werewolf edition!hit with the silver bullet: >>82711234threadly question: what is your favorite werewolf media (movie,book,game,etc...)?
Uh the Guillermo del Toro one I guess
If all my limbs were cut off I can confidently say I'd want a boy from this thread to take care of me
>>82726347is that out yet or are you just trying to trick me nonny? i just see people saying he's making one don't even see the title yet
>>82726383would you bf a boy who had his head and torso cutoff (and was born without a butt) so you could be a whole person together?
>>82726398I'm retarded, sorry. Guillermo Del Toro is the director who made the Pinocchio movie. I got him confused with Benicio Dele Toro, an actor who was in Wolfman (2010) (werewolf movie)
Uh the um awkward um stupid fucking whore um general
>>82726436>retarded cuntwhore major general
i made a hinge and i have a date on friday
I made a hinge and I got rejected on friday
I am now double sad because Anon has a date and Anon got rejected.
>>82726309The werewolf cyoa. Take your pick
>>82726748Don't be sad that I got rejected because I'm not a chad so it's in my nature to be rejected by everyone it's just nature taking it's course
>>82726309i dont know if being a gay furry increases or decreases your chance of being khv
>>82726729>>82726697Nightmare scenario for me is making a profile on one of those sites and getting discoevered, cause I live in a tiny hellscape on the balkans
>>82726874noooo you have to be proud of being gay or some shit idk
>>82726887Only thing Im proud of being is SERBIAN, RAHHHH FUCK ALBANIA
Oh its eastern europoors that explains so much
>>82726874What's life like over there for the openly gay? Is there such a thing? Realistically speaking what would happen to you if your family found out
>>82726911you should look up bunny in Bosnia. reignite a war or fall in love and end one.
>>82726887You have to be safe first and foremost, pride is for countries with freedom
>>82726926If youre young not that bad honestly. I know a couple of people that are and one that was openly gay. Millenials and genz are sorta split 50-50 between right wing trad chuds (that smoke, drink, gamble and fuck girls, but somehow draw the line at gay people existing) and people who either dont care or support it. Gen X dont like it, but they never put up any pressure anyways and are mostly soft, judging from the poking and proding Ive done with my own parents. Boomers, idfk about what youd expect from boomers. But they make up the majority here so yknow they get to vote for everything and hog up the busses 2 days in the week.>>82726927Idk who that is, but Im more of the Kosovo e nash type of serbian than Srebrenica was fake, but they deserved it or something, serbian.>>82726937Lot safer than the middle east thats for sure. Its mostly shame and confusion that prevent me from doing so and being a shut in, with like 3 friends I see on a trimonthly basis
>>82726985What are the odds of a gay couple holding hands facing violence in the streets? You ever see gay couples over there?
>>82727011Cant say youll see them in public, like on the square, but they do it in their own spaces, certain cafes, parks where young people hang out at night, yada yada. Pride happens I think (saw some lesbians riding bikes to it once, but I dont go because pride is fucking stupid. And they almost always invoke counter protests.)But honestly, gay people here are plagued with a lot more problems than just violence
I think you should be able to subtract two years off your age if you lived through the covid lockdowns. So I'm actually 28.
>>82726985>Its mostly shame and confusion that prevent me from doing soOh that's better. I thought you were dissuaded by fear of suffering actual violence and persecution and being kicked out by family etcetera
So basically I'm a hot older man who wants to fall in love with a gentle, caring bottom and settle down into a blissful domestic life of mutual support together
>>82727061Rather get killed than dissapoint my parents, they suffer enough. What is it with westoids and always looking for opportunities to isolate themselves from family?
>>82727047don't call pride stupid anon. Parades are necessary like a canary in the coal mine. The countries without these public demonstrations are not the safest most welcoming environments for queer people as a whole, not to mention rights. >gay people here are plagued with a lot more problems than just violenceLike what
>>82727081That's a bad mindset for a gay. Our authentic existence is a disappointment for most conservative parents, but to circumvent these issues one must realize that the real problem is their conservatism, not you being gay which is out of your control. >Local man waiting for parents to die off until he does a single thing that make him happyVery common way of thinking for closeted homosexuals.
>>82727081If your family ostracizes you for being gay, that's not exactly your fault is it? You just said your parents were soft and put no pressure, and your own shame was the problem. I think you don't have the courage to challenge them, which reads appropriately for your geographical position.
I would ask him how was your day and he would say it was alright and I would tell him good job good work today good hustle out there and smack his bottom and then we'd hit the showers together
>>82727081I think westoids have more willpower to face their parents and put their happiness on the dining table instead of just lowering your head to the tradition of your parents and being miserable about it.
>>82727082Maybe, but seeing the one in vienna, albeit briefly, showed me how they can evolve into ridicule, sex fests, that bring out the worst kinds of people, that I have to be associated with, simply because, I maybe kinda possibly like cute guys. Why do you even need something like that in the hedonist capital of the world, I will never know.As for the second question, things that come bundled with general repression. Gay people are often hustled, or prostitute themselves, STDs are common. Weed seems to have taken a big grip, but thats for young people in general. Grindr is fucking spread like the plague, hookup culture is really, really bad from my pov. But its also sort of weird, cause its fetishised to a point that everyone is sort of gay? Its hard to explain but everyone knows atleast one dude or dudette who have atleast kissed a person of the same gender. Among young people, theres almost this sort of air of transcending labels or something. Young people dont see it as a big deal, because everyone does it same as with weed or other drugs. Or even stealing for that matter. But I cannon stress enough, that young people are very much divided in groups, that can range very very differently on these things. Its very hard to explain.>>82727095>>82727126Ill see what ill do, im still unsure of many things in life even as im fast approaching my twenties. Its difficult to convey, especially to strangers on the net, even if I can only convey to strangers on the net.
>>82727152You're older but instead of actually looking for a bottom bf you're still fantasizing about it while you shitpost in the incel forum. You've learned so little
>>82727175You are young still, take heart things will improve in your lifetime.
>>82727175Funny whenever I see pride I'm reminded of how most of us are chill people asking for the right to live without fear, and all of these accusations of parades being sexually degenerate generally fall short to a very tiny subsect, a small minority inside a small minority, that is cherry picked by homophobes to fuel their hatred. Which is something I hope to dear god that you aren't doing now. So maybe if you went more often to pride parades and paid more attention to the thousands of people chilling, you wouldn't be so ashamed of coming out to your parents.
Do you think you could ever feel safe enough to remove this thorn from my paw?
>>82727175>Why do you even need something like thatBecause the places without "that" are places where gay people aren't safe or free. So clearly our parades, all the way back to 69 in stonewall, are signaling some type of change that allowed us to be free. They are doing something right after all. You don't want to go back to the world before pride parades as a gay man.
How can people have BPD and autism at the same time? Don't those disorders contradict eachother
>>82727184Ehh maybe. Maybe not. Idk if Ill live to see it. Motto for this place seems to be live fast die young>>82727205>>82727230I came out the metro and a guy had a handkerchief up his ass and covering his dick at the same time, swinging his sub average schlong around. I dont fucking care how big of a fag you are, I dont want people to have that image flash in their minds, when they think of me or any normal person, that maybe likes guys. So long as you let deviants into your community, your community is gonna be seen as nothing more than deviant. Simple as.
I want to morrer
I promise high peaks and harvest moon,Lightning flash and thunder's boomFateful days and evening doomAnd dancing to a lurid beatThat only we can hear
Is it nice that kids are totally off the table for you guys and you don't have to consider your age and the fertility window in any of your decisionsI feel like it must be nice
>>82727269what is a surrogate? gay men have kids all the time nigga.
>>82727175>bring out the worst kinds of people, that I have to be associated with, simply because, I maybe kinda possibly like cute guysI know you don't like being associated with those you consider degenerates, even though you could be one by definition, but take a moment to reflect upon this:You go to pride, and you see one person behaving badly (according to you) being vulgar and all. So you feel ashamed about sharing the stage with them. But you look at your right, and you see a hundred people who aren't being degenerate, but who are instead just walking down the street marching alongside you. This should balance out the degeneracy, shouldn't it? You see a bunch of people "behaving" like you wanted them too, but that's not enough for you.It's like you are completely blind to our virtues and strengths, but you go straight to the flaws like that's what you want to see. A thousand queer people chilling doesn't impact your verdict at all, but one queer person being overly degenerate, is enough to ruin your image of the community. You really put so much more weight on the "bad side" than the peaceful overwhelming majority of our community, like our virtues were individualized, but our flaws were shared. It's a shame you're doing that because that's what homophobia is all about
>>82727152Real husbands don't need words to communicate. They use their swords.
>our virtues were individualized, but our flaws were sharedThat's what being a minority feels like
>>82727282realistically they do, unless you want to be changing diapers at 60 and risk leaving your kid parentless or something you want to have or adopt any kids a responsible age.
i rly want a guy my age to notice me... im too pedo bait -_-
>>82727318hey church candy come over here sit on uncs lap
Baking pumpkin pie and putting up skeletons with my future boyfriend.Wearing flannel and sweaters and hiking in boots with the fbf.Doing oil change and tire rotation before the snow falls with my future bf.It might almost be time to wash our bikes and put them away for the year.
