Cosplay editionQott: is there any character you would like to cosplay as?Previously on r9g:>>82832367
if you look anything like this email me immediately
>>82844095>only four heads tallomg pedo
Small pp tops...
>>82844124Are not chads and you will not date them
>>82844136They are and I certainly will!
Bad thread, old tranny made it
I am a gigantic faggot please rape my face
>>82844147They are not and you certainly won't!>>82844170Can't sorry my penis is too small bottoms make fun of me for it
>>82844180What's wrong with you dude your pics were fine
I need to see a small pp now that you keep bringing it up.
>>82844196small penis 1
Reminder that twinks should be tops
>>82844193My bulge is tiny it's way too small and bottoms hate me for it
>>82844229I don't hate you for it but I hate how weird you act in these threads
Noo my butt is too small tops would never date me because I'm not a chad.
>>82844205Not small but sure is not the prettiest
>>82844238Unironically me, but I also keep remembering that I'm a deadweight gaydead 26yo dysgenic non chad 194cm 90kg non cute bottom and God's been calling me whether I'm online (have my cross on) or not and His voice been telling me to kms for 7 years.
>>82844255my bad bro how about this one
>>82844277Oh my god it's like looking in a mirror this exactly what having a 7 inch penis feels like no wonder all the bottoms hate me and hate my bulge pics
>>82844205>Mario bed sheets and no foreskin
>search for something>go to page 5 results>get website full of hot twinks>?????it haunts me i swear
https://youtu.be/0gjBvDHcD7U
>Go on social media to search for something>Find website full of hot twinks waiting to reject and humiliate me for not being chad>?????It happens every time I swear
Boring faggots can't even entertain me. What use is a monkey that can't dance? [Don't answer, we are not having a conversation]
>>82844124I wanna sleep with a 5-6" dick top. But they have to be cute
>smug anime posting teenagerDime a dozen.
>>82844434And none of them will ever have sex with meCan you guess why?
>>82844402wow great video
>>82844468Their butts are too small and you only go for big butt chads.
>>82844475I already have a big butt myself why would I need another?
>>82844432>small pp>5-6"
https://youtu.be/u4k8YeT5FPY
remember we have a tagmap if you want to add yourself on it :)https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/
>self hating, vague posting low self esteem whoreDime a thousand.
>>82844515I know doesn't this idiot realize that 8" is average length?
>>82844515I didn't even say it was a small pp, you just assumed. Anyway this is the range I want. My dildo is 5" and it makes me cum hard
>uses sex toysIck
I have 5" and never made anyone cum.
>>82843906>I'm fairly sure I haven't talked to you on discord since you're none of the few discussions I've had with people from hereThat is a lie, we talk all the time, I could post screenshots with our nicknames hidden, I don't want to start drama, I just get pretty upset when you lie, I don't like when people lie.I try to talk to you often but you are pretty mean and say rough words, then I try to "match your vibe" (or whatever young people say these days) using the same words you use and then you start to say some pretty hurtful stuff, I told you I'm autistic, I told you I have trouble talking to people, it is so difficult to talk to you without you getting aggressive and mean for out of nowhere and I don't know how to deal with that, I don't know if you are just joking around, I don't know if you are being serious, I have trouble understanding you yet I keep trying to talk to you but you keep being mean.
>>82844584Well if I'm too cowardly to go there and get dick, I might as well settle for the next best thing. Don't be so judgemental anon.
Need asexual gay bf bad.
Kinda sad how zoomers look so old but also funny. Millennial supremacy.
Another day another frozen pizza after having McDonalds for lunch. One step forward and two steps back. I will never change.
>>82844623>I can't stop talking to abusechad meow even Your fault and you deserve it cuck
mango mustard 67 lol
>>82844720What's your criteria? They have lots of "ready made" refrigerated stuff at cub foods.
