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Culross, Fife, Scotland edition
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>>82787020
Thank you for making a new thread.
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>>82787020
Looks nice but I'm glad I don't live in Scotland.
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Nu breadinghams

And it lush X
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Just had some cheese on toast and found out it's 20% less fat. It was like chewing on playdoh no wonder it tasted like shite. Not happy next time mum goes Aldi I will say get the proper stuff not that 20% less fat muck. Thanks.
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It monday morning, time to get ready for work, chaps
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Just woke up on that living room floor again. Garn on a late night walk/early morning walk me lmao.
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Ere man just keep pouring them and I'll keep drinking the fuckers. Simples x
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Garn night walk nows x
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>>82787389
Any reduced fat dairy is rubbish.
The gf got green milk the other day and I almost poured it all down the sink in front of her.
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Tiny mong with an alcohol dependence
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Propped up in bed and planning my funeral
I can't think of a good reading
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Just got back homes from me night walk. Proper Silent Hill vibes out there. Having a few wokkles now then garn crash out x
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Garn straight edge starting today de lads, it a new era
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This is the end x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSXpshaHQw
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>>82787671
No people going to work? Are all mackems NEETs?
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>>82787683

Aye passed some people getting in them work vans. Fuck em lmao.
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Knocking back this stella now x
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They said Helper's world collapsed

Nothing ends x
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Ian Watkins is fucking dead and am getting wissed me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsLtExsZow
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>>82787753
We should have just roped the cunt straight away
It's what the people want
Always cheer the nonce deaths on prison, so why do we need to feed and house them for years beforehand
Same with the violent criminals
Just kill em
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HHL era shit x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
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>>82787775
>We should have just roped the cunt straight away
>It's what the people want
But enough about HHL
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>>82787775

Ngl Ian Watkins getting snuffed out has just gave this country an energy it hasn't had a for a while. I dunno how long we can maintain it but it feels like things are bouncing again.
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>>82787802
The energy to drink on a monday morning?
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Knocking back these last stellas now x

End of an era for me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI
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>>82787849

It's over lid x

Just enjoy the collapse x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zv5Cvg6pM
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3I/ATLAS goes down the Solar System for me x

Hope it comes here. Time to shake up things up on ol' planet Earth x
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>>82787867
>It's over lid
Not for me
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2018 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8
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Garn shop in 10, need more food
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Me and me mates we finna get fooked up
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>>82787901
End of an era de lod x
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I can restart them late night strategic operations anytime I want.

Remember that x
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>>82787916

True de lid. Full blown collapse mode now x
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It clickbait thoughs x
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Finishing off these stellas then garn maccies for me brekkie. Fuck it x
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Shut the fuck up you useless twat
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Voluntary work lid messaging me. Mate just let me mong out on me own ffs lmfao. Nah he's a sound lad to be fair. I'll see him on Tuesday.
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>>82788049

Pipe downs x

You work so I can live x
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I find myself inspired this Monday morning
I am PROUD to fund Helper's lifestyle
Have a hash brown on me, lad
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>>82788073

Based af. Garn maccies in a bit me. Got them monopoly stickers. It on for free x

Who cares if society thinks I'm a loser. Society is cooked anyway x
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TOMMY going court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtGX1-_1Gc
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Thread would be comfy if helpermong would just fuck off
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>>82788080
Quite like a hash brown from them but the muffins ain't for me.
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hey native bros

"the rates of Japan had only been at about half the rates of the world and carry the expectation that they will hit 3.5% in 2026"

is this sentence grammatically correct? chatgpt said the tenses "had only been" and "carry" are mismatch but i think its just short "the rates of Japan had only been ..... and the rates of Japan carry an expectation...." which is correct?
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>>82788095
It's surprising he hasn't grown out of that loser phase considering now 30s, most people start getting their lives together by the time they hit 30
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2025 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
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>>82788110
What rates are you talking about?

Probably better to change to

"The rates of Japan were roughly half that of the rest of the world and..."

Would probably scan better
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It will pick up x
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Medicine. Medince is what it is x
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>>82788110
It's a bit confusing because the birth rate itself does not carry any expectation.
I would amend it to:
"the birth rate of Japan had only been at about half that of the rest of the world, and is expected to hit 3.5% in 2026"
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>7am
>night walk

Basically a rule of thumb that if dog walkers are out and people are heading to work it doesn't actually count as a night, that's just morning.
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>>82788131
Its just an essay writing homework. I doubt any of the datas are real
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>>82788160
>the rates
>the datas
You seem to have an issue with pluralising words.
It would be the rate, and the data.
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In Devon for granbergs funeral me, spent last night getting drunk with the cousinbergs. It nice time.
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>>82788153
Ok thx
>>82788169
Oh ok
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Little fat bald black spastic
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BURN EVERYTHING X

CROSSY KNOWS THE SCORE X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
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>>82788121
Not that surprising, most people have to deal with the consequences, helpermong is coddled in a care home
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Garn maccies now

LMFAO SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
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>>82788198
He won't be if he carries on the way he is. Hel fuck it up with his alcoholism and be removed.
He's young enough that if he gets help there's a chance though. Longer you leave it though...
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>>82788205
6IX9INE is a little bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ
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Garn maccies now

Might get a crate of stella on the way homes

It's fucking off the chain here lids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
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Garn macccies now

It's all taxpayer funded x

Fuck the lot x
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>>82788231
Just get some vitamin water and go past the pharmacy for nytol and sleep it all off after food.
Or do what you want your an adult.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQT-85-4zLY

Phwoar imagine having your chinkyslop delivered like that
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Sandra won't be happy
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>>82788110
cor normally i'd be all over picking apart agreement(TM) in grammar, but this is a tricky one.
it's the head word of the noun phrase innit, so the RATES of <whatever> ARE. could be the rates of one bean, could be the rates of beans, could be rates of collective beanness.

that Liam Neeson in Taken, what he has IS a particular set of skills. what a fool.
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on that frappegrind.

no wetamine for me today. keeping it clean.
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>>82788226
We can only hope, but the care industry makes too much money from people like him. Nobody from CEO to spacker janny cares to stop it, he keeps them employed, all parties require the highest occupancy rate possible, and there is in fact a limited supply of spackers willing to live in these facilities, most want to be independent. The revenue is insane too, the housing component of his UC goes straight to the care home, probably with a top-up from him, why do you think he has a meltdown when his PIP is stopped, that's his spending money. Then the local authority pays thousands for every resident. It's ironic that he thinks he's the winner in this situation, the wagies are raking it in off his back.
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>>82788284
>We can only hope, but the care industry makes too much money from people like him. Nobody from CEO to spacker janny cares to stop it, he keeps them employed, all parties require the highest occupancy rate possible, and there is in fact a limited supply of spackers willing to live in these facilities, most want to be independent. The revenue is insane too, the housing component of his UC goes straight to the care home, probably with a top-up from him, why do you think he has a meltdown when his PIP is stopped, that's his spending money. Then the local authority pays thousands for every resident. It's ironic that he thinks he's the winner in this situation, the wagies are raking it in off his back.
fascinating
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>most people start getting their lives together by the time they hit 30

look where you are.
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no coffee cubes in.

few tramadols instead.
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In that maccies now
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>>82788329
what u getting
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>>82788311

Mate i live in Sunderland. Everybody here is a borderline loser. We're the loser capital of the UK.

