It's not a foreplay, I'm clearly ready for sex, it's just actively pissing me off
i just get her to put it in for me because im a dicklet and lazy no dick slapping required
>>82688869*slaps my cock on your pussy*yeah you like that, babe
>>82688869Gotta make sure the equipment is working, like clicking tongs before grilling.
>>82688869Because we see it done in porn
>>82688869I just rub it against the clit first because my performance is going to be lousy
>>82688869Shut up, faggot. It is like licking your lips or gulping out of sheer hunger or horniness.
>>82688869It's fun to do and feels and sounds satisfying.
>>82688881>>82688953I DO NOT like it and it's NOT satisfying
>>82688869Everything you foids do pisses me off. I'm gonna cockslap your goofy-ass pussy as much as I please.
>>82688996is all sex entirely for your pleasure?most people do things to make their partner happy (whatever their sex). you could even say making your partner happy IS sexy, wow.
>>82688869It's one of those things you just... do. You just do it. Idk why. It's like how a dog circles a spot before sleeping in it. Or like when you say "mmmmm" right after the first bite into something delicious even if no one is around. There's no logic to it. It's just what you do.
>>82688996>I DO NOT like itWhat don't you like about it?
>>82688996and why don't you like it?? I'm going to keep doing it regardless. deal with it, foids!
>>82689011>>82689016I don't like it not being inside
>>82688869I never done that before, but sometimes I like to rub my pp head on her vagina when its wet and feel it on before putting it in.
>>82688869Do you walk into somebody's house without knocking first and greeting them? SYBAU OP..
>>82688869its a teasing thing, i thought? i cant think about sex without thinking of having it slapped on my first, but im also a khhv pornbrained retard
>>82689068aww little foidypoo can't wait a few seconds to get that big moid cock inside of her. cute
>>82689068I will never put it inside you. I will rub and slap my cock against your pussy for hours until you go crazy.
>>82689095I would feel ashamed typing this out anon
>>82689148why? who gives a shit lmao it's the internet
what does it feel like to slap your dick against a girls pussy before having sex with her? actually what does it feel like to even have sex...
>>82689233slapping your dick on her ungrateful pussy while she whines cause she wants it inside her RIGHT NOW is really nice. always make her beg for it btw
>>82689248teasing her clit with my cock as she begs...
>>82688869>>82688996Fuck off whore!This is a board for virgins only!You do not belong here normalwhore!
>>82688869>it's just actively pissing me offthat's literally why we do it. get mad and beg for it foid!
>>82688869Well I never had sex, but I enjoy watching this in porn.>teehee let me just rub my dick around the outside your pussy a few times before putting it in
>>82688869I like to slap my dick over top on the pubic mound once to take a measurement of how far up in those guts im about to be
>>82689068you like it and we both know it
