/r9k/ - > Be me > Park car on side of street in town > Pay - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/03/25(Fri)01:29:00 No.82689406

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Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:29:00 No.82689406 Archived

> Be me
> Park car on side of street in town
> Pay for meter
> Go to cross walk
> Black chick crossing towards me
> Tits on full display, probably for a bar
> Eyes can't figure out where the hell to look
> She smiles and checks me out
> Says "hey"
> Reply "Hi!"
> About to flirt but A. I don't know how to flirt, and B. I have minutes to spare to drop a time-sensitive check off (Buying a home and the realtor office is about to close)
> Drop check off
> Walk back to my car
> She's gone

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:38:25 No.82689464

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:38:25 No.82689464

>>82689406
would you like to know a secret from me to all of the readers of this thread including you? one of the ultimate greatest skills a man can develop which can take a very long time is the skill to not get oneitis for every girl you see

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:41:32 No.82689481

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:41:32 No.82689481

>>82689464
I've had oneitis and this wasn't at that level

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:45:40 No.82689511

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:45:40 No.82689511

>>82689406
she was a prostitute don't worry about it

but yeah

if you wanted to keep talking you gotta say more than hi

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)01:56:10 No.82689576

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)01:56:10 No.82689576

>>82689511
Here it's more likely she was a stripper. But yeah I know it takes more than just "hi" to keep a convo going, just a spur of the moment fumble

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:24:52 No.82689734

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:24:52 No.82689734

>>82689511
lmfao incel, just stop advising robots

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:30:45 No.82689769

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:30:45 No.82689769

How much is the house dude?

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:33:22 No.82689782

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:33:22 No.82689782

>>82689769
$125k, comes with a bunch of land so I could realistically build my dream home on the property one day. I've been in the market for two years and here you're lucky if an investor doesn't buy it up if it's good.

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:33:52 No.82689788

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:33:52 No.82689788

>>82689734
yeah ok retard virgin lmao

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:40:03 No.82689825

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:40:03 No.82689825

>>82689734
>>82689788
Ah, two fuckwits encounter eachother and compete for superiority. (I am the third fuckwit about to join the fray for I love the game)