Kate Middleton knows the score x
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HHL is doing well by mackem standards.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE I BOUGHT A SPACKER FOR 50 PENCE
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>TAKE OUT
>sitting in

HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
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>>82788345
Did you get Mayfair my lid?
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Apple Watch bought for 800 sold for 350. A nice cash injection for our mark. It lush.
https://www.youtube.com/live/_aox-FUAomw?si=Gx-IfPlZNjHo-Dqg
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>>82788360

Monopoly sticker on drink have me 6 chicken nuggets or a double cheese wurger. You taken them Ws de lid x
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i consider OC
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I still feel bad about Ian, lads.
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>>82788439
he did some things i disagree with, but i think people will remember him for his music.
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OPIOIDS JUST KICKED IN YO
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ooo aye i am comfy.

hope yous are comfy too.
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Reminder to bleed your radiators
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>>82788552
i only have storage heaters

i'm actually letting air OUT atm because i have no control over these fuckers at different times of day (hot on morning, cold on night, doesn't matter what i set the input/output dials to)
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living my best EPC-rated D life x
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>>82788511
Cooorrrr, rate your constipation out of 10 right now lad
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>>82788579
about a 6. on that sennagrind.
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Back homes from maccies and having a few more wokkles ngl got quite emotional there x
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If doing opioids causes you so much trouble, why not just stop taking opioids?
Are they really THAT good? Never done drugs me.
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>>82788600
hope you can take it easy, lots can go wrong on a Monday morning maccies mish x

>>82788606
they help with the chronic bladder pain from abusing ketamine. being womfy is actually just a pleasant side effect
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Just sticking to the drink from now on me. Cba chasing wags anymore. It's a mugs game.
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>>82788606
He's addicted, lad
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>>82788606
Well yeah people ruin their entire lives for them so I reckon they're pretty good.
Me? High on life.
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>>82788619
yeah drugs are for mugs that's what i'm always saying
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Washing all my trainers, on the 4th pair now
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Still can't believe Ian Watkins is dead.

Truly the end of an era.
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>>82788600
>ngl got quite emotional there x
we know lad, we know
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>>82788619
Translation: you've ran out of money
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>>82788624
there are worse vices
e.g.
>Ian Watkins
this guy.
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although i want to clarify that i am addicted TO addiction
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e.g. i can stop the painkillers and my insides hurt, but then i can get womfy on benzos, but i'm not addicted to benzos because i can trade those for ketamine, but then the ket knacks my bladder so i need painkillers.

you could call that addiction, but that's like saying you're addicted to repairing furniture with different tools.
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>>82788638
>you've ran out of money

I just got my bennies lid. I'm temorarily minted x

Just got them euros for that Dublin trip x
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>temorarily
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>>82788662
chin is a willy.
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>>82788672
I prefer Willard these days.
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imagine if some lass was proper into you and it was well sexy than she goes
>now i'd like to suck your Willard.
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>>82788684
I'd be like, my willard is wellard.
*unzips benis*
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>>82788368
im assuming this is one of those instances where he gets it on pay in three and doesn't pay the rest?
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>>82788653
You're a moron. Addiction doesn't have to be one specific substance and intermittent usage doesn't absolve you from addiction, for example, helpermong isn't on the cocaine right now because he has no money yet he is still addicted to cocaine.
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>>82788703
I think he used his dads inheritance cash to buy it he spent about 5k on useless gadgets and now he's skint again.
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Inbetweeners coming back next year, it will be all woke and shite with trannies and blacks in wheelchairs in it. Not interested!
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>>82788708
i agree. i consider myself an alcoholic even though i don't drink. all alcohol in the world could be spirited (heh) away and alkies would still be alkies.
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>>82788653
>ketamine
I've done it before but fuck that shit. Reading stories on the news of like 14 year olds needing their entire bladder removed having to piss through a catheter for the rest of their lives. Think I'll pass.
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Kinnel party temporarily over x

Have to take me PS5 back to mines x
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>>82788723
the movies weren't good, it's just less funny when they're adults who can do whatever, they're not in school struggling to get served/laid.

some sitcoms might work for a 'where are they now?' Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads follow-up/special but frankly it's just not that interesting.

heard the Goodnight Sweetheart one was decent. but i never actually finished that. womfy, but the recasts killed it for me.
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>>82788732
i think it could have some genuine use as an antidepressant, but as a recreational drug yeah it does nasty stuff.

stick to doing ketamine in gay clubs. take painkillers or smoke weed if you want a cosy day in.
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That's Dark Souls 2 finished and done.
Very good game, I can't believe so many people dislike it.
Not sure if I want to go straight into DS3 or if I should play Sekiro instead next.
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hmm, 250 quid of my overdraft remaining.
whether to buy food or play it safe...
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>>82788809
wasn't that Bloodborne between them?

never played any of them but they look cool.
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>>82788810
With food price inflation, the smart play is to spend all 250 quid on crisps
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>>82788809
Go straight to Dark Souls 3 then Elden Ring or Bloodborne.
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He's a 40 year old man but he's taking his PS5 to his friend's houses like he's 15 going to a sleep over. Wild.
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>>82788810
Set a little aside each month and but bitcoin
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>>82788818
not a bad shout.

