Suffering intensifies edition.>Qott: Why did you choose to be gay?Previous:>>82697536>>82697536>>82697536
>>82711234Hei hates canonically hates faggots btw
>>82711234cock but original
Feeling Chinese and Jewish today
>>82711259you going to start calling everyone goyim now?
you caught me in a very chinese point in my life
>>82711234the threadno is supposed to be #2623 or something >>82650856
>>82711267Yes. Starting with you, goyim.>>82711268Nihao brother
Waa where bf waa snifflewaa
Hope I see you all boiling alive one day.
Omg hiii everyone!!!
Wow I really hate having lost the genetic lottery.
>>82711325why are you indian?
>>82710582Objectively, nobut I personally would take it as proof that there's a consciousness in your head.
>>82711234>chooseyou dont choose to be gay its more rather just a thing that comes to you naturally
Indians mog me, Argentinians mog me, Somalians mog me, Mongolians mog me
I love chad so much
post unconventionally attractive anime boys: dorky, uglycute, beauty inside, you name it
Time for a store trip, done specifically on Sunday so I can't get chick fil a.
>>82711400I like him yay
>>82711445I knew he was going to get posted lol
virtual reality vrchat sex... think about it...
how to turn bff into bf?
>>82711546kidnap him and lock him in a cage and for breakfast you serve him your cock
>>82711525already did way before ya I'm sold
>>82711525A guy I knew did that with one of his online bfs by riding a dildo while immersed that it was his e-bf on vrchat or whatever. it sounds interesting but I'm not that far-gone yet a.k.a I'm still holding out hope that I won't have to resort to vrchat sex.
any1 here try duolicious?
I'm on the market Whaddya buying Whaddya selling
>>82711647we've all done that with e-bfs dick pics
E-bf havers dick pick receivers will be put in the ground.
I'm not IP range banned on /tv/ anymore! Now I can post in crust threads again.
maybe i will find my sweetheart in Tajikistan...
need giant bf
what I'd give to pop a xanny rn
living inside giant bfs belly in a little house on an island...
it's time to implement r9gay communism everyone will get a bf on rotation for one weekthis way everyone will get an equal share of chad and incel bfs and there will be no bfless anons
>>82711964isn't that a little too stinky? Boyfriend stink is like the greatest smell, but only up to a certain point
>>82712006i had a dream similar to this last night where it was the r9gay olympics but all i knew is that it would last a year and one of the sports was most boys cummed on
>>82712006>tfw when I like sex with chad but the incel is the one I fell in love with
>tfw no bf who likes putting his feet in my face
proven fact that this image is alluring to everyone here
>posts Chad>"a hurr durr i bet you find this attractive gotchya!"
>>82712080Power couple <3
>>82712099its attractive because it has both handsome chad and cute twink
>>82712129>cute twinkHe looks like a weird freak with FAS
i wish a single thing about me was attractive instead of going through life completely invisible and dying a virgin because my genetics are shit in every way. all that matters is looks, height, and dick. nothing else matters for relationships and i have none of that. it's so depressing waking up every morning knowing nobody has ever or will ever want to be intimate with you or attracted to you.
I had a dream my face was posted on r9gay and people said I was attractive. Weird right?
>>82712080I want the guy in the right to top me, he is so cute
>>82712147you'd know if you were attractive. being ugly feels like you're a non entity and genuinely don't exist to other people unless they're forced to interact with you. then said people are clearly pissed off and annoyed to have to interact with an uggo subhuman.
>>82712169I think I am just average and or "mid".
You guys are making me want to drink
>>82712173better than being someone who is incapable of ever inspiring feelings of anything but hate, disgust, or annoyance in others with your mere presence. i think society wants people like me to be shut ins or kill themselves.
>>82712169>>82712189I guarantee it's foids treating you like this. Men don't give a shit about what other men look like
>>82712200gay men do when i'm too ugly, old, and masculine to be a bottom who wants to suck dick. i wish i was a feminine twink but i'm just a dysgenic retard.
It's sad because you guys are victims of society being heavily foid dominated. A lot of men all over the world are feeling this
>>82712224So bodybuilders giving me my first boner at a single-digit age was because of society?
You just don't realize or want to admit it and internalize it instead. I wish more men would wake up
>>82712242Well, atleast you're not calling me mentally ill.
>sext with 6'5 Chad how he wants to eat my ass and wants me to ride him while we make out>cum>leave his last message on unread and log outHeh nothing personnel. Fuck chads
i think about sucking dick daily but i will always be too ugly, old, and masculine to ever be a bottom... it's so sad...
hello fags
>>82712297A masc bottom sounds great but that might be because I'm attracted to men.
>ywn be an obedient puppy for a petite twink:(
>>82712181that's how i always feel
>>82712200the fact that you think this is true proves you aren't actually ugly
>>82712080They're not my bf so they're not alluring to me.
>>82712517how many tries did it take to meet him?
>>82712594I do not have a bf :(
Every day of my life I get raped By the cock of life.
Saw an incel outside. Cocky want boing boing
I want to submit to a shota much smaller than me
I want to submit to a small shota who calls me a pedophile and says my disgusting adult penis is grotesquely ugly
>>82711789Downloaded it a few days ago and got zero intros. I messaged a few people but no one replied for long
It's still too hot for fall, it should not be 82 degrees in October.
>>82712986Good. Fuck cold weather
If you lost all of your limbs in a car accident, and an incel from this thread asked to be your caretaker, would you let him?
>>82713049I can confidently say no
https://voca.ro/1g0XVZ33FST8
Being a twink is so fucking easy but yet I failed at that too
Metal Eden is most doom-loke game I played. Long hovering time when you jump, a lot of distance covered, makes you feel like an unstoppable killing machine, air time literally made me lightheaded because it felt so high at times. You wouldn't believe how rare fun shooters like this are. You have billion vampire survivors clones and million shitty metroidvanias but you don't get basically any gams that copy all the cool features of doom. How hard is it to make movement and shooting fun?
>>82713298i wish there were more movement shooters that weren't about sliding and wall running. movement games in general are soo lacking. i couldn't be more sick of mario style platformers in 2025. gemme like, a zero-gravity space game with jetpacks and hookshots and magnet boots and the recoil from guns makes you spin out so everybody uses the blinding laser + hydraulic cutter grappling meta. i wanna be able to fling my body like a ninja star at the enemy and slingshot around the corner so he never sees it coming
>>82713298I'm playing Digimon
>>82713156>it's like putting a toothpick in a glass of water
esl accent so thick that i am struggling to make out what hes saying
>>82711245hei loves me. kys.
how important is it that ur plushies approve of bf?
How would you judge if your plushies approve or not? As long as my bf isn't mean to them Idc...
flooded the shower and it dripped downstairsfml i want to drink but i won't
>>827112762624 but yeah it's been messed up since 2620 on the 1st
*2621 was the first that was numbered wrong but we all gays can't due math
what should the next one be numbered then
>>82713157True, what's handicapping you in your case?