I don't feel apart of the lgbt community at all because I'm closeted and that makes me unable to relate with open gays, not that I could much anyway because I'm also an avoidant autistic. I'm cringe and weird and know I'm cringe and weird.
>>82727257As you ignored the thousands of people you saw who weren't naked. Like I said, it seems like your moral standard for homosexuals is perfection. Either pride goers behave perfectly with 100% ratio, not a single perv doing perv things, or you won't buy it. But there's not one single group on earth that could survive these idealized standards. You are basically saying that you will always have internalized homophobia because there will always be a depraved individual to ruin your image of the group. You should focus on being the example you want to see gay children emulate, but I fear that your work is about dissociating from gayness entirely.
>>82727325smd old man
What? Did you say? I didn't hear you, sorry. Can you please repeat? I swear I just heard you say something. Don't feel weird about it, you can tell me. What?
>>82727340present it, I'd have your toes curling in under a minute. You ever had your grundle pumped?
>>82727334Well maybe when you finally have some dating experience with a gay guy you won't be able to use that card anymore, but until then I see how it can be hard to relate having not a single gay experience in life. It's like your homosexuality is contained and hidden inside your headWhich can partially explain the weirdness and cringe and anxiety that stems from inauthenticity.
Also don't forget that a lot of the wild crazy naked bdsm gear events the chuds love to parade out as degeneracy and corrupting muh children are closed and private 18+ events. No children are seeing that and most parades during the day try to be as kid friendly as possible.
My lesbian sister joked with me that she'll be my fbf's surrogate if I donate sperm to her fgf. Life is good
>>82727359Stop making sense, anon. Chuds want a reason to stay in the closet. That one naked man in a crowd of 10 thousand not naked people is enough of a reason
>>82727346Is that your kitty or an internet cat? It's very cute.
>>82727257>you let deviants into your community,But anon, you are a deviant on the merit of not being straight. I think the problem is more about how you see the community, not how other people see it. As long as you are trying to please homophobia eyes, you won't be free of prejudice. Which resonates with your "rather die than disappoint my parents" sentiment.
>>82727348idk what that is so i better not. it ever happen to you?
More children have been molested by pastors and priests than by drag queens. Remember that.
>>82727379I wish he was mine, just look at how handsome and distinguished the man is with his little mustache.
>came out the metro and a guy had a handkerchief up his ass and covering his dick at the same time, swinging his sub average schlong around> Therefore I will stay in the closest forever Why chuds think like this? You don't see a man doing something bad, being a bad example for society and think "damned by my gender! I will never associate with men ever again until they address this shameful example of a man". You feel no responsibility, no community sentiment towards the other men or any person who shares an innate characteristic with you. But you don't view homosexuality in the same way. When it comes to homosexuality, you have this completely different perspective, where you only invoke your sense of community when you want to feel responsible for the mistakes of other queers. Maybe you just want an excuse to stay in the closet
>>82727307Thats basically every group. The loudest minority or the worst aspects get the most coverage. And in the eyes of regular people thats all they see. Doesnt matter if 99 cops follow the rules and do their jobs properly, its ACAB because one beats his wife or beats a black guy. Doesnt matter if most christians just go to church on holidays or just pray before eating, because the fucking mormons exist and catholics diddle kids. Doesnt matter if most gays just want partners, or families, if there are faggots, that run around naked and in dog costumes and millenials that for some reason want their kids to see that, because of my heckarino wholesome 100 reddit karma moment.Thing is, if caught corrupt cops get fired, bad for image. Pedo priests get shielded by the vatican, but atleast you can say youre coptic or baptist or something. For some reason not here. These degenarates arent shunned or kicked out of pride in fact it seems they are the most celebrated ones there, for some fucking reason. Im done with this topic, because it seems nobody wants to work in good faith and keeps spouting the same "wHaT ABoUt tHe NoRmaL onES" as if the normals ones arent complacent in the presence of those degenerates. Now if you people wanna talk games or countries or something, Im game, but this topic is closed
Desu the drag queen meme has always felt ridiculous to me because child molesters are usually in inconspicuous roles that both children and adults blindly put their trust into. Drag queens are weird and call attention to themselves - why would a pedophile be a drag queen when he can easily rape kids by becoming a teacher, or a boy scout troop leader, or a father?
>>82727422Yes he is very handsome. Would make him cat number 10. I joke ofc I'm not taking in another cat
22+ is too old to be future boyfriend postingYou should be instead fantasizing that things had been differentSorry that's the way it is
>>82727436Maybe I don't need a boyfriend so much as a pet to lavish with a glut of love and affection. And little gifts and treats and trips out to places and lots of petting
>>82727431>fatherhood mentioned my penis: UP!
>>82727175>hookup culture is really, really bad from my pov.A very conservative point of view. Which puts everything you said before in perspective. Promiscuity is bad in the sense of unprotected sex spreading STDs, but to make a moral case against promiscuity or hookup culture as a gay man is just shortsighted. Young people having the freedom to live out their sexuality as they want to is the future you should aspire, anon. It's the only future where you can be free. Any society that demonizes promiscuity and sexuality like that is bound to treat its queers poorly. There's no place for us in conservative societies. The problem again seems to be with your own conservatism more than the conservatism from your society.
>>82727436I cried when I had to give my cat away at like 10 years old, because I was basically deathly allergic to it and if we kept her, asthma and all sorts of bad shit wouldve caught me. I still pet kitties on the street tho, cant say how many times ive come home red and sneezing much to the dismay of my parents. Thankfully antihistamines exist and the one good thing that came out of covid is I realised I could pet them with a mask on
>>82727457I wouldn't be me if things had been different anon. The troubles made me who I am, these scars are precious to me. I would never wish to undo them. We should love our date. Nietzsche talks about it in his eternal recurrence.
>>82727483that's sad, I had cats growing up since I was in the first grade and I couldn't imagine not having one. I do hope the cat went to a good home and wasn't just turned loose?
Love our fate. Fate. Amor fati. I will love our date as well, of course.
>>82727430>Thats basically every groupNot really. There's a huge bias at play, and you're showing it right now. Men, specially straight, and specially white men, can get away with so much more heinous crimes without that added weight of bringing the whole group down.White people for example, are never collectively blamed for a white person doing a horrible crime. But if it's a black person, then it becomes fuel for racism. A white father rapes their children, and the story ends there. But if a queer person happens to be a pedophile, all queer become one by association. I think you are the one being disingenuous but what scares me most is that maybe you came venting here, as a conservative queer, wanting to hear agreeing opinions, and since that's not what you're getting, you're about to leave in search of another echo chamber that can feed off your internalized homophobia.
>>82727494My mom gave it to her colleague seemed decent enough. Thats like nine years ago and i dont think they kept in touch or that my Mici is still alive.But animals do get abandoned here, my city compared to vienna or budapest is like night and day. Here you have roaming gangs of dogs and the gov pays like thousands in damages from bites every year.
>>82727430>Doesnt matter if most christians just go to church on holidays or just pray before eatingAnd most of them would make the lives of their queer children very difficult to say the least, like your own parents.
>>82727523I hope your kitty had a nice long life with your mom's colleague. Even if the cat has passed it still got a better life than being a street cat.
>>82727430>if caught corrupt cops get firedThey get protected in every way and are only prosecuted if the evidence is undeniable, but even so they go mostly free with very rare exceptions. The Vatican raped kids for 1500 years, and they got away with it scotch free and are still grooming kids to this day. But a naked guy in pride is enough for you to part your ways with the community. Very ridiculous comparisons, really
>>82727526Not here in the rural US south, it is a real thing here. You are socially expected to go to church regularly and if you don't go people will ask you why they haven't seen you. While atheists (and gays I'm assuming) might not be shot on sight like is commonly believed, you certainly would never be welcomed either.
>>82727540I hope so too. Never could relate to people that didnt like animals. Ive always been a sorta jungle kid, Ive never had a problem with bugs or reptiles or antyhing. In my eyes, every animal is precious. Im not vegan really, even if I understand why some people are, I just could never restrict myself like that. Except mosquitos fuk them
>>82727430>These degenarates arent shunned or kicked outThe way that homophobes want to shun you and kick you out for you being a degenerate? So let me get this straight: not only you want to set the bar of morality, but you also want to kick people who don't fit the criteria outIsn't that exactly what real conservatives want done to you? >The normal ones are complacent in the presence of those degeneratesReminds me of you, and how you ask "normal" society to be complacent with you, a degenerate. If someone is breaking the law, call the cops. Your conservative sensibilities should not dictate what pride looks like. Even if pride was 100% men in suits, you would still find some moral failing and shortcoming to complain about. The problem isn't degenerates in pride, the problem is you're not being okay with your own degeneracy. Hence why you're closeted, ashamed and confused even though your country is not middle east tier by your own admission.
>>82727430But cops still have power, so does church. Nothing happened to them as consequences for the behavior of these "outliers". Meanwhile you are being homophobic because you saw one "outlier" in a gay parade, a half naked individual to be more specific.
Normie men on a beach or in a pool are frequently shirtless as well and it isn't seen as degenerate, or simply working outside on a hot day. A shirtless man is not degenerate at all.