regret not bulk buying more of these from Amazon tbqh. not only are they back up to full price (8.50) they're out of stock right now
>Usually dispatched within 1 to 3 weeks
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>>82788823
Elden Ring was the first souls game I ever played and I'm pretty done with it.
Played DS1 and 2 now, I think they're both brilliant. Not sure why I waited so long to play them.
I think it's that I tried Demon Souls when it first came out and got annihilated, so I just ignored Fromsoft games.
>>82788814
I might get to Bloodborne, but I will have to emulate it and I can't be arsed right now.
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>>82788836
was thinking this, but the DWP will get arsey looking at my statements. they're getting more and more invasive about how lids spend their money. even the actual vendors are required to check your ID now. for an online purchase.

you have to sell them on, anyway. even them 'stable' coins could go down. so for me, it's a 20 quid Steam gift card every week.
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What happened to that lad who was on UC and he was buying gold bullion? Made me laugh that.
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Elden ring. That's what your granddad call your grandmas arsehole
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>>82788866
how did he do off it? kinda wonder that about those Ron Paul cultists back in the day.

pre-crypto NEETs who were obsessed with forex must either be millionaires or suicide victims by now.
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>>82788863
I dunno, are they really gonna get arsey over 50 quid going to paypal? Just tell them it was for house maintenance or something.
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The Welsh, Scottish, and Irish's only defining personality trait is always how not-English they are. What a shallow and boring people. At this point you're just Aldi English people, get over it.
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>>82788863
>it's a 20 quid Steam gift card every week
Sound investment strategy
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can i honestly say that 0.00 of my social security income has gone on drugs? no.

but nobody would question the businessman who buys a latte, or rides a train.
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No one will give him a job. Not rite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgRQvJ_Hlo
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>>82788911
didnt he say he'd never work
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Have a serious problem with ordering deliveroo/just eat. Bought Costa for the 6th day in a row.
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>>82788914
move to the country mate
no one fucking delivers here besides phone orders or pickup, or the few that do are shit (looking at you dominos)
i miss being able to deliveroo banging restaurant food so bad bros
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>>82788886
It's not that they aren't distinct really imo, they obviously are, but it's just without the framing of 'being part of England' they would be some of the most parochial, non-entity civilisations in history. There are a few Scottish people who made some names for themselves, but again mostly just through being part of England, serving English people, working in England etc.

England is the main character of the universe. Wales, Scotland and Ireland are barely sentient in comparison. If England never bothered to do anything with any of the countries, they'd be the equivalent of Togo, Bhutan and Solomon Islands - literal 'huh, what?' countries.
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>>82788911
Imagine this fucking creep appearing and stuttering at you in the middle of your shift.
Scary stuff.
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>>82788918
NTA, but must come in to defend milady Dominos. Truly the most blessed food in creation.
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>>82788913
It's for attention and sympathy
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>>82788934
Nah Dominos is arse, it's the worst of all the pizza joints I've tried. SOMETIMES it can be good but I swear it depends on the store.
Back in the city I'd have gotten pizza from anyone else well before Dominos. Now it's my only option and I regret it each time.
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>>82788961
Then I'll sympathise when he isn't richer than most of us.
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>>82788914
yeah i can't afford it but it's scran, it's here in half an hour. takeaway prices, but then you can get food shopping now.
marked-up to fuck obviously, but i've just given up at this point. used to be all frugal going round different shops, now it barely matters.
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Just imagine if they found a cure for TMAU or he never was born with it.
He'd be earning six figures right now. He's naturally one of the hardest grafters in Britain but nobody will give him a chance. That get one whiff of fish or shit and run a mile. He'd start work tomorrow if someone would have given him a chance. He missed out on so much, he missed out on a family, on a wife and children.
He sees people go to work in the morning and just wishes it was him.
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they also need to sort all this extra charges/loyalty card/data harvesting crap.

i know schemes have been around forever, but they actually felt like a bonus, to incentivise you. i've gone from Linux privacy nutter to forking over my details to Tesco. when they're already a shop, selling things.
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miss when it was "if something is free, YOU'RE the product"

now they have it both ways. watch Netflix start doing adverts or something.
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I haven't seen the 'fascinating' lad here for a while
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>>82788994
If I was a politician I'd legit outlaw "cheaper prices if you sign up". Actual scam.
Bonuses/vouchers made perfect sense before.
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>>82788911
>If he woulda said to me 'we can't get enough staff, we're short-staffed', you know what I woulda said to him? 'I'll see you in the morning, Monday morning'.
Absolute horseshit. He would've complained about his back or his hidden disability or he's out of breath or something and can't work got doctor's appointment he can't work he want to but can't it terrible it n-n-n-not his fault!
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Go downstairs and hang out with your parents for a while.
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>>82789007
Good news anon, it's already here!
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>>82789017
How is it a scam? The deal is you sign up and they get your info to be able to advertise to you and you get a percentage off the prices of stuff in their store.
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>>82789027
He's schizophrenic, lad. They tend to be overly paranoid which makes them absolutely terrified of any sort of tracking.
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>>82789027
Because people who don't want to sign up get shit prices. It's not a "scam" in the sense that it's an illegal conjob but its fucking unfair as hell. "Let us harvest you or get fucked" vs "let us harvest you in return for extras"
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Back homes and knocking back them stellas x

My era
My world
My everything
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HHLs on a bender uh oh
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>>82789039
Mate, you don't have to shop there, jesus christ. Are you actually such a spastic that you're seething over the concept of a loyalty scheme? Kinell mate, get some fresh air.
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should be like ye olde market rules when the shops are the ones giving a baker's dozen.

not the other way round where we're going "oh please shop, bestow a discount* upon us!"

* the old/normal price
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>>82789041
>My era
>My world
>My everything
My britfeel, bitch
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Helper's world is finally collapsing. It sad to witness.
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>>82789049
loyalty scheme should be something like 'buy 5 coffees, get the 6th free'. and even then if they so much as asked for my email address back in the day...no? i just don't want spam.

but you know very well nowadays it's two-tier pricing, the equivalent of making the coffees more expensive UNLESS you sign up.
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Launch the fucking Scuds x

Helper regime might be collapsing but we're going out with a bang x
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Helper Regime collapsed a long time ago.
Seethers have ruled /britfeel/ for well over a year at this point.
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>>82789066
Just press unsubscribe if they send you an email, also take your meds
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>>82789066
>but you know very well nowadays it's two-tier pricing, the equivalent of making the coffees more expensive UNLESS you sign up.
Yes, this is looking at it from the other direction. So? They've got to get something out of it to be able to offer you lower prices. You know that supermarkets already have crazy thin margins, right? Not to mention that the discounts are a big joke most of the time, pennies off even for basics. Calling it two-tier pricing is disingenuous.
Also, you can just unsubscribe from any emails you get. I really do not see much of an issue here, but maybe I'm just a bit more aloof when it comes to this sort of bickering.
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>>82789042
third (?) day in a row
it lush x
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HHL loyalists abandoning their positions on the A19 as NATO forces advance on Sunderland. A few die hard loyalists launch scuds at Europe. They are intercepted over the North Sea.

