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big john the boshfather edition
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hey guys whats all this then
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60 days. Tick tock.
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don't get this edish.
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The true Injil was lost lad. The sane way the original stone tablets were lost. It happens
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Show me up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
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I haven't got a job because I don't want to work, simple as.
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>I'm an alcoholic. I'll give you a blowjob back at mine if you buy my skint arse some cider love. I live just round the corner. Full sex if you add an extra 50 quid.

What would you do lads? I'm kind of desperate these days.
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>>82804954
Many jobs going in Istanbul lad? Basically just waiter and cosmetic dentist I am guessing
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>>82804878
The quran affirms the book as it existed in Momo's day, which is the 4 gospels. Ample evidence for that, no evidence for a mystery lost injil. The gospels as they existed in Momo's day contradict the quran. The quran is false. You can cope all you like but you have nothing except Momo said so. This isn't even addressing the stuff about Momo saying God deceived and lied to people about the crucifixion, the quran calling Allah the great deceiver, the religion is full of shit lad if you honestly believe Momo is a credible source good luck to you.
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>>82804954
Same. That and knowing working doesn't get me pussy. It's not worth bothering trying to compete for a minimum wage job in a warehouse that requires own transport. Can't afford driving lessons on bennies anyway.
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>>82804990
> The quran affirms the book as which is the 4 gospels

Where does it say the Injil is the 4 gospels? It does no such thing. You are really struggling now lad lol
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HHL era has collapsed. It's sad to see it end llike this x
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>>82804979
nothing sexual. instead, i would try to get her help. i think that's the right thing to do for alcoholics, even if it's a complete stranger or someone you dislike.

>>82804924
HURRY UP AND DIE YOU CUNT
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>>82805014
It says the injil is a physical book in the hands of Christians. We have the manuscripts of the gospel from that time, they are the 4 gospels. If you want to say it's something totally different you would need evidence for that, of which there is none, and a credible source, which illiterate paedo Momo is not. I am simply going off the evidence we have, it's you spinning these weird alternate history tales lad.
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>>82805044
Alcoholics don't want help lad. They enjoy it. It's the best thing in the world to them.
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>>82805004
Is the driving test difficult in Turkey, Momo?
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Speak plain fucking English x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
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>>82805047
>It says the injil is a physical book in the hands of Christians.

Lol no it absolutely does not lad. You got that off that polemic website you linked earlier. Saw that bollocks on there too, next to a Quran verse that says no such thing
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>>82805004
ur stinky attitude is why you dont get pussy
and you cant drive
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>>82805074
>next to a Quran verse that says no such thing
You're going to have to explain what this means
>And We have revealed to you this perfect Book
Other than the gospels which existed in Momos time.
>next to a Quran verse that says no such thing
If you're the lad who believes John 14 where jesus refers to "the comforter, which is the holy spirit" (his words) means muhammad is the comforter I'll pass on you for exegesis desu
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>>82805107
Sorry lad where does it say the Injil is a physical book in the hands of Christians? You must have forgot to paste that bit? It is there, right? Right?

lol wrecked
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I've always preferred mid becky types. They all seem to get very attractive boyfriends still, though.
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>>82805130
Yeah actually I did forget to paste it. My bad. Here you go
https://quran.com/al-maidah/48-58
>We have revealed to you O Prophet this Book with the truth, as a confirmation of previous Scriptures and a supreme authority on them.
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Trump and HHL crashing out and taking everyone down x
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>>82805100
I doubt being nice makes any difference at this point in my timeline.
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>>82805131
Sub-5 theory is now sub-8 theory
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>>82805130
>lol wrecked
Find this very cringe lad. Didnt realise you're so wound up over this. I find the subject interesting, but I'm not trying to "win" because there is nothing to win. Like I said Islam comes down to if you believe Muhammad. That's it. If you do, you're naive but good for you.
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>>82805148
Sorry mate you pasted the wrong verse? Is it the next verse that says it is a physical book in the hands of Christians?

Kek you wrecked yourself lad. Best to rely on the primary text rather than polemic websites little lad. You did it to yourself lolllll
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>>82805154

HHL is just a mackem pisshead. Trump will be overthrown in a few days. Both of them have gone completely insane. It's untenable x
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>>82805131
>>82805160
ya calling people "mid" and assigning them numerical ratings from the comfort of your boxroom is indicative of your stinky personality

if you don' t work on yourself you will never get what you're so desperate for
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>>82805171
>grr illiterate paedo momo!!!
>actually though I just find it interesting, each to his own really

Lol fooling no one. You made a mong of yourself tonight lad. And you can not even blame me, you walked into it
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We request Florida or Alaska x
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>>82805174
So, yet again, if your claim is the quran is not including the canonical gospels under "previous Scriptures", what is it talking about? And, again, you have no answer, because it's the mystery of the magic long lost Injil which nobody knew about until Momo lol.
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Decentarse sleepington was it not
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Muslimmong is the worst new poster
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>>82805186
Doesn't matter. They would not want me. I'd have to be in a good career for a slim chance.
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>>82804749
does every board have to have a /brit/ on?
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>>82805222
Too late lad lol you are done
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>>82805236
im unemployed and i get laid so maybe ur just a bad person
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>>82805210
I find it interesting doesn't mean I morally support everyone involved you mongoloid. He was an illiterate paedo lad. He was also a murderer, adulterer, that's factual information. The man muslims regard as the perfect man lol. I'm not giving an opinion, these are facts, sorry if you don't like them.
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>>82805230
It's BN. He converted to Islam because he thinks counter culture is cool and edgy.
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>>82805247
>you mongoloid

Oooh now now lad, there is no need to get angry with me. You did this to yourself, remember
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Trump oyalists aren't going down without a fight. It's sad to see but can't get directrly involved. Starmer is a cuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3HmVD-9R4
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>>82805245
>>82805261
Lol cheers, I wasn't sure you were actually getting my points, but from how much you're fuming and spazzing out now it's obviously started to sink in. Just have a think about it, that's all. It is better for you in the long term to believe the truth than copes. Take it easy little lad.
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Juts applied for a job at my local Tesco lmao. Cant wait until the day someone from my high school comes in. A successful IT manager earning 100k/year and sees me in my Tesco uniform on 25 grand or whatever. Aye, I failed at life.
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>>82805285
Most people have forgotten about me I reckon. You'll look quite a bit different beyond 30. I can barely remember anyone.
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>>82805255
White, middle aged still has a need to rebel against parents and community, thinks Buddhism too passe though, puts a towel on his head and starts coming out with all the raghead chat. What a life.
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I've been drunk for 3 days straight. I have no idea what's garn on anymore x
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emily wops is broke. I bet she lost her part time job again kek.
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>I'm a Sufi now. Take THAT dad
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>>82805330
Just tell her to Benniemaxx and then she can buy all the simpsons funko pops she likes.
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>>82805279
>lol cheers, take it easy little lad