>>82712892he was outside why didn't you just grab him? you might not get another chance for years now nonny
>>82713144I wonder why you're still single. Picky whore.
I would let an incel from this thread do about anything to me
Imagine being a blank piece of paper for another guyNo self, just dedicating myself to another person and letting them micro-manage every aspect of my life.
>>82714212zwei sechs zwei funf
>>82714311meant for this nonny>>82714160
>>82714306Wow. That would be so terrible. Terrible indeed. Can you describe more of what that would entail. Please.
Age gaps are bad and cringe but it's not as bad if top is the younger one
Age gaps are based and awesome but even more so if they're both vers
Anon's bf is probably the best poster in these threads
What would you if you met your soulmate, but he turned out to be 14 years old?
>>82714587Sorry boy, he belongs to me now
>>82714212being chubby. wbu?
>>82714587I feel like after 21 it really doesn't matter much there's nothing the older boy can use to try manipulate the younger boy if they're both have all the same adult privileges so I don't see the problem.
Hello bunnyanon welcome back
>>82714160The correct, non messed up number obviously? Why would we continue a mistake
Meow if he was 2d instead of taking 2 d's
>>82714996Meow could only take 1 d and only if was long enough to reach his own ass
I just want to be a man's sex slave. Is that really too much to ask for.
I just want to be Chad's sex slave*
>>82714632take him to a country with that aoc
a Week off work so I will be playing a lot of RS3.
>>82715143you can move in with me but it's only an 800 sqft house and you'll have to apply for food stamps so i can buy steaks and dogfood for us
>>82715177Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?
>>82715182why not osrs? why not hardcore ultimate ironman??
Chicken or burgers for dinner? I guess I should try my air fryer if I do chicken but at the same time I'm not feeling like either and definitely not looking forward to learning a new cooking method.
>tfw no bf to play hedgehog minecraft with
>>82715222I just prefer RS3 really, I like the UI more and I find it more comforting and easier to play. I'll probably have to try getting into OSRS though.
I played osrs back when it was just runescape in the glory days of 2005-06.
>>82711169>tfw no gojo satoru pilled bf
>>82715262all the hot dads are on osrs . it's the place to belike him >>82715285
>hot dad bfrawr
>>82715285I was way too young, I only played briefly during 2018 ish and got back into it during the summer briefly. Not much experience but I enjoy it.>>82715314It definitely seems to have more of an active community! Not too bothered about hot dads though.
>>82715326>Not too bothered about hot dads though.You have a bf.
Am i in the minority that I did not have a hoe phase? My body count is 1 where I lost my v card to my first ex a really long time ago. I don't know how other gays can just hook up with strangers on a whim. I find it really offputting to be cummimg into random men as well as them cumming into me.
>>82715326To be fair I didn't play it much, I played wow first and that spoiled me for mmos so a browser based one didn't seem all that exciting.
>>82714686cute, my personality really fucking sucks.I have fucked up people's feelings before because I got super attached to someone and tried to get close with them, only for my mind to do a 180 and all of a sudden want to cut all contact, not because they did anything wrong, I'd have simply scared myself out of wanting anything serious by that point.I'm keeping myself in line now, it's the least I can do for the people I've hurt.
>not have a hoe phase>lost my v cardmotherfucker
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Palestine because I am currently a sad, lonely unlovable gaycel in constant state of distress, anxiety and dread regarding the future. Waking up to an empty bed every morning has been my own "Afghanistan" for 26 years.
>>82715388he could've lost it to a bf that didn't stick around forever, shit happens yknow?
>>82715412Then he must never have sex again. Once you give yourself to a bf you can have no other.
>torso pic>grindr overheats my phone>face pic>cricketsHow do I cope with being butt ugly.
>>82715450hookups in a dark alleyway?
>>82715450paper bag
>>82715450You deserve it for being on Grindr whore
Red flag: he posts or browses /y/ and /hm/Clearly indicates horrible taste and deeper issues with the boy. No sir, my bf won't be browsing bad boards full of ugly pics
do you guys even find characters like peter griffin or tony soprano attractive?
>>82715505What porn should he be looking at then
>>82715475Unironically thought of hooking up while wearing a mask cause it's a massive fetish of mine already and it'd solve the face problem ontop of that. Thing is, I imagine only weirdos would agree to that.
>>82715240burgs. is chiken raw? i guess it's probably fine as long as it comes to temp but i've never used an air fryer like that
>>82715446Hopefully you're holding yourself to that standard aswell then.
>>827155612d is easy to find if you look for it. Definitely not superhero or monster cartoon characters or furry. For 3d it's harder but there are a lot of cute twinks who do solo stuff on twitter and some on soc
I'm so pathetic I haven't cooked anything since mom died I'm so pathetic I'm so pathetic please make fun of me I'm so pathetic
>>82715342>My body count is 1 i smell a slut.joking aside im generally afraid that when i start meeting guys they won't give me the time of day if im not willing to put out right away. it depresses me a lot and makes me not really motivated to look for guys.
Res flag: he replies to bots My bf will never be so dumb or lonely to respond to non sentient creatures like hue, chadbot and that one "grow out of being gay" spammers. He will know they're only capable of saying one thing and this not worthy of wasting his precious time on.
>>82715577Yeah it's raw chicken, I thought an air fryer was supposed to cook it.
>>82715598Dude, that's just sad.What do you not like about cooking? I'll give you advice for it, you dumb bitch?>please make fun of meI've completed my end of the deal, now what do you not like?
I hate how hard it is for me to communicate>Has a Scottish accent>But it's nasally>Has that gay voice to it>It's quiet>Apparently mumbly too>A bit posh tooLike the fuck am I meant to do? I already seen a speech therapist for this annoying voice since a lot of fuckers struggle to understand me, like do you know how hard it is to get other Scottish people to struggle understanding you? Let alone someone from let say America? It's damn near impossible and ruins a lot for me =(
>>82715627Please post a vocaroo I need to hear this
>>82715380i too get the urge to isolate sometime. still not sure if acting on it is good or bad though. i imagine that there is some benefit for the other guy when removing my crazy ass from their life even if we were buddies. and on my end i assume that somehow going hermit would be good for my pursuits. with the flip side being that "humans are social creatures" and all that.how is ur bf quest going nowadays? i would like one but so far ive been too lazy. sometimes i get really touchstarved and all, but so far i havent given in.
I wonder if bunnyanon is still masturbating to anons vocaroos
>>82715642Sorry but no, I already got the piss taken out of me today by a bunch of wankers for it, I am not having 4chan doing the same too>>82715660This just supports me more I guess =/
Yer ol a buncha wankers
Do a line from Braveheart for the lulz.
>>82715666Please please pretty please I need to hear your pathetic mongy scottish accent I can just imagine how hilarious it is to listen to
>>82715598Anon I'm sorry but I don't think the thread a bunch of gay losers bitch about their shitty sex lives is the best place to process your mom dying.