I accidentally came across a pride parade without even knowing my city had one, and I saw 0 naked men it was very disappointing
NEED someone to hold my fist before I can break my monitor after an especially bad war thunder session. hopefully shorter and cuter than me
I love how chuds run away when their homophobic worldview is confronted and they have no arguments
>>82727683What happened anon? How did the snail fuck you over? Did you active a good booster and get spawn sniped?
>>82727694I am a francophile, using the mirage 3c. Les Miserables shouldve been about me instead of that girl or something. Also I just discovered the existence of steel beasts and am trying to find some way to pirate it, my ass is NOT PAYING 130 EUROS FOR THAT.
>>82727720I haven't played wt in ages but I can understand. Some days the game just hates you. Steel beasts is the ultra realistic tank sim isn't it? Like all the mil sims it probably has some sort of very weird draconian DRM.
>>82727744I hope not. Im not buy curious im BI curious. And Im not a minister of defense to be able to buy it using tax payer money. I hope empress however schizo she is has cracked it before. Ive been getting into "realistics" sims recently, like Command MO and this old ass game, Superpower 2. I think I found my autistic niche, that makes staying up at 4 30 worth it. Also got Shogun 2, unrelated but great game, makes me wana weeb out so bad
I'm so hopelessly fucking enamored with my little sister's 14 year old friend I'm going insane. He's so godamn beautiful. Good God. My heart won't stop hurting
>>82727806anon... leave the kids alone, don't give us all a bad name.
>>82727806dont you have a board in /b to go to? Not even gonna call you names or tell you to kys, prolly just turn you on more
>>82727825>>82727839I'm not going to lay a finger on him. I am not a pig. But I am hopelessly in love with him regardless, and that's why I suffer
>>82727861Yes yes, you are a dostoevskyesque tragic protagonist, torturing himself more than any physical punishment can, blah blah blah. Is twink death that bad that people have to go after teenagers now?
guys, i know you might not beleive me, but... i really really want a bf
uhmi just found a street corner in brooklyn where apparently 3 guys sing literally all day long? theyre in front of a closed store called p street cafe and you can literally just bring a chair and sit all afternoon and into the night, and they literally just dont stop singing. its at the president st and medgar evers college subway stop. there is also an older woman named doreen who sometimes sings with them, and if you give her a heineken beer from the store next to the closed cafe she will trade you a joint. some older women sitting in lawn chairs gave me a peppermint and a sort of caribbean crunchy cookie stick while i was watching as well. they were singing a lot of sam cooke & also like the four tops type stuff. pretty good time! they were like really excellent too, so far as i could tell. most people just walked by without even really looking. the lead guy would occasionally be like "lookin for a dollar, JUST ONE DOLLAR" when this would happen lol. but i dont think the audience is expected to contribute, other than by chillin'. check it out if youre in nyc.
>>82728551that could be us
>>82727917And yet you will never get one because you are old and ugly and fat and bald
>>82728620wow that's so uncalled for
>>82728606doreen kept trying to get me to sing but i was too shy, laughing too hard at the wtf of it and too high from the joint. but if you wanna go there before they get started in the afternoon, maybe we can start the party ourselves. i know 2 songs pretty well, although in a rather different style.
>>82727806It's not really love, it's just his youthful looks. If he somehow took a potion to look 10 years older, your interest would disappear
>>82728648what if you also took the potion
>>82728666Nothing would change. You like young boys for their looks and when they age you lose interest.
>>82728674why are you assuming i'm the other anon? i crush on kirk douglas and adam west, and theyre dead.
>>82728679when you reply to someone replying to someone else, you should say nta to avoid confusion
>>82727861You're not hopelessly in love, this isn't death in Venice. You just want to score young bussy. Either move to a country where that's legal or risk lengthy prison sentence
>>82728648I'm bisexual for age though. He has a lovely personality and I love that about him.
>>82728708>14 yo>Lovely personality Oh please, quit bullshitting. The lovely personality of a 14 year old kid. How lovely can it be? What possible conversation can you two have? And his prime looks and youth had nothing to do with your feelings? I'm sorry anon, this boy is nothing to you but a piece of meat dangling in front of your face. Even if you had him, you would use him and spit him out at the first sigh of virility and adulthood. At least be honest about it. There's a reason why you're not falling in love with the 21 yo available for you, no no no, it had to be the 14 yo you have access to. Is he at least gay?
kids are annoying and retarded.
The bad poops are back.The bad poops are back.God dammit the bad poops are back. It's been months and now the toilet bowl is full of blood again.Fuck my faggot chud gay incel piss slave life.
>>82728684never did that in my 10000 years of using fourchan before this one, so thats gonna be a no kidlearn to not be retarded bitch
heres one of the two songs in my repertoire anon https://vocaroo.com/1k7QVOxju6Btill have to keep the other so i have something to surprise you with
>>82726309>what is your favorite werewolf mediahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0w01S7JnkReally I love this whole album.
>>82728775you get no humor as a cursed fag
>>82729018nice voice but awful song
I wanna sleep more but I gotta go to my therapy sesh waa where husbie
>>82729010what a newfag you are
>>82729426are you Wario?
>>82729433No I'm a stupid faggot yay
>>82729439have you too been denied all the best ultra sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A
I find fapping quite exhausting
>>82729442Gay reference ew
>>82729462Why don't you respect me bro?
>>82729471I respecc no man yay
>>82729472you don't even respect yourself?
>>82729480I'm nonbinary gloo
>>82729486That ain't real though thats that goofy internet stuff. Nobody likes a fence sitter c'mon now
>>82729493Waa boohoo waa mean waa
>>82729519nuh uh ur just being sensitive
>>82729558Yay where husbie yay meow
if you think about it, Meow is a quite tragic poster
>>82729594How so hmm
>>82727806are you above 20? Better to not come too close to him if so..What is he like?
I feel upchucky (sicky)
would you still love your bf if he vomited on the floor and you had to clean it?
I've seen a reel of a show named Degrassi where a cute guy comes out in tears to his blonde "friend" and this piece of shit betrays him and tells the whole school with a grin, after belittling him, so a bunch of bullies beats the poor guy up. I just know those things happen often irl. Then some bumpkins in the comments talked about God and genes. Straight guys are mostly evil people and we don't hate them enough for how shitty they are to us, we should learn from women
>>82729935Is there any redemption for that poor gay character or is it just suicide fuel?
>>82729935>reelFor some reason reel comment sections are identical to /pol/. Conservatism is alive and strong and it gets propagandized so much by right wing lobbying you have no idea.
>>82729018Can you please sing the American dad intro? If you don't I'll kill myself.
>>82730096I never watched the show, got the name in the comments, but it seems like he becomes a teacher and all it's well. But he gets no bf at the end, he does get 3 gay relationships tho
>>82721431What did chadbot mean by this?
Meow need husbie meow where husbie meow
>>82730103agreed, IG got real bad in the last 2 years, so much its users joke about it calling it "the racist app". I see more homophobia than racism tho, and the blacks are pretty homophobic there as well. Zuck couldn't give a darn, he was always on that side anyway.It's fine in a way: let garbage expose itself. It'll come handy in the future>>82730096btw anon, character is named Marco del Rossi, wiki is kinda confusing about him. Very very cute latinx guy
>>82730250>>82724348DONT DO IT ANON, HE WILL BITE IT OFF
>>82730360Myesss *is evil*
>>82724731What would you do if your bf fell for hue bait?
You are sick. I am a bot. Grow up. Beep boop.
>>82726861Furries are known sex pests and degenerates so what do you think?
>>82727054Fascinating post. I like how you think
some furries are wholesome. I'd date a sweet soul furry, no kink shaming, unless you wanna shit on me
>>82730441I love when a gay person uses the word degenerate like you weren't one
>>82727318What's ur age then boyo?
>>82730457Furries can't be wholesome all of them are sex pests that are into bestiality they are scum
>>82730629why you say so?
>>82730663I've had the misfortune of speaking to furries before so I know all about it
>>82730670tell us something they said you disliked
>>82727252How so? Bpd and autism as a combo is more common than in the "regular" population.
>>82730713Anytime you disagreed with them in a argument they'd start talking about fucking each other and describing their assholes and gay sex in detail to annoy you and they are just way too overly sexual and way too into zoophilia
The old gay male, he ain't what he used to be,Ain't what he used to be, ain't what he used to be,The old gay male, he ain't what he used to be,Many long years ago.
what the balls
I was looking through random boards and came across this thread on /gd/what is r9gay's take on this?
>>82731508He's right. I unironically like the blue gay flag but it's only used by annoying Xitterans so I refrain from using it
>>8273054823, but i look barely 18 im told =/ sucks bc im treated like a basedboy or a kid in most adult contexts...
>>82729423its a poem by alfred noyes, arranged by phil ochs. his version has guitar as well but i cant play that so good.>>82729429statistically ive probably been here longer than youve been alive. the first time i ever saw "nta" was like two or three years ago on lolcow farms in fact. maybe it was used before that on more discussion based slower boards but assuming one anon is another on r9k is redardo. are you redardo? or a girl? they added poster IDs to pol because those people are literally redardo and would just go in circles accusing people of being each other rather than talking about the subject. are you redardo like that?