Better luck next time!
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Amazing what a bit of makeup and different hairstyle can do to a lass.
https://youtu.be/gf9mIlEHvf8
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>>82805340
She doesn't want to be unemployed like her dosser brother. She wants to put good use of her media degree at retail.
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>>82805330
What is funny about that, Turkroach?
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>>82805344
Seems like it was Momo's paedophilic lifestyle that sent you over the edge, makes sense since that's what triggered you in the first place last thread. He married Aisha at 6 and shagged her at 9. Had 13 wives. He was the Ian Watkins of Arabia lad. It is what it is. It's kinda funny that grown men follow a cult set up by a coomer to justify his cooming lol.
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im worried about HHL me. he's gone off the dead end now
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Let's not forget he was a homosexual too though and got shagged raw by strapping big al-zutt lads according to hadith. Oh aye.
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>>82805376
She is fucking terrible at punctuality and always takes sickies to play her vidya.
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I wish I had that marie lass in my life.
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>>82805387
Lad please stop, you are taking all of the joy out of this for me now, starting to feel a bit sorry for you
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>>82805421
If she was in your life she would be disgusted with you
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>>82805454
Well I'm just saying it's kinda weird that Muslims consider a murderous adulterous paedophile the perfect man who ever lived.
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Will is probably shagging other birds behind her back when she's at uni. Very handsome young lad will want variety.
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>>82805458
Yeah she would think I'm a loser and too old.
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>>82805468
Lad I will say no more because I think I misunderstood how vulnerable you are. Bit of a hollow victory for me really. I am sorry and I wish you all the best
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>>82805482
That would be part of it yeah, but the dreary architecture of your soul would be what really put her off
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>>82805494
You think only mentally ill people would find it weird that Muslims think a murderous adulterous paedophile, who touched little boys and couldn't read, is the most perfect man who ever lived? Alright then lol.
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>>82805507
I expect I'm no worse than your average Russian lad.
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>>82805225
glad to hear it
(>>82804048, i have been a worrywart today)
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>>82805482
phwoar why doesnt she mid way through the video turn around and hold her bottom up to the microphone and let out a cacophonous BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTLTLLTTHGHGHHH
im sure the ASMR degenerates would get a new sensation out of that
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They've turned me fucking wifi off x


https://youtu.be/fm3HmVD-9R4?si=Z3AwNStAg_Vcwm0P
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>>82805545
You are vastly worse than any lad I have ever come across, so yes. You would be in the bottom 0.01% of Russian lads.
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BN worships a gay paedophile lmao. What was that passage where he gets bummed by 10 men?
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>>82805573
He was in pain from how they'd ridden him. Proper orgy. Oh aye.
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>>82805589
Muhammad gets raped by a pack of niggers for 12 hours LMAO. HAHA.
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>>82805573
BN is a Muslim? First I have heard of it
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Britnormie wearing a keffiyeh sitting down for dinner with his Jew wife
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>>82805551
She wouldn't be so unfeminine like that. The most she's ever done is draw a dick because her slavic tuppence craves it so much.
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>>82805618
He has a parasocial man crush on the Muslim youtuber who started a cult in Crewe so now he's proper into pushing Islam on britfeel. 55 year old man ffs.
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Didn't know bn is only 55
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BN has that disease where he ages 5 years every thread
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>>82805642
So thats where all the drivel about shippy being a Muslim god came from
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>>82805642
Slightly loose definition of being a Muslim but why not, I suppose
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My parents don't have any GCSEs either
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>>82805678
Shippy is Allah?
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Wifi still down. Must have upset them lmfao x
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>>82805678
Yeah some day I just googled one of those posts and it went to the Muslim cult page. Some paki who makes videos. Has a compound or something. Fuck knows. BN will be off to live with them probably. Poor cunt fried his brain.
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>>82805709
I tried but they would not accept me lad. They said no one over 60
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70 year old man posting soijaks after he's "won" ffs
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Finally 100 percented Katawa Shoujo. Clocked in at 47 hours. Best routes probably Emi and Lilly. Obviously it seems like Lilly is the true route. Don't know why people love Hanako, her route was weird and the good ending was barely good.
I do really like Rin's good ending though. The romance was definitely highest with Lilly even if Emi was a little slut.
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>>82805746
I know. At my age (125) I really should know better
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>>82805691
fr fr i don't think my parents even have O-levels. my dad went to a secondary modern, my mam didn't even pass her 11-plus.

and yet my dad still got a decent machinery job for life that supported his wife and three kids.
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>>82805768
Not only the better job market but imagine the process of getting employed back then, no HR bollocks, what animal are you quiz, a simpler better imo time
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>>82805768
>my dad still got a decent machinery job for life that supported his wife and three kids.
Bet he just walked in and said "Can I have a job I will work hard" and they gave it him

His exact same job nowadays would require a professionally done CV and 3 interviews. Oh and it will pay minimum wage.
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jews hate us and want to murder us.
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>>82805823
i love how they blame countries and white people. like mate, i was born 70 years after ww2. i didn't have any part of it. i don't deserve to be punished just cause i was born here. i didn't ask to be born.
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>>82805806
honestly, sort of. he was never a full-on trade unionist nut but he started as some kind of fabricator and worked his way up to being a top welder, all the training paid for because they needed the work.
and whenever there were threats of job losses or anything, all the lads went on strike and the other factories offered them better jobs. "nooo we're sorry we'll give you all pay rises ;__;" and life went on.

completely different world now.
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HHL Is finally down now time for Trump x
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>>82805838
jews don't care.

They want to murder all Whites.
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>>82805855
Trump isn't even in the Whire House he's holed up at his gaff in Florida.
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>>82805854
>all the training paid for
wouldnt happen these days. Just too many people. overpopulation = there's always someone to replace you or hire over you.
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>>82805879
He still seems to have a lot of military support. CNN is saying JD Vance has taken over. Wtf lmfao x
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>>82805918

JD Vance will be President by the end of the day. Trump has already fled Washinton lid.
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>JD Vance to make an emergency address to the nation

Fucking hell it's not just HHL shitposting
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>>82806056

To be fair. It's been coming for a while. My WiFi is still fucking down x
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JD vance couping' Trump is quite predictable. Surprised Starmer hasn't said anything x
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>>82806135
Trump has completely lost the plot. JD Vance isn't perfect but he knows it has gone tok far.
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Welp, a military couple in America wasn't on my 2025 bingo cards x
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>JD vance says President Trump has severely"declined mentally" in the last dea days

IT'S HAPPENING
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State of emergency declared

Looks like Trump has been ousted

JD Vance is based desu

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/1978282219950006621
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>>82804990
Why would Muhammad claim to be a prophet if he just wanted to affirm orthodox Christian views, and then contradict those views in the same book? Does that even make sense? Anyways, the Quran called Allah the great deceiver, but the Old Testament used similar language for God too. He literally lied to Abraham lmao
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How can JD Vance just become president? Regardless if Trump has had a mental breakdown he can't just appoint him emperor.
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>>82806258
>Does that even make sense
No, welcome to Islam. A schizo coomer writing fanfiction.
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JD Vance is gonna be 10x worse than Trump lmfao x
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Sated meself, 'aven't i
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ICE statement on Trump x

https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/1978280189709709625
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>>82806258
What's the alternative? Just let Trump run things? The guy has had a complete mental breakdown.