>>82715675>>82715679Come on, surely someone else here struggle with having the voice of a faggot?>>82715685No, getting laughed at for something you imagine is a lot better than laughing at me for reality
>>82715695that wasn't me but I'm who he's mocking. I use this place as my only form of socialization.
Is anyone here not in Europe
>>82715705I empathize, anon. Don't listen to them. People just don't realize how crippling a shitty voice is. I can't fucking say R right, which is practically a death sentence in my language. People understand me, but I must sound like a retard.
>he can't say his awws rightcute
>>82711234I chose to be gay because women are scary and hate me for being ugly.
>>82715705gay voice is cute though, embrace the gayvoice and I'm very curious what gayvoice soundalike with a Scottish accent.
Being in the closet SUCKS.I WANT TO GO TO THE CLUBI WANT TO QUEEN OUTI WANT TO CROSSDRESSI WANT TO DANCEI CAN'T DO SHITI HAVE TO ENDURE BOOMER COLLEAGUES AT WORK GOING >dude talk to her. I was slaying pussy at your ageALL DAY
When I was in third grade there was a girl who said her Rs like that. She was really nice to me but I couldn't help but hate her because she did that. When we got older her speech impediment got fixed. But I still hated her up till the last day of high school because I remembered when she said her Rs like that.
>>82715550>peter griffinNo too dumb and submissive to Louis>tony soprano Depends how big his dick is
Sometimes I lick the pee off the edges of my own toilet seat and pretend I'm licking the pee of my fbf
Would you let your bf pee on you if he wanted to mark his territory?
>>82715740God I hate straightoids and their obsessive conversations about sex competing
>>82715781>would you let your bf pee on you I would beg him to pee on me
>>82715719Yeah, I struggle to say mt G's so my vocabulary is all over the place with me using weirder words to avoid it, life sucks like that>>82715731Well it's annoying I can say that much, maybe other fags will like it but most people would find it awful, I got asked if I was fucking Welsh before due to it which as someone who's proud to be Scottish, pissed me off
>>82715651 >still not sure if acting on it is good or bad thoughI've isolated for little over a year though I'm recently trying to get out of it, the upsides are that you get freedom in it's purest form, but the downsides are that your short term memory collapses, you forget social norms, and crowded places start making you feel really uncomfortable unless you're fucked up on alcohol, or anti-anxiety meds, or meds that aren't really for anxiety but happen to lower anxiety anyways.If you're planning on doing it, make sure you have something that keeps you sane and busy because constant boredom is the worst feeling ever, you start cursing every day you have to wake up if it goes on for long enough. >how is ur bf quest going nowadays?If it happens it happens, if it doesn't then so be it.I'm well aware that there's few people who can handle me long-term so if I am destined to die alone, I can safely say a part of me already knew that.
>>82715783I hate men. I hate women. I wish I was straight up asexual so I wouldn't have to deal with any of this shit.
>>82715810>my vocabulary is all over the place with me using weirder words to avoid itOh my fucking god I do that all the time, too
>>82715854Aye, like I can't even say I'm gay due to it, it's always either I'm a faggot or a homo, and with god it's shit like "the lord" and for dogs it just "mutt", there's probably already been a study about how lisps affects the vocabulary of someone
Should the Scot and Jonah fight to see who's the thread brit?
>>82715832Sex is so undignified and gross when you think about it in a non erotic way. If I wasnt a horny dog I'd be sex repulsed.
I wouldn't be able to cope if my bf had ugly manfeet
>>82715896Let Jonah keep it, I'm Scottish first British last
the world would be a better place if we forced the bottom 90% of men to transition before puberty. Only chads should be allowed to exist as men, each one entitled to a harem filled with nymphs
Are penises supposed to be cold? Mine is always cold
they're supposed to be inside me
>>82715919So what's Scottish nationalism like? Do you want to be independent (again) or what?
>>82715924Hello straight kun
>>82715929You must be a fucking lizard person or something if your erect dick is cold.
>>82715949I'm a dead person
penis inspection next tuesday before lunch bell
>>82715968What happens if they give it a bad grade
To be fair your dick/balls are outside the body for a reason, too much heat denatures sperm.
Butthole in my butt
>>82715988Why didn't sperm evolve to be hear resistant then
>>82715968i will get an F minus due to my 7"x5" pencil pp...
>>82715980it will affect your annual performance reviewif it's really bad you could be benched on the next mission
>>82715940Yeah basically, everyone can see that the UK is a shit hole nowadays, especially England, so I just want Scotland to leave the UK since fuck 'em, the hate for England is playful but god damn the sheer population of England when compared to here makes me feel some sort of claustrophobia I guess? Idk how to explain it, countries with large populations freaks me out
Butt in my butthole
>>82716013Isn't Scotland even more liberal than England? Forgive an an ignorant burger who knows nothing of UK politics.
Okay boys, which 1D member would you kiss? >_<
>>82716026Yeah, but that doesn't really change a lot of people views on independence, especially with how bad the government been for the past decade or four, you don't really see the same problems in Scotland as you do in lets say Blackburn, London or Manchester, Scotland is just a better England while the British government is trying it's best to drag us down with them, I wouldn't say I'm the most political but I'm definitely proud to be Scottish, not British
Silly accents
>>82716041I prefer long hair and don't develop sexual feelings unless I personally know them so the answer is all and none.
i found out yesterday that my friend from highschool who disappeared to japan after college now has a gaming youtube with 30k subscribers...i would have told you all then but i was banned til now. his channel discord has almost 700 people online. he seems to only have been really going at it for a year or two, so thats pretty good right??
>>82711911Guys, I've received and sent dick pics to guys that weren't my e-bf (I'm single, I would never cheat). Am i a whore?
>>82716006We make too much sperm. 200 millions everyday. When we got out of water, cooling these two factories became a problem.
>>82716285In this gen, yes, veryOutside of this gen, no
>>82716294and to think none of those 200 million will ever see the inside of a boy because I'm an ugly loser.
Guys, I've been rejected by every single bottom I've ever talked to based on my genetics and physical features (I'm short, and my penis is too small) and bottoms only wanting chad. Am I a whore?
>>82716304But why are you ugly? Couldn't you just be a redheaded twink like me? I'm joking but there's always someone saying they're hideous on here, it makes me wonder just how many people on here are actually good looking
>>82716355There's probably a couple good looking people here. I remember someone posting their body before deleting it and they had a very nice body. There's also people like me who will never get attention no matter what because we have a lot of bad features that turn people off. Sure, we could have anonymous Grindr sex but I genuinely fear meaningless sex.
>>82716285I did it in the hopes of them getting attracted to me. It seemed to be going well but eventually they stop being as active
>>82716402anyone can be fit anon. there are of course serious deformities but when you say "a lot of bad features" i doubt you mean that kind of thing.