It over x
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Had a quality wank to some AI pornography. That shit is getting really good.
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there was that thing in World of Warcraft where they didn't want people to play all day so they went
>as you keep playing, your XP gains go down
and gamers were annoyed, so they changed it to
>if you take a break, you gain an XP bonus

mathematically the same, but people were happy with the latter system.
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>>82789084
>>82789085
i was just using coffees as the pre-app-age example. stamps on a card. really was simply a bonus, gets you back. they're selling coffees, that's a win for them.

if a can of pop was 50p in Tesco, it's now 65p but 50p with the Tesco Clubcard. even if it was as simple as you opt into a purely anonymised raffle-number ticketing system with zero data transferred anywhere, i would STILL think that's wrong.

if you don't NEED an account (e.g. online shopping) i think it should be the law that they have to sell things for a fixed price with no gimmicks. you're handing over money. it's a shop.
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Inform the apus that Diane Keaton has died.
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Bit of ol' Mambo x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
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>>82789118
mad how that sticky is still on /tv/. only 703 replies, too.

tbqh Ian Watkins was bigger news. i don't even know who Diane Keaton was.
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I wish I had the autism that made me good at guitar, or video games.
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>>82789116
>it's now 65p
No pal they're not increasing prices, you've got it completely backwards, the can of pop just costs 65p and they're giving you a discount to 50p if they get the demographics data on who is buying the can of pop.
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Ian Watkins is fucking dead man x
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In our permissive society, which we have inexplicably created, people are free to be anything they want. Trouble is, people don't have it in them to be anything at all.

Food for thought this Monday afternoon.
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>>82789145
Sure you were best buds with him you fucking nonce.
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Corrrrr! Cracking deliveryburg today. Big thick hard case for Return of The Living Dead. It lush.
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>>82789150
>oh no I have to BE
Guess what anon, just like a pirate, you ARE
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>>82789133
i don't think the Tesco Clubcard gives you the 'power to lower prices' lad, i think they've set the prices higher and the Clubcard price restores the 'old' price (or what it would be, even accounting for inflation).

you can go read countless news, Which?, etc articles about this but i have the feeling you understand this one already. but maybe that's my schizophrenia talking ;_;
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Ian Watkins getting snuffed out has awoken something in Britain.

Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooo x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA
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im coming to the end of a 3 week holiday andit made me appreciate the neet life
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https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
>map still down
FOR FLIP'S SAKE.

can any drivel dousers tell me where the compass is currently pointing?
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>>82789187
Ian Watkins wouldn't want you to get a bag
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3I/ATLAS is coming x
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>>82789209

I'm not getting a bag in. Even tho I easily could. Sick of wasting my money on wrugs.
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THREE SUNS IN THE SKY

THREE SUNS IN THE SKY
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Get the bags in, and the slags in.
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more like Sunsunsunderland
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>>82789219
>Even tho I easily could
Obviously you can't
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more like retardland
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keep the wrugs away
embrace being gay
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stop seething
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Rattling off these wokkles then might go on a mission. Might go Middlesbrough me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR8eYIAuDM
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Western forces have reached the White House x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIXFnEEs3o
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>>82789245
>triple rainbow
I only see two
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>>82789280
here you go, fixed it for you.
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got a negative k/d on battlefield. im really bad at it
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>>82789292
can you delete your account and start over?

become some lad who's never once died. cor.
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>>82789292
im one of the worst people ive ever seen at all games like that desu, given up playing them and saved myself some money
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>>82789279
I never click on the youtube links you post
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>>82789287
There's still only two
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President Trump requests Greeland or Alasaka x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
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>>82789287
this pic looks like ai desu
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like in the classic film Red Sonja where that bloke has never been cut once even though he's living in some gladiatorial slave pits.

then (spoilers) Red Sonja nicks him a bit when they're saying farewells. means he's hers, because she thinks men are property.
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Safe passage x
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Drunk on a Monday afternoon. Sort yourself out, lid.
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>Even tho I easily could
I love how he always says this as if it's some kind of brag.
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nice to see some cinematographers still understand colour grading.
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>>82789324
Sean will never stop drinking. Alcoholism runs in his family. It's his destiny to die drunk.
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so many uploafs today! mark is busy busy busyy. apple watch and desktop sold for a lovely cash injection my leeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTE8wBzuR1A
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The Lord of the Rings? more like The Dark of the Blues.
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I know what Reuters is x

It's American x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
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what do you get from posts like
>you are bad
is it that you feel good? be honest
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Reuters doesn't sound American to me x
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Hong Kong?

So China?
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>>82789388
No no no. Fuck off
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>>82789331
Yeah mate I'm sure the majority of professional cinematographers have no clue what colour grading is. Thankfully though, you do. Have you got in contact with them to let them know?
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ping pong?

so tennis?
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>>82789395
you're very sarcastic today.
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i said ping pong balls, not King Kong's balls!
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Small penis?

So HHL?
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>>82789400
I dunno, I feel like your post was pretty fucking galling all things considered so thought best not to let you get away with it.
You really were implying that the bulk (maybe all?) professional cinematographers literally don't know what colour grading is. That's absurd, lad. Maybe I couldn't let that go, but the fact that you were posting, again by implication, an example of what you thought was good colour grading showed me that not only did you make an absurd claim that's obviously untrue, but that you thought you have better knowledge of colour grading than the bulk of professional cinematographers. Again, absurd.
Maybe you were only implying you had better taste? Big stretch either way, not gonna lie.

