, or are you talking just male cum/precum and female vaginal self-lubricant? What about excess saliva?
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>>82688389
>Over what time period? Like all the fluids currently existing at this precise moment,
The ones at this precise moment from all the sex havers having sex right now, and any fluid produced while having sex. Sweat, saliva, pussy juice, precum, cum, piss, shit etc
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>>82688366
it would be extremely painful i suppose
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>>82688569
Ok, let's say

7 billion people on earth
4 billion at sex having age
2 sexes per week on average

5 minutes for a "precise moment" (time before cum dries etc)

About 400k sexes ongoing, at various stages in the sexual act. Let's play it simple and say half are mid-sex and half are orgasming/post-orgasm/pre-cleanup.

300k excess salivas, 10ml per average = 3m ml
400k precums, 1ml per average = 400k ml
400k vaginal fluids, 5ml per average = 2m ml
200k cumshots, 3ml per average = 600k ml
2k pisses, 50ml per average = 100k ml
200 bleeds, 10ml per average = 2k ml
50 pukes, 500ml per average = 5k ml
10 diarrheas, 100ml per average = 1k ml

Or in summation, a little over 6.1m ml, or ~6000 liters, or ~1600 gallons, or 3 large jacuzzis, most of which would be saliva, cum, and vaginal fluid, but would definitely smell like shit and puke as well. If combined into a single ball, it would probably largely dissipate and separate before reaching the earth, and when it did it would be like a couple seconds of very gross sticky liquid in a relatively small space.
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I pooped myself during sec because i had a bad flu im sorry for ruining the cloud
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>>82688366
perhaps 6 billion people or so have had sex, their fluids would amount to around 250 billion liters of water and oil

depending on how the fluids leave their body, they would leave either dry corpses that flop on the ground like leather wrapped around bone, or the dry husks would be torn apart to some degree

the remaining people will be mostly young and unusual adults, there would be chaos with so many children to feed and the remaining adults having difficulty controlling the teenagers
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>>82688366
I would survive because I have never had sex and don't leave my house either
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>>82688366
it would still be 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% as dirty as the ganges river
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this is how the sport of coomball was formed
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>>82688366
My love, do you ever dream of, semen coated raindrops.
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>>82690071
The implications of how AIDS and other STDs will spread is alarming



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