goin' JC mate edition
This is a more accurate depiction of your local jobcentre in 2025.
Still fartin a lot rn me. It's dem beenz isn't it
>>82724527Single mums, immigrants. Says it all really. Yet they expect single men like me to work for it.
need a piss lads
It's voluntary work in the same way that a shopkeeper paying the mob every month to not have his windows bricked in is a voluntary arrangement.
CORR REMEMBER GUYSWE WERE BEING TAKEN DOWN ANYTIME NOW, ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, IT WAS ALL OVERFucking idiots werent they
anyone out nickin bikes now that it's legal?
>>82724602I don't think anyone suggested it would be 'anytime now', lad. Most people were being realistic about it. If something happens it will takes a number of months to; the state is incompetent even when it wants something.
>>82724638Nah not me, lad, last time I checked I'm white.
>>82724654yes, but it being legal means whites can now do it too
>>82724646>I don't think anyone suggested it would be 'anytime now', ladThen you didn't see all the lads stirring up panic about it. Saw plenty implying it was all over and we were doomed.
>>82724669I know, but being white means that even though I could do it I won't do it, because I'm white. You see?
russian asmr lass has a cute mum. I bet this is what middle class is over there.
>>82724678i feel like that's just you being an anglo, m8like watching yourself get overcharged at poundland and saying nothing
Just had a jam tart for the first time in about 20 years. Didn't know they still made them, quite nice actually.
Me? Hate feminists.
>>82724712Possibly an anglo thing, but as far as I can tell it's a white person thing - the opportunity for an immoral act presents itself but even though you know you could get away with it you choose not to do it. Very much a white person thing.
>The site didn't get blocked on the days the lads said 4chan would get blocked so they are/were wrong Mongboy.jpg
>>82724738>making up a new point that wasnt the original point>calling anyone else a mongCan tell you didn't do well in school.
>>82724750Sorry lad was I meant to just have the same pointless back and forth with you again
>>82724725You didn't know they still made jam tarts? What are you, retarded?
Think she would date a lad with fucked up teeth and bad skin?
>>82724792Not seen them in years mate. Not had one since I was a kid.
>>82724802ye probably she aint nothin special
>>82724802Looks a bit like Angelina Deep.
It's over for dickcels. Taylor Swift's song means a whole generation won't settle for anything less than a wide 9
>>82724808So they magically stopped making one of Britain's most popular confectionaries anywhere in the world because you haven't "seen" them? Fascinating.
Russians on the whole are ugly, loud and rude.
>>82724802Dont know dont care. Tell us what you think if you want but I dont care what you think either
>>82724809Wrong lad. She's dating a deano.>>82724829That sounds dirty to me. I don't follow that stuff.
>>82724851Calm down lad. You're getting upset over a jam tart.
blad stirring up the thread again
>>82724839Gotta be a bit embarrassing that.Dating your girl and she writes a ballad about your dick, like go on mom stick radio on its the song Taylor wrote about me dick, it playing, number 1 i reckon.
>>82724861Deano is doing the extra special smash behind her back ngl
Im so sorry lads. You brits are way too fucking nice to me and I wish I could not be an autistic retard and reciprocate.
Silence was a good movie, might watch it again.
>>82724891just say cheers mate lad
>getting old>losing relevance every minute>quick I'll write a song about me mans dick>talk about me bush>im the nasty girl now bitch>still old though
how come are forin posters never posted in are /britfeel/ on /bant/ threads? mad that
>>82724891fuck off yank CUNT
many a sweetheart mourns the loss of a southern soldier boy
>>82724933britfeel is no more than half a dozen lads
Strange how ruthmong refused to post in the thread with flags
>>82724864I'm perfectly calm, but I want you to take a 5 minute break to carefully think about how stupid what you wrote was. There will be no need for further replies. Goodbye.
Do they still make wholemeal bread? Not ate it since I was a kid so I'm guessing it's been discontinued?
