any failed wizards here? i lost virginity at 28
>>82745155did you have to lie about your virginity status?
>>82745158no I met a fembot here who's younger and didn't care
I've always wondered, do I still keep my magioc powers if I have sex for the first time after 30?
>>82745191How? Tell us your secrets
>>82745638ummm she made a thread here and added me on discord then we met after a few months and were dating now
>>82745715uh huh, and then a unicorn shot lasers out of its asshole while running across the rainbow
OP is a lucky skunk.Honestly I don't feel that maladjusted socially as far as robots go but I've never been able to close the deal with a relationship. I think it's cowardice plus a weird lack of social trust.
>>82745155Lost my virginity at 27yo.It literally solved my problems. I got more disciplined, went back to school and finished my degree got a job, lost 120 pounds, learned to over come social anxiety, bought a car and bought a condo. It literally was a turning point, to bad the sex wasnt that good.
>>82745725You're telling me that while I was doing threads crying about my social retardation and complete ineptitude about women, anons here were getting laid?
>>82746121You didn't realize that every one of us here just finds it funny to larp as incels? I just had a hook up yesterday.
>>82745158I lied about it to lose my virginity at 28.
>>82745155lost mine at 17. still makes no sense considering she was a senior and i was a junior and she just did all the work for me. approached me, everything. ended up at her house and from there i'd just go over there for nights on end and i'd lick her butthole and creampie. although i did use condoms for the first long while, then none after. i just assumed she had birth control and knew what it was since she was older than me lmfao.... i never saw her pregnant so i guess that's all fine. totally undeserved considering i didn't even know who the fuck she was, apparently she saw me at some track meet, i don't even fucking know the entire thing, i just remember being at her house and then her stopping by at mine if i didn't go to hers. would love to reconnect with her but she's in some other fucking state or something i don't know, and is all uppity, she changed a bit. i guess it sort of makes sense since it's been like 14 years since that particular girl
>>82745158no woman has ever asked me such a question. my ex did ask me how many girls i've been with, but she's a fucking retarded norman so she can go shove a rattail rasp up her ass. she has a perfect family and yet says whatever her phone tells her, straight cancer. she'd only do that though every now and then as i did keep a tight reign on her because i knew how she could be, so i had to keep my thumb over her, that dumb fucking girl