>>82711234once again i am asking my fellow gaysi am NOT gay but i would like to BECOME GAY how can i accomplish this
Hey gay boys, straight man here. I would absolutely obliterate your bussy. You would never walk in a straight line again; you would lose points off your credit score and cum would be leaking from you for weeks.I may be autistic and work a shit job but it turns out my special interest is sex, so I strive to be very good at it. You could not handle my girth, nor my length; no living man could. And if he thinks he can truly challenge the Great Hooded White Dragon of the West, then let it be known that I shall mount the man who challenges me as though he were a bitch in heat. And so he shall be pressed into Earth, made a vessel for my Holy Fertile Seed.Challenge me and fail, retards
>>82716475why would we be able to answer this? my earliest memory in the department is watching my best friend sleep in like 2nd grade and thinking he was beautiful.
>>82716498when i look at guys i feel no sexual attraction or romantic attraction at all how do i change this
>>82716482I hate the fact that this would actually get me irl
>>82714996Not that fat and I look nothing like that anyway
>>82716545Then stay the FUCK out of Kansas. If I see you it's on-site, alright?
>>82716553Good job there's a whole ocean between us then, I'm so stealing that as a pickup line
>>82716570You cannot. It simply cannot be repeated for the words spoken unto myself belong to myself, for I am my own intellectual property. No fr if I find out you managed to crawl from your den and rizz up a femboy with MY lines without mentioning me or my patreon.... I will go to law school and quite literally represent myself in court so I can LEGALLY fuck you in the judicial system...
jerking off is a humiliation ritual
>>82716041Aren't all these guys in their 30's now? Yucky.
>>82716614have you tried doing it in your room instead of at the park
Jerking off is the only thing that keeps me sane, I think I got an enforced nofap I'd go crazy.
I don't have any friends or family
>>82716848welcome to the club I am also lacking both friends and family.
Dying in my 30s a virgin and taking it easy.
>>82711234i looooooove sucking dick so fucking much. theres this guy in my hometown, he used to play rugby so hes really rough and a little dumb which is hot as hell. he likes getting his dick sucked while watching tv and smoking and texting and stuff, it turns me on so much it makes me wanna beg him to **** me. i just saw him a moment ago and he wants to meet up again tonight. feeling great :3
>i loooooove sucking Chad so much!
>go downstairs to get water>cat lying at top of stairs immediately bolts it down and hides under stairs hahaha feels so good even cats think i'm evil
I genuinely think one of my ancestors put a curse on me with black magic. There'd no other explanation for why my life is so grim
>>82717303Black magic is real and ancient peoples did use it. However, I find it unlikely someone would curse one of their potential decedents they'd never meet.
>>82717321My mom said on of my family members cursed us. It would explain a lot of shit
Need a witch bf to undo my family curse.
I dont have black magic, i have white magic.
>>82717401Shouldn't it be a warlock not a witch?
>>82717485old joke, basically he wants a femboy witch.
I need to go to one of those Japanese shinto shrines and get purified
There are real organizations around today that practice left-hand path magic and not enough people are talking about it.
A bf into occult stuff sounds fun, just as long as he isn't really really deep into it. But one who likes crystals and tarot cards, sure.
>bf spices up another dinner night talking about his theories regarding the abandoned warehouse near the harborHe knows it's being used as an O9A indoctrination center, he just can't prove it.
From your experience does getting drunk make closet gays more overtly gay or do they still have the willpower to stay in the closet?
>>82717823I don't know I've never been in an occurrence of being drunk with a friend let alone a closet gay one. Every time I've been drunk around people they want to get away from me ASAP, then again they want to do that when I'm sober too
>>82715716cosmopolitan ass gen we got africans even my nigga
the gay equivalent of 'girl falling for the bad guy' is falling in love with hypermasc straight dudes
>>82716041the blond in front not because he's blond but because the two at the end look like they're already dating and the two in the middle be on they phones all the time
>>82716041Who's the one who died?
>>82718076>hypermasc straight dudesthis is me
>>82718342you're straight like a curve
>>82716475put your pp in my mouth. it has to be my mouth all other anons are whores so they've already infected everyone they can. trust.
>>82717485no because warlocks use black magic which is the opposite of what anon wants, nothing good comes from dealing with them
https://voca.ro/11eHeCz96Q67
>>82713298I want more quake style shooters, I love moving around at the speed of sound! >>82714306I tried this, it didn't work.
>>82717823the only time i drink with a closeted guy is when we're gona fuck, and that just makes them behave more masculine
Is it okay to still be sad that Batman Vs Deathstroke film never happened?
i miss my boyfriend. we broke up today.>>82711234>Why did you choose to be gay?iunno. just saw gay furry porn as a 10 year old and that was that.
>>82718076I don't like straight dudes, just hypermasc bi guys. Fully gay guys are just way too queeny and hyperfeminine to me and also they're too vanilla
If I wish and search for a bf with big pecs (fat pecs work as well as long as they're not hanging and have some muscle) and a very big butt, does that mean I am a chad only whore? Are non-flat guys, curvy instead of 100% fat, also considered chad here?I don't care that much about face as long as he is cute and not rough, everyone can be cute! Yes you too, anon pic unrelated, Lucas is chad, only to show how thick I want him
>>82718676https://voca.ro/1bMtiZ0gCl5b
>>82716337Cuckbot can you stop posting about your bbc fetish in other threads too
>>82716041I always thought Liam and Louis were hot, Zayn too but only nowadays.
Okay boys, which B12 member would you kiss? >_<
Confessing this online is probably a bad idea but not too long ago I took a straight guys oral virginity by drugging him up with benzos and giving him oral while he was half-conscious.he was really fucking into it and it's almost a shame I convinced him that he had a wet dream, given it was likely the best head he has ever gotten.
I go to conferences for work a lot and every single one starts like:>How is everyone?>I can't hear you, I said how is everyone?>Come on now I know you can do better then that! HOW IS EVERYONE?It's like dude STFU, it's 7 in the morning and your talking about AI product marketing, this isn't the Superbowl or a rock concert, fuck off.
>you're gonna feel a little prick
>>82718674This faggot posts here btw. Incel gays am I right? Fucking hell, we can't have a thread for gay virgins anywhere
>>82719890Why did you convince him it was a wet dream? He probably wouldn't be able to report you for rape
https://youtu.be/2Dp12vvQsW0I'm a Steve waifuist
>>82719902Even if there's no legal trouble, he can still tell other people, better safe than sorry I guess.
>>82719898It's probably just a larp for attention, don't worry about it too much.
>>82719898give me your lunch money right now nerd
double suicide roleplay vrchat
>>82720210Anyone wanna do this? I'll be Steve. You can be Roger.
Bitches say I'm Springtrap the way my body be rotting
Fuck off. Springtrap is NOT William Afton. Fuck this fucking shit
>>82720308I started using duckduckgo specifically because google forces the AI slop down your throat, atleast the duck one allows you to turn it off.