JD Vance is just doing the normal thing.
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>Trump just rambling while JD Vance declares himself president

It sad x

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1978282822080032839
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>>82806378
Jesus fucking christ X
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Trump doesn't even know he's president anymore lmfao x
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>>82806258
Btw considering injil is just an Arabic loan word for the Greek evangelion aka gospel, and Muhammad couldn't read, he obviously just heard people talking about it. Which, by the time he was alive, would be the canonical gospels, we have tens of thousands of manuscripts, and the gospels during Muhammad's lifetime were the synoptics. Simple as.
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Slow night mr allan x

It will pick up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
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She woudln't look me in the eyes x
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I'll pour whatever you like

Orders from the house x
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If it wasn't a book, like if it was an oral revelation, wouldn't the root word be something from Aramaic. Why the Greek.
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Medicine. Medicine is what it is x
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I might be having a mental health crisis de lids x
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I haven't slept/ate for 3 days lmfao x

Oops x
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>>82806574
Drink some water and go to bed lid
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>>82806588

Too late for that nows x
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Heil fucking Hitler

Knocking back these Stellas now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc
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Alright I'll admit I got carried away on the drink. It's gone too far.

It's fucking over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0
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https://www.theepochtimes.com/article/vance-musk-rebuke-graffiti-exhibition-in-uks-canterbury-cathedral-5928144

Sir Scruton (RIP) tried to warn us about this (((shit)))
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>>82806728
Grim af
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Hang on this is gonna be bad x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nx
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Why not post link????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nKCSY5UK4
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Fresh man-made horrors within the scope of comprehension for certain twisted human individuals have arrived:

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/zombie-bioethics-and-wtf-do-they-want-modified-human-bodies
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There is no one "in charge"

There is no fucking conspiracy

No Truman Show. No new world worder. Fucking nothing x


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
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You don't get it x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYIN3FCsrlo

Place got flattened harder than berlin or hamburg back in 1945 according to sattelite imagery

Mind-boggling is it not
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on my way to work now, barely slept x
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HHL regime has collapsed

Sunderland up in flames x
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Burn everythings x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
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I just lowkey sobered up. What the fuck is even happenin ngl this fucked up even for me x
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>>82807281
This the worst you've ever been lid x
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>>82807281
Sandra's gonna get you sectioned x
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Standing back and standing fucking by x
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>>82807311
get a bag de lad, this is far from over x
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>>82807318

Pipe downz Kate x
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Garn rattle off these stellas

Lmfao fuck it end of an era x
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>Cheryl Hines Clarifies That Husband RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Only Ate 'a Little Bit' of His Brain Before Dying, 'So Don't Worry'
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HHL has a brain worm too
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBGdXGCUbA
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they are trying to section me

Why? Because I speak the truth?
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>>82807405
because you are a low IQ mong who cant be trusted to take care of himself
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>>82807413

LMAO PIPE DOWNZ IT'S ALL TAX PAYER FUNDED X
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NHS lid here. HHL having a full blown mental break down is sympotomatic of the general theme of mental illness that haunts this general. It's unhealthy and we're witnessing the consequences now x
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>>82807456
My life has improved since I started posting here.
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I love pretty girls x

Will Smith knows the score x
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You are stupid. I've been watching everything you past about me. Doxxing me. Humiliiating me. Just give me a fucking break x
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>>82807507
>you past
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>>82807474
NPC reply
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Pipe fucking downz

Nothing is coming to end x


Launch the fucking scuds xxx
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>>82807538
Did your life get worse?
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>>82807563
Neither of our lives improving or getting worse has any relevance to "general theme of mental illness that haunts this general". Do you know what the word general means? Or theme lol? NPC spastic
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>>82807607
Why are you so aggressive?
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I know what reuters is x
Show me state x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY&t=183s
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>>82807648
Do you know what AFP is?
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>>82807626
You made a stupid comment and got called out lid, you'll survive, now pipe down
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>>82807675
I didn't and I won't.
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hope reform will slash all bennies, get mongs back working
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>>82807694
You will continue making irrelevant comments nobody asked for because its in your NPC programming lel
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>>82807709
What will you continue to do?
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Ah, a good doss session tonight, didn't really start till 10.Trying a new server to get accustomed to some more combat. No Z's on this server, instead there's roaming AI, and cities have AI battles going on, also paratrooper AI's. Get a bit of a nap, then back to it this afternoon.
Great fun on a whatever day it is.
Quick choon, then I'm off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvI
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>>82807737
Boring mong with a shit gimmick
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FUNNY HOW?!!

LMFAO that a fucking litnuxwyt8s test x
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>>82807756
I've done you, lad. Now get ready for work.
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I don't like bullies x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
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>>82807771
youre a bully yourself though
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>>82807765
Cabbage brained mong circling the drain with your shit boring gimmicks
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>>82807807
Lots of buzzwords lol
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>shit gimmicks
>bullymong appears
Speak of the devil
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>>82807841
And youre here to read it all, retardo
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There are fucking riots out there x
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>>82807867
>There are fucking riots out there
where
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>>82807858
If you've got an audience make an effort for once
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>>82807894
I consider my posts high quality
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>>82807902
As you were mongboy x
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>>82806258
He also thought Mary was in the trinity
Surah 5:116
>Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?
Surah 4:171
>The Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, was no more than a messenger of Allah and the fulfilment of His Word through Mary and a spirit created by a command from Him
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Me? Unemployed.
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He's STILL blubbering about Islam. What a life.
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Me? Not actively seeking employment.
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60 days til britfeel is gone forever.
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>>82808185
Honestly I would be glad desu
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>>82808185
I do like 4chan and the other boards. It will just mean I won't be able to post again, it's not that much of a loss.
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>>82808185
don't you bongers have free VPNs you can just use?

Anyway a break would probably be good for everyone here.
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>>82807867
Lost his life to syringes that shit dragged him to hell
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>>82808252
Most VPNs are banned here though de lad
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>>82808252
VPNs let you lurk but dont let you post. Unless you pay for 4chan too lel
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Lollers uses a VPN but for something else
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>>82808296
It's 2 pound a month mate. Is that a lot of money to you?
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>>82808410
Less about the money and who has my data. A site that just recently had a massive hack that contained shitloads of personal data due to devs being lazy and shit.
Might as well be giving my card number to the indian scammer over the phone and skip some steps.
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Me? 60 hours sober now. Stinging headache.
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>>82808432
>a random site gets hacked
>that means I can't use a VPN (which doesn't store any data)
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>>82808528
What the fuck are you on about
I dont want to give chinkmoot money, the VPN I dont give a shit. If you use a VPN you need a 4chan pass to post. I do not want to pay for a 4chan pass.
>>that means I can't use a VPN (which doesn't store any data)
Depends on the VPN, you utter shill.
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>>82808537
Take your meds schizomong
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>>82808545
That it? I accept your concession
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>>82808561
I approve your repeat prescription
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moving to koothattukulam
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Reeves beginning her interview rounds to signal ahead of the November budget. All old hat.
>talk loudly about growth, then downplay the numbers
>desire to break out of annual doom loop of tax rises to meet fiscal rules/statutory spending obligations (that the government sets themselves but refuses to repeal)
>no plans to loosen regulation
>no plans to change course on energy
>budget virtually confirmed to include spending cuts and tax rises (but cuts won't happen because Labour MPs refuse the whip, so tax rises without the ability to generate surplus HOORAY!!!)

