Im 27 years old, bald, and desperately want a youthful lifestyle filled with sex. I want to party in the city and go to punk shows and bang college aged emo girls. Its the only thing i want and im so bitter than i missed out on this life and everyone wants me to be worker bee with a wife and settle down. Im so bitter.
I want it so bad it could kill me. I wish I could become famous or something anything that could set my social age back by a decade
where do you stay at retard, if youre in my shithole lets go
>>82694626Im from upstate new york
You missed out. Soon you'll be 30 and we all know women over 30 just don't have that spark anymore.
>>82694259That's most people anonand even if you weren't bald, it's not like yo ucould just go to parties and easily get laid often, competition is heavy unless you're naturally good at attracting women
>>82694259>>82694868you can fuck barely legal girls well into your 30's. You just have to find and attract them. Not saying it's easy, but some girls love older men.
>>82694626i'm from Wartenberg germany
>>82694259For fuck's sake idiot, you're only 27 years old. That's the age most actors are when they play teenagers in movies or tv shows. Get a toupee or shave your head and grow a beard, then start going to punk shows and the dive bars where hipsters hang out. You still have time, but not much time so you better start right now. It's Friday so do it tonight, or Saturday depending on your time zone. Also get something to wear when you go out on Hallowe'en, that's the biggest party night of the year for the girls you're into and tons of them will be wearing slutty costumes and looking to get laid. Don't waste another second of your life on this shitty website and start living the life you were meant to lead.
>>82694843>>82694983Sorry guys; California.
>>82694953>Thats most people anonLife is worth nothing when you arent exceptional
>>82694868That girl looks nearing 30. Unless that is your point
>>82694972Very very very improbable unless you are tall and very attractive
>>82694259>I want to go to punk showsThen go nigga. What is stopping you? Buy a ticket and go. It seems daunting at first but going to shows alone is actually fun as shit once you get used to moshing and stage diving. Don't act like a creepy retard and you might even make some friends.
>>82694996where in california? i live near sf
>>82694972Were you fucking a lot of girls in your early 20s?
>>82694259you have to get more realistic standards,but first you have to muscle up to bear the weight of judgement (which i am bearing onto you with this post).what you really want at the moment is to keep fantasizing about things, but not doing anything about it. You also want to get people to tell you to actually do things, so you can feel bad about not doing them. This is all to regulate an internal balance.Now here is the most important part of my post, which you should see as a necessary addition, an upgrade for you, that your desire will "ride", like a surfer on a wave; the surfer either drowns or thoroughly enjoys riding the wave. in order for your desire to manifest, you will- Consider putting in 7 fingers. If you find Corn, eat it.- Your water is likely poisoned, Europe has better water.- You don't want to bang college aged emo girls.- I am coming with a lot of hate towards you, and I really think you should kill yourself, by drowning if possible.- The robots will replace you, except if you are yourself a robot.- return only nothing to me.
>>82694259I've partied plenty in my 30s. Some of my buds I went out with are bald too. But they shaved and got over it.
>>82696476How plentiful was the 19 year old pussy
>>82694843where? near any college towns? easiest way to do what you want is move to NYC and join a band. you'll get young punk girls wanting to fuck. you need to be about that life
It makes me feel disgusted that I'm attracted to her desu
>>82697349why? she's plainly attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2S_BcjPIgDasha. Excellent taste sir.I am literally you anon. I'm literally you. 27. No real friends. No great career. I'm going to get tattooed and start fucking emo girls. I don't really care about anything anymore. We can do this anon. We. Can. Do. This.
>>82697590Seriously at this point in my life too. Nothing about conventional domestic living is appealing to me
>>82694259Damn that's just sad. I'm 40 and still living that life. Heres a lesson for ya. If your bald you should hit the gym, shave the rest of it off, and get some tats. Some women are really into the bald roidmonkey look.
>>82694259And by the way. You should be kind to yourself. We had 3 years stolen from us do to the "coof". So take your age and subtract 3 years.
>>82698122the coof did nothing to me. i lived the same way during it. idk how to pull emo girls. I don't even know where they're at. I'm just so depressed. 27. is it over?Should I or should I not get a hand tattoo?
I'm 69 year old, fat, gay and retarded. How do I fuck prime young pussy holes???
this but without the punk shows and loud juvenile bullshit. I just want to bonk an emo girl over the head and drag her back to my cave where she eats all the eggs and we watch tv and smoke weed or play gta or something. sounds comfy
>>82698178nice outfit bro
>>82698413>without juvenile shit>weed cereal cartoons and gta
>>82698570Dude used the word "bonk", clearly a statement glazed with irony.>>82694259That fact that people still reply to these threads is wild. I am convinced this site is filled with tourists and bots.