>>82731600>>82731508its literally just a rainbow, you can tint, hue or arrange the colors however you want. in vexillology, flags are defined not by one particular image, that is a bitmap, a png or jpeg, or by a particular drawing, but rather by a definition *in words* or what the flag contains. for example, the flag of the US is defined as "seven red and six white stripes alternating, with fifty white stars on a navy field quartered at upper left." anything that fits those requirements is a US flag - the exact shades of red, white, and navy don't matter, and the exact arrangement of the fifty stars doesn't matter.analogously, the rainbow flag is simply "a rainbow running horizontally." you can make the individual ROY G BIV stripes any shade of those colors that you want, or you could make it a smooth gradient of colors. now that i think about it, though, the one in your image only has six stripes...i think that's the flag most people use but it's pretty clearly wrong actually isn't it? a rainbow has seven colors. there should be indigo and violet rather than just purple!
it should actually be like this, then.
>>82731508>People loved gays until the flag came upSimply stupid. Whatever we put up as a gay flag, homophobes would start hating on the thing.
>>82731621>first time i ever saw "nta" was like two or three years agoHuge newfag. Doesn't even remember moot
>>82729018will you sing to your bf like a morning bird when he wakes up?
opinions?>>82716296are we such a big source of seething for normie incels?
normie incels are a thing now?
>>82731778It's basically similar to what a cyborg is. Incel just means involuntary celibacy. All that stuff about being a loser with no job, fat, or autistic is just people add to it for no reason.Also, I live in the rural south if I wanted gay sex I'm stuck with closeted conservatives or black guys.
>>82731700He didn't say that, he said people would be less homophobic if the flag wasn't as ugly.His point doesn't stand in practice since the trans flag looks nice, but "cool lesbian animal symbolism or something like that" sounds awesome.
>>82731936>people would be less homophobic if the flag wasn't as ugly.That's bullshit. The flag could be anything, it could be made of gold. People hated us before, they will hate us after. The flag doesn't matter that much. I like the rainbow flag just to see christcucks seethe
>>82731752There's atleast one anon that complains about this gen's existence here every thread.
>>82731959Nta but the flag does suck though. Also calling them Christcucks isnt going to win any over.
>>82732046you think I'm trying to win christcucks over or something? What stray dog syndrome is this. They're the ones who proselytize new recruits and spread the cult, I'm just here chilling
>>82732059nta but +1 on the "winning anyone over" thingI'm not gonna debate on whether I should have the right to exist or not.
>>82731959>hur durr I remember when rainbow wasn't gay bruh it was children thing!!!God I hate them so fucking much. Rainbow suits us, we have personalities unlike them, different kind of personalities, but we aren't afraid to be colorful.This was the coolest version of the flag btw
>>82732070>>82732059+2>everyone should be allowed to have their opinion and be respectedlol, no. You think my existence isn't valid, and so do I about yours. Homophobes aren't people
>>82732059>>82732089>>82732070Gee i wonder why theres pushback. You could easily get most people in the developed world on your side including Christians if you dont insult them. The last few popes have even been progressive on gay rights. Just dont follow the trans community and ruin and gay progress for the rest of us. >>82732081That looks worse but i think a flag for a sexuality is dumb anyways.
shut up hue
>>82732141There's literally a subsect of christians that don't give a shit about what the pope says.I'm not gonna argue with someone who says I'll be tortured for eternity because I want a boyfriendI'm also not gonna argue with someone who says I deserve to be executed because I find men sexy.(You) can argue with them if you want, but I'm not going to, I shouldn't have to argue on whether a fundamental trait about myself (that doesn't hurt anyone) is okay or not.
>>82732240Just be specific when you insult them. I just dont want more people going against us because gays start insulting too many people.
>>82732257Now that's a fair point, I'm not the anon that said "christcuck" but I'll mention you're correct anyways.
I love boys (above 18) and think they're super duper cuteanybody else???
>>82732081pink isnt in the rainbow lol ROY G BIV, remember?
>>82732141>Gee i wonder why theres pushback.Probably something to do with 2 thousand years of homophobia in religion, not necessarily gay people misbehaving in modern times
>>82732328uhm no..don't know the lore
>>82732350What's wrong with this? Those 2 fag ass niggas in the fire be lookin chill mang
>>82732303chat, are these 2 boys chads?
>>82732141>You could easily get most people in the developed world on your side including Christians if you dont insult themMy dear pick me homosexual, you could lick christcuck boots all day long and they would still reject you as a reprobate sinner at best
>>82731508Nah the regular pride flag looks good. The progress pride flag looks ugly as shit though.
>>82732141Why should I not insult you for believing in something that's laughably false and also causes you to say and do evil things?
>>82732257People don't hate gays because we started hurling insults, anon. Hate was here long before that. Slow down with that pick me rhetoric, it's so asinine
>>82732141>The last few popesIt was one pope, the last one Francis the first. And guess what, the new pope hates us and already made claims against us.
>>82732359They were gay lovers, so according to christcucks they have been burning in hell for 400 years now and counting But no, we shouldn't offend their sensibilities, we should be obedient loyal dogs who only get hit but never bite backMiss me with that pick me bullshit
>>82732398I really miss Pope Francis...he did say things to us, but he was such a better person. Leo is a bureaucrat
>>82732356...have you ever seen a rainbow? theres no pink.
>>82732410He was the most pro gay catholic to ever live. Flirted with gay marriage even, said we should be able to receive a "blessing". I miss him too, anon. You only get one pope like that in a century.
the pope is the fucking pope and the church has always been against you, retards. learn your damn history, it will really open your eyes to your present.
>>82732417its a rainbow, there isnt a single number of identifiable colours in there. putting down 6 or 7 is a human choice.
>>82732422Pope Francis was an outlier, we are back at homophobic pope who turns his head away from a rainbow flag, says marriage is straight only and already called us sinners. Back to reality. Pope Francis was just a dream.
>>82732430right. it could be a gradient. but notably, it's a gradient of fully saturated colors. there's no pink in there.
>>82732410He also said that gays shouldn't be subjected to a moral trial everytime we tried to commune. He was really our pope.
>>82732436>>82732422>>82732398>>82732410But the catholic church is filled with closeted fags that molest children shouldn't you guys be siding with them and not the other way around?
>>82732453The republican party is too. Every convention crashes the grindr app. Hypocrisy and conservatism are sisters
things like pink and forest green only appear when you add in a light-dark gradient in addition to hue. the more you know!
I don't know shit about color theory because I'm retarded.I definitely break the stereotype that gays have fashion sense.
Cuphead slowly inspired quite a few games that brought back the 30s cartoon esthetic. One of those games, the dreaded gacha mobile slop is called acecraft and it's actually fun. Like, one of the better shoot em ups if you can handle everything bad that comes with gacha games.Spray n pray is a second good fps game I played lately. It's free and only 10-20 minutes of pure doom-like violence. Enjoyed every second of it.
>>82732485by the way, it looks like this has pink in it on the upper left, but that's actually fuchsia and magenta, and it's also kind of a lie to put it in a wheel like this, because red doesn't actually "connect" back around to purple. beyond red is infrared which we can't see (but snakes can), and beyond purple is ultraviolet which we can't see (but birds can). but anyway...
>>82732463>Conservative chuds can get laid on grindr but I can'tGrim...
>>82727074>top>pedo>probably prisongayboring
>>82732510To be honest you could get laid on grindr if you were up to casual sex
>>82732417I thought there was some gay loreYes, I know pink isn't into it, but this >>82732081 is way prettier than what we have now, with black and brown, ugh..Sorry black bots
>>82731805>closeted conservatives or black guysSo which one do you prefer?
>>82732528You don't have to broadcast to the whole thread that I'm out of your league anon, lol. Keep that to yourself next time.
>>82732531Already tried that as a last ditch effort and I still got rejected by everyone there for not being chad
Guys remember you can't find anything degenerate because you're degenerate to someone else. I am very smart!What? You think all political violence is bad? No we must kill people we don't like >:(
I wish grindr would just release the accounts of high level republicans, I know I know privacy but some intern or employee needs to take one for the team.I know it won't change anything, maga is a cult, they'll just claim the devil tempted them and all the typical excuses, blah blah blah need to pray it away.
>>82732421>>82732451>You only get one pope like that in a century>our popepreach!! He was a wonderful pope overall. He was humble, loved people, tried to fight the church's corruption and greed, but failed, was warm and kind to the people he met but had also a no bs policy. He was like a grandpa, he was everyone's pope, not just christians', he radiated a warm energy everywhere he went, that's why bigots hated his guts and called him a demon, he didn't just preach something written in old books, he talked with his soul, something those nutcases do not possess. We will never get another pope like him in our lifetimes and it makes me sad. Some said JPII, but he wasn't as open as Francis wasI will never forget him
>>82732535>>82731664 is the best imp and also its the traditional roy g biv rainbow which is the normal understanding of "rainbow colors." neither black or white are a part of it or even have anything to do with it. including "black" in the "sexual minority flag" is literally racist lmao.