Bottom line is I thought you needed to be taken down a peg.
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>>82789417
Looks a bit like Sean's dad
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>>82789421
seans dad would never wear blue its not his colour
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seen a lot of people come and go
but i know who's there for me x
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>>82789433
I recognise a few anon lads here and there and I know they recognise me even though I'm anon. It comfy.
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>>82789395
>>82789414
do you reckon this'll do?
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seasideMARK out having a few jars at wetherspoons monday club am at wetherspoons


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQdHOUv5DqU
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>>82789443
add some kisses to seal the deal
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>linuxlad stopped posting
bricked his OS with a bad update lmao
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>>82789454
I'm linuxlad, assuming of course you mean the lad that does all the Me?... posts. Still here, still running linux, just giving the old gimmickcopter a rest.
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>>82789454
Or in jail on nonce charges
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been a bit bored of posting last few months me x
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>>82789457
fair enough. when you moving to gentoo?
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>>82789464
Me? Arch for life lad x
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anyway not to flex my credentials TOO much, but i did once live with a director of photography who has worked on adverts you've probably seen.

so when i say 'The Batman (2022) was too dark', there's weight behind it.
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just got 1 more year of security updates for windows 10
so no windows 11 for me x
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ngl i feel like the drunk german in this scene rn x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6YwNtgke0
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>>82789467
You are a jobless cretin
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Wish polaroidmong would make a fucking trip so I can filter his spam
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Oh my god it just looks SO fucking bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAGzRczDYpc
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>>82789446
He needs a cheeky drink after all that job hunting.
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>>82789485
this lad actually offered me a job, sort of. was on about setting me up a Mandy profile as a boom operator. he had all his own gear, just needed someone to hold the mic in place.
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>>82789526
>this lad actually offered me a job
>just needed someone to hold the mic in place.
and you failed to get this job?
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Internet autists have gone through thousands of hours of Hasan streams and found more times when it's clear that he's been using the shock collar on his dog. The dog is never dong anything wrong, it's just that Hasan wants her in a different spot on camera. He reaches to the exact same place he did with the big zap on Dogtober 7th and Kaya does a little hop exactly on cue. No yelping like the big one, but still so blatant.

Fuck that commie turkroach.
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>>82789526
Wow you should put that on your cv how you kind of nearly were offered a job or something
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>>82789467
>anyway not to flex my credentials TOO much, but i did once live with a director of photography who has worked on adverts you've probably seen.

I can one-up you there lad. I've actually created adverts you've probably seen
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>>82789492
I haven't posted about that today, and if I was that autistic about colours I wouldn't use polaroid would I, I have been taking a few shots though and might post something later
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Sausage bean and chips. It amazing x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggUaxYvjuKI
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>>82789539
yeah i came pretty close. but what put me off was, it looks too cold.

>>82789543
nice one lad. met anyone famous?
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>sat in spoons having a ping
>some spacker is ranting about some paki with a shock collar or something
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>sat in spoons having a ping
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>>82789543
I haven't seen one advert in the last 10 years that didn't look like it was made by a fucking cretin so all this tells me is you're a cretin in an industry for cretins
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>>82789561
His food was delivered to his table by a soldier kek
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Fininishing off me weers than crashing out x

Pipe downs x
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>>82789591
You crashed out a long, long time ago de lid
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i can smell someone's kebab, but i don't want to close my window.
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Mans bragging about being an advert mans lmao
You may be familiar with my magnum opus, I like to move it move it chewit advert
Pipe down lol
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>>82789565
>nice one lad. met anyone famous?

Yeah, I met a few genuine global a-list actors when I was working in New York after my career really got going. But to be honest, for me the biggest buzz was when I first started out doing shitty ads in London and I met really low rent "celebrities." At that point everything was fresh and new and exciting to me. First well-known person I worked with was Tim Wanacott who used to present Bargain Hunt. I was buzzing because it was just so funny. I got his number and months later I prank called him in the pub with mates.
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>>82789585
>you're a cretin in an industry for cretins
Honestly can't dispute that at all lad.
>>82789603
>I like to move it move it chewit advert
Great ad. Right up there with "Fruitella, too juicy for my nan" etc.
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HHL never learned how to use chopsticks. Too much of a spacker.
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>>82789595

I ain't crashed out yet lid. I'm still going strong me. Nobody is snuffing me out x
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>>82789641
People have to be 'taught' how to use them? They seemed pretty intuitive to me desu. Not as much as a knife and fork ofc but just sort of fine to use.
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pakkit of crisps for dinner my lads
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has anyone won anything decent with that mcdonalds monopoly game?
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>>82789570
never had a ping lad?
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>>82789591
Have you ever worked out how much you spend on booze a year?
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>the volume is really loud
>everybody on the screen is African
Every british advert now
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>>82789662
could've had a crisp butty
wasted opportunity
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The best utensil to eat anything with is a spoon honestly. Very idiot-proof.
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>>82789663
>mcdonalds monopoly game
That's for kids, lad
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>>82789668
at my dads last christmas he threw a wobbler saying every couple on telly is mixed these days
it true
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>>82789668
It is quite remarkable just how many black people are in adverts. You sound like a fucking schizo weirdo if you mention it, but it's literally true. 4% of the population and 50% of people in adverts (more or less the same for tv shows too at this point).
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>>82789672
spoons are best for spreading butter
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They direct these advert Africans to act like twee little middle class whites. It's so weird. Blacks aren't sitting at the brunch table talking about credit card rates anywhere except advert mongs imagination.
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>>82789613
>Tim Wanacott who used to present Bargain Hunt.
corrr did he have any stories?

