How do you think you will die? Would anyone even show up to your funeral?
>>82702969like that probably. heart attack or stroke, though hopefully less fat and least with pants on.
nurgle has been slain
>it needs more salt>*BRAAAAAAP*https://youtu.be/MjyEitOYX7o
>>82702969probably goin to die in some gutter some wherei doubt I'll even get a graveprobably some version of the potters grave
>>82702969400 pound beached whale of a man dies while masturbating and is discovered by disgusted locals. Known as Fafao based on the country's beloved alien character.
It can happen at anytime, so, personally, I don't even think much about it.
overdose or cancer, probs
>>82702969holy fuck*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
>>82702969Just looking at this video makes me sort of sad for that person. That person died obese, alone, probably depressed, etc, video's like this always make me recognize that though my situation in life is bad it could always be worse.
>>82702969I'd probably die while fapping. Worst way to go.
>>82702969when I was 16 I wanted to cosplay Kurt Cobain at 27. Or just die from OD. And honestly I should have done that.
>>82703201It's never too late, lil anon
>>82703019>>82703024lost so hard omfg
I have no idea I'll be dead and won't care, alcoholism will get me. This Halloween I'm packing dozens of vodka handles up a mountain I like and will spend my time drinking myself to death
>>82702969Either heart attack or stroke not too old due to stress and unhealthy life style, or cold and malnutrition if I eventually become homeless, also not very old by then. I find it hard to believe I will live much longer.
>>82703696Based. My body rejects it after a while though and I throw up
>>82703033That's way more than 400 pounds. That's a 500 pounder.
Most likely due to suicide. I just can't see myself living past 40 as an incel. I'll probably take the coward's way out too like taking SN.
>>82702969this is probably the saddest way i've seen someone go
>>82702969I know for certain 2 people will come>my best friend>my ex that still stalks me
>>82702969At least he didn't shit himself, or not much. I hope I dont, but mostly because I hate feces and feel bad for those who have to clean it
>>82702969Aneurysm, cardiac arrest while masturbating or just slipping in the bathtub and cracking my skull open, something lame like that I'm sure.>Would anyone even show up to your funeral?Definitely my parents, my aunt, my ex gf and her new partner, kek
>>82702969>Would anyone even show up to your funerali would hope not because i'd make sure to put it in my note that i want to be cremated. i didnt spend my entire life locked in my room to spend my death locked inside a pine box. scatter me. Let me know true freedom, at least in one form
>>82702969Hopefully soon and quick but unfortunately ill probably have to live to 80.
>>82703842There are way worse ways to die
Probably suicide. Never thought I'd live to 30 but here I am. Not sure if I'll make it to 40. One day it'll just be enough. >>82703842It's more common than you'd think. I'm an EMT and you see a ton of people who've died like in the OP. So many people are just living in their own shit surrounded by mountains of trash who just fall over and die one day.
I have a lot of kids and have an extremely healthy diet. Most of my grandparents made it to 90. I'll probably die surrounded by people that love me, including great grandchildren