>>82844720damn bro wish i could pig out on micky d's but shit is too expensive. where can an emer effing goy get his goygrub on for cheap nowadyas no what im sayimainnnnn
i ate mcdonalds every day for a week once and now i can't stand it anymore
McDonald's literally tastes like nothing I don't know how people like it.
idk if i'm gay or a prison gay or straight anymore
>>82844794The McChicken causes unbelievable pain to my stomach
oh god i wish i could worship chad cock everyday too bad i'm straight sigh damn it all...
yall niggas be freaks
I had fast food 4 times this week. The number is creeping up again. Maybe next week I'll do better.
>>82844954rampant degeneracy is a prerequisite to being a sodomite
>>82844954that kitten is just trying to suckle and adult cats will sometimes do it as a comfort mechanism.
>>82844704I'm a zoomer and I'm going to rape and best you until you worship my generation in a Jim Carrey voice you faggot.
>>82845005that's so true bestie
Is wanting a bottom bf that will bend over and let you sniff his asshole normal?
>>82844205Is that chadbot dick? Why you insecure bro your dick looks fine
>>82845256yes>>82845263bro I like that dick but it is definitely an unconventionally attractive one. like, one where its offputting appearance makes the idea of sucking it or getting fucked by it naughtier because of its grossnesswhat i'm saying is: it's ugly, but in a hot way
Gay niggers really can't make a compliment, it's either mother toilet or gross ugly and disgusting instead of cool or average/not as bad with you
>>82845298genuinely unhinged post. please compose your posts into a more coherent format in the future instead of your stream of consciousness venting, thank you.
>>82845279>Tfw my dick is just ugly and not in a hot way because I'm not chad
>>82845477the bit is getting old, bro. give it a break
My leg is hurting again, I hate this so much but it is what it is. Guess I better get used to it.
>>82845497Why won't a bottom give me a break and fuck me?
>>82845039You think I'd just sit there and let you rape me? Good luck overpowering me >I'm a zoomer and I'm going to rape and best you until you worship my generationYou know what? This is kinda cute in a way. Best me how?
>>82844238Capp
Bottoms with flat asses do look kinda weird when they bend over cause it's all boney
I need a bf to hotdog with no penetration and take his backshots.
>>82845527probably because you aren't making the steps to?
>>82845676>Bottoms want me to build them a staircase just so they will fuck meDo I look like a fucking stonemason?
>>82845694alright buddy anyway me hungy
>>82845510i strained a muscle in my right butt several months ago and if i sit down for a few hours at a stretch it starts hurting and hurts the rest of the day. if i walk around rather than sitting it feels totally fine, so i figure nothing serious is wrong. i also got a kind of weird random pimple thing on my right shin a few weeks before that though, which left a little scar bump that feels weirdly faintly painful sometimes. i dont think these things are related, but who knows?
what do you do if you are romantically attracted to adult men but not physically because you are actually a filthy pedophile ?
I hate this time of evening where I'm too tired to do anything but it's too early for bed.
>>82845794suicide is always an option originally
>>82845868I know I'm disgusting but I want to live I have no intention of hurting anybody I just want to cope in peace
>>82845794unironically no clue bro. you might be fucked. if i were you, i'd try the romantic game with a guy as you learn to love their physical quirks as much as personality quirks so even if it's not your preference you can still probably learn to enjoy it. if it doesn't work, then at least you know
>>82845929it's hard to find a guy that is okay with little to no sex I still like them romantically my dick just doesn't work unless it's vile I have been cursed
>>82845962How old do you like? Like you can't get hard to adult men at all? even 18-20 year olds?
>>82845962I mean have you actually tried? How can you know if you haven't actually found a guy to focus that romantic energy at (which can manifest as physical attraction)?
>>82845970I can get hard the first time with effort but then each time it gets harder and harder and guys get frustrated thinking they are the problem. My penis likes em real young don't hate me please I already hate myself enough It's not like a choice it's more like a curse
>>82846018how old are you yourself?
>>82846018like pre-pubencent? I can maybe understand liking teenagers but that young is unacceptable. How old are you and have you always been this way?
>>82846027Old enough to make it wrong without question >>82846033I have been like this since I was a teen I never said it wasn't disgusting I didn't choose to be like this do you think I like being like this? I don't like it I hate it and I'm torn between blowing my brains out or slitting my wrists
Shit we got a legit pedo here. I don't know what to say. I don't think you can ever switch to adults. Just stay away from real children, don't give the right more ammo to use against us and don't harm an innocent child.