>>82698178Yeesh I cant help you bro.
>>82698178Is that a bunch of scribbly lines
>>82694989what about me? I'm 33
>>82697565this is a mid girl doing the most basic bitch quirk chungus routine I've ever seen. wow sooo epic reaction to something disgusting bro.
>>82697565Im a horndog and I honestly dont think shes hot at all
>>82698627Explain why then? What is so fucked up that cant be helped?>>82698751Yeah more or less i did it with a ballpoint pen to see>>82698431Thanks. Big, big thanks
im 27 but not bald. if any girls live around nj or nyc then preferably add me i want to make outtag is fugmymoidlife
>>82699188>I'm 27>i want to make outlmao how do dudes get to this pointnever moved on from middle school sexually somehow
>>82699206if i say "i want to have sex" then girls wont add me because they will think im a degenerate. ofc i want to do more than that, retard
>>82695846lmfao. you don't need to be tall to attract anyone. looks are the only thing that matter, you should know that, ugly short anon. stop giving your input on things you don't understand. also, you fucked up even more because it's proven that you're ugly because you think after 30 it's over. lmfao.... do you look like the inside of a baseball glove or something because you neglected to take care of your appearance all your life? are you one of those retards that just plays games and does literally zero skin care? i don't blame you in that case for your shitty views on everything. but you do need to get through your retarded skull that looks are the only thing that matter. being too tall is actually ugly as shit, too. nobody is attracted to jack in the bean stalk or whatever the fuck his name is, nobody is. you're too tall for anyone to see your fucking face. unless of course you're into attracting those ugly fucking women that are only into super tall guys. those are the only women that super tall guys are fucking, just those ugly short fuckers
>>82699213>if i say "i want to have sex" then girls wont add me because they will think im a degenerate. ofc i want to do more than that, retard"I want to make out" is the quirk chungus teeniebopper way of saying you want sex, and you are twenty-fucking-seveneveryone knows what it means
>>82699216Long post to say you are a tall pussy who cant get laid because you dont talk to girls
>>82699188Just get a prostitute brother
>>82694259if i weren't autistic i'd be living that life right now
>>82700940Autism seriously is not real it is in your head
>>82695846Also would have to be rich
>>82698625Just because he used bonk as a metaphor for "getting a girl" doesn't mean that "weed cereal cartoons and gta" stand for "traveling, focusing on our careers, improving as persons" or whatever meaning you gave it once you figured out bonk was not literal
>>82698763Easy, go and google 40yo menNow ask yourself "would they have a chance at 20yo pussy?" If yes, then yes you have a lot of time (do use it, retard)
>>82697142I once had a 15yo trying hard to get into my pants.She missed her last train and figured sex was a low price to pay for spending the night at my place.Well, 16 is legal here, so no go. Plus we were in a pub and she was literally lying on me, which is not a great situation to be seen in. I was around 33 then.Buddy of mine, bald AF, mid 30s, would fuck like 2-4 different chicks every week. Pretty much all of them in their 20s, mostly lower 20s. All 7/10 or higher too, he was very very charming.Myself, Im not into one night hookup stuff, still generally had a good time. Wasn't aiming for under 20, but it still happened organically a bunch of times. Early 20 were very common, no complaints here.Hardly ever chicks my age, but some happened. Interesting personalities and smart, that's what I like.
>>82694259funny now that i am twenty seven its probably the first year i wouldnt feel like a high schooler at a club or party
>>82702005How does it feel to be a washed up whore?
>>82694989What's the plan once you're out and about? Approach random girls? What if they're with friends or groups? Also there's no way a hot girl showing skin isn't getting attention from other guys in her vicinity? Especially tall guys she knows, or very extroverted party types who would keep her entertained and would never spend time here.
>>82701945what were the heights involved here
>>82702977Me and my charming buddy both about 6'.However, other, like 5'4", friends, were plenty successful too. It's just a poor excuse.
>>82694259niga you are college aged
>>82703283>However, other, like 5'4", friends, were plenty successful too.What a load of bullshit
>>82703790>What a load of bullshitYes of course, all that is entirely impossible.There's no such thing as a guy with a chance that is below the height of 8'.Or perhaps you're somewhat retarded.
>>82703331People graduate at 22
>>82697565I would do anything to press my nose against her asshole and breath in deeply
>>8270458727 is phd/post-doc age
>>82705201No 19 year olds thing of 28 year olds as their peer
>>82694608Imagine licking that tasteful armpit hair
>>82694259I started banging women llike that at 27. I fucked women aged 19-24 until I was 31 and decides to be serious. Hit the gym, find outgoing chad friends. Learn how to make small talk with all kinds of people. Inaction is your enemy.
