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To Me my Reject-Men!
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>be me
>Arabmaxxedman
>trying to jerk my stupid circumcised average sized PP to baseline human girls BUILT FOR BIG MUTANT COCK
>hear that baldy prick in my head summoning me for another faggot mission protecting normies who wish I was dead
>ruinedorgasm.mp4
> wonder for the gorillionth time if isis have a brotherhood of islamic mutants or some shot I can defect to
>remember I'm a useless second gen that doesn't even speak arabic
>sigh and pull my yellow and blue kaftan on
>report for duty
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>>82710691
>You dare effort post b4 magneto the master of magnetism?!
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>>82710727
>immediately disarmed by magneto who yeets my khanjar and djinn lamp
>have to rely on my mutant ability
>astaghfirallah.wav
>the vaginas of all females within a two mile radius become as dry as my ancestral homeland
>their loss of lubrication fuels my mutant powers exponentially, heightening my neurodivergence
>immediately overwhelm with the need to haggle with the master of magnetism
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>>82710801
>[Speech 100] [Speech check passed] perhaps we are not so different you and I.
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>>82710573
I have arrived m'lord
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>>82710894
>cry tears of crude oil at finding acceptance from a father figure
>think this might be my opportunity to meet a homo superior femcel tradwaifu within the ranks of magneto's followers
>or at least get revenge on the mundane
>use the crude oil to draw black eye make up on to signify to the normie onlookers that I am evil now
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>>82710573
assembled. Here with my cursed, non positive canthal tilt, eyes
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>>82710983
>I'll teach you to give my students self-confidence and purpose Magnus! Holocaust beam!
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>>82710993
>My god he's ghastly
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>>82710982
>Welcome, here we will teach you how to mask your autistic and anti social qualities to better blend amongst the normals.
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>>82710573
I'm here, Professor
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>>82711123
A fat blob, well show us your mutant ability
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Meth-Head reporting for duty, sir!



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