/r9k/ - My mom has been cooking and serving me foid for 30 - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/08/25(Wed)12:59:35 No.82742460

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:59:35 No.82742460 Archived

My mom has been cooking and serving me foid for 30 years already.

Did you really believe I'd accept you not cooking for me, foid?

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)13:06:40 No.82742511

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)13:06:40 No.82742511

>>82742460
Your mother's been serving you foids? Damn, your mom's pretty cool I guess.

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)13:16:59 No.82742583

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)13:16:59 No.82742583

>>82742511
yeah she's based
I'm a proud momma's boy

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)13:28:28 No.82742651

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)13:28:28 No.82742651

>>82742460
i wouldn't choose you if this was the case lmao

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)13:41:26 No.82742751

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)13:41:26 No.82742751

>>82742511
>Your mother's been serving you foids?
not OP by my mom is in her low 70s and whenever I go somewhere with her she points out chicks to me. This started 25 years ago or so, she was teaching me to drive, I pulled up at a stoplight behind some guy on a motorcycle with his girl hanging on behind him. And my mom made a point of telling 13yo me "Hey, look, she's not wearing a bra. See? Normally you'd be able to see the straps through the back of her white top; but there's nothing there, she's braless"

I try to tell her that I appreciate her looking out for me, but I don't think she's really accepted (or even believes) that I'm a wizard.