Rewatched Dancer in the Dark. Grim film
Out of that shower and cooling down nows. Got that Woca-Wola on tap x
>>82723290Fair enough, it's not easy keeping track when being a mentaller, i know this.tldr; if you do go on it, plan ahead as best you can, stock up on non perishable food, clean your fridge, arrange some sort of regular contact. Do not watch tv, half the schizos get their delusions from that shit. Dl a shit load of tv series and cartoons to watch, not AnimeDeathTentacleRapeWhorehouse 5, just chill stuff. Get a good blanket for the daytime.
Do they still sell full fat milk, not had it in 20 odd years it must have been replaced with semi-skimmed by now?
Bet I'd beat HHL in a 1v1 in Fortnite.
tell you what lads
cant believe a lad had a meltdown over a jam tart, bit embarrassing that, imagine explaining it to your wife.Well love I've had to take time off from britfeel because someone called me out on a jam tart and I'm burning with rage. Couldn't be me though tbqhwyl.
Why would she draw a cock? She totally ruined my perception of her.https://youtu.be/6d-kpI9z7-E>>82724855They're just something you can never have.
I'm wondering if you still get strawberry jam in shops. I liked it when i was a kid but I went off it at some point safe to assume they've stopped making it by now ?
Anuddah appointmentshire tomorrow morning, is it not
Can't ever tell if ASMR is supposed to be a sensory, relaxation thing or just for wanking off to.
I wonder if they still make sausage rolls or was it just a thing when I was in school and enjoyed eating sausage rolls
40 year old man chugging coca cola at 10pm
>>82724990If living is seeing I'm holding my breath.
clowning on the fella because of the jam tart even after he's left is a bit far tbqhwy, but i suppose thats what britfeel has become, not an original thought in the thread just a bunch of spastic reposting the same drivel.
>>82725037I have the same biceps as this lass
Can't believe it lads, someone [this age] is doing [this thing] I mean, like, LMFAO, OMD, what's that all about then XD
>>82724974Ok goodbye little lad.
>>82725072State of you lol
Yeah this russian lass has probably been getting lots of sex already. Don't know why I ever thought she was some innocent angel. She's probably sucked cock since high school. It's a very sexualised society over there. It's normal over there. Men can just make sexy comments to girls and slap their butts with little repercussions.
>>82725016So they magically stopped producing something us humans have been drinking for millennia anywhere in the world because you haven't "seen" them? Fascinating.
God bless eastern european women for being such whores, love it
>>82725098You should neck yourself if you think bullying britfeelers is the right thing to do m8
Must be something in the air today lads, been a lot of seething on feel street today.
>>82725055It's definitely sexual. How many times did Ruth show her cleavage? At least 5 times.
Another step done, map almost complete. Find the ammo for this funky gun, explore the gas zone a bit more to get all the best weapons on the map. Then that's it, top tier geared player, big dick swinging, and all that.Also, how cute is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvzBo8KQ8yY
>>82725037got something far better my lad
>>82725055They do it because they know eventually they can build up enough simps to eventually go all the way and make the big bucks. Some of them use it to promote their OF and other adult networks. They get a high from all the sexual attention from men. It makes their tuopences tingle.
>>82725126No idea what you're even trying to say desu
>>82725074Same lad. Been the same since like 18. Now in my 30s. I could work out I suppose but why? I don't think it makes any difference to us being attractive.
Played osrs for about 10 mins and lost interest.
>>82725142A wife and a sprog is not exactly my goal in life.
>>82725183Yeah pretty much summed up my views on it. I'll be 30 later this year, never been anything other than a skinny twink. Women don't like me, never had a gf, still a virgin. The fuck is lifting some weights gonna do at this point?
>>82725176Then youre retarded and thats not your fault you just got a little baby brain
Feeling a bit down today. Not sure why.
>>82725016I only have the blue label. Can't stand that water down trash. Once mum poured green into the blue as she knew I would get upset without my milk and that was all there was. I fucking knew instantly from the first drops. Let's just say the neighbours woke up that morning.
>>82725221Watch pretty asmr lasses like marie.
>>82725221Aye, been down myself a lot lately. Feel like it's finally hitting me how over everything is. Like it's actually not going to get better, this is my life now.