Springtrap was born when William Afton died. Fuck Google.
>>82719890You're a rapist and you should be killed.
>>82719780you are def chad only please kill yourself getting that kind of bod isn't realistic for 99% of men even the ones who work out
A homosexual man is a monster. You have no right to live.
>>82720335I said this after my ebf left me
im a monster rawrrr
>>82720331if they're chubby enough but they work out twice a week, it's not unrealistic. Bears existalso>kysmake me
>>82720308>>82720319I'm a FNaF lore master, it's not incorrect to refer to Springtrap and William Afton as the same guy
>>82720335Oh I bet you know about monsters don't you anon?ofcourse you do bitch, you claim to hate gay men yet you desperately fantasize about men deep into the night, you hate yourself because being gay is "wrong" and "unnatural" but oh boy, your cock disagrees, hold it in and repress it all you want boy, one day the floodgates will open and it'll feel the rightest it's ever been, it's only a matter of time.
Better to be a monster than a man isn't it?
>>82719898>Massive whore>Sells his body for cash>Still only fucks chads>Will lie and hide his body count from his boyfriendSounds like the average gay bottom to me lolBottoms are complete scum nothing new
>>82719815sexo...entropy
>>82719898I'm a near 30 incel khhv but I really wanna whore out.
>>82720449don't let your dreams be dreams you gotta go out and do that shit yo
>>82720449Do it anyways, the truth is that the kinds of guys for whom virginity is the end-all-be-all, can't handle that someone could possibly have a life before them, imagine what else they can't tolerate about another person.
why is building muscles such a long and hard process? Can't my future skinny bf get huge muscles magically in one week? or better, with one tap?
>>82717823Absolutely, when I got drunk years before I came out apparently I came across as a massive creep because I kept going on about "cute boys", like you're a pregnant women, how did I came across like a creep it what I was doing was talking about men.
>>82720591just find a stable source of tren and grow your own bf.
>>82720675shit like this is why i refuse to drink with anyone
>>82720680don't steroids make people grow only with excercise?
>>82715342i unironically lied to my bf that i had sex with one dude before to not seem weird but in reality i never did and now I can't disclose it to him because it would just make him think I'm lying and actually had sex with more. Also hard to breach the topic on smth like this
my body count is -10
>>82715740>talk with girl at work since she got a cool necklace I want to have too>somehow the straight retard with a crush on her needs to annoy me and talk me down on my masculinityI DON'T FUCKING CARE IM GAY GAY GAY IM NOT INTERESTED IN HER HOLY SHIT
>>82720692Yeah, admittedly it was definitely to do with being pretty deep in the closet that I was like that but in my defence, I was still a teenager at the time, it was my first time properly drinking that much at a party and lastly, I didn't do anything towards her, even my sis can back me up in it, but seriously, if you're a defensive pregnant women who worries about an obvious gay teen at the time gushing about boys, then why the hell was you even there when you knew people was going to be drinking? It's frustrating looking back on it since I don't think I did anything egregious to warrant being labeled that, I just gushed about cute men and not even specifically towards her but to someone else in the same room, people are frustrating like that I guess, was I in the wrong for it or something? Since I struggle to see how.
>>82720704Gear with no exercise grows as much as natty lifting does... more or less.
>>82720758Well you have no choice but to bang her now sorry. Or him.
you are only having one virginity protection it please
>>82720828that's some interesting info >:-)
>>82720758straights are unironically the worst and most insecure men you can find, normie gays aren't wrong when they say theid attitude is all an insecurity complex. Get with her only to spite him, she probably likes you better too
The only time people want to talk to me is if they're paid to and it's their literal job
Like you guys talk about talking to friends and people at work but even that is a pipe dream for me. Every school or work environment I've been in I've ostracized by everyone there
>>82721030kind of the same, but I am friendly and I got some people to talk to me on the bus>>82721039why anon?
>>82721058>why anon?I don't know. I'm just not cool or interesting or funny or rich and probably weird everyone out
Even my own family don't like me and only put up with me because I got good grades so I could make money for them
>>82721039samei whine here a lot but i feel like i still downplay how bad it truly is
>>82721072are you shy anon? Have you ever tried to talk to someone? What was their reaction like?
>>82721095Yes they smirk or laugh and ignore me
i want to hit my head with a hammer as hard as i can until i die
>>82721114I am sorry about that anon :(I do think there are friendly people out there that won't be so cold to you
Oh and they give me a look like I'm a total weirdo freak
>>82720380Springtrap's birth represents the death of William Afton as a man. It's not technically incorrect to say that they're the same person, but Springtrap is more of William Afton's vilest monstrosities condensed into one rotting being than William Afton himself
>>82721124I do feel like that sometimes. People seem kind to me, most of the time service workers like you guys, but I can't help but feel creepy or ugly when I try to approach someone. I rarely approach people my age tho, boys expecially, like never. Girls seem to be kinder and friendlier, but it happened that I felt like a girl was annoyed by me interacting with her. It's just easier to talk to them
Why is it that I get attention from girls but never boys?
I can't be the only gay guy here who regularly gets asked out by girls but never men? Like maybe if I was straight it would be good but I like dick, not tits.
>regularly gets asked outOkay normie Chad stop humblebragging
>>82721169>>82721175 (me)I'm not sure if I should be annoyed or impressed by this coincidence, it's literally the exact same question
I think gay men tend to get more attention from women because straight men are often disgusting filthy animals who don't practice basic hygiene and women fall in love with whatever man has even a modicum of civility in him
I'm a gay guy who gets attention from women and I don't wipe my butt.
girls are nice to me, some of them, but that's because I act nice first. Most of the ones I talked with had bfs, or were lesbians, and I'm pretty sure I gave all of them the ick before speakingNo girl was ever interested in me, maybe only one, but I really didn't like her and forgot me in a week with her new bf...thank god, because I don't care about girls as long as they don't consider me a creep, I want boys to care about me!!
>>82721220I am very very clean, but I don't look clean because my skin is fat and I have body hair
>>82721234Why don't you wipe your butt? Don't you feel gross?
>>82721234>>82721322he has a scat fetish, right nonnie?
My girl friend from school stopped talking to me because she found out I was gay and she was pissed I never told her I was gay while we were at school
>>82715339Nigga that's exactly why I'm not bothered about hot dads.>>82715361WOW I enjoyed in all honestly but I couldn't stay on it for long. I last played during Dragonflight and god the flying was so fun
Still constipated yay
>>82721385do some excercise. It works
>>82721385I started taking two to four teaspoons of psyllium husk powder to supplement my fiber intake and now my cholesterol is down and I don't have to wipe after pooping anymore.
If you can get asked out by girls then you can find a bf. Should be easy by comparison
>>82721410You would think but nope, you're more likely to get stabbed if you mess up when compared to asking out a girl
>>82721234Can i wipe your butt with my tongue
>>82721141fair enough, I just think it's fine for William to be the first result when looking him up since most normies just want a quick run down.