To the immense shock of literally nobody, the economy will continue to be shit for the foreseeable future.
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Listening to a bit of Tool mates.
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me? getting that arab money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
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>"The man has himself said he wants to leave this country - and we will do everything in our power to ensure he does."

Wow, if this sentence doesn't instill confidence in you, nothing will. Tattoo of an AK47 on his face, made a direct threat on the life of Farage and even says himself that he wants to leave. But don't worry, the Home Office will 'do everything in our power to ensure he does', as if it might in some way be beyond their control...
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Well that was fucking weird lol

"Lynchian, even, possibly", one might be tempted to proclaim.
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>>82808809
Is that ruthmongs dad?
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no rite what happen to big john
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy196k9p4po
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An ex from 10 years ago just sent me a picture from crotch level of her laying down. Her tits have got bigger.
Deliveryoo order is taking for ever as well, it's heavy as fuck as well, mostly drinks, like 8l, hope it's not some cunt on a bike, he's going to be fucked.
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>>82809042
Post the picture here laddie let us have a look
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Just woke up me x

I think might be rock bottom lids x

https://youtu.be/bBPtP4t2J1k?si=WbAtFvDcmeWMa7U_
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I often think about the pictures of BN that were posted here. What an ugly specimen.
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>>82809110
Your lower than rock bottom buddy. Seek help.
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>>82809059
Sorry lad she was a camgirl who's tried to erase that part of her life and is married with two kids now. It wouldn't be right.
Delivery lad turned up was in a car, recently arrived from Brazil apparently.
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>>82809110
Cheeky vodka on the cards?
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Laying here reflecting on the total collapse of Helper's world after three days. Maybe it was for the best x
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>>82809145
It's fine lad, you'll pull through. A couple cheeky wanks to some findom girls and a modest wag and you'll feel right as rain.
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>>82809145
reckon a cheeky drink would make it all seem a lot brighter
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Me? No bags since may 2023.
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Same ol mistakes x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=4-eg66UQ1d9elWVg
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>>82809168
Not a fucking chance. Feel ill af now x

Went too far x
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>>82809191
Did you stop drinking? Need a quick rundown on your situation and your plans for the next few hours
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>>82809200

HHL loyalists are standing back and standing by x

An official statement is to be made shortly x
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Imagine if HHL actually died though..

Britain will go off rails.
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Must needs create my annual objectives for next year. Not overly keen on the idea but I suppose this is where chatgpt comes in useful.
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>>82809200
He said he'd stop drinking about 200 times.
He proceeded to drink for entire days straight and spam shite.
The usual.
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Eating choccy hobbynobbys and there's not a damned thing you can do about it. I've got two left and they shall be getting consumed in their entirety.
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>>82809237
He posts spam shite
You read his spam shite
HHL wins
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Feel ill af nows x
In beddingtons x
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>>82809257
I actually have him filtered mate, just safe to assume the 10 hidden posts in a row with his trip are shite.
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>>82809266
>I actually have him filtered
So how do you know he posts "spam shite"?
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Fuck it might get up and drink the rest of them wokkles x
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Listening Barack Obama on Marc Maron. Clearly a smart guy who is holding his intelligence back.
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>>82809284
Winner mentality
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My laptap is alright thank fuck dunno why I unplugged my PS5 though. Drunk me is a right spacker x
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Reading HHL's posts on 4chan. Clearly a smart guy who is holding his intelligence back.
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Finishing off these wokkles then garn monk mode for a while x
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>>82809325
>"gifted but lacked motivation"
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>>82809343
The dissolution of HHL continues. You do realise drinking these wokkles will make you feel worse, not better? Only thing that can help at a time like this is getting a wag in
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>>82809343
Ayyyy, you saved my gif! Knew it was a certified whatrealmenget classic x
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So there are two version of the dog collar, one that can vibrate + shock and one that can only vibrate. If you aren't going to shock your dog and have no intention of doing so, then why buy the version that has the shock capabilities?
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>>82809350
>Knew it was a certified whatrealmenget classic x

Oh aye x
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Wonder what asad is doing all day long these days
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>>82809275
Because it's HHL. It's all he ever did before I filtered him. If I dip sample any it's still spam shite so I've stopped checking.
It's not like he's ever going to post anything of worth, it's just booze/incel/politics shite on loop. Spackercore.
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>>82809371
He's got a nice little sinecure and lives in a luxury Moscow penthouse playing vidya all day long. I'm not joking lol, he put his hands up with politics and is now womfing it up. Can't fault that desu.
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>Spackercore

Kek
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Can't even turn the tele on because I somehow lost the batteries inn the remote so playing choons on me phone x
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>>82809379
>he put his hands up with politics
I'd be surprised, isn't he there on Putin's good graces?
You don't just get out of politics when you're sleeping in his bed.
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>>82809394
Proper losercore
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>>82809371

December 2024 was a rild wide. Still can't believe the rebels went from Aleppo to Damascus in like 3 days after a decade of stalemate civil war x
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>>82809403

> losercore

How it should be x
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Weird thing about Westminster is that practically nobody makes any money. Not real money like you can make in somewhere like DC. It's like they're destroying the country and generating all this massive grift just for love of the game, not personal enrichment. Advisors/assistants etc. are on sub 30k in the centre of London. Spads with the ears of politicians barely hit 50k. Heck even MPs only make 90k. Last one sounds like a lot just because the country is so poor, but really considering that they're (in theory) running the country it's absurdly low. Of course being an MP is a fake job for 95% of them, but the point remains you can make more money being a manager of a 7/11 with petrol pumps in the US. People in Cabinet tend to have a net worth of either a few million, but that's mostly just from a property portfolio - a boring, nothing sort of wealth that they didn't get through politics. Exceptions like Sunak exist but that's all family wealth.

Somehow, politics doesn't even really pay in Britain.
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Bit of Eminems x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBGdXGCUbA
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>>82809441
Always funny when news comes out of a politician being bought and they've only made like 10 grand.
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>>82809441
Too tired to read such a long post
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>>82809462
Exactly, it's always peanuts. They're out there destroying the country because they genuinely love it. But also conversely it doesn't help that the sorts of people Westminster attracts will be either weirdos/ideologues willing to put up with sub 30k in the middle of London in a high stress work environment, or people with mummy and daddy's money to keep them afloat while they 'change the world'. I think it's not much of a stretch to say that Britain might be the most corrupt nation on the planet, in the absolute purest sense of the word - not doing it for money, just doing it because it's the most natural and good thing for the sort of people running our country.

>>82809466
<3
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Seth knows the fucking score x

He understands the HHL vibe x
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>>82809475
He's an insane jewish leftist. Is that the HHL vibe?
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>>82809474
They just sincerely love having jews tell them what to do.
90k is actually quite a lot when you never have to think, and only follow your shadowy jew master's orders. It's an easy life.
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>>82809501
Reasonably confident I could take this post to Northumbria police and get you raided.
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>>82809509
You won't do shit though, little lad
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>>82809509

Standing back and standing by x
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I know I memed it last night but anyone kinda lowkey feel it was actually happening when I was shitposting about JD Vance couping Trump?