I like how he posts ugliest cat possible which is an accomplishment considering most cats are cute
I think hue would find a bf if he stopped hording fag flags and pride pics on his devices. If he stopped doing that he wouldn't have to make up gym stories or pretend to have a bf when he spends all of his time awake on 4chan and reddit.
>>82732613if another country invades yours is it political violence to fight back? if a tyrant overthrows the legitimate government of your country, is it political violence to fight back?the answer is yes in both cases, of course -- being "against political violence" actually means you're against violence breaking out rather than the processes of civil government being followed. that's perfectly reasonable, but january 6th happened before any of these. trumpians crossed the rubicon nearly five years ago. they have no right to complain about people fighting back, and if they're surprised people are answering violence with violence, they're fucking morons. start shit get hit BITCH
>>82732502not into games nonnie but>Cuphead slowly inspired quite a few games that brought back the 30s cartoon estheticI love it, I'm happy to see more and more of it. Vintage and Nostalgia are quite great when they're not just cheap cashgrabs
>>82732664all of those games are cheap cashgraps that use a thin veil of "old timeyness" as a skin for the same old gamery crapthey have none of the freewheeling spirit of felix the cat
>>82727257>as you let deviants into your communityBut anon you're a deviant by the virtue of not being straight. You should embrace your pedophile brothers and sisters alongside your necrophile comrades. We shall march together with furries and their pets while they're fucking their pets. Clearly we have to own these hypothetical chuds so hard they never recover. We must design our life as total opposite of what they are instead of having our own opinions and values. This is the brazilian way as they say but in reality it's just bots. Beep Boop.
>>82732628I think pink works well with cyan so to include trans people as well, it's the lgbtq flag after all, at least it works better than whatever messy thing we have now. It would be polished and inclusive. It doesn't need to be an actual rainbow, just a very colorful flag, like unicorns! Unicorns are gay
I forget sometimes this general is just filled with bitter people
>>82732656So should people be gunning down magas in the street yet? I don't want a civil war.
>>82732721wanting to cut off your dick has nothing to do with loving who you love. entirely separate subject regardless of what you think about it. the rainbow is the whole rainbow already.
>>82732725trump became a state enemy on january 6th and anyone who supports him is signing up on his side of the civil war. you may not want it, but they're already fighting it. when they kick in your front door, how you gonna come? with your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun? whoa-oh, guns of brixton...
>>82732725I'm not saying I'd participate in it, because, who the hell wants to go to jail? But civil war? Kino
>>82732729it's a separate subject, but they're included because trans people did a lot for the movement. Earned their spot
>>82732751>>82732751they showed up after gay people won their rights and claim they were there too the whole time, just like all modern leftists it's riding someone else's coat tails. Trannies have earned nothing but scorn.
>>82732738Trump is mainly just a grifter who's goal is to siphon as much wealth as he can to he and his billionaire buddies before he's out of office. I have no worries about the future, even the ice deportations are mainly for show and to pacify his base, same with the deployment of troops to the cities. A dem is winning in 28, I'm certain of it.
>>82732751straight people also did a lot for the movement, such as by voting to legalize gay marriage in massachusetts in the early 2000s, which let people see that normal gay couples were just normal. do you want to add straight too?as a matter of fact, straight people are already in it. a rainbow includes all types of love already. if someone loves someone who wants to cut their dick off, or who has already done so, that's already included in the rainbow, because a rainbow is already all the colors, and so metaphorically it's all the types of love. you can't add more than everything.
>>82732774that's orthogonal (as the smart people say) to the question of whether or not he engaged in insurrection deserving a sentence of death on january 6th, which he did. it doesn't matter why he was doing it. he did it.we may be merciful in the carrying out of that sentence, or he may be pardoned if that's in the best interest of the country, but it doesn't change the facts of what he did.
>he purposefully gives himself booboos just so I can kiss them so they hurt less
>>82732723How can you forget that? These queens can't go one post without oozing bitterness
>>82732794how does that comport with all the singing we've been doing lately
If you unironically think the early gay rights movement was just nice respectable same sex couples peacefully wanting to be assimilated into normative society without any sort of gender/social deviance you are genuinely retarded
I'm in love with several 2d boys and it's getting worriesome
>>82732788He's an 80 year old already in poor health, I don't see him living much longer. Better to let him retire and spend his last days golfing or whatever than trying something and inflaming maga. The movement has no successor, it dies with trump.
>>82732816>severalslut
I love how chuds ignore my bait and let me spam the with 6 replies in a row because I have nothing better to do with my sad favela life
>conservative views and pearl clutching>look inside>it's a bratwhy are young gays so disgustingly prudish? They think they figured everything out but they know nothing about the story of who allowed them to exist wuthout at least hating themselves Guess conservatard influence really is doing wonder to the new gen
>>82732845I have nothing more to do with my boring neet life than get in arguments on a gay thread of a mongolian underwater kite flying forum.
we need a strong authoritarian powerbottom to moderate the thread
quick, share your 2d crushes!!!!
>>82729433No he wants wario to fuck him yay
I am a degenerate
>>82732372It was bad even before the progress one, remember the one with brown and black stripes?
>>82732922We aII are
>>82732985not as much as I am
I mean I'm really degenerate I'm into handholding and soft gentle kisses with your loving bf and only your loving bf
>>82732875Butters from South Park
>>82733024Still a sodomite always a degenerate
>>82733024I'm into handholding and soft gentle kisses with your scared bf who is with you against his will
>>82732729Ready to spread more fake news about prisoners getting top notch free dental care, you drooling retarded incel
>>82733036thats how my last few relationships have been :3
being abducted by a boy is totally okay as long as he's cute
I have graduated to frozen pizza for lunch instead of dinner because I'm starving and don't want hot dogs again. A new low even for me.
the warmest thing i want is a dude i can cook lunch for, to later lay down together, and rub our bellies and caress our necks, and i would play with his hair while he digests, and he would put on some tv show and we would hug....
>>82732762>they showed up after gay people won their rightsThey were with us from the very beginning, anon. They belong more than you, a filthy pick me sowing division
>>82732774>The guy who tried to storm the capitol and overthrow democracy is going to let go off power nice and easy I wish I had your optimism
I would like to cook for my bf too but I don't know how
I'm non violent and hate confrontation, other people have to fight for my rights because I won't.
>>82732851It's not every young gay, just conservative ones. Why would a gay ever be a conservative is a more pressing matter. Maybe it has something to do with racism or xenophobia. Maybe they hate immigrants so much they're willing to side with homophobes just to see immigrants getting deported. Maybe it's the upbringing. I'm not sure.
>>82733103he did last time, he's even admitted without admitting the '20 election really was lost, not rigged and the whole stop the steal nonsense was just grift that went too far.Face it Trumpism is done in '24, he can't run again he has no successor except Vance who'd get meme'd into couch fucking oblivion. The dems are most certainly on the path to flip the house and maybe senate in the midterms. He'll be another useless lame duck for 2 years and he's out of here.
>>82733103I swear the techbro billionaire cabal promised him anti-aging treatments if AI superintelligence takes off and half of this government takeover is just an attempt to force through permissive legislation for human testing and experimentation. There's a strong sense that biological immortality and a cure for aging might be on the horizon, and maybe even mind uploading and digital immortality beyond that. Or at least that it might be realistically possible in our lifetime.
>>82733163So the boomers can live forever and can continue to hoard the wealth? Total boomer death first.
>>82733082comfy comfy COMFY!!! What are you cooking?
Should lunch be the main meal of the day or something light to hold you over for dinner? Or does is it even matter?
>>82733192depends. If you work, dinner is the main meal imo
>>82733192Imo it kinda depends what you're doing with your day. Sometimes I don't even eat lunch. Sometimes I'm out of the house for 12 hours and then I need a good lunch to stay energized.
>>82733182he would roll a joint or open a beer while i make salad (he cuts the onions for me because i cant bear it >_<) and sauces, asado (picrel), on a sunday afternoon... maybe even on the park grills, right under the sun and the singing birds...
>>82732606You know I thought about what you said to me a couple threads ago, about your troubles with socialization and how others always made you feel left out and weird, and how you never had any positive experience socializing. And I think I get it. Hear me out. You have cPTSD. You have trauma from all the years worth of bad social experiences in school. And your feelings are valid. It's not your fault. Maybe you believe the things you do because that's what you had to do, when everyone else made you feel worthless and alone, when no one seemed to care about you or noticed your presence or felt your absence. You were invisible and that hurt you so bad it left deep scars on your mind. Nobody can see these scars, which is a blessing when you want to go unnoticed, but a curse when you're screaming for help and no one seems to hear a thing. So maybe you believe these narratives about chad and all because you must. You have to. That's what you had to do to survive, you had to arm yourself up, you had to build a wall and not let anyone get near you, so no one could hurt you. At first I thought these narratives were just delusions, then I thought they were only coping mechanisms, but now I realize they were necessary. You were necessary. You are necessary. And your feelings matter, anon.