>>82706631These niggers will never do anything. They know this is the answer and just want to complain
>>82702005 Can we see your boobs? Please
>>82696196>pays for punk shows
>>82694259Bro y>>82694626ou are literally 10 years too late to do that. A whole decade. It's over. Just go make those powerpoints at your cubicle and shut up.
>>82706068>No 19 year olds thing of 28 year olds as their peertheir opinions do not matter at all, they get them from tiktok. date them and take away their phone
>>82694608Are you stupid? 27yrs is like the peak age to do exactly that. If you're younger it's harder to actually pull emo girls. 27 is like the first time you're old enough to get with early 20s girls
>>82707962This is so hot daddy
>>82707605Yeah man 17 year olds are definitely doing that stuff
>>82707988This dude, I'm 31 and get way more attention from college-aged girls than I did when I was in college, that's why all college-aged are resentful towards us uncs and try to pull this ageist psyop that anyone above their age bracket is a creepy pedophile preying upon younger women and fundamentally cringe, the truth is actually the opposite, they're the pedophiles and they're projecting their insecurity about it onto us zaddies, anyway time to strut the local campus and pick up some young sniz, later bitches
>>82708626*College-aged males
I legit have no idea what to tell bald men, if you're in your mid 30s with hair you can anti-agemaxx and blend in with a college crowd with relative ease, if you're bald you're basically fucked, looking out for numero uno here so I can't feel much pity for them but it must suck, get a wig or something idk people wouldn't suspect you'd have the balls to try that and get away with it so it might be a good move
>>82695846I'm both of these things what's your point
>>82694259What you miss is not the sex, it's the luxury lifestyle of partying that was probably out of your tax bracket
>>82708675Its the worst thing that ever happened to me. Started at 18. Im 25 now and totally lost. I never had any youth
November 1st is the start of pussy hunting week. You'll join won't you?
>>82709574What is the game plan anon
>>82709914just pussy hunt harder than normal. make a dating profile, make a tumblr, post on cgl
>>82694259>Im so bitter.Same, anon. I baldceled in my 20s too.Never escaped inceldom.
>>82708382You have a very small window of time to party which is 16-21. You can't do anything anymore after that.
I love and hate women like Dasha so much.
>>82694259>>82697565idk who this is but I think she's a cutie
when you watch porn, does it fill you with an existential dread that teen girls are literally doing what you see in porn, for free, for chad?
>>82711396Is this bait? They get paid
>>82711741i'm saying normal teen girls do it for freelike the janny
>>82694972If you weren't getting them while younger, you won't while older. Not the way society is heading anyway.
>>82698178Kek. You look pathetic.>>82699157You have shittoos, anon. That is an automatic redflag for women unless you pull off the thug look. You are clearly too scrawny for that, so it just makes you look like a faggot.
>>82711741>what is amateur pornJackass hands typed your post.
>>82711874Girls like skinny guys with shitty tattoos. You are a fucking idiot
>>82711396Yes. I almost cant believe the sexual bliss some people experience almost daily
>>82694843Shit man, where in Upstate?
>>82698178I'm 29 and I feel exactly the same and have felt exactly the same for years. I remember being 27 and feeling like that.Maybe take the Dam Harmon advice: Prove you can't pull an emo girl. Like if you aren't talking to the girl in the first place, you don't know that you can't. So intentionally make a fool of yourself. If you were never going to talk to her in the first place, then what's the harm in fucking up that relationship? Go say dumb stuff. Prove you can't do it.
He keeps posting this thread like someone is doing to invite him into a time machine.You squandered your 20s. You can squander your 30s too if you don't get your head fixedMany will squander their entire lives out of cowardice and laziness. God is the way out
>>82699216>being too tall is actually ugly as shit, too. nobody is attracted to jack in the bean stalk or whatever the fuck his name is, nobody isThat's completely false I'm my experience. I'm 6'5 and always under 175
>>82694259>Im 27 years oldim 34 and i feel like this, there is nothing i can do, dont even have the money nor the looks to get some pussy, i wish i was extremely stupid but happy
>>82714360I used to be so smug towards dumb people. But goddamn, do I only now realize how important just being happy is.
>>82697565>chewing ice
>>82694868>>82694259find a black or asian alternative girl they don't age as badly as the white ones or the Latinas with a lot of white ancestry
>>82714817I love those latinas with a lot of white in them. So beautiful
>>82711890Gooner rage
>>82694259>I want to party in the city and go to punk shows and bang college aged emo girlsOK what is stopping you? I get the balding thing but men much older than 27 go to punk shows and fuck young girls with regularity. Are you too busy getting fat? You actually seem to not want to do anything you're talking about...