That is defo gonna happen at some point x
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>>82809540
I don't think Vance needs to do it, he can just campaign and win on his own next time.
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>>82809540
Er, no? Why would that happen? It's not going to lol, you're just blathering nonsense. Vance and Trump are on very good terms. Not to mention that there's no way Vance could drum up the support and public opinion needed to do such a thing.
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HHL used to be so happy. Sad what happenend to him.
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Honey hoops with choccy milk for lunch desu lads
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I would tell people that I'm not autistic, but then I am watching a youtube video about trains.
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>>828095

Trump is mentally ill de lid. JD Vance is very aware of this. He's just waiting until Trump has a full mental breakdown. It's coming no later than 2026 imo.
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>>82809563
I think he's probably happy in his own way, but you just have to conceptualise it as like 'what's the maximum happiness feasible for a person to obtain given who they are/their life choices etc?'.
In that sense I think Sean has nearly maxxed out - on bennies, in a care home, drugs and booze all day, vidya now and then and wanking to findom girls. He's maxxed out his theoretical happiness given his mong quotient.
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>>82809563
got this in a higher resolution, lad? want to stick the sprog on my shoulders and turn this into a Halloween costume, cor.
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It's fucking over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW8VLC9nnTo
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>>82809593
>Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?
BBC x
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what's the evolutionary advantage of having a long neck?
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>>82809601
Lets you reach the leaves on higher branches, lad.
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>>>/mu/128078125

disgraceful lack of informing.
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>>82809597

BWC not BBC x
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>>82809611
Do you have a BWC?
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>>82809601
throat goat status ensures pride of place at daddy's side and a hot thick load up in you twice daily.
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Not this time x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DWn2OPwvM
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Perfect song for this gloomy day.
https://youtu.be/K80pk-sBN58?si=UE8gIitEMEDvAHJy
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Maybe we could work together x
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>>82809629
>Maybe we could work together x
Voluntary work?
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Hey everyones x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M
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i have received my parcel.

mate ? wants codeines, but i also want them, so i might just keep them for myself.
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Fun is not what we're here for x
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>>82809665
So do something then big man. Sick of how you're all talk and no action.
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>>82809675
heard he has a made a threat the authorities are taking 'very seriously'. whole A19 has been closed down.
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Everyone just needs to calm down

But sadly... well the bad guys they don't think like us
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HR women treat job applications functionally identically to how they treat prospects on dating apps.

It's SO fucking over, lads.
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I know some of you are a little upset

I'm upset too x
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heard Helper forces have already taken over OK Diner. they're demanding full American breakfasts and 'Flamingo Freakshakes'
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>>82809695
>two em dashes
>rule of three
she used chatgpt to generate this, she just put it all in trannycase and added an emoji
cooked status: total
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It's really bad when they start to repeat themselves like this.
Symptomatic of a static life.
No new experiences, same old thoughts, nothing new to discuss.
SSM does it a lot, and now HHL is starting down the same dark path.
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HHL loyalists taking that sutton bank visitor centre x
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>>82809695
Ah, sorry I didn't realise it was a sexist company
>sexist whaaa?
How you say woman ing
>no that's just how we say it, because YOU MEN ALWA....
*does a 360 and walks away*
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>>82809714
Isn't it what you see with people who are either chronic substance abusers or very low IQ, or both?
Like part of their brain gets mushed or something and it makes them repeat words and phrases over and over, sometimes one right after the other. SSM is a particularly bad case
>I went to shops. I went to shops. I w-w-went over to the sh-sh-shops eh? Well so I went to the shops, see? I w-w-was going to the sh-Well I needed to go to the shops yeah?
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>>82809714
>starting
lol
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>>82809714

Mate who gives a fuck lmfao x
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>>82809710
nice try, Sherlock, but the hyphen in "woman-ing" is 7 pixels wide and so are the HYPHENS in "100s-1,000s" and "4-5". when really, those should be en dashes.

some of us just use Linux and have zero issues typing proper punctuation. it's not all an AI conspiracy.
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Not into "BL" visual novels at all. Is it queers or women playing them?
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>>82809725
>Isn't it what you see with people who are either chronic substance abusers or very low IQ, or both?
Yeah you get that too.
You can be clean of substance abuse and fairly intelligent and still develop this, by being a shut-in. I think that's what we're seeing here.
The desperate reaching out with inane spam is him trying to make a connection with someone, but he has lost the ability.
Lord knows what he's like IRL by now.
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>>82809736
I use linux mate, but she used two em dashes when a normal person wouldn't use any
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>>82809761
i use them ;_;

i mean even on /britfeel/ i sometimes use two hyphens--classic ASCII style--and why shouldn't i?
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You're a whiskey man, are you not?

On the fucking house x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
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Is HelperLad still on his bender?
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>>82809777
Mummy's been round to tell him off, but yeah he's back on it.
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Is ofcom gonna off us?
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This was your brand

Our real home all this
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Helperlad about to die of liver failure and be isekai'd into a fantasy world full of busty maidens.
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Put upon? Ain't that the way. Man just trying to live his life.

I see it all the time x
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Started wearing a hat indoors
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Aww yeah just lloyd the bar tender x
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>>82809807
Very noncecoded behaviour lad ngl
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It's enough to make a man sick x
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DVDlad, I need recommendations for good Chinese movies that showcase the best cinematography in modern film. Any ideas?
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Literally no point in working if you can't return home to this.
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So we lived in Sunderland

But it was comfortable but we were happy

We were traumatized x
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>>82809822
Mostly watched older Chinese/Hong Kong/Taiwanese films. I could give you a few recommendations of ones I really like.
>a brighter summer day
>yiyi
>farewell ny concubine
>in the mood for love
>flowers of shanghai
>come drink with me (one of my personal favourites)
>the valiant ones
>dragon inn
>curse of the golden flower
>daughter of the nile
>suzhou river
>the last emperor (technically a coproduction but filmed in the forbidden city and really amazing cinematography)

I'm not exactly an expert to be honest and none of those are particularly modern.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/67737481/#67740221
>might get a hat, become one of those lads who just wears a hat all the time

3 years later, and you have to wonder.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4493qE3Uuyo
>The UK Begins Process of Blocking 4Chan in 60 Days
60 days left. Nice knowing you lads.
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>>82809843
Have you always been a gullible mong?
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It's fucking over x

Finishing off these wokkles then garn back to beddingtons

Mam just phoned me x
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ok but why does that need to be a video?
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Gov's gonna block 4chan by end of year.
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>We will also impose a daily penalty of 100 quid per day, starting from tomorrow, for either 60 days or until 4chan provides us with this information, whichever is sooner
>60 days

60 DAYS UNTIL LIGHTS OFF
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>>82809856
he, Lunduke, does a lot of tech/tech company reviews, mainly around linux though
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Funny because that'#s around christmas. Imagine being sat here around Christmas with no one to chat to cause 4chan is banned. gonna be lonely
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They're definitely going to block it lads! It'll be the first website ISPs have ever agreed to block without a high court order. And it'll happen in 60 days!! For sure!!...90 at the most!
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I really dont know what I'll do once this site gets banned. I mean I have a VPN so I'll still be able to access it. And I would be willing to buy a 4chan pass if lots of other people did. But I am going to assume no one will buy one. So Britfeel threads will possibly just die.
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>HAPPENING

