>>82711453
Funniest part is you'll have to cut it out and subconsciously he's going to freak out seeing a knife that close to his face. He can close his eyes though and it'll be fine.

>>82711466
Or chew it somehow. Extremely traumatizing having the feeling and danger of choking though

>>82711453
I suppose he can still breathe through his nose, but I'd still freak out if that happened to me

>>82711453
I would never associate with that person again if that happened to me
Like what the actual fuck

why can't he just swallow the orange?

it's just banter bro lol grow up he'll laugh about it with us later ur just a pussy bro i mean c'mon.

>>82711486
Yeah, swallow something that's the size of a tennis ball in your throat, bro. Its that ez
>>82711466
He's gonna have to chew it if the orange is peeled which shouldn't be a problem.

>>82711527
The issue is he can't chew If he can't get it back past his teeth again. He's likely going to have to go to the hospital to get it removed.

>>82711527
You can tell it's not peeled though

>>82711453
i wish i had retard friends like this in hs

most of them were just gangbangers

>>82711534
No he should be able to squash it down between his palate and tongue. still scary nonetheless

>>82711486
because he is not a cartoon

>>82711554
Will he think of that? I can't imagine he's going to be thinking straight. It only takes some orange juice going down his windpipe and he's in deep shit because he can't cough or otherwise protect his airway.

shoving a hose of compressed air up his butt when he's sleeping as a little prank

>>82711466
is coming up with torture methods funny to you nigga

>>82711466
no you dont. literally just crush it with your mouth till all the juice is out. would be a lot more of a problem if it was more solid like an apple or something

>>82711453
>These are the type of humiliation rituals you have to go through if you want to get a gf