>months later I prank called him in the pub with mates.
;_; bit mean
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>>82789653
"Taught" means 30 seconds of someone showing you how to hold it or figuring it out from a diagram printed on a chopsticks wrapper
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>>82789675
the prizes are cars and holidays if it were for kids the prizes would be toys and sweets
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>>82789676
He's not wrong though, it's become so banal to even point it out. Yes, of course that couple on TV is mixed, this is England, friend!
It's such a pervasive thing people do watchalong streams for christmas advert compilations and keep a running counter.
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>>82789663
i've got a couple burger vouchers but am vegetarian
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>>82789682
As soon as their feet touch the magic soil of Britain they become Just Like You And Me, laddy. They immediately adopt British Values (TM).
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>>82789686
Not really. I didn't spend a lot of time chatting with him. He was much as you'd expect. We met him in the Army & Navy Club on Pall Mall and offered him 70k for half a day's work, and he said it was "a bit lean" and asked for 100k. I was on an internship getting paid 250 quid a week at the time.
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>>82789561
10.64 for sausage, beans, chips and a pint in wetherspoons in Poole is a joke
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My stepdad will change the channel if there's any sort of wog on the screen, sometimes he will turn the telly completely off and sit there grumping for 30 seconds before he turns it back on to see if the wog is gone. He also refuses to eat black jelly babies, segregates them into a separate tub for disposal.
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Have you written to thank your local MP for representing your views in Parliament lately lads?
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>>82789717
i wrote to mine to complain about a police response. he replied and the officer rang me up later to explain himself. good lad MP
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>>82789714
and would you consider this to be normal, rational behaviour?
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>>82789697
lucky you. i got a mcflurry but i dont like icecream
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>>82789724
And what changed exactly? Most crime is defacto legal still; an officer saying sorry doesn't fix anything.
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>>82789714
>He also refuses to eat black jelly babies, segregates them into a separate tub for disposal.
send 'em fokin back
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>>82789728
Not particularly no desu
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Watch UK adverts 2006 it's majority white. There was always tokens but it looked like Britain still. There's white COUPLES, a white woman and a white man who are married, had kids even, surreal isn't it. British adverts now is resident evil 5.
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all right, going to email Bold Content Video Production in London, see if i can get my mate's old job. how hard can filmings things actually be?
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>>82789714
Seems a bit mental desu
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>>82789734
i got a better idea of what happened and he hopefully felt bad for doing a bad job
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>>82789734
Not him but there isn't really any crime where I live.
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>>82789739
I don't mind the jelly baby thing desu I get to eat them instead
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>>82789681
this is true.
weird how people put crumbs back in the butter, too. or a jar of jam/Marmite/whatever.
spoon out a glob, spread glob on bread with back of spoon. ez.
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>>82789762
its funny imho
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was it woke?
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>>82789762
Thought you were taking the piss, that is hilarious. The black ones are the nicest too. Much like with people.
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https://youtu.be/ihkj_OUMMos oh aye
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>>82789786
It's all white people... need to report this to OFCOM.
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>>82789762
That you BIad?
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>>82789786
Give blood one is a core memory
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i have a feeling the majority of people who post here are middle class
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Don't like it, so it's going BACK
I'll take a FULL refund please Gaben!
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>>82789848
Babby got filtered
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>>82789837
There basically isn't a middle class under the age of 35-40 any more, lad. My parents were middle class and they were great and raised me well but I just haven't hit the same milestones at equivalent ages. Salaries are depressed, housing is an overinflated asset, family formation is prohibitive, productivity and industry are non-existent etc.

I'm a child of the middle class, but I'm barely at the upper end of lower class in terms of what I can functionally achieve and afford.

Classes are quite outdated though in describing social arrangements imo.
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>>82789860
>There basically isn't a middle class under the age of 35-40 any more, lad. My parents were middle class and they were great and raised me well but I just haven't hit the same milestones at equivalent ages. Salaries are depressed, housing is an overinflated asset, family formation is prohibitive, productivity and industry are non-existent etc.
>I'm a child of the middle class, but I'm barely at the upper end of lower class in terms of what I can functionally achieve and afford.
>Classes are quite outdated though in describing social arrangements imo.
ok
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wonder what's happened to Nick Brown. MP for Newcastle for over 40 years. nice gay bloke. resigned over 'serious allegations' last year.
i have a right to know.
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>>82789870
Sorry anon it's not in the public interest :^)
Might damage the party image
No gossip for you!
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>>82789870
We'd have to ask Chika. He probably knows.
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>>82789888
if it's some New Labour conspiracy/purge, they'd have just said it was 'antisemitism'.

apparently it's over some sex allegations 'of the most serious nature'. i've shook hands with this man.
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>>82789870
Most gays are paedophiles when push comes to shove
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Why are there so many white paedophiles?
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>>82789928
Because the country is still 82% white. Per capita there are way more non-whites, almost to an unbelievable degree.
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>>82789942
Can you back that up with evidence?
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>>82789928
Define so many lad. For example in Pakistan upwards of 90% of "Street kids" homeless children have been sexually abused.
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>TELL THEM ABOUT PER CAPITA.
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>>82789942
Sexual crimes in the UK hit a "record high" back to back years 2023 and 2024 as the Boris wave leaked in to the country. Rape Crisis have reported a "staggering" increase of 15% sex offenses in Scotland alone last year, where Glasgow is the "asylum seeker capital of the UK" lol. Even redditors know the score now.
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>Me leading an assault on Welper Regime with my based Bharati chads to save the flamingos at Flamingo Land
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bloody hate coffee shops, snobby shite!
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might go for a walk just to wake up
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IMAGINE MY SHOCK x
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Think the worst lately is the random bummings. You could be walking down the street and a massive purple aki golliwog just bums you. It might be for britnormie but it not for me.
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>>82790009
Very kino webm
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Drinking a carton of orange juice every day for the past 2 weeks. My poor teeth
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>>82790006
Imagine posting on Facebook that you've got CP loads of times and thinking there's no way the police will ever turn up to check if you're joking or not
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What would you do if the police came to your door with a list of your 4chan posts?
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>>82790208
I'd ask if I'm under arrest and if they have a search warrant. If they said no I'd ask them to leave and close the door.
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Despite riding muh HAWG around for the past 4 years ive never took a test to actually ride it
The 1st and 2nd times ive went to take the test (it expires every 2 years) the guy has just given me the pass , sadly he isnt doing it anymore so i have to go to an actual motorcycle training place to do the test

>inb4 why have you never bothered to get the big boy test?
I am a lazy cheap piece of shit, 99% of the time im just commuting to work (4+ miles), tax, insurance and fuel are stupidly cheap , 25 quid a month in fuel is nothing tbqh, it could be less if i really tired to eco mile it but fuck that tbqh
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>You've made several posts mentioning keeping a 'QMEE' farm staffed entirely by Finnish Helping Frogs. Are you aware keeping them in such conditions is a serious crime? SPACCA are eager to press charges against you.
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20 hours sober now me starting to feel like shit my lads
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>>82790258
Over 400 days sober here. The first week is the hardest, and it gets slightly better after a while but it's still hard. Stay strong lad
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Just woke up me. Passed out on that couch me wtf. Feel like I'm on me way out here lids x
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Racists are usually just third rate people looking for someone to blame for not having a first rate life
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>>82790225
You mean he just writes the certificate without you actually watching the videos and going for a ride with an instructor? because there is no test, you can't really fail
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SEAGULLS SEAGULLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
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Finishing off these wokkles x