The controversial online forum 4chan risks being blocked in the UK after refusing to pay a fine from Ofcom for breaking rules set by the Online Safety Act.
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Hong kong? So fucking China?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY&t=10s
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>>82809893
Don't worry about it lad. Literally won't happen
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>>82809828
I would turn her into a quivering mess, ngl
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oh yea, it was my birthday 2 days ago and none of you cunts wished me a happy birthday, fair enough, i never told any of you it was my birthday, but still...
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>>82809842
very possible that was me desu
hope you're enjoying my long term character development
nice warm head atm
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Why is the mong just posting random movie and TV quotes on repeat? Seems like he's gone past actually fishing for attention which is the usual gambit. Think his brain is broke. Gobless x
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>>82809912
>Literally won't happen
Why wont it happen? Ofcom can easily have the site banned if they wanted.
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>>82809912
Could you explain your rationale behind why it won't? Because the gears certainly seem to be turning in that direction.
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>>82809920
>Ofcom can easily have the site banned if they wanted.

No they can't. They have no powers to enforce that.

>>82809923
Because they'd need an order from the high court and there's no way it would be granted because they'd need to prove tangible, recent and ongoing harm to a British person or business. That's the threshold.
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might get one in 59 days or so
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>>82809918
why do you say this like it's some recent phenomenon?

my friend worked in a school for autistic kids, one of the lads could only speak in adverts he'd heard on the telly.
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>>82809928
How were they able to ban Pirate Bay and other movie sites such as PutLocker? Did Pirate Bay harm British people?
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>>82809941
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!
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>>82809945
Yeah, those websites harmed British businesses. Also to be clear it wasn't Ofcom who banned Pirate Bay. Ofcom brought the case to court, but it was the High Court who actually forced ISPs to block it. Ofcom are toothless on their own.
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Chika's unwashed arse
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>>82809945
harms the economy, was the Digital Economy Act, after all. not any (Personal/something) Safety Act.

i disagree but that's how they spun piracy. fucking ISPs didn't even agree: TalkTalk backed that "Don't Disconnect Us" campaign.
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Where are you from? Hiding in the back x

Are you mute? Can you speak English?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY&t=10s
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had a dream that some Star Trek fans actually figured out how to travel to the future. they took over a real spaceship in all their daft Starfleet/Klingon costumes, since the actual crew weren't used to random strangers boarding their ships.

they broke onto the bridge and, because it was vaguely Star-Trek-y, they ASSUMED they knew how to fly it. instead they just hit random buttons and it did nothing. simply wasted everyone's time.
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BING BONG LMFAO


FUCK THE LOT OF YA
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What the fuck is so funny about me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
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if she's gaslighting him against Lucas and his boyfriend, how can they stop The Troll King from gaslighting everyone else?!
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>>82810014
You are nothing like those men.
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>>82810014
Your long neck
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What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how?

Is is the way I talk? I ammuse you You said it not me x
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>>82810025
>Buckley still doesnt know he's meant to make his comics have jokes
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YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME LEAVE
I WEAR THIS ON MY SLEEVE
GIVE ME A REASON TO BE STEVE
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I wish R was born here in Turkiye. Then maybe we could have been together
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Sit down frank x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCdRwUStuKM
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Anyone else get extreme anxiety talking to people online/in video games? It seems silly but
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>>82810094
Not when I'm on cocaine. Otherwise yes.
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>>82810094
yeah but then everything makes me anxious so I have to just do it anyway
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Nah mate ya late x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa_5m3cmSc
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>>82810062
Luv me MCR
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>>82810094
i went on that Fortnite and a guy called me a 'noob faggot' for having one of the default character models.

i could take it, but he also had a similar go at some actual little kids (they'd just left their mics running).

completely unwinnable scenario, socially speaking.
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>>82810094
Kinda? It depends if I feel relaxed or confident with the game, or its not competitive.
I used to chat a fair bit in LoL once I got past the shitter leagues as people were good enough to not make others mad but not so good they took it super srs.
Games like Chivalry also had loads of chatting be fine because everyone was just chill and having a good time.

I always ignore chat in FPS games or whatever and shit like that.
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I am taking traffic into a account x
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>>82810025
This is the second one of these I've seen lately. He is so far off the deep end now, genuinely amazed that anyone still reads this shit.
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Love going into old/abandoned gmod servers me. Like servers with 2 to 3 players on and exploring the place, maybe chatting to them or whatever. It's slightly unnerving at times
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Why should I apologize? For being offensive? Because you can't take a fucking joke?
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>>82810136
>genuinely amazed that anyone still reads this shit.
I dont think many do, and if they do its for a laugh.
He's got nowt on my boy Ronnie.
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>>82810138
Done similar things in the past. You show up in some ancient place and it's been the same 3 people chatting for the last 20 years and then suddenly you're there.
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>>82810141
What did your mam say to you?
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>>82810138
Did this a lot back when trackmania was free.
Those little server communities can start to feel important if you go on a lot, then one day it's just gone forever.
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>>82810148
Should just get in on the meme like rick astley did and start making loss edits or references. Might get ad revenue if he did.
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Fuck the lot of ya lmfao x
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https://serverlist.jkhub.org/#game=jka&sortBy=humans&sortReverse=1

corrr couple of active Jedi Academy servers atm. looks like there's still a mildly active scene of clans who have different servers running.
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I want you to endorse me x
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>>82810180
How come you have such a long neck? Neither your mother or father have a long neck. Strange.
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Mum was ill as fuck this weekend past so took care of her and things. Now I can feel the cold coming on. Hate this feeling.
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Random, but what's your favourite smell?
For me it's freshly brewed coffee, or cocoa butter.
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been watching The Good Place with the gfberg
netflix thumbnail and title makes it look like garbage but i put it on bc someone else mentioned it and its become my favourite thing i've watched in a while
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>>82810205
It's one of the worst ones lad, that fatigue and slight bunged up feeling where you know you have to get worse before you can get better.

Best recommendation I have is get some beroccas and some echinacea and go to absolute town on them, seems to boost the immune a bit where you can get a headstart on recovery
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>>82810219
I really like it too, recently finished a full rewatch and got some good laughs out of it. Also just feels like it has a sensible ending and wasn't just kept going until it overstayed it's welcome.