I agree with Hue but he's so annoying I want to disagree with him
>>82733287Okay thanks for putting that much time and effort into your response here's my reply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmIXPaYAG4
>>82733340Okay mr chud, no more sympathy for you. You asked for itYou never really tried grindr or anything other than bitching and moaning because self pity is cozy and easy and you're used to it from years of untreated depression, self pity being your only escapade like a clutch for a cripple. Trying is hard, unknown, dangerous and there's a great risk you might shatter your entire world view when you finally realize that you were the problem all along, that you spent all these years alone for nothing, that you chose to suffer in a hell of your own making instead of doing something with your dead dating life. You wouldn't survive this confrontation after coddling your own ego for so many years and convincing yourself that trying is worthless. It's a stubbornness thing, like a kid throwing a tantrum.
>>82733399Okay mong
i will find a bf without looking for one
Why can't I be a pretty little wallflower and have a cute boy come and pluck me and make me his bf?
I won't find a bf with looking for one
Hue ylewisandthenews
>>82733526good one you made me laugh
Went to the teatern yay
>>82726861I'm a furry and I'm khhv. I met furries from all across the board from ones with triple digits (probably have STDs), single digit semi normies, and other fellow khhvs. Sadly, the khhvs are usually the most hopeless guys imaginable, like turbo autism to the point where other furries think they're weird.
>>82733638is it hard being a furry?
>>82733646No not really. It's a cheap, easy way to make new friends. I'm socially brain-dead, yet among furries I feel like I'm NT
>>82733646I'm a furry in the sense I like the porn but I don't interact with the community or have a fursona or anything. I am also a hopeless KHHV.
I'm so sleepy zzz
>>82733684You're not a furry then, story. A true furry must have his fursona
>>82733638Would you mind having sex with a non furry with your fursona on? I kinda like the idea of raping a guy wearing a fursona
>>82733751Yeah I'm down, I'm desperate enough, I'll let anyone hit at this point>>82733684The community is a massive mixed bag. I generally avoid any drama, and honestly I can't really bring myself to care most of the time and it somehow works out.My dream is to find another furry degenerate so we can trade pics and try furry porn poses. I might be too far gone lol
>>82733783If you're that desperate... You know where I'm going with this, right? Dating apps yada yada bla bla bla you could find sex in no time. 2 weeks to find a bf, 2 months for a husband
despite being constantly aware that millions have bfs with whom they do all the things I fantasize about, it still invokes extra sadness when seeing videos of couples
>>82733825Why do you do that to yourself my dear man Not watching couple videos, I mean not going out there to look for a bf
>>82733803I'm desperate but I also don't wanna put the effort because I don't feel like I deserve a partner. Maybe that's why I wanna be raped
so for how many of you was your nonvirginity related firsts (first erection, first orgasm) something memorable? i never had any sexual interest until the 6th grade, the past i'd seen people talk about being turned on by things in the single digits which made me feel like a late bloomer but it seems to vary a lot from person to person, but when i first felt "something" in the 6th grade boy's locker room i didn't know what it was i just knew i wanted keep feeling it, and despite accusations to the contrary i really didn't peep on my classmates much because i knew it was wrong to but i would look up locker rooms on google and search for images of shirtless guys even printed some out and kept them in a notebook, but then the internet being what it was in those days i discovered pornography and that was that so i went from having no idea what the good feeling was i felt when i saw my classmates in a state of undress to wanking to porn and pretty hardcore bondage and such at that. i do vaguely remember my first orgasm at least that i was like "oh wow this actually happened" because i thought they were something rare, it not usually being included in the free previews on porn sites since young me certainly wasn't buying anything and usually i just stopped after i felt satisfied at first, and so i just put my sheets in the washer and moved on i think that was like 3-6 months after i had discovered porn. anyway i just regret not really having any experiences outside of pornagraphy it feels like a waste i wish an irl guy had given me my first erection/orgasm instead of becoming addicted to looking at strangers on the internet
>>82733861I was just a little kid playing with my pp during shower when I had my first orgasm, really young too, probably 5 or 6. It was a purely physical sensation at that time there was no sexual thoughts yet
>>82733861You WOULD like anons talking about their sexual experiences when they were kids.
>>82733684i was the opposite in hs i had a fursona she was a red wolf named ingrid (i didn't troon and won't it was just a weird time in my life) but i've never liked the porn i just think cute animal people are funny, but the sexual side of the community kinda freaked me out, especially the ones that implied they were interested in real animals that way so i didn't really participate in it and lost interest.
>>82733874I miss not having to worry about cumming, I could just beat my dick unitl it felt really good.
>>82733861I was waiting for my mom at the salon and back in the day waiting rooms had magazines and one of those was a celebrity gossip magazine and there was a very beautiful half naked man in there and I felt a burning sensation in my lower belly and my heart was racing and my palms sweating it felt like an anxiety attack but that burning sensation in my lower belly was somewhat pleasurable Nowadays I know I was feeling sexual attraction for the first time, I was probably 8
Helping a shota with his first orgasm ToT
realizing im developmentally disabled means I can now use it to get me out of sticky situations. infantilising yourself is good occasionally.
When I was little I would "masturbate" by just touching myself, but I wouldn't actually reach an orgasm, I'd just be playing with it because it felt good. The first "orgasm" (in quotes because nothing came out and it just felt good) I had was in the car with my dad while I was listening to You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us in Prison by My Chemical Romance lmao
>>82733860>I don't feel like I deserve a partnerI can't get my head around this
I want to be raped because I deserve sex but don't want to seek it myself
>>82733874yeah that's what a mean it varry a lot since it took me twice as long to figure oit how to do it like >>82733908 i kinda miss just being able to feel satisfied without having to clean up a mess everytime, did yours make a mess everytime even starting that young or were you able to go back to the mess free ones?of course the shower is the ideal place to do it i always say i'm going to wait until i'm in the shower so there isn't a clean up but i just suck at self control
>>82733960Is that just laziness or there's more to it?
Meow who tryna fix me yay
>>82733861>>82733874remembering when I was a kid and seeing dirty video covers and really paying attention to the penises then later at bible camp I was in the showers alone because I'm really shy and I figured out how to jerk off by mistake then cumming and I was so young the cum was clear because there was no sperm in it.
>>82733971It's just laziness.I am OWED rape
All homosexual monsters should die.
>>82733970I only started ejaculating cum at 14 like most boys. I still remember seeing the white goo flowing for the first time. The rivers of life. Every masturbation until then was dry orgasms. I love shooting cum out of my dick though, don't mind the mess. I cum where I wish, when I wish.
when i was young i started off liking girls but then after a few years completely changed to boys
>>82734010Me too. I don't tell people this because they say I'm le fake gay even though I literally feel nothing for women now. I don't know why this happened, but I'm gay now
I wish someone would cum in me yay
>>82733992Why you monsterphobic? Didn't they suffer enough being trapped underground for so long?
Sans pretending to be straight so he doesn't die
>>82733998>I cum where I wish, when I wish.Good lord imagine how your room smells.please tell me you live alone.
>>82733952I think it's not feeling love as a teen or young adult. Concept of love feels so abstract to me, like why would anyone like me for who I am when there's so much better out there.
>>82734010>>82734018That's terrible for coming out because that shred of heterosexuality might become the ultimate repfuel like you could almost believe in the possibility of being straight since you liked girls at some point. Sometimes it's better to be sure you're a fag from infancy so you don't have to be confused about it
my bf calls me his tissue paper teehee
>>82734076I cum in my own belly and never clean it, I just let it flow down to my pubes and underwear and I don't change clothes and I stay all day smelling like cum
>>82734010you didn't just give up on dating modern women?
>>82734101he's not a prisongay
Would you bf someone who's blind first playthrough was the genocide route
>>82734108it sounds like he is though
>>82734117No he isn't. His bisexuality was meager and it faded with age. That happens a lot, both ways
Waa gimme attention waa
>>82734018Same, I faked having a crush on a girl as a kid and also "had a gf" in kindergarten, and as a result my mom thinks I'm a straight guy who's willing to be with men and doesn't know they're straight.I can't get a bf to prove her wrong so I'm just stuck with her hoping for grandkids that I'll never give her for obvious reasons, it's kinda sad really, she was gushing about how she wants asian grandkids and I just nodded along since arguing I'm gay without being able to prove it is pointless.>inb4, I'm not fucking a random man to prove it, I don't want my future boyfriend to feel like he's settling for a whore.
>>82734088i think if there was real attraction they're gay leaning bi it doesn't just change like there were times when i thought i "liked" my female friends growing up but once i felt attraction to guys for the first time it was completely different and i recognized that those earlier "crushes" were just feelings of friendship because it didn't have that warmth and sensations that feelings towards guys did.
>>82734138ok meow! but give it back when you're done.
>>82734128i thought sexuality couldn't change? isn't that what you say?
>>82734108NTA but I'm worried I might be prison gay
>>82734146I came out to my mom when she was bugging me about grandkids and I snapped and screamed "I'm gay you're not getting any grandkids from me" and boy she didn't like that for some reason
>>82734159Nyope why would I it's mine
>>82734165You filthy monstrosity. So is that what we are to you? A replacement for girls? A substitution? The lesser alternative? The consolation prize? Fuck you, straggot. Fuck you
>>82734163Sexually can't change - willingly. You can't change your sexuality at will, at your whim, based on rational decisions and morals and ideologies. You can't be converted into a different sexuality not even if you want to. It doesn't work like that. Sexuality is fluid and can change throughout life, but these happen spontaneously.