I don't want this anymore x
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>>82790267
>>82790303
Stop drinking you mong. Enough is enough. Get yourself in an actual care home/rehab where alcohol isn't allowed and they don't just let you be unsupervised for days on end.
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>>82790121
they got off easy. TikTok actually has a company based here, they got fined a few million.
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>>82790335
>I don't want this anymore x
you might have a problem mate
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Genuinely worried about HHL. I had a similar period where I drank for about 2 weeks straight, tried to top myself and got sectioned for about 3 months. Please get some help before it's too late lad. I'm being completely serious.
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>>82790376
What happened to you while you were sectioned?
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>>82790376
his 'similar period' has been going on years now.
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Not even into men but I really just want to get raped so I feel something
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>>82790386
you can't want to get raped.
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Make alcohol illegal for low IQ mongs like HHL or SSM and NEETs.
Want a drink? Get a job.
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>>82790394
You definitely can
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>>82790297
yes lad, i was for doing the "test" but after talking to the guy for 5 minutes he basically said "look there isnt anything i can really show you, this is just the basics, do you want me to just pass you?" ( i had a bike when i was 17 and you didnt need this cbt bollocks)

It will be good to ask this instructor about doing the big test etc, never thrown the leg over anything bigger than a 125 and im sure ive picked up some bad habits being self "taught" ( ive just been winging it the entire time kek)
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>>82790383
Not much, had to be restrained a few times because I wanted to leave and kicked off. Mainly just laid in bed all day depressed as fuck. Tried to drink hand sanitiser but they took it off me a few times. I have some stories but they're a bit too personal to share
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Anal magician
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>>82790417
Did they give you anything to help with the withdrawal or was it just cold turkey get on with i
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>>82790009
imagine how long it took to train the animals to do that
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>>82790376

I respect your concern de lid x

Cutting right down after today x
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>>82790386
Where do you live lad? If I'm not local then I'll know lads who are
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What's this aesthetic called? No glib response. 90 pc of girls in London on hinge look liked this.
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>>82790467
Gen z Thotcore
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girl on the bus gave me a massive smile
made me feel well cute x
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>>82790459
NW

Ask them to at least use lube ta and don't be put off by me fighting, kicking, screaming and probably crying
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>Been to Sainsbury's for a bit of morning shopping. Got a BLT sandwich for brekkie and washed it down with some fresh orange juice then had nice walk around the park. Sober October off to a good start. Oh aye.
>imma celebrate keeping off the demon drink by going for a nice steak meal when them UC bennies hit me bank next week. It Sober October x
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>>82790467
>What's this aesthetic called?
Lynchian.
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>router and laptop all have green lights and say connected
>literally can't connect to any web page
The fuck is going on? Seriously how the fuck can all the diagnostics be good but the function not work?
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HHL needs to convert to Islam and get a cute muslim wife that makes sure he doesn't drink and gives him sprogs
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>>82790488
recovery is not linear. HHL is on the sober spectrum x
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>>82790502
Youre posting here rn though
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>>82790467
Lot lizard, I believe
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>>82790476
Yeah I have mates in Newcastle who are bikers and they love to (consensually) rape lads.
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hello all
just got back from doccies
got sent a link to physiotherapy appointment
for my knuckle
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>>82790515
Phoneposting mate. WiFi is gone.
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>>82790503
And the name of that cute muslim wife?
Amer "Poleaboo" Hussain
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I'm going nowhere pal

THIS IS MY ERA X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs-Bsqt5ooQ
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hungry
going to take a zolpidem, lose my common sense wrt saving money, then order food.
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Gavin McInnes is a good lad
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>>82790555
what do you tend to order lad
i always get guilty when i deliveroo because it never tastes as a nice as i imagine and then i feel like a lazy cunt who wasted my money
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>>82790565
>founder of the Proud Boys

aren't they bad guys?
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>>82790545
get to that beddingtons lid
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Been pushed suicides all me life x

They're cracking down on losers like me now x


It's over x
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>>82790584
They hate young men with autism. There's a war against us. They can't stand us, they wants us humiliated, disenfranchised, broke, homeless, depressed and ultimately dead and they think it's funny. Autists are the most persecuted people in the country, by women and the state.
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>>82790584
go to bed you'll feel better tomorrow
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If I was dying on the sidewalk you would walk right over me x
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>>82790607
>sidewalk
yee haw partner
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>>82789807
Hah. No it's not mate. Still thought it was funny though.
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>>82790573
wouldn't want some decent chain restaurant meal even if i had the money tbqh. will look what i can get cheap for <20 quid from local takeaways. or maybe even get in some food shopping.
always have to reheat stuff in the oven/air fryer, so might as well COOK a pizza.
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>>82790584
>>82790603
You both have cushy lives despite doing nothing of value for anyone. This is why no one respects you. This whining that you aren't handed everything on a silver platter
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>>82790607
Wrong. I'd intentionally step on you.
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>>82790603
>given free housing, bills food clothes paid for, free health care and regular income simply for existing
>I am persecuted!
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>>82790607
I'd urinate on your face
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Baoding desu
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>>82790607
I would stop and go through your pockets de lid. Any sheckles I find will go towards a pint that il raise in your honour.
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>>82790607
Would give you a slap for all the comments you made about the victims of rape gangs x
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Funny hows x

Proper lads x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
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>>82790628
fair enough lad
enjoy
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>>82790686
Pipe downs muppet x
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Helperlad after he's had 20 IQ points knocked off his noggin.
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>>82790725
dunno why oldies didnt like disabled people
always good lads
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>>82790725
Mate that webm is fucking hilarious x
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HHL talks big here but IRL he's shy and awkward
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>>82790788

Fat slags anyway pal x
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My toxic trait is eating the grated cheese that I'm supposed to be cooking with
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>>82790788
Was that a MILF conference?
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>>82790818
What are you cooking, pal?
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>>82787020
Fife in the catalog
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Not this time

Perhaps it all hinges on tonight x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DWn2OPwvM
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>>82790864
Cheesey pasta
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Love watching mature porn because the moans are genuine because it's been decades since they have had a good fucking from a young stud.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkB547ohRtY

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Not a not of posts in the last 20
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Reet am not gonna lie am wissed ad now

I can;t condone what happens but i support the young lids in what they do

fuck the old cunts. They let this nation rot and decline. Youth are the future x
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Never had the heart to tell my Lostprophets adoring Apu the truth about Watkins. Told him that he retired in LA and the band went on hiatus. Tried to wean him off it and onto Hoobastank but he'd turn violent at the suggestion. Poor thing still thinks Mr Kipling is real but I daren't tell him the truth. Scared the lid will find out one day and he'll find out his entire life's been a lie.
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>>82791015
feels like night hours innit
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im really tired its my own fault for drink too much the past week
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Slow night mr allan

it will pick up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
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Took me a while notice it. Alcoholism x