That big twist at the end of season 1 blew my tits off the first time round. Where are you up to?
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>>82809859
Hope so lad, I've got my VPN ready and I'll just buy a pass when 4chan gets blocked.
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>>82810217
my wife's armpit approximately 8 hours but no more than 16 hours after she last showered
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Linux Mint is shite. Already I've got decreased battery life and my laptop is heating up whenever I watch videos in fullscreen or have Spotify open. Anyone recommend a better distro?
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>Royal Navy Chaplain
>starting salary of 60,235
Lads I'm starting to feel God's presence
It's the calling
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>>82810235
Xubuntu if you have a shit laptop
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Finishing off me wooze now x
OOps x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMWat6x7cGI

TAKE ME BACK

https://jactf.com/
apparently i can just go back (i won't.)
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I used to love the sledding game mode on Garry's Mod but I can't find a single server now. Sad times
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A hotel I've stayed in over the years to catch 6:30am flights (I have to be checked in at 4am in the airport) because I stay a good hour and a half drive away is undergoing refurbishment and is not available to book at until August 2026. I usually stay there in July, my brain is tingling with annoyance.
However, they have erected a "smart hotel" at the airport, essentially portacabin/covid cubicles so i guess i can stay in one of those the night before.
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remember downloading frag movies off those shitty GameFront sites.
it's actually how i discovered a lot of metal bands. actually a flaw of YouTube that you can't post videos of yourself pwning n00bz to Turisas or The Matrix soundtrack or something.
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Finishing off my wooze now wtf x

It's fucking over x
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Love Source engine games. Just have a lot of nostalgia for them.
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I am going to beddingtons

I'm sorry for eveything x
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>>82810316
Nobody here or IRL likes you anymore
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>>82810235
>Anyone recommend a better distro?
Windows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6y4-w-8MDQ

you and me, /britfeel/. no Force Powers, pistols only, coruscant_streets.
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grammar is still solid he's not too wissed x
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Reckon I shall be making toad in the hole for dins tonight. Got a hankering for a big old pile of mash and such. Smart move to past me by making too much hole batter and freezing it a couple weeks ago.
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>>82810359
we all have our poisons. might not be able to swat a ladybird, but i reckon i'm still a dab hand with a deagle.
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Being drunk is cringe af
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>>82810371
some sussy bakas out there, evie.

me? going to cop some more xannies fr fr.
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Tommy Robinson arrived in the beautiful nation of Israel

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1978456739855942122
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3 fucking days that mong has completely shit up this thread with all his "tee hee lads, im drinking ALCOHOL" like a fucking child

Now we get a brief 8+ hour break then we have to put up with the "life is better without drink" and then its 2-3 days of this overly optimistic cope about how great things are until this entire fucking cycle repeats its self

Just fuck off
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>>82810402
filter him m8, improves the quality of the thread dramatically
thankfully he's an even bigger attention whore than our usual shitters so he has to have a trip that makes him easy to filter out

now if ruthmong could get one too then these threads might actually be decent
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>>82810349
I'm not a Windows shagger or nothing but in my Linux computers I do get frustrated with how fucking difficult it is to do certain things. I have a basic ubuntu installation as a tv slave and I'm having battles with torrent programs. So I wanted qbittorrent but the downloaded app, or getting it from the ubuntu app collection gui just wouldn't work, didn't do shit. Doing an apt-get also just gave up on me, so I ended up having to snap install it, but same problem with some of the versions of that, but eventually got one that at least installed and worked. Cool, all well and good and we got there in the end, but now I don't have a way of starting it at boot. If I put in the name of the file to the startup apps list it doesn't do it, I can't get the absolute path to try that because of this snap business, and if I do try to set it as a custom command with 'snap run qbittorrent-whateverthedeveloperthatpackeditiscalled' it just says it doesn't exist, even though I'm copy pasting it from the list of snap installed programs.

It's a minor issue and I could probably fix it by uninstalling and reinstalling a different torrent client, or in a different way but it's a fucking faff because I already have downloaded torrents seeding and I need them there.
Also have a galliumos Chromebook that for a long time I had to enter a specific grub command every time to get it to boot, because I'd had the gaul to let it update some packages that just fucked the whole install. I've put a fresh install on that and it's working fine now, but it's irritating and hard. Like I know I'm being filtered here, I'm ok with computers while not being a programmer and have to work with linux in my job so I don't get scared by a command line, but I do miss the convenience of a tickbox in qbittorrent menu that says "start on windows boot' that just does that.
Msoft are determined to continue making the experience shitter by forcing onedrive so there's also that. Everything is shitter.
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>>82810402
You ALWAYS seething about Sean kek. You need to chill out and go outside
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Doing a bit of gmod exploration. Found a casino server which was fun, chatted with a lad and played some blackjack and roulette. There was a Russian guy there too but he didn't talk.
Cool gamemode, should be more popular.
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>>82810413
>Msoft are determined to continue making the experience shitter
This is the key, and why I feel it's best to persevere with linux
Windows is only going to get worse in terms of both functionality and privacy
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>>82810402
I banned him from my life, banned his name and his trip. He can go die in a pool of piss in a cold alleyway this winter for all i care.
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>>82810413
Linux is amazing if your time is worth nothing so you can fuck about with endless bollocks like this post all to get a simple torrent client working
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Watching a movie on Plex, how modern
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>>82810413
i think this is a problem with distros that add systems on top of systems on top of systems to make it all """easier""".

not just being a hipster, if you know any Linux system ever will run what's in .xinitrc when it fires up the X Window System, you can just add 'qbittorrent-daemon' (or whatever) into there. it's a line in a text file, you understand what it's doing.
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>>82810485
I don't fully understand what you're saying, but part of my problem is that I can't actually find a way to get the qbittorrent application to run via the command line, if I could I could set and forget a shonky workaround. As it stands the only current way I can get it to actually open is to double click on the icon
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>>82810504
in pure brass tracks command-line Linux, there are a few different files it checks for and just runs what's in them.

but yeah if you don't know the actual name of the command/program (tried just typing 'qbit' then hitting tab?) then who knows.

it'll be somewhere in your $PATH lad. maybe Ubuntu has some way to view where the desktop icon points? (same way Windows does, the actual .exe in C:/Program Files/ or wherever)
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Might have another wank me
Just watched Notting Hill
Julia Roberts got paid 15 million to be in that, some daft romcom, 15 big ones, how does one even comprehend such numbers
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Another minimum wage job (22,600/year) rejecting me for not having enough experience. Oh aye. Didn't realise how competitive it was to be earning the absolute basics.
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>>82810530
Thanks lad will have a poke about after work, I did try to figure out where the icon was pointing but couldn't find anything and the similar online questions didn't really apply to my niche situation. I got bored of it yesterday so maybe I'll have more patience today.
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r lucy will be free before 4chan gets banned, then she'll probably suck me off hopefully
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got this weird feeling in my left ring finger, like it's brushing against a hair.
not painful, just mildly irritating.
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>>82810572
gout
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Total /shitfeel/ destruction.
You chuds should've thought twice about criticising SIR Keith.
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>>82810572
Pinched nerve
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>>82810584
there's a thousand other chans for me to post my drivel on
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>>82810442
right click, properties, make executable.
it now works, gee golly gosh I 've wasted my life to get a program to run.
Are you like 5 seconds old?
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>>82810572
Blood poisoning
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>>82810610
There are six schizos here who will all go to different altchans to be ignored.
/shitfeel/ is OVER.
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>>82810413
>>82810442
>people on 4cuck in 2025 can't even do normie tasks on Ubuntu
This place deserves to be banned.
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>>82810620
That's okay man I don't care
I need a little bit of interaction and I'll be fine
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>>82810578
nah lad. first thought was a secret hair under my S/X key on my keyboard, but there wasn't.

may have solved the mystery. i just looked under a magnifying work light: i have the TINIEST cut. not visible to the naked eye. those microns of skin must be triggering my "fug, a hair" response.
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>Reports of sexual offences on trains up by a third since 2015
Why's this happening bros?
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>>82810641
I just wanted to see if 'gout' would beat the robot desu
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>>82810644
People cant afford to own a car anymore
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>bald eagle
>isnt actually bald
what were the americans thinking
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>>82810648
you've robbed a genuine goutposter, anon.

anyway any lads who have one of these, go look at your fingertips RIGHT NOW.
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>>82810644
As always, its usually because of better recording, people more likely to report it, and the definition of "sexual offence" being so broad that wolf whistling a passing person can be treated as one.
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>>82810698
lots of cartoons drew birds as if they were bald or had a bald spot.
as a child, i just assumed that's what a 'bald eagle' was tbqh.
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>>82810644
browns
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When 4chan gets blocked.