>>82844072So this is /fag/ - flat ass general thenDamn
>>82846101I'm a top and I ass mogg a lot of the bottoms here sadly
>>82846088I would kill myself before harming anyone with this in fact I might do it soon if I can get some good amount of fent I'm starting to feel less like living I want out I never asked for this it's not fair it's bullshit if ai brain implants can't fix me there is no hope and I should just die I'm starting not to give a fuck about myself I hate myself
>>82846061thats not why i asked really. let me make an analogy...its not that weird for someone to want only mac n cheese and tendies through college or even until like 25, but if their tastes havent expanded by the time theyre 30 or 35 then it starts to become kinda weird and then weird weird. it may seem a little callow to make a silly analogy to a more serious situation, but nevertheless...i wouldn't be so hard on yourself. it was always weird to me that people considered thomas mann's a death in venice or plato's charmides just regular literature when they just basically take utterly for granted the, er, themes that you discuss, as in saying things like "he was a beautiful boy and i wanted to touch him as everyone naturally does." the ancient take on the subject is very funny, its basically, "of course mac n cheese and tendies are good but only a stunted person would want to keep eating that forever."
>>82846160It's worse than mac and cheese it's like candy and I hate myself for it
>>82846183its not your fault that it happened, whether due to birth or upbringing. the only way imo that fault enters into it is if you keep immersing yourself in stimulating things of that nature, which could serve to "stunt" and hinder an expanding of what you like. let me copy a section from plato's charmides:"I took the place which he assigned to me, by the side of Critias the son of Callaeschrus, and when I had saluted him and the rest of the company, I told them the news from the army, and answered their several enquiries.Then, when there had been enough of this, I, in my turn, began to make enquiries about matters at home-about the present state of philosophy, and about the youth. I asked whether any of them were remarkable for wisdom or beauty, or both. Critias, glancing at the door, invited my attention to some youths who were coming in, and talking noisily to one another, followed by a crowd. Of the beauties, Socrates, he said, I fancy that you will soon be able to form a judgment. For those who are just entering are the advanced guard of the great beauty, as he is thought to be, of the day, and he is likely to be not far off himself.Who is he, I said; and who is his father?Charmides, he replied, is his name; he is my cousin, and the son of my uncle Glaucon: I rather think that you know him too, although he was not grown up at the time of your departure.Certainly, I know him, I said, for he was remarkable even then when he was still a child, and I should imagine that by this time he must be almost a young man."they were eyeing every damn body...a big difference now though is that when you're stimulated by images rather than by real people, you never see them grow up, and so you don't grow either.
>>82846253thank you for taking your time to respond I feel a little bit less shitty I really wish the brain implant thing took off and would fix me though people don't understand the curse of a forbidden desire
more..."He is as fair and good within, as he is without, replied Critias.Then, before we see his body, should we not ask him to show us his soul, naked and undisguised? he is just of an age at which he will like to talk.That he will, said Critias, and I can tell you that he is a philosopher already, and also a considerable poet, not in his own opinion only, but in that of others.That, my dear Critias, I replied, is a distinction which has long been in your family, and is inherited by you from Solon. But why do you not call him, and show him to us? for even if he were younger than he is, there could be no impropriety in his talking to us in the presence of you, who are his guardian and cousin."(lol)"I caught a sight of the inwards of his garment, and took the flame. Then I could no longer contain myself. I thought how well Cydias understood the nature of love, when, in speaking of a fair youth, he warns some one 'not to bring the fawn in the sight of the lion to be devoured by him,' for I felt that I had been overcome by a sort of wild-beast appetite. "its pretty wild really...this from those philosophers you've heard so much about. its literally just how it was. they weren't out there touching people or anything, but as far as what it's reasonable to consider man's nature, it's not likely to have changed that much in a few short generations.
>>82846306it doesnt seem to have fixed elon musk. your brain can be its own brain implant...just dont rub it out to certain things, thats like scratching a skeeter bite and making it worse.