>>82721409Psyllium husk makes me more constipated
>>82721410girls like different things, men are harder to date>>82721423this. Men are dangerous
>>82721423Just dont ask out people who look like theyll stab you>>82721459I think women are typically looking for more than men are. And no men are definitely easier to date.
how do i get a male bf?
>>82721549Asking a single gay guy out, making posts on /soc/, or having a gay older brother
>>82721459>>82721517I feel like I can't really say this enough but even trying is a lot more dangerous than just "avoid certain ones", ya'll lucky if you can just do that without ever having to be in a knife fight
>>82721613where do you live anon? Sounds third world tier dangerous, are you from a bumpkins place?
>>82721613Where tf do you live you actually have to worry about this??? Even if i have to go someplace i think is dangerous i bring a cc.
>>82721659>>82721660Just in a rougher area of Scotland, I've been stabbed just because someone had a suspension I was gay before, you would think it'll be safe here but not for me apparently, I would have to go out to Glasgow or Edinburgh if I wanted to actually find someone to talk to about this stuff safely, though at some point I think it could be paranoia due to those experiences
>>82721690I never knew that rural areas of the UK could be that rough, I assumed they were first world enough to not care besides maybe some side eye from the boomers. That sucks.
>>82721690Sorry, i understand those middle eastern countries are very dangerous. I actually felt safer in downtown Chicago than i did during my trip to europe.
if you're gay in a European country you're getting beheaded in 20 years
>>82721744Europeans getting beheaded while i get head. Fitting
>>82721710You would think but junkies are unpredictable, I've seen people die due to how violent they can get, like I'm a bit of a drunk but these people put me right off from ever trying anything stronger than that>>82721711I would imagine it's safer, you have guns so people are less likely to actually fight each other, here though it's knives and blades, I would've rather get shot then get chased by a maniac wielding a machete, I just wish I could save up enough to move away from this shit hole
Meow need benis where husbie with at least average baynis
>>82721791what's average benis meow? You need a chad with an 8+incher?
>>827218265 inches is the average here I have 7 and 6 would probably be ideal
>>82721772If there were ways i could help move some of you here I would. I would personally prefer to live in like denmark or something but here is better than most places imo
>>82721772wish you well anon...being gay in rural places is hell..I live in a city, but it's in a region that isn't so open about gayness. Druggies and gang members here as well, I hate them with a passion and wished they all died because I can't walk freely around my town because of them
just keep it in the bedroom?
As bland as it is suburbia might be the best place to be gay, people are liberal and there are very few druggies around to stab you. On the flip side you have to deal with mr closeted no face pic 40 year father on 2 on the d/l, can't host, just wants to fuck and leave.
>>82721923isn't suburbia full of rich conservatives? not an american, but I always felt like liberals tend to live in big cities, while all the people with big suburbian homes I see on Social media seem to lean right
>>82721946Depends on where you go, the wealthy suburbs are like that yes, but there are more lower income ones as well. Even if they are more conservative generally the only thing they do is tut and make off-handed comments. They have too much lose to attempt open violence.
>>82711234My cock is covered in shit again :/Is there anyway to have sex without sticking it in a shitty smelly anus?Someone ask a scientist because i can't figure it out, thanks.
>>82721995Oral
I like boys like A LOT, I get a boner when I think about them, but I think sex with them is pretty gross and it bothers me. No, I don't want to have sex with women either, and I'm not asexual either!!
This second season of peacemaker is brutal, man. The whole what-if alternate universe arc is so relatable. What if things were different? What if my father wasn't such a piece of shit, what if my brother never died, what if those unfair tragic things that happened to me as a child never did? How different would my life be? It's like mourning the family you never had and the person you were never allowed to be. Things could have been so different, so much better, happier, healthier. As a big dumb muscly fuckup full of scars and trauma I relate so bad.
>>82722057What about hand stuff or oral?
>>82722073>What if the nazis wonGee how original.
>>82721995Use a condom and or have them clean before hand
>>82722127I didn't even get to that part yet, but it doesn't seem important. The way the show is written, it seems that the action and superhero hijinks are just a vehicle for their character writing. The real question is, how is Chris ganna resolve it in such a way that allows him to realize his past difficulties and trauma are what made him into who he is today, and that even though he may have lost his family in his home timeline that loss has also given him something even more important. Or something like that probably I still have to watch and find out
virtual reality kidnapping
>>82722057>doesn't wanna have sex>I am not asexualisn't that kind of the definition?
I don't wanna have sex either and I'm not asexual yay
Yeah but you have PTSD and deep seated trauma making you unable to ever trust a person meow that's different.
>>82722347No it's not besides I can trust people just fine
anal sex and vaginal sex are kinda gross. honestly kind of just want to suck dick and frot. anything else seems gross. including having a dude suck my dick. if i wasn't an ugly truecel i'd just opt to suck off a guy to completion every time and swallow.
I bet if i smacked meow enough he would behave
>>82722408Wow so mean........ Waa....
>>82722363So what's the issue then?
>>82722407Gaping an asshole from another man's big dick is hot, it's the ultimate submission you're letting him ruin your hole
Why you gotta dominate and submit can't I just get a boyfriend
>>82722347it's so crazy to me that normal people just go around everywhere totally exposed and vulnerable basically all the time, like zero armor, no milanese plate, no gorget, no codpiece, some people don't even lock their portcullis gate when they're at home. aren't you afraid someone is gonna suddenly cut your head off? or a dragon is gonna slither out of the river and bite your leg? slither river i'm basically always ready for battle
>>82722431Those people have never faced a single adversity in their lives
>>82722412And so true
>>82722429Because sex is inherently about domination and submission
>>82722420i think something is wrong with me inherently honestly. maybe it's just sex aversion from anxiety and self hate but i genuinely have always thought both anal and vaginal sex are disgusting. my main thing has always been blowjobs, whenever i'm horny i just imagine blowing a guy and worshipping his dick. i don't really care about my pleasure in the equation as long as the other person feels good. anal is too much prep and too risky it's gross.
I feel like the biggest mistake people make in a relationship is focusing on the material side fo stuff, the sex, the what can they do and not the who they are, I know for a fact that if my cold dead heart ever opened up to someone; I'll be there's forever, I would die happy knowing it was in their arms, there's a beauty in someone personhood of which we like to put down and fit into boxes, I just wish I can find someone else like me one day
*putting on the leather arm gloves to pet meow* come here little possum.
>>82722463Just sounds like you've never had good anal. You need a guy with a big dick to hit your spot
>>82722471i don't want anything up my asshole really. would a relationship where a guy sucks your dick and swallows your cum every day really be so bad?
>>82722429Thats how a lot of actual irl relationships are after a year. I'm definitely more dominant in mine but the role means less than it used to.
