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I'm on call with my online girlfriend of 1 year (she's asleep) and we've met up before and took each others virginity the first day we saw each other and fucked for 5 hours. I then took her to a corner store to get her snacks (she could barely walk) and we cuddled to sleep.

Online dating can work out bros. She's way out of my league too. I plan on driving to see her this winter.
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>>82827246
fuck you nigger im jealous
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>>82827246
you can probably make it work because you're mostly normal and have a job.
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>>82827259
I'm a solid 4-5/10... it's just a matter of statistics when you dedicated years to finding the one like I did
But you shouldn't look on 4chan, all the women here are the worst. We met each other on Discord.
>>82827265
I was definitely not normal. We were first extremely hostile towards one another because I was in my blackpill phase and I would accuse her of being an empty husk and post photos of how I'm balding and ask her if she would still "date any dude" and so on and so forth. If she did not post her dog I don't think we would have ever gotten to this point because that's what made us have a real conversation.
The job part is partially true but we didn't do anything extravagant though, I just got an AirBNB and bought her snacks and took her shopping for a couple of days (we mostly spent time at the park and mall if we weren't watching movies I had pirated on my laptop or having sex).
If anything the most I spent on was gas for my car.
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>>82827311
if you can hold a job you're normie, if I could hold a job I could also get a gf. Also blackpill stuff in 2025 is extremely common everyone is "blackpilled" even stacy, and chad
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>>82827246
where are you from?
what's your race?
is your gf non-white?
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>>82827311
im joking, i already gave up, i cbf trying for years to find the one
>all the women on here are the worst
thats my issue, im a woman on 4chan.
most of the men on here suck too
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>>82827335
I'm a lot worse than you think I am but I'm not going to justify myself
>>82827372
>>where are you from?
USA
>>what's your race?
Hispanic
>>is your gf non-white?
She is white
>>82827385
>most of the men on here suck too
That's true. Fags, simps, degenerates, attentionwhores, smartasses, evil autists, etc.
There's obviously the one in a million man/woman who would be a good fit for someone on here, but I don't think it's productive to invest time and effort to looking for that person.
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>>82827311
What do you mean you met on discord? How did you come together on the same server?
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>>82827246
i'm too old, no femanon wants 34 year old loser.
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>>82827445
It was a small tech/gaming server my friend owned but ironically half the conversations were about politics and topics like blackpill. Long story short we were talking about how important looks are, and I got really angry at her for saying she doesn't really care about looks. Long story short x2 we end up having genuine conversations and yeah we started dating.
I think small cozy servers always end up making successful e-couples all the time, I've seen it on so many occasions.
>>82827452
I wouldn't bullshit you and say you've got a big chance but there's always some possibility. But 34 is pretty far gone.
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>>82827385
There's no way a woman using this site is sane.
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>>82827585
i dont have a personality disorder/severe mental illness or anything, but im terribly depressed and plan on committing suicide, so im not all that "sane"
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>>82827536
I see... any advice for finding servers like that?
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My online gf is probably going to visit in a couple of months and I'm really nervous because she's so hilariously out of my league it's not even funny.
Please describe the process of meeting for the first time in excruciating detail.
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>>82827627
Idk rlly, my friend just invited me to his server. Make online friends? Anyone can do that rlly, I think at least
>>82827706
Well I'm not some expert but I can tell you what we did
>Meet up at a park
>We walk around and talk about how it's great to see each other, how I was scared of her finding me ugly, etc.
>She's way hotter in person, I almost got a boner just holding hands with her but I had to act natural
>We watch some ducks and try to call them to us jokingly
>We sit down on a rock and I light a cigarette (mainly to look cool but i do smoke lol) and we start talking about our plans
>She tells me about things to do in her city when we arent together (whenever I couldn't see her because she was off on babysitting duty I would impatiently wait in my airbnb to see her again)
>Blah blah blah I drive her home because she has to take care of her little brother for a couple of hours
>Pick her up at 9pm and we go to my airbnb
>Sit down for a couple of hours watching a movie and ordered some food (I think I gave her a moderate ick because I eat like a starving Victorian child but it's whatever)
>We're both high libido lust demons and we went into extreme detail of the shit we're going to do to each other when we meet IRL and so I start making a move
>I ask her nonchalantly "Did we forget about the things we were talking about? Haha"
>She starts getting flustered and nervous so I just pull her in for a kiss and we make out on the couch and fuck on the bed for hours. literal hours.
If you're not extremely autistic and can muster up a semi natural act then you'll be fine I think. My girlfriend knew about my total inexperience and was fine with it. You'd have to put it in the context of how your girlfriend is.
Bonus points if you want to score you should set expectations for both of y'all about the degenerate shit y'all want to do lol
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Congrats OP. Reminds me a bit of my online gf of 16 months. We met irl after 8 months of dating and were fucking withing 15 minutes of seeing each other. I met mine on /soc/ and she's just a little bit crazy (depression and anorexia that got cured by being in a happy relationship).

How old are the two of you? I'm guessing she can't be too old since youlre saying she's pretty and was a virgin.
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>>82827853
does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? do you rape her? does she cum quick?
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>>82827425
>>>where are you from?
>USA
europoors lose again. it's impossible for americans to be lonely. simply impossible. this isn't a feat, you just got one of the many lonely low standard insane girls that roam this site and your country.
try living in europe for a day you'll kill yourself immediately



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