Sadly we have a top here who gets dick mogged by every bottom ITT.
>>82844277eugh gross why would you post this. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nigga ewwwwwwwwwwwww
>>82846338I haven't indulged in that for more than 7 years and I'm proud but the hard part is seeing me ruining every chance of a relationship with a man because of that and knowing that I can't function properly like they deserve I feel guilty and ashamed and the loneliness is unbearable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ucYU1E9zY&list=RDy9ucYU1E9zY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUaZGVhdGggaW4gdmVnYXMgd2l0Y2ggZGFuY2WgBwE%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgkwXjWuEg&list=RDTzgkwXjWuEg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUdYXBwbGUgb2Ygc29kb20gbWFyaWx5biBtYW5zb26gBwE%3D
>>82846376what is "function properly" exactly? from what youve said, you like holding hands etc, the only thing is that you dont pop an instant hard one when its le sex time...that really is pretty normal imo. most people these days are "pornbrained" as they say. imo it should be the other way around, le sex time is whenever you happen to pop one. for me thats mostly when i wake up or like half an hour after finishing hard work or hard exercise. idk really ofc but ive seen a lot of "asexuals" saying the exact same thing as you there when really they're normal humans and other people's expectations are a bit much.
I'm tempted to learn knitting so I can make little cute "voodoo" dolls of my friends and fbf. picrel
>>82846763i think thats crochet anon sorryy
I missed on young teen love anons...Why weren't there popular anime shows with gays back when I was a teen? At least I would've related to them better
how do I skip the small talk and become entirely mutually dependent on someone in every aspect of my life
>anon with pedophilic disorder still gets way more guys than I do (0) and is attractive I should just kill myself, but I won't. Guess I'll just be a gaycel watching guys from afar and enjoying life alone. Now, if only I was rich enough
>>82846908go home with them and dont leave
>>82846763I'd melt if my fbf made me one of those, just not me. I'm ugly
maybe trying to make a remix is a better way to learn my way around the software, yea...>>82844072probably towa from slow damag i guesss [ik, super high effort]maybe if i'm feeling zesty i'd wanna cosplay an assassin character from something, no ideas off the top of my head>>82846326you're a king>>82846376i want to give you a big, supportive hug :(>>82846832beautiful, sweet, wholesome image
>spent 200 on 2 lego figures My chances of getting a boyfriend now are 0 now right?
>>82847651no...You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (1,141.67% content).
>>82844072ranmaru from yttd. will never happen unless i leave my house and become more zestified but his outfit is cool and so are bandages plus he has funny hair and i am literally the same canon proportions as him. Shame i am a coward.
>>82847651if anything this gets u closer to scoring a nerd bf
>ended up drinking againI guess I'm restarting my sobriety attempt. I'll get there one day
>>82848165why be sober
Moo give it to me hard moo
gloo gloo gloo get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>82848165hey man, being sober is the most responsible thing you can do. think of how proud youll be feeling when you get through a whole month no crutches
>>82848235that's a lie because the cravings never go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDFAmPpgxME
I'd be fine with drinking if I were normal and could just have a beer or two, get a buzz and call it quits, but whenever I drink I end up wanting more and more and wanting the high to never end until I fall asleep
since I'm posting here more frequently, I'm having a lot of gay dreams. I basically make a gay dream almost every night, but they're often blurred in my memory ;(
i shouldn't have lived this long, it's time to put an end to it all
I need to join club 27.
Working on Small: 9 inches the musical rn.
>>82846326>>82846253you are that anon that called anyone not reading books frequently an illiterate monkey, aren't you?
Is wanting a small height bf while being tall bottom that will top me normal? His pp also must be smaller than mine.
Meow I'm fat where 10/10 chad husband yay
Hate my beard stubble. I just want to laser it all off
>>82848688yeah and just submit to big illuminati while you're at it
I think I should transition, I'll never be a normal bi/gay man with a bf, i'll look better as a girl with her boyfriend
>>82848590perfectly normal since I am a small height top with small pp searching for a big bottom bf
>>82844623I'm pretty sure you're talking to someone else because the only person who fits even somewhat is Randy and he never said he's coming to Finland
Uwu owo uwu
>>82848733whos Randy?
ran deez nuts
>>82848758The only person I've talked to from here in the way you described. You've got the wrong meow in your discord.
wait I don't get it, is Randy meow or cuckbot or their clone? >>82848745 and who tf is that?
