/r9k/ - Russian work crush does not like you. She does not - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/03/25(Fri)00:01:06 No.82688847

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Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)00:01:06 No.82688847 Archived

Russian work crush does not like you. She does not reciprocate. Stop fantasizing.

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:27:09 No.82689390

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:27:09 No.82689390

Akshually she did like me and we dated for 3 years before she brvtally dumped me.

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:30:03 No.82689413

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:30:03 No.82689413

what if a portal opened and Freieren came out and fell in love with YOU? kind of like in Urusei Yatsura. then she is all split over whether to bring you to her world or stay in this one. she also gives you a potion that increases your life span

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:30:04 No.82689414

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:30:04 No.82689414

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>>82688847
YOU'RE RUSSIAN IN TO THINGS
GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:30:29 No.82689418

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:30:29 No.82689418

>>82689390
This but she was Lithuanian/russian and i dumped her
>I never recovered

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:30:46 No.82689421

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:30:46 No.82689421

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>>82689413
>she also gives you a potion that increases your sperm count

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:31:56 No.82689429

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:31:56 No.82689429

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>>82689413
Immediately slam the potion and chase down serie and ask to be her slave just to be near her

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:32:33 No.82689432

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:32:33 No.82689432

>>82689429
>serie
You can't be series

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:34:31 No.82689438

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:34:31 No.82689438

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I've summoned you all here today to announce to you my newest invention: the ding-longer.

Ecchi.

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:38:51 No.82689466

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:38:51 No.82689466

I know what you are thinking and it is wrong. You are being gross. The ding-longer is an enchantment which increases the quality factor of a resonator such as a bell. This produces a much longer decay by transforming the envelope via logarithm from an exponential into a linear decay.

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:43:52 No.82689499

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:43:52 No.82689499

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