>be me, autistic chink preteen>finally riding what I called "the big bus" after many humiliating years on the shortbus and thinking it was fucking unfair>sit in back w/ other normcore preteens while the kindertots sit in the front>pent up rage at seeing other kids get to bring iPads and phones on which they play cool games, after constant parental refusal to do the same (chinktard parents who thought giving me an iPad would be the end of the world, long story: >>82740749)>"hey normie can I play Minecraft for just 1 minute?">no>"hey norman can I play Dragonvale for 30 seconds?">no>"hey nermal can I pls play geometry dash for 1 attempt?">no>meanwhile Joe Normal with whom I share a seat is calling me a whiny bitch>so what I do is pin Joe down and faux chloroform him w m/ my hand>Ms. Spic Gomez the driver: "ANON, SEET EEN DE FRRRONT!!!">nah>YESSS>no u>YESSSHHH>fuck uand when mom hears I get no iPad timeLater, after behaving well enough to return to the back:>the normie boys:>"Anon, anon, the leprechaun, went to school with no clothes on!" (x3)>"Anon, anon, the leprechaun, went to school and died!"Idfk why that pissed me off so much but it rly did, and I NEARLY went to the front again>1 normie girl: "Anon I'm so sorry those boys are nasty let's talk"And then I proceeded to use her as a therapist for the rest of the year. She was better than my parents or the guidance counselor lol (I wasn't autistic enough to need legit therapy... back then)
>>82743813Fuck you i hope you have an aneurysm
You sounded like a miserable little shit who had an entitlement issue. Be lucky the other kids did not beat the living dog shit outta you for touching one of em.
>anon rode the short busstory gonna be real good
>>82743785This post is probably fake but its so entertaining that im saving it
It and the prequel are real. And since this site has a tarded length limit, that was only HALF of it.In both 5th and 6th grades, none of my friends were in my classes, which really pissed me off.During 6th grade, I almost returned to the shortbus after tripping an 8th grade boy. He had threatened to, quote, "break every bone in my body". But then again, I'm pretty sure I had pissed him off first.Then I saw Norman chase his sister Normette with his lunchbox after getting off his stop. I proceeded to do the same with some rando Normina at my stop, except this time I actually hit and she had to go to the ER and I had to go to a special school and the rest is history.I spent the interim "home instruction" playing GD on my iPad. Was sure mom wouldn't let me since that game's autistic af, but somehow she did. Maybe if I asked earlier she'd have said yes and it would've been therapeutic enough for me to not chimp out and I'd be more successful in life and be going to a public ivy (or even a real ivy) instead of my state school, or have a better job, like faang instead of unemployed. Maybe this'll be why I live with mom instead of in a suburban house with a good school district w/ a wife and 2 kids in 10 years.
>>82741077This is so far from true btw
No my thready thread don't die
No my thready thready thread don't die
>be me >9 at the time>with my cousins>throwing rocks over this tall fence in front of middle school because we were retarded children and bored>cars were parked on the other side but we made sure to throw over them >pick up this giant ass rock>brag that im so strong that I can throw it over the fence with one hand>they say prove it>throws rock wrong, it wobbles in the air >slams and shatters some poor bastard's windshield, made a loud crash on top of it>hear some guy scream "AYE">holyshit.jpg>we haul ass, keep running until we were at least 5 blocks away from the school
>knock at the door>it was the guy who screamed aye at us>he snitches and tell my mom what we did>we get 10 across the ass>my cousins are picked up by their parents, who probably gave them 10 across the ass too>no Xbox 360 for a week either, missed out on GTA Online update
>>82746760Do you happen to be black by any chance? Like, the way you say "gave em 10 across the ass" idk.
>>82747096Its a common saying Anon.
>>82747630Were the whoppings literal?
>>82748385I'm not giving you the satisfaction of being racist.
>>82743785>be me, elementary age mega autist>go to summer rec program run by town for 2nd summer in a row>this time my chinese cousin is w/ me>it takes place in the local high school>beg my mom to go to a cooler one that's overnight and in the mountains and woods>"no son what if u wet ur pants">it then became "no son what if u chimp out" and the only circumstance under which she'd consider it was if it were a dedicated sped camp>"son why tf do you even want to go to overnight camp, isn't it usually that the parents force them to go and they don't want to">"because that town camp is omega gay, mom">"well if you can't handle that you can't handle overnight camp">town camp has this 3 strike discipline system where each strike is a letter of "S-I-T">3 strikes = forced to sit in the cafeteria w/ the director, iirc>there are some kids I know from school, some from other schools in the town>some of them are this group of white girls who keep, I quote, "smothering me">I rebuff them all the time, being the autistard I was>have to play games like SPUD or kickball and keep bitching every time I lose>get SIT letters all the time>one day they did the Harlem shake and it was weird af>eventually town camp does kick me out, right at last week>mom omegaluls>eventually see those same girls again during 6th grade and the same thing kinda happens again>return to district years later and everyone's chill fsr>still a virgin
Don't let it die pls no
>>82743785oh, you like buses?
>>82751114Damn that reminds me>be same chink in high school back to district>trying hard to be normal around the same people and put my chimpouts behind me>issue is i'm a 2nd gen chink and everyone I was trying to befriend was like 4th gen white Amerimutt fratbro/sorority girl>acted rly gay in HS fsr>also sometimes hung out w/ the nerdy Asian guys, but felt less like one of them since I was a bit behind in acads/ECs due to my MS chimpouts>this naturally led to plenty of bizarre instances of me not feeling normal since I wasn't a member of a country club, didn't have a beach house, never went anywhere winter break, or never went skiing>COVID... oh boy>long story short it was rough>began experiencing gender dysphoria>partly due to the closures and partly due to my dad being a worrywort, I ended up learning to drive ~1 yr late>to this day I don't have my own car, "my" car is my dad's beatup SUV>thus I always took the bus to school while others were getting parking spaces, and driving to each other's places to do senior assassin or whatever>there was this one big major league sports game senior year a lot of my white friends of both genders showed up to that I sat out>junior prom still happened but with masks; I sat out>senior prom was awkward af, and I basically ended up going with some other autist males with our moms semi coordinating>tried to be a cs nerd in late HS and college but the jeets are outpacing me>ended up having separate fratbro, lgbt, and Asian otaku friend groups>abt to graduate a jobless cs virgin in <1 yr
>>82743785lets be friends add me bro (i'm a guy if it matters to you)barbaecu
>>82751850Contrary to popular belief I do have friends lol