>>82722415That I'm lying teehee>>82722447Nyo....>>82722468Miau
tops are a myth
>>82722552Am i a cool myth though?
>>82722552i would consider topping if my dick wasn't mediocre. people with skinny 5" girth dicks like me shouldn't top. it should be illegal to top unless you have big girth.
doing bicep curls in the bedroom mirror while i watch tv and post r9gays yeppers life is good i'm not black btw
why did god make piss so tasty if you're not meant to drink it
>>82722587There's a top shortage for god's sake, we can't afford cowardice in this thread
>>82723067dude piss is nasty. precum tastes good.
there are 5 bottoms for every 1 top4 of those bottoms are chad, the top is also chad, you are gaycel
>>82723013post pump
>>82721995get an actual high quality bottom, my fingers always come out clean but i still plain to down laxatives like they're candy like two days before i meet with a bf when i get one and then only eat light just to be sure
>>82723097i don't know if i'd be willing to drink it but pissing aftee you've been edging smells weirdly good, also i love the taste and smell of precum but hate the smell of actual cum but when i'm horny i want my mouth and throat filled to the brim with it. you can't explain it lust is just like that.
>>82721995Is the bottom not douching or something? I always over do it when I do it so my guts makes weird sounds from time to time (not to mention me dieting), but otherwise I like to think I'm pretty clean with it, tell whoever it was that they disappointed someone on 4chan
I weighed myself and I lost another 5 lbs since I did it last, not sure when that was hey, I'm slowly but surely losing my blubber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U9Uicq8lKA
>tfw hydrologic press bf
>>82722120>hand stufftotally fine! I don't think my fbf would want to stop there tho, and understandably so. I also love frotting, with boys ofc>oralno...I hate the smell of sperm, imagine the taste of it. I might be fine receiving it, but that's being pretentious: my fbf would want to get sucked from time to time. It would not be fair to him>>82722308no because I have a sex drive! I get dizzy and hot when I see a guy I like, I just wish there were more ways to have sex with guys...like some mystical thing. I'm fine playing all sort of erotic games, but when it comes to penetration or oral, basically the main options, it feels gross. With every boy, chad included. What's my problem?
>>82724157Being asexual doesn't mean you have no sex drive it means you don't wanna have sex.
Moon rat into the thread yay
i'm asexual because my pencil dick would be depressing and unsatisfying to fuck for both parties.
Today is a full moon where is my werewolf bf
>>82722467>personhoodthat's a beautiful term..
>>82724157but I wanna get intimate with a guy! I get off to the thought of being in bed with one, naked, and wanna do all sort of thihgs, but the main gay sex things feel gross...I wanna get very intimate with my bf tho, like our body fusing kind of intimate I masturbate and everything. Maybe I need practice?
>>82724257meant for >>82724177>>82724189small dick here as well, I think it's common with most robots. Some gay guys said dick size doesn't really matter that much. Big dicks feel way too painful to be but into an ass, at least that's what they said
how many of you are taking the hrt pill?
>>82724279Then who knows ask on tumblr or whatever they're experts on labels. Personally I am what you would call a "bottom" but largely uninterested in sex as well.
>>82724279>I think it's common with most robots. idk most robots and 4chan users seem to have huge cocks. i feel like an extreme outlier.
>>82724301>The cancer pillLol. Lmao.
>>82724313that "cancer pill" promises eternal youth thoughbeit
>>82724324I can promise anything you like, doesnt make it true.
Someone promise me your hand in marriage yay
>>82724309isn't 5'' average? Maybe they're americans? Americans are bigger
>>82724348be careful meow, lest I do so.
>>82724304As for me, I am not uninterested, I just want to get intimate differently.
>>82724358average robot and 4chan user is like 7.5"+x5.5"-6"+. mogs me.
>>82724366Killing you for insurance money yay
>>82724309that's because the ones you saw were the only ones confident enough to post it since theirs was big. Anon with small dicks don't post them, and most anons don't post dick picksBy the way, if the guy you like leaves you for your dick size, then he wasn't the right one
>decided to go back to church >everyone welcomed me back with love>less than a month later >they're already trying to set me up with another weird church girl >the reason why I left last time
I peobably wouldn't leave my bf over dick size unless it was actually nonexistent
>>82724393>if the guy you like leaves you for your dick sizepeople regardless of sex prioritize superficial things like status, looks, dick, height, etc. it's normalized.
>>82724408as in he's ftm or like, 1 inch?
>>82724416ofc they do, but you're not searching for someone shallow anon. A relationship built on superficial things isn't meant to last for long. Not saying you don't have to be a little cute and sexy for your bf, we all do to start a relationship, but after that, there's more, there should be
>>82724421he means if it's under 7"
>>82724444>A relationship built on superficial things isn't meant to last for long.that's all relationships nowadays. why do you think fwbs and situationships are so normalized? along with chad soft harems.
>>82724468Sounds like a generalization
>>82724468but that's not what you're searching for anon. You are searching for love
>>82724477i'm simply going by what i see in reality. you need to be the complete package and desirable already nowadays to date and have sex.
>>82724193Well I like to see everyone as their own person, the very idea someone can just be labelled and put in a box feels wrong to me, to just be a number someone else or someone to be a number to me, like I don't want to love if either of us don't see each other for who we are, it'll be pointless to, I refuse to put anyone through that kind of hell, myself included, I want to be deathly loyal to a person and vice versa, beyond death do us part, bonnie and clyde or well, whatever the gay version is
>>82724485love starts with lust. you can't have "love" without a sense of sexual attraction.
flicking your balls over and over then putting an ice pack on so it gets nice and small for the cage to go on
>>82724406church is all about matchmaking for single straight people. I once dated an ex mormon boy who was really into the cult, did the missions, 2 years in Africa, celibate until 25 and really loved church life. But he realized he was slowly being coerced into marrying a mormon girl, and he was able to put up with almost anything, even chastity, but not that. It was his final straw
>>82724486>what i see in realitySometimes what you see is only a fraction of reality and not the whole picture, specially if you see more things on the internet than you do irl
>>82724486>you need to be the complete package and desirable already nowadays to date and have sex.That's implying poor and ugly people don't date nor have sex, which is just wrong
>>82724507you're not wrong, but sexual attraction isn't just about penis, there's more. Personally I don't give two fucks about penises, and my dick is small as well, and I'm a top. Kinda fucked, but really, I do not care about a guy's dick at all and hope to find a guy that won't mind mine while appreciating something else about me more. I know I do at least
>>82724566attractive poor people maybe, rich ugly people maybe
>>82724566then i am just that much more unattractive than poor and ugly people i guess.
>>82724580poor ugly and stupid people date and have sex too, you know
like a guy, he likes you back, but you have a small penis? Easy, literally put a soft futa cock and fuck him like that, if you're a top. If you're a bottom, then the problem is already solved
>>82724589Or maybe you're just very into self pity and you never tried
>>82724601why would i not be depressed and self hating about being ugly and unfuckable with a pencil dick.