I hope 3i Atlas brings with it my super alien bf and we travel the galaxy together until I die.I don't like humans, you are too serious and heartless to me, I just don't fit in. My soulmate comes from outer space right from a far galaxy, that's why I can't find him
>>82848811Randy is an anon I've talked to in discord who added me from here meow
>>82848745unwell mentally ill faggot
I will only say it is really hard to talk to you
>interstellar travel with my space boyfriend >gravity 0 sex with my space boyfriend >eating lasagna toothpaste with my space boyfriend>roasting marshmallow and veggies near a star with my space boyfriend >watching Nebulas while hugging my space boyfriend
>>82848879Genuinely feel bad for you anon...and I'm an avoidant wreck
>>82848879Meow once again proving she's a schizophrenic rape victim PTSD unpleasant rude retard fat whale tranny
>>82848879Meow weird fanfic gloo >>82848950Not true yay
>>82848879average fem bottom reaction
>hur durr dating guys is much easier. It's impossible to be a gay incel or something >guys: >>82848879
>>82849012almost like all faggots are mentally ill nutcases who belong in therapy or hell
>>82848879You are randy I don't remember you saying that you're coming to finland tho
i have tiny balls
>>82849023why do you lurk the fag threads? May we help you "straight" anon?>lel I just wanna laught at youkek, nice excuse. Ask yourself the actual reason
>>82848879painful read, i'm sorry fpr you :(>>82848881need
>>82849076Me too! And also teeny tiny cock! Worst feeling ever.
>>82849084you faggots are all so worthless, trying to reason with you is a waste of time>>82849104what are you gonna do about it? you don't deserve the right to live
>>82849109>reason with youwdym
>>82849112i should be allowed to assault you
>>82848879and people wonder why people here are scared of relationships.>>82849109this guy would go crazy as a hatefucker from repressing himself you can just tell.
>>82849123That convo is not a relationship tho it's a somebody continuing to harass me after I've very clearly stated that I don't wanna talk to them
>>82849123you're weak and you're going to hell
>>82849130but why did you have to be so fucking mean? You only told him "die" without giving an explanation, it was like you weren't talking to an actual human being with feelings, you treated him like a piece of trash. You could've just said "yo fag bro, the thing is that I don't want to meet, I don't want to be more than chat friends, you're not my type" or something like that. He literally asked you what he did wrong
>>82849122sounds very gay
>>82849130>could just block>instead decides to have some fun getting blows inkind of cringe desu
>>82849109I'm just gonna accept that no guy will love and it's very easy for him to find a guy with the big one.
OMG why are homophobic straggots literally so obsessed with putting their hands on us???? Sounds very sussy
>>82848881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1CQVdDQyiM&t=410s
>>82849182i'm trying to help you here
>>82849195they wanna suck dicks, bottom for guys, kiss manly with full force, get fucked and stretch their asses, sleep on guy's chest and touch body hair. fuck i need straight bottom bf
>>82849195get help you're a fuck up, a stupid useless failure >>82849226i can't believe someone can write something so filthy
>>82846763That's a really cute idea
>>82844072>fuck i need straight bottom bfI wish I could find a partner but I really hate most of you
>>82849173Meow so it goes also he never asked to meet he probably didn't have the balls to ask and now he is lying >>82849186>Could just leave me alone>Keeps harassing me insteadSuper cringe innit
>>82849254are you straight? wanna go on a date?
need...BOYFRIEND!!!
>>82846832Oh the horror. Everyone knows teen love is so pure and not just shallow infatuation that totally isn't only causes by your looks and horniness. Rip you.>>82847252What's zesty about assassins?>>82848106His hair is so weird wtfI agree about his outfit being cool and bandages too, plus it feels like a mummy so it fits the Halloween theme
>>82849276you need years of therapy
>>82849199i almost cried to this wtfholy fuck
>>82849254You are literally me. I must kill you to remain original.