I was never given a heads up.
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need Yanklass intervention
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>>82791201
Feels like just yesterday she was sending me private JOIs.
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she posted a couple of days ago
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They try to for alcoholizm on md#

They try to snuff me out like frosty jacks. Fuck that x
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Devil juice devil juice
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frosty is dead? ;_;
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>53i4YrndgQA
>71 posts

STATE of it
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>>82791327
I mean he's keeping the place alive if wer being honest
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>>82791327
>>53i4YrndgQA
>>71 posts

>STATE of it
And you read every single one of his posts lmfao
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frosty is with Ian Watkins now
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>>82791321
Alcohol claimed in the end.
Still see his bedraggled Apu spending its poor life in and out of the frenitentiary > Helper Shelter cycle.
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SSM pawning off his Apple Watch to eat beans and chips in Wetherspoons. Absolutely fucking grim.
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>>82791327
Footmong on another melty over HHL. Love to see it.
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>>82791423
>Footmong on another meIty over HHL. Love to see it.
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decided to order some tiramisu and also some bits
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>>82791442
Mums just gone to Aldi she's bringing back a Carlos za as I like to call it
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miss when this would actually take 15-20 mins
i was a Gopuff early adopter, give me special treatment
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>>82791409
His dad's inheritance money must have run out
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>>82791363
you fucked the formatting up big time lmaoo
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Idum count dropping rapidly.
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>>82791498
cor i got these classics on a pure whim. been years.

what size are the actual pizzas? wondering if i can air fry them.
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>>82791321
He is keeping a low profile in NYC.
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>>82791514
>you fucked the formatting up big time lmaoo
Screaming and creasing, king?
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https://www.oetker-professional.co.uk/product/chicago-town-deep-dish-pepperoni-5/
wondering if this means them >>82791517 ones or if this is something you can buy e.g. for catering.

internal diameter of my air fryer basket is about 6 and a half inches.

we'll see.
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nerve touched. oh aye x
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>>82791517
Not sure mate I think they are 10 inches
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https://www.oetker-professional.co.uk/request-a-sample/

what's stopping us, civvies, from requesting a Dr Oetker sample?
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For me it's Last Train Home. You?
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>>82791409
He's the type of guy to win the lottery and end up skint again in a couple years.
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Only Golden Oldfeelers remember Shippy's legendary Shipmeals.
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>>82791577
>type of guy to win the lottery and end up skint again in a couple years.
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>>82791567
Nothing is stopping you lad, go ahead, let us know how it goes
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>>82791409
>W-w-well yer carnt eat an apple watch, can yeh? No..no yer caarnt
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Every day we above ground's a great great great day
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Kate is right to snuff out parasites like HHL, they ruin the country
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State of this female. Worth a shag?
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>>82791680
She looks like SSM's daughter.
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>>82791680
Why don't you ask siri you gayboy.
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>>82791696
Nah this more like his daughter.

>>82791697
I don't own a smartphone.
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>>82791583
>Shipmeals
SCREAMING
>>82791667
>Kate is right to snuff out parasites like HHL, they ruin the country
CREASE HOWL
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>I don't own a smartphone
BAZINGA CREASE xD
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Welty detected.
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Imagine having a overpriced pint in one of Ruth's pubs.
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I'm gonna go nandos and refill my drink with proper coke. The fuck lil kier gonna do
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Wonder what Tommy Robinson is hiding on hia phone. Reckon he's into teenage girls.
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>Welty detected
KEK HOWL
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>>82791717
Not sure why you're lying but ok Itoddler.
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>>82791782
>hia phone
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I wish pee girl would follow me on insta
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britfeel has never been the same ever since eva6 left us
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Haven't played guitar in a month. Maybe I should get back into it.
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Immigrants do the jobs. I don't see any point doing something I don't really care to do. I have no ambitions anyway. Life is comfy.
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pondering a third spaff
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>>82791588
not right what them burglars did to his dogs.
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pondering a third spliff
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>>82791923
back on the tiramisus
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>>82791941
did not mean to reply spafflad

(drunk from all this Marsala cream i rckon)
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Looks like HHL passed out again. Sad!
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watching that I Shouldn't Be Alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaofQ_y7duM
was a good one, this. watch along and yell at all the mistakes the hiker lady made. YOU know what she SHOULD have done.
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>>82791971

Just woke up couch me lmfao x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
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>>82791782
Probably snuff videos of Palestinian children.
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>>82792022
Why do you keep passing out? Worrying desu
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>>82791680
Looks like she has just been thawed out from the ice age.
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I need some help.
I am going to do a big food shop tomorrow, I have no car, I will travel to a shopping estate by bus but return by taxi though.
The three food stores i have to choose from are a Tesco Extra (large) a B&M (half size tesco) and an Aldi (half size of Tesco) and are within 100m of each other
The problem i have is that i want cheap tins to stock up for a few months and this is going to weigh a ton (figuratively) and I cant haul from one store to another (no car to dump them in while i scout the next store) so ideally i need to pick one store?
Or, get some tins of food in the cheapest and put it in a rucksack, walk to the second store and do a shop there too and then get the taxi back.
Second problem:
I've not been in any of these stores for 10 years if not more. Online prices i checked for efficiency would have me browse all the stores for the cheapest.
I dont know anyone with a car.
What to do?
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someone was spamming a supposed snuff video on /tv/ the other day.
guy wanking then getting his head hacked off, but i dunno if that means it's now this secret industry like he claimed.
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>>82792028

I am getting older lid. It life x
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Why are music the only art-form where the artists are permitted to, expected of, and sometimes encouraged to drink alcohol?
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>>82792072
Normal 40 yr olds don't regularly pass out
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>>82792119
>>82792119
>>82792119
New desu desu desu
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>>82792052
oh, Vice says it's real.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/snuff-movie-the-vietnamese-butcher-13k/
shiiit.

but i dunno, surely people have sold murder videos as porn before.
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>>82792125
3 guys 1 screwdriver was paid like funded by someone
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Think I'll give the next thread a miss, see you on Wednesday x
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seen thousands of real deaths since 2022
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>>82791902
>Life is comfy

Your life? Comfy? Lol don't make me fucking laugh lad, your life is awful and you tell us every day
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>>82791971
he's just recharging before continuing his antics
he got wiger energy x



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