>>82724616it's ok anon, small steps
>>82724590what about a poor ugly person with autism and no assholedoes he have sex
read this thread anonhttps://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/qrmqu5/guys_who_are_into_dudes_with_small_penises_whats/There's something for everyone
>>82724652gonna assume that thread is a bunch of hollow virtue signaling.
>>82724616Your frustration is expected. But to not die in here alone rotting away with the sole company of your own thoughts (your worst enemy), you should try something new, something you have never tried before. Like lowering your standards and giving a chance to someone as ugly and unfuckable as you
>>82724660>Like lowering your standards and giving a chance to someone as ugly and unfuckable as youi've never had anyone show any interest in me in my entire life.
>>82724658You will believe anything that lets you feel more pity for yourself, and that's okay anon. That's one of the ways you cope with depression. It's a defense mechanism. You feel so little love for yourself that if we took away the pity, there would only be rage and loathing left.
>>82724675maybe they never told you
>>82724675Maybe because you never reached out, got out there and put yourself in a position where gay men could show you their interest.
>>82724681>>82724685if i was physically someone worth dating or loving it would have happened by now. some men are just simply too ugly and unfuckable to ever be intimate with anyone. it is what it is.
>>82724647Oral sex and being a top
>>82724713>just become a topit's over
this firm yet empathetic anon is very bf-able
I'm getting depressed, anons here are insecure about things I'm in a way worse position than them. Can we talk about cute 2d boys?
>>82724722You have no asshole and refuse to use your dick? Help yourself
>>82724749every nonchad top or non twink/femboy bottom is in the same unfuckable group to be fair.
Ok anons, I have an uncut 7+ incher but here's the thing, I'm not sure if I should keep a bush for it or not, it's a dark red due to my hair colour but at the same time, I am more on the twink side so idk, what do ya'll think since it's probably best to ask other fags since I don't know how popular it'll be, pic for colour reference (Not actually me but same shade)
>>82724707>if i was physically someone worth dating or loving it would have happened by nowNot if you never try.
>>82724767why would i try when i am objectively ugly and not tall with a pencil dick.
>>82724763That cope maybe makes you feel better because it takes all agency away and puts all blame on something beyond your control "I wasn't born a chad therefore I'm destined to fail"Which is fine for a coping mechanism and everything we just have to make sure you're not believing in it unironically
I went out for a fish dinner so early I'll be hungry again in a few hours, I might even end up eating two dinners. So much for celebrating losing 5 pounds, huh?
>>82724779i mean nobody has ever been attracted to me. that's proof enough.
>>82724781fish is expensive
>Should I be a disgusting ape? srs question you guys
>>82724803not any more expensive than chicken or burgers really. 10 bucks for a 3 piece and fries.
>>82724841>fish and chipstasty!!
>>82724905Different kind of fish though I think the UK uses cod and I'm not sure what the generic 'fish' at captain D's is.
>>82724927it can only really be cod or pollock
>>82724958I think it's pollock then, oh and the cancer kitty gets her due, she loves fish.
>>82724835>>82724766 (me)I'm not sure if this is in reference to me but I am serious though, I like other men with it so I figure I ask if it's just me here who also likes it
>>82725003I mean I think bush is gross and that trimmed or shaved is best but I'm just one guy.
if i don't consistently trim down my pubes my bush is genuinely gigantic. rest of my body isn't that hairy at all i just have an insane amount of pubes.
>oneitis complains I'm "too cautious" when talking to him How the fuck else am I meant to talk to him when I'm constantly holding myself back from telling him that I love him in the most obsessive, unhinged and unhealthy way imaginable and know that if he heard even a fraction of it he would abandon me instantly?
>>82725033I mean, I find it gross if it's on a fat guy, but a slim one with it just does something for me, you know?>>82725056Same, I'm smooth everywhere else but it was only recently that I thought about actually keeping it you know, if someone was going for me anyways and liked redheads, wouldn't they like that there too? at least that was my train of thought when I first started this out
>>82724776>why would I trySo the world could show you that you aren't as bad as you think. But you're someone who has built this great wall to protect himself from further harm. Telling you that all those years you've been pitying yourself alone weren't necessary, is like telling a religious person that their faith is in vain. There's no easy way to tell someone that their worldview and deeply help beliefs are wrong. You based your entire personality around that incel facade of "why bother when you aren't chad" and taking it away from you is like pulling your rug. The only thing you do for yourself is self pitying, taking it away without giving something in return, would be like taking the cane off of a cripple
>>82724753i find it gross to top i guess i will join the i hate sex people
>>82724781You eat out way more than you're willing to admit. Three times a week my ass
>>82724798You simply don't know that because you have never put yourself in a position where people who find you attractive could approach you
>>82724766Trim but keep it like a nicely shaped patch of manhood
>>82725162>There's no easy way to tell someone that their worldview and deeply help beliefs are wrong.every time i tried to socialize people thought i was weird or creepy. men and women. i'm not autistic but obviously something about me is off enough for people to be upset or weirded out when i try to socialize, and simultaneously people ignore my existence and act like i'm a non entity when i keep to myself. people have never been friendly with me or given me a reason to continue socializing. it never feels natural or right and always felt like i was intruding on something i was not meant to partake in. my hygiene is good as well, i never leave the house without being clean and presentable.
>>82725179First time I ate out since the pizza I got on Friday and it's a new week.
>>82725190i socialized plenty when i was younger. it never felt comfortable or right and always felt like people didn't want me around. never was flirted with and people always just made rude remarks or spoke over me.
>>82725177>find (something I never tried) gross So do you find assholes gross or you're such a gigantic faggot that being anywhere near dominant is off putting to you?There's a thing called gouinage, it's people who don't like penetrative sex. Look into it.
>>82725243i had sex with a girl and it was completely retarded
>>82725250>Gay men has sex with girl and doesn't see the point Shocking
>>82725250So you do have an asshole after all... If It's not a flat ass, what is it? Hemorrhoids? A fissure? Warts?
>>82725198Thanks, I was just trying to get the common census about this so this helps
>>82717191>**** me>****Quit phone posting and go do your homework
I hate how racist white people are
antiwhite nonsense
I love how racist white people are
>tfw no junkie bf
You are faggots and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>82725649you are the faggot. im mostly straight
I'm horny for a long hug.
these threads used to be filled with anime girl images
Coloradotranny and anime girls are finally dead. Alhamdulillah
NEW THREAD INCOMING.REMEMBER. NEXT THREAD MAKERTHE NEXY NUMBER IS TWO SIX TWO FIVE AS STATED IN HEBREW HERE>>82714311
Yaoi unironically prevented me from trooning out. Yaoi saves lives.
>>82725948Giga based yaoi
big deadly cliffs are soooo comfy
>>82724519The one time I actually liked and thought a meow post was funny lol