Being short doesn't just affect your dating prospects. It affects many other things. For example, imagine being a short manager and trying to boss other men around who are 6ft while you're 5ft6? You wont ever be taken seriously. Also, you look far less intimidating. Some tall men can intimidate other men just by the fact they're tall than them.
Bedo time for me lads going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>82725241>Like it's actually not going to get better, this is my life now.What do you mean by this? What's wrong with your life?
>>82725199Well they say it makes you feel good, healthy but we know all men are only doing it to get pussy. I'm so sick of people saying go to the gym whenever you bring up loneliness like you're some fat unhealthy slob. That may be worth attempting to see if you are attractive after losing weight. For us lankycels though it basically will do nothing.
The thing is...I am ok with my slim body. Why should I work out? Girls just don't find me attractive because I just don't have the nice face for it.
>>82725266Absolute shit tier nothing job, passed my peak age (all downhill physically and mentally from here), no money, no gf, virgin, can't drive, no friends, country/economy/politics all fucked, don't get any pleasure from things I used to enjoy any more, everything is too expensive to try new things to have fun etc. etc.
>Among the properties raided simultaneously at 5am on September 25 was a home in Enfield, north London, which housed 13 people, including three generations of the same family. >housed 13 people, including three generations of the same family.
>>82725298I bet you can't let go of porn though.
>>82725309Crazy how we instantly know their race.
>>82725309Imagine the smell the blasts them as the front door is opened.
>>82725311Haven't felt the urge to wank in weeks, lad. Porn is boring and gross to me now, used to enjoy it as a horny young lad but these days the thought just feels like a chore.
>>82725298Just quit working. You aren't included in society therefore you should just stop working. You are only making women more comfortable by doing your worthless job they'd never want to do.
>>82725339Reminds me>In shop>Looking for some milk>Suddenly smell the stench of curry>Dont even have to look up to know a pajeet rolled up next to me
You know no one is forcing you to work right? I'll never forget the sadness when I came back from school for the last time and mum said "you're going to start looking for a job, I can't have you being here all day" as she sat there pulling weeds out on a nice summer's day. She didn't understand my autism, how everything feels ten times harder compared to the normie lads with good social skills. I just wanted to die.
>>82725355Work is hell, but the only thing worse than my life currently would be my life currently but on bennies. It's a fucking pittance.
500 days sober today lads. Might have a drink to celebrate. Har har.
I'll never work. It's more depressing than not working when you can't enjoy life, travel and have relationships. I don't want to work just to afford a smartphone and new vidya console.
>>82725392I know a lad who gets disability and he lives comfortably in his own housing association flat. He can afford new PS5 games every few weeks and gets things on finance. Latest smartphone too. It's not too bad if you can get the disability.
Imagine what it must be like to have babies with that slavic marie lass.
>>82725298Grim lad. I'm the same though. Thankfully, I managed to do many things before I got to this point. Now? I'm not depressed but the grind is more or less pointless. I'm just living to die really. Go to work. Eat food. Pay me bills/rent. Sleep. That's it.
>>82725367>know a pajeet rolled up next to mekek
While we're sharing feels classic britfeel style, does anyone else worry about what's gonna happen to all your stuff when you die if you don't have any kids/family to inherit all your things? I don't like the idea of randomers inheriting my stuff after the local council clears my gaff out. Makes me anxious af about death.
>>82725695you dont have any stuff apart from your laptop
Normies having lots of sex and fun
>>82725716bash em in
Normie penis inside normie vagina
>>82725695Dibbs on the Jack Jones jacket
>>82725416It's only comfortable if you're in social housing though. And disability takes a long time to get to the top. I first applied in 2011, they didn't stop hassling me until 2019. Still haven't got PIP.
>>82725713Nah I have some family jewlery plus other sentimental items ect.. it's not very valuable stuff money wise but they do mean a lot to me personally and I'd want them in safe hands after I'm gone. Also my Fortnite account has lots of rare skins on it and will probably be worth quite a bit in years from now.
