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when was the last time you felt something?
>had everything i wanted and lost it
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>>82690082
I saw a fat lady's cleavage today and felt horny
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>>82690087
fat bitches are subhuman
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>>82690082
When are you going to do something about it
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Today, when my wife called video called me from office to say hi. She's working a new job, and some of her colleagues said they wanted to meet me and that we should all go for a beer. They seem like sweet girls.
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>>82690147
never cos im a pussy
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>>82690082
my algorithm feeds me all the endorphins I need. If only I could get it to suck me off
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>>82690082
I've gotten to that weird point in life where I want to detach from everything but at the same time make true and real connections
I've had a little bit of everything now, and if my life were a movie, this would probably be close to the ending
The last 30 minutes or so
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>>82690179
Sounds about rightt
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>>82690190
How does your wife feel about that?
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>>82690179
sometimes its better to not feel anon
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>>82690313
i concur with this anon
i wish i could go back to being asleep
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>>82690296
What made you think I have a wife, anon?
I don't believe in marriage, it's just a political union imo
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>>82690082
>when was the last time you felt something?
The only time I came with an escort. 14th February, this year. First visit with one in eight years.
She gave me a lubed handjob and I shot a nice load. I was amazed. I only do that in wet dreams.
Sadly, I never got to penetrate her. I just can't get raging hard when I pay for it. Though I played a lot with her big GILF tits.
I need to be desired, which as an incel, will never happen. That pressure in my cock when I was about to cum felt so unusual to me.
I wish I had an old fuck-buddy that I could shoot loads with.
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>>82690367
>What made you think I have a wife, anon?
Why wouldn't you have one?
>I don't believe in marriage
Tf you mean?
>it's just a political union imo
So you do believe in it?
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>>82690082
i got a reply from someone i love finally (a crush, not a partner) and i felt pretty happy about it
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>>82690592
Marriage to me is just a contract that says "X and Y are together and here's our piece of paper to prove it"

I don't want that, I want to just love someone without having to prove to the whole world that we're in love
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>>82690625
>Marriage to me is just a contract that says "X and Y are together and here's our piece of paper to prove it"
Okay, so then you do believe in it?? You should be more careful about what you say, because you tend to come off as a bit of a dumdum. Just some friendly advice.
>I want to just love someone without having to prove
Sounds like you're scared, desu. And marriages do a lot practically and legally speaking, btw.
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>>82690666
>you tend to come off as a bit of a dumdum
I get that a lot, it's cool
>Okay, so then you do believe in it??
Nope, I can have a relationship with someone, love them for years, have a kid with them, and then when I decide to leave I'll just leave
I don't want that piece of paper holding me back
>marriages do a lot practically and legally speaking
Double-edged sword imo, but I prefer if there weren't any swords at all
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>>82690692
>I don't want that piece of paper holding me back
Anon, I think you may be a little bit dense. That paper is your marriage. You can't say you "don't believe in it" and then say that you think it holds you back. Do you not see how that makes no sense? Clearly you're acknowledging its existence and function. Think a little bit, homie.
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>>82690707
>I think you may be a little bit dense
We just operate on a different wavelength
You just need to get to know me better, and then you'll understand me
Wanna talk over on discord?
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>>82690762
No. You do believe in marriage, but you may not fancy being married. Those aren't the same thing.
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>>82690837
>You do believe in marriage, but you may not fancy being married
I neither fancy it nor do I believe in it
Why can't I just love a woman and then leave her? What's stopping me?
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>>82690858
Alright we're not gonna go in circles here.
>that piece of paper holding me back
>Marriage to me is a contract that says X and Y are together
>prove to the whole world
>it's a political union
You clearly know and understand what a marriage is and believe it to a tangible thing. Stop being intentionally stupid. Bye.
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>>82690890
>Bye
No
Show me an animal who got married
Be it a dog or a cat, a whale or a snail, whatever it is that proves marriage isn't just exclusive to us
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>>82690837
is she dreaming of BWC or BBC?
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>>82690985
dog

>>82690986
bwc
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>>82691032
bodied that freak!

>>82690985
owned!
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>>82690082
>I love you, blah, blah, blah...
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>>82690082
i hate these people. tell someone you love them and that's the response.



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