You will go to another chan and create a britfeel thread, it will be slow as fuck.
You will browse other chans hoping a britfeel made there is more active. It won't be.

You will abandon all hope of an active britfeel thread and you will snake your way into the most active British themed thread that is available on one of the chans.

Your in thread jokes, personalities, online lolcows, ASMRists, gimmicks and daily thread spam will count for nothing on this British themed thread and your posts will go ignored.
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>>82810711
What do you do with that lad? Something sexual no doubt.
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>>82810726
Well that one's a vulture lad, who are actually quite bald in the face region.
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>>82810752
>When this thing that won't happen happens

Lol
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>i it won't happen. Please reply to me, any twaddle will do, please, I'm so lonely, someone please interact with me
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>>82810752
All things come to an end, you'll understand this of life as you grow up.
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>>82810752
Okay, at what point do I give a shit?
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>>82810763
Shippy is quite bald in the head region
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>>82804749
This fat cunt is utterly beneath contempt. His only distinguishing attribute is that he is an incorrigible glutton.
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>>82810794
>Shippy is quite bald in the head region
xD
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>You must have previous experience to work in a supermarket
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The new chans will come with strange new challenges
Are you prepared?
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>>82810830
Not even remotely. Tbqh if it goes go I will quite quickly move on. Not going to join a discord with the discordmongs.
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>>82810814
good afternoon editormong
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Beddingtons does indeed beckon

Womfy, that
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>>82810843
I'm not editormong, but nice try.
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>>82810763
aye, have to admit, /co/ is tearing me a new one:
>>>/co/150849359

my mistake for searching 'buzzard' over 'vulture'
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i like the idea that lollers had about irc i don't know how to go about any of it but it sounds good, as anon as we'll get and not discord
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>>82810830
lol. i remember one where they made the CAPTCHA 'type the following kanji' or some shite.
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Lollers getting credit for my IRC idea ;__;

anyway yeah hop on Rizon, someone register #/britfeel/ or #britfeel. cba to op a fucking IRC channel.
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>>82810878
>>82810900
used to post on the 7chan irc a bit and it was very comfy
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>>82810932
they have an /irc/ board, mostly posters saying the server is ded. sad times.

#uk on Rizon sucks because it's mostly /pol/ nonsense. but #truth is fun: it's ALSO /pol/ nonsense, but with old-school crazies mixed in.
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>>82810878
>>82810900
>>82810932
I spoke to Lollers on IRC when 4chan got hacked. He has Lollers in his name on irc. It was breddy chill on irc, I just used the web interface to get on it the irc apps look complicated imo
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not right that woman moved when mark got on the train. he got hidden disability. he didn't ask to be born.
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Japanese name Ai. Pronounced Ah-eee.
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>>82810779
Lol pure projection here lad
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>>82810994
it's very barebones by modern standards but that's not a bad thing really. you can just use GUI menus in something like HexChat.

i think as complex as it gets is knowing a couple of commands. really you just need to
>/msg NickServ REGISTER password123
so nobody else can steal your name. then do
>/msg NickServ IDENTIFY password123
to sign in, although HexChat has a box where it'll automatically do this.
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>>82811023
and yet the popular cartoon character, Lain, is pronounced 'Lain'.
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>>82810814
I respect him more than I respect you to be honest. At least he has the courage to be true to himself
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>>82811072
It's Serial Experiments La-een
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>>82811062
I remember doing the registration can't remember the identify part but I must have. I'll have a look at Hex chat if someone makes a britfeel thread on irc. I looked at Pidgin chat that didn't look as complex as the others I looked at
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>just go on irc with lollers the lad who hacked 4chan he wont hack you i promise
mongs
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>>82810872
The important thing is the endless quest for knowledge lad
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>>82811137
As if Lollers, one of the top people in a huge trans-national paedo ring, would draw attention to himself by hacking anyone. Let alone hacking a website like 4Chan.
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>>82811137
i'll just use a vHost, it's like a shield against hacking.
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Spent about an hour in a weird Sandbox server on gmod talking to 2 nice lads. They made their own synthesiser in game and it was really cool. Love going on little servers like that and finding interesting stuff
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>>82811233
sounds nice lad. any screenshots, or you keeping it private?
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>>82811233
Sounds like two poofs. Only joking lad lol. Hahaha. Just clowning.
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Porridgemong when he gets home from work
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does anyone remember the guy who used to post his 4'9" ish paki gf here? i had some of his photos saved but i lost them.
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back in the freeware days, had hours of fun sticking thrusters on the spooky roundabout.
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>>82811262
Keeping it private for now, but I could post screenshots in the future if there was interest
>>82811270
Haha,just joking of course
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>>82811144
aye, some friendly boards on 4chan, happy to share their wisdom.

>>>/mu/128088373
bit passive-aggressive, but that lad DID answer me.
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Addicted to honey roasted cashews. They're expensive as fuck and not good for you
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For me? It's visual novels. Of the Japanese kind. I like the ones with lots of non con sex and gore.
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sober edish next
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>>82811321
Very nice though aren't they? Corrrrrr.
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>>82811380
hope someone makes a decent edish. i have a fun picture for us all, but it's not worth being the OP image.
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Drinking water in beddingtons nows x
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I'm sorry. Im done with the women in my family.
Birthday last month, get 500 for my birthday
ALL of them are coming to me for money today, saying "we gave you a lot of money"

I DIDNT REALISE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT WAS A FUCKING LOAN!!!!
FUCKING CUNTS!!!
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I wonder if the Japanese read Mills and Boon like Westerners read manga.
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If you believe Christianity is real but think Islam is obviously fake, you're probably not that bright
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Lads is it over, no more 4chins for us?
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Standing back and standing bys x
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>>82811411
i bet it's some fun foreign niche to someone, like "AMERICAN reacts to BRITISH SITCOM!" YouTube nonsense.

they're pretty simple fluff as far as books go (have read 3 or 4) so they might even be good for learning English.
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New thread when my good lads
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Don't mean to be out of order?

Embarrassing me front ofnmybfriends
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>>82811410
>get 500 for my birthday
500 quid? are your family property developers or something?
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Ain't that the fucking way x
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Fucking hell I've been a alcholic daze since Sunday x

I didn't even realize it was Wednesday. I legit thought it was Monday lmfao x
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erm hello??? new threadlingtons when???
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>>82811536
Sean should make it since he's just going to spam it for attention
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HHL is off his rocker now its over
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>>82811536
>>>82811536
>On it now lid x

>>82811574
>>
given all our filter-frens, i see a flaw with that thread.



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