>>82725309I watched Enfield go to shit in real-time. It happened between 2005-2015
Great news guys, shekeletor has released greta. Phew, amarite.
>>82725695Low IQ post, why would you care, youre dead.
>>82725790The jewellery may be something (is it even real?) but other than that you own nothing and are happy-tier>Fortnite skinsLol.
Normie bellends being sucked by normie mouth
>>82725803Npc moment lel
>>82725790better make a sprog
>>82725790>Nah I have some family jewlery plus other sentimental items ectIf I have no one to pass my stuff down to I would probably burn it all and push the ashes into the sea. Or bury it maybe somewhere like a time capsule in the middle of a forest and write a diary of the items, incase someone in 200 years ever dug it up.
>efukt.com/24532_Bet_Your_Sister_Cant_Do_This.htmlLost it at the james bond fuck lolKinegraphique
>>82725803Why low IQ? Our things are echos of our ourselves. They remind people we existed after we're long gone. Also, I'm not a cringe nihilist. Even if I have no control over it I still care about it just like I care about the fate of the world in billions of years time even though I'll have been dead for billions of years.
imagine if afterlife is a neverending britfeel thread
ChatGPT says that when you die your atoms dont disappear they just move to other places>This is a great question and it gets to the heart of how you get recycled back into the universe>When you die your atoms dont disappear they simply rejoin the natural cycles around you Where they end up depends on how your body is handled and the environment>The water you drink today has been through dinosaurs ancient oceans and probably several humans>The carbon in your food may have once been part of an ancient forest a whale or another person
>>82725841>If I have no one to pass my stuff down to I would probably burn it all and push the ashes into the sea. Or bury it maybe somewhere like a time capsule in the middle of a forest and write a diary of the items, incase someone in 200 years ever dug it up.Hmm... I do like them ideas. I'll take these options into consideration if I don't have any close family to inherit my things.>>82725835Not easy in today's world finding a suitable partner to have a family with though. Dating apps are horrible and being forced to use them makes me feel sick.
>>82725904>ChatGPT says that when you die your atoms dont disappear they just move to other placesEverything in the universe is ultimately just energy. Even blackholes emit energy (see Hawking radiation). There is no such thing as "nothing" or "nothingness". Oh aye.
>>82725974Coor. It even says we're breathing the atoms of dead people daily. Julius Caesar. Hilter etc. That's mad. I guess we really do never die..
Bit of Fortnite then garn beddingtons me. Have to be up early for that voluntary work.
wanna buy a panasonic FOMA P900iV
Corrrrr! Got some nice Hong Kong Blu-ray deals with this Prime Sale. Basically all the rest of the 88 Films I wanted.>autumn's tale>love unto waste>hong kong hong kong>immortal storyCORRRRR! Some Nikkatsu Roman Pornos are on sale too. Hope I can complete the collection but the discount isn't good enough to merit an immediate buy.
Lowkey wempted to get that Nintendo Switch 2 + Pokemon Legends: Z-A bundle. Something to grind during winter instead of garn out doing me wollocks in.
Pokemon is shite lid get on that digimon
Just bought that Battlefield 6 me. Might as well get it nows and get that pre-order bonus skin. Imma just wait until the Black Friday sales to secure that Switch 2 wundle.
>>82726652Been disappointed with every new Pokemon since the Switch lid, not worth it.
>>82726739>Battlefield 6Wattlefield 6
>>82726762I enjoyed grinding that Pokemon Shield. Don't even have me OG Switch anymore. Sold it last year for beer money lmfao.
>>82726795>Sold it last year for beer money lmfao.that's mad.. cant imagine selling me console for beer lol
Founder member of the never having sex club
In that beddingtons now. Probably stayed up a tad later than planned but never mind. Some sleep is better than no sleep.>>82726812To be fair I hadn't played on it for ages anyway it was just collecting dust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqx9blbYDB0Womfy algoshire recommendation this
if farage doesn't fix the country i'm moving to portugal
On the red wine, oh aye. It my Friday night tonight. May have a cheeky cig on my walcony. Cheers.