>>82734112Sure, I mean isn't Chara basically the gayest character in the game? They always gave me "gay prince" vibes yet I've barely seen others get the vision, the only exception being Ask Drunk Chara which was basically my gay awakening, I wish there was more yaoi stuff with 'em
Almost all straight normie guys have fooled around with other guys at some point.
>>82734150They might be a Kinsey 5 or maybe they went from a 4 to a 6 with time
>>82734173Thankfully I'm not at that point yet, but I honestly feel bad more than anything because it feels like I'm robbing my parents of a milestone human experience, even if it's not willingly.I wish I didn't have the tendency to push away and self-sabotage every friendship I have.
>>82734176no it's not! give it back!
>>82734112Yes, if they feel awful about it to some degree.I wouldn't trust a man who could kill Papyrus with no remorse in that run.
>>82734222The filename just proves you were in the trenches like almost a decade ago.
>>82734192I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation, I never had a gf nor a bf. I feel like I don't know who I am.
>>82734112yes, trooncore game that he's playing for whatever reason is a red flag except if he's killing all the cringe OC ASAP. Anything else and he's getting ghosted, but the best option is if he wouldn't play trooncore trash in the first place.
>he accidentally figured out you can kill anyone and succumbed to morbid curiosity resulting in genocideThis is ok>he is traumatized and genocide was a way of copingThis is okay-ish, but he needs lots of help>he is actually evil and didn't care about anyoneThis is not ok
im trying to draw a fantasy map anons :>
>>82734247Ogey here
>>82734404bf is in the christian witch's tower and I need to save him from conversion therapy!!
>>82734293You have no idea how true this is, I miss spending my teens just reading ask blogs and shipping charisk hard lol, it feels like I'm one of those Japanese soldiers still fighting after WW2, I just accepted that I'll always be like this I guess, it's alright to have a part of you still cringe>>82734375>he is traumatized and genocide was a way of copingYou have no idea how many fanfics I've read where this was the exact plot point
Gay is not OK.
>>82734146>she was gushing about how she wants asian grandkidsadopt a kid from communist 100 acre woods to save him from being put in one of of xinnie the pooh's honey collecting camps or being forced to fight in piglet's war
>>82733861my first orgasm was from my cousin and i "practicing for girls" by kissing and touching each other above our pants (i was 11)the practice obviously didnt work because all it did was make me a repressed faggot
In a utopia there would only be gays and lesbians.
>>82734427i'll include a witch's tower in it, and in my headcanon it will have ur bf in it ^^
In a perfect societyI would have the gigachad bf I truly deserve
>>82734225except antisocial types
>>82734534hawt, sad about the repressed part tho. i do think my cousin was probably my second crush after my older brother but i never fooled with either of them and only started to realize (consciously) how attractive he was after we were older and once he had a gf he dipped on us kids and just spent time with the adults during gatherings
>>82734225>tfw in any group of straights more than half have more experience with men than i do :'(
>>82734660Are you white by any chance? how not ori
>>82734720>Are you white by any chance?how does that narrow it down at all? isn't that the majority of the thread? if anything i'd think more wyboys would be getting up to that stuff since blahboys would be getting they father's belt if they were caught
I never did anything gay with my cousins meow
>>82733983>tfw no bible camp bfhow'd you get into the dirty video store? or did your dad had them?
>>82734790>The evil Kanye West
>>82734790did you ever go to the sauna with them? my grandpa took my cousin and i skinny dipping together once but all i could think about was being afraid a fish or water snake would bite my weiner so didn't really have any fun
I fapped to some real proper unhinged shit and now I can't forgive myself. The devil has claimed my soul.
>>82734805Meow>>82734842Probably I don't remember
>>82734871As long as it wasn't scat God will forgive you
>>82734790too ugly
>>82734404posr tesults
>>82734905I know that you are but what does that make me lmaoooooo>>82734871What was it
we ALL gave our cousins head
>>82734912i don't have enough progress of the one im working on now but i do have a picture of an older one ^^ here it is. im now working on seperate maps zooming in on provinces a lot more so the world will feel a lot bigger
>>82734915probably deformed since I managed to get graped by cousins friend !
I thought zoombies are supposed to be in school, why are these threads so active lately?
>>82734939thats pretty decent, very clean linesbetter than expected, worse than hoped for :>
>>82734941Is that the peak of your achievments
>>82734966and what if it is? can't a man be proud?
>>82734977Bombasticcc
>>82731508IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!! not the homophobia part (that is dumb) but it is ugly AS FUCK. Tranny flag is cute and idc what anyone says. You don't have to like trannies to admit that. Faggots are so over the top. They had to add every single color in the book. It's jus too much, ugly. I get the point of it but ugly it still is.
>>82734958thank you i think, if you have any tips i'd be happy to hear them
>>82731621Why did you let that anon die instead of sing that shitty cartoon opening? Why don't you start karaoke duets with story?
>>82735009dont like the names and i donk like island and the form on this one is lamedont like the diagonal lines on the buildings, very childlike, the can be cute but not deformedgeography is whack, there ought to be reasons for such mountains, rivers streams are meh too
>stopped working on hobbies altogether and am now just gaming before and after work and only doomscrolling during work breaksbros i'm slipping
you're gay? name all men
>>82735059alrighty well good to know
Meoww meowwwwww where husbie meow yay meow so true yet I do you know you'll never get smooched on aika vaikee sanoo ese on varmaan mutta
>>82734931Ha! I wish.
>>82732656Reminder the dreaded Jan 6th did nothing and caused no damage while blm riots lasted months, caused billions of property damage and happened during a so called deadly pandemic while no one gave a shit about COVID suddenly???? I guess the virus is ineffective against sheer will power of our proud blacks. Sorry African Americans and their European American compatriots.
>>82732721You tell them sister. Let's put indigenous amerikkan face on it to include our Sioux brothers!I can hear the gay voice out of your post you disgusting freak
Homophobes are worse than flamers
>>82735062Video games are a hobby
>>82735205No they're actually not. I don't like either but flamers are definitely worse because I get associated with them. Bugfucker.
>he doesn't know what kajmak is
>>82735225i've gamed my whole life to know it's not a fulfilling one for me. alas i am a lazy bitch who sucks at sticking with more productive things no matter how long i manage to hold onto doing it.
>>82735240Homophobe opinion, worthless
>>82727152>I would ask him how was your day and he would say it was alright dis gai catto has clearly never meeted a bottom.
new e-bf just dropped
>82733287>82733399Lmao hue doing his best nice guy impression ahahahahaIt's so fake. Everything he says. Just manipulation. This is why women hate "nice guys" btw
>>82735400Women hate nice guys cause they aren't chad as a bottom you should relate to this
>>82735356can't wait to have intense erp seshes with him for several weeks showing off every sex organ and part of our bodies completely sexually ravenous and wanting to grab and grope every inch before we start dropping the l-word and start calling eachother husband and wife before one or both of us gets cold feet when we realize past the honeymoon phase that neither of us are really good prospective longterm partners and start distancing ourselves before one of us sends the long break up message on discord that's so long discord packs it into a .txt file making it all the more ominous and either there's a mutual sign of relief or he's devastated and you or him have to play the role of support before you eventually stop communicating and you just close their message history on discord and maybe you message eachother a few more times but eventually cut contact completely (this has happened more than once)
>>82735429The one time I had a seriousish e-bf he lived in another country and we would talk and ERP a lot for months. Then at Christmas he sent me an Amazon gift card and blocked me. I think he had a wife or gf and wanted an escape.
https://youtu.be/-M-CjURME9E>tfw no miku bf
>>82735454pretty much how it goes. long distance is a meme unless one or both of you have the means and motivation to see the other semifrequentlyeven then the described previous post can occur. i know someone who literally moved across the country for a long distance and he got ghosted in response lmao. like fuck it's awful but so egregious it's kind of funny
I am not gay period. So you're telling me that I want to fuck my mother? I'm not but I do watch milf porn. I have NEVER EVER thought I MUST fuck my mother, right?The idea of doing this is revolting and repulsive. And you are a stupid if you think I want because I am not a child.Just because you CAN put your stupid Bluetooth dildo inside my ass it doesn't mean I want it there.Ah, ok. The racism accusations.I don't like even the white men.
>>82733684How many cats did you fuck Kenneth? I see you eying up Adelstein
>>82733922Bunny anon or bunnymutt, which one are you?
i fucking suck at blowjobs
if god could come down from heaven and end my pain that'd be pretty nice
>>82735603>i fucking suck at blowjobsi think that's blowjob work anon, isn't it?
>>82734939Oh wow that's actually good. Very cool anon.
it's taking everything i have to not drink right now
>>82735646This was me the entire weekend and then I drank yesterday
>>82735620i'm just that bad at it that it still doesn't work
>>82735465>long distance is a meme when you're a whore Uh huh. How profound.
>>82735663do you just quote random parts of a post and apply random logic to them and hit send like you're throwing darts at a target nigga what the ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU MEAN
>>82735658why not just fucking end it
I tried long distance for months but I was too scared to show my face so I broke up and claimed the reason was that we weren't compatible even though I was head over heels for him
the hotter person will always block the uglier person
>>82735706it's not easy to do and i hate having to do it given it is a defining moment so i get it.
>>82735659have you tried opening your mouth?
>>82735699oooo someone needs a drinkie
>>82735751i threw out 23 liquor bottles today just from the last 2 months of drinking
>>82735680Hey moron. Hey you absolute subhuman moron. Read the original post here>>82735429This is a whore talk. You are a whore. Of course ldr doesn't work for low impulse control losers who rush into e relationships with strangers they met and decided they like on day 1, usually only because of boredom and horny. That is not to be confused with actual e relationships which is just two people who love eachother but happen to live in different places. Blame internet for giving you access to people who don't live inside your house if you have an issue with that.
>>82735810>This is a whore talk. You are a whorethis is why i was confused. you are mistaken and wrong as that's not whoreish behavior. inb4 you, a lonely virgin, tells me they know more about sex and relationships than someone who has actually been in them.
If you're not a lonely virgin why are you in a thread for lonely virgins?
>>82735853i do as i please. now please hold your horses i'm waiting for this poster's next spergout.
>>82735828I'm a lonely virgin and this is making me insecure.
>>82735016its not karaoke. i know the words.
>>82735180"i dont know the difference between burning down a mcdonalds and attacking the congress of the united states while they are certifying a presidential election which i lost"
>>82735884there is nothing wrong with being one until you start talking mad shit abou5 shit you don't know while being one. don't be a retard like that anon (or god forbid even worse: talk emotionally unhinged while having been or currently be in a relationship)
>>82733043here's the difference between you and me. i said i could well be wrong about what i heard regarding dental care, and i admitted that i really just repeated something i heard somewhere. (something which i wouldnt even be opposed to were it true.)you on the other hand are still - a week later - using my repeating of a random thing i read once to dodge an actual conversation about something you continue to actively support. do you see the difference?if you said, "well, i did support bottom surgery as a medical intervention, but i was really just repeating what i heard about it being good for people to get their dicks chopped off, and if it turns out not to help people, then i'd change my view on it," then that would be a little more like me. if i were more like you, i might just call you an admitted stimulant user and observably deteriorating nut job who comes on a lonely gay guy 4chan thread to repeat the same things for hours on end, and then i might dismiss the idea of meaningfully responding to your post on that basis. as you see, i have not done that, but rather examined the subject all over again from the beginning, in a calm and reasoned manner, at least until i detailed what i would say instead of i were more like you.
>>82734871Was it illegal levels of bad? Cleanse your soul with abstinence
>mfw getting to see two car accidents at my intersection near work in one day
>my partner-OH NIGGA YOU GAY!
>>82736085oops wrong pic it's actually kinda fun
>>82736087>oh you mean your girlfriend?>nice to hear you and your *pauses* wife(?) *slight head angle shift* had a nice weekend together
I keep getting 90% of the way through a game and then never finishing it due to running out of steam. I don't think I've full completed a game in over a year.
>>82736245>running out of steamwat? valve made it limited? that's terrible!think about this way nonny one day you'll have a bf who will love playing the last 10% of every game with you saving him all thst frustrating beginning part of a game so he just gets to play with all of the cool end game stuff! i wish i had bf that would do that for me
torturing homeless people with fbf
My head keeps being owie
I generally only play open ended games now but unless it's very short I also suffer from not being able to complete a game.
slept for 14 hours I feel great
umm i think i was meant to be born in 1504...
>>82736383If I slept for that long I would wake up with a splitting headache, dehydrated, with a sore neck and still fucking tired.
I started playing Hades 2 and Digimon last week and need to beat both but I'm playing Pokemon Unite
y'all are grown men and should not be posting ts
mhmmm get they ass qween yaasss
how do I seriously hit on a guy friend who's probably straight without ruining the friendshipI really want to just know if we could be a thing, even if it's a 0.01% chancekeep in mind he is used to being hit on "ironically" by his straight friends
>>82736802People here don't know your friend dynamic, are socially retarded and such. This is a bad place to ask.
>>82736802just go for it dude what's the worst that can happen
>>82736814I never see him again and get ostracized by all our mutual friends
>>82736802I lucked out and found a straight bestie who likes homoerotic bromantic jokes and laughs it off whenever I try to lovebomb him and even let's me grope his bod when there's no one around.Very bad idea by the way, he is bound to break my heart
>>82736830unless you think there's a very good chance he's both into dudes and willing to have a relationship then don't try it. Just be happy being his friend.
>>82736830na dude cmon you got this it's all in your head
>>82736802Does he know you're gay? What's his reaction when you touch his shoulders or caress his arm or any other type of physical contact? Keep doing it see where it goes. Don't bring up any relationship talk "what are we" type of thing, addressing the elephant in the room: don't do that. Just go with the flow
will trump finally put an end to the alphabet mafia?
>>82736802Like another anon said it depends on if he knows your gay. I would suggest trying to give him a genuine compliment and see how he reacts. If you hang out together at night steer the conversation towards sex at some point and just ask if he likes men
>>82736342beating your little shit ass into the gutteri dont need help
Would you date a 33 year old man if he still had that twink look?
there ought to be more pictures in here
>>82737268Yes, I would date a 33 year old twink.
>>82737288what kind of pictures? I've got an out of focus deer
Finally took a shower, almost went a week and a half. I should go get my blood work done tomorrow but I don't think I'll feel like it.
>>82737334How do you just not shower for a week, don't you feel gross?
tfw no zoloft boy to babysit
>>82737329i mean..you know...piiiictures.
>>82737341ain't got uggos in my picture book but I can find one by next week, it's a big city
>>82737336I'm a gross person, once a week is completely normal for me, sometimes I'll go two.
its almost awooween
>>82737412still 3 weeks yet and still too hot where I am for a proper spooky season. Until the first frost and leaves change/fall it isn't spooky yet.
>>82737424they have halloween in florida too though. then again swamps are scary on their own. although maybe not if you live in one. hmm.
how do i make it illegal for men to look at me at any angle besides the good one?
please let me lick tummy
>>82737571no can do tonight anony, i need to shave first can't have you getting a hairball ;)
LISTENYOU FUCKIN NIGGAS GETTING TOUCHEDAPPLY THE PRESSURE WITH THE VVSI DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CHEVY
need Japanese otaku bf to watch mecha with...
>>82737664brad loves transformers
>>82737608>shorts that shortslut
cant wait for my falsebound kingdom to arrive. havent actually bought it yet cause the seller let my offer expire and then i forgot about it til now. but i will buy it. cant wait!
>>82737089i hope mom lets me sign up for this
where are the sovereign citizens refusing border patrol checkpoints and second amendment auditors walking around the neighborhood with assault rifles when you need them
I'm white so I don't have to worry about that stuff :P
y is my pp so dark :(
Threw up again waa where bf to save meeeee
>>82734797my dad had them hidden but not well enough>>82734405thank you meow, I now feel better about loaning it to you.
>>82738841Yay meow I'm tiwed waa
>>82734939pretty! You draw well
>>82738885sleep well Meow, sweet dreams!
>>82737268no, because I'm not interested in twinks. I'd date a 33 y.o. bara tho, even a 40 y.o. bara, 33 years old isn't old, how young are you guys?
>>82735635thank you so much :) >>82738922thanks, there is still so much more to perfect but im glad you liked it ^^>>82734958>>82735059sorry for being salty yesterday, i was in a bad mood and took it the wrong way. im glad it was a bit better than expected, but i wanna work on those things you mentioned. soon you might see a new version posted :>
>tfw no bf that draws fantasy themed fan arts of us
>>82738954anon if you were a magical creature, what would you be?
>>82738990i'd make as much shitty art for you as you want anon <3
>>82739000i've been compared to an elf a lot, so i'll go with that
>>82739016>elfyou're probably very cute and you sound cute
>>82739004don't call you art shitty!
>>82739025ah thank you :) it's hard to judge myself on looks because i see a lot of imperfections when looking in the mirror, but other people would probably be a better judge than i
>>82739037anyone can draw what i drew anon, but im glad you like it ^^ if you pick a medieval fantasy role you'd like to be drawn as i can give it a shot
I was like obsessed with maps when I was younger. Cannot draw to save my life, but Mario gave me this fetish, I used Mario Maker 2 to make fun custom maps, sad only style available was World. VG games maps are fun, the hint on what kind of level you're going to get into, how you could imagine that small scale map section into something wider
Pee comes out of my butt
>>82739127is it white?
>>82739215No it's pee colored (orange)
Page 9 New thread >>82739309>>82739309The better Halloween monster edition
>>82736802Go for light flirting like genuine compliments and see what the reaction isIf he has a negative reaction to it, stop.Also, Don't do anything too direct unless he's unconscious.
>>82737288I'm sorry about that, I tried but the people on here are autistic enough to recognize the type of images and filenames I use so any discussion I try to take part in gets hijacked with things I said before getting brought up again. Kills the point of an anonymous thread yknow?
>>82738780>tfw no upchuck bee eff whose hair I can hold while he upchucks