>>82849284prhoibited gay teen love is the most beautiful thing ever, expecially when you're really young. There's hardly a purer feeling than explorinv sexuality and love with your buddy
>>82848579Did randomly spamming quotes give that away?>>82848590Who cares? But it is valid and you are valid. If anything it's better since it's not an overused trope like it would be if roles were reversed.
>>82849273If you bribe me with a snack then fine>>82849290And I get the feeling that you're the exact kind of person I'm talking about
>>82848758Randy Marsh from south park. I thought Gerald was a troll but looks like Randy is on the loose as well.
>>82849308yeah, you called yourself a smartass as well some threads ago. Not so sleek, uh?
>>82849284>what's zestyidk, i picked a random word, but they fit the gay emo thing pretty well in my onion xdjust their tight or flowy clothing, or their gay, secretive, brick-wall personalities n stuff
>>82849304You sound like a whore no offense. You can still explore your sexuality at the nearest gay orgy.
>>82849347why a whore?>no offencenah fuck you for being a cunt for no reason
>>82848817Just say you want to fuck aliens bro
in the future there will be extraterrsexuals and it's totally normal guys and not a mental illness
>>82848879I stand by saying you deserve it. He is literally telling you to fuck off and you keep coming back and cry about how he is hurting you. He doesn't want you around and he tells you that, I have zero sympathy for you. Have you tried not bothering someone who doesn't want t be bothered by you? And the nerve to play the victim. As mean as meow is it's often deserved, he could just tone down the language but he is absolutely correct. Selfish and entitled you are. >>82848926You deserve worse too>>82849012How is this relevant?>>82849123HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?
I'm not popular with human males and will never attract a boyfriend. But maybe in the far future a krogan or prothean man will ask me out for lunch.
>tfw meow is such a chad that even threats of death can't persuade anons not to talk to himHis power level is too high bros
>>82849269He probably did and you're the one lying given you didn't even remember it. I wouldn't call it lying because that implies intent and instead say your memory is shit because it is because you have brain damage. Why are you so quick to say someone is lying as if you can read minds? I mean that as a general question, it's annoying. Typical leftie
cutting my stomach open
>>82849451Yay>>82849476This is what he was referring to. I wouldn't say he was as clear as he said in the last thread.
When you are talking with an actual autist with poor social skills telling them "you should die" doesn't translate to "I don't want you around" for them, instead it goes into their analysis frame trying to find the reason why you are saying such thing:>why do they desire death upon me? >why did they mean by this?>is this person disagreeing with me?>is this person feeling threaten by me?>did I do something to make them upset?You can simply say "sorry I don't want to around" and they will understand, is it that simple, don't use analogies or hints, just tell them what you think, literally just tell them what you want them to know.
>>82849492I like how he went the extra mile to censor your username despite it being posted here multiple times and you just post his like that. Kinda shitty but definitely lazy. Faggot.
omg... the truth always wins... cuckbot randy is a midget 5'3 latinx from cucknada with a prisongay pfp and he did try to flirt with ambiguous gendered overweight finnish femboy meow... this feels like truthnuke after truthnuke...
Are there any normal people here who aren't constantly in drama? I just wanna talk about fucking guys ffs.
>>82849522Almost like I started with " I don't want you around" lmao ehy are you talking authoritatively when you know jack shit>>82849524It's not his actual username so it's not identifying information, literally what's the issue?
>>82849532what type of guys would you desire to fuck?
>>82849532At least you can fuck guys and brag about while I have to force myself to love my tiny penis, gay faggot whore.
Some guy on discord really wants to fly over to fuck me. Idk what he looks like but he gives off abusechad vibes. I dun wanna be pump & dumped desu
you faggots need therapy and to be saved from yourselves
>>82849554I need a few bullets and a gun on my birthday next year.
>>82849570hey, it's time to embrace Jesus and read the Bibleyou need to start going to church
>>82849554Fuck you whore, I'm prison gay.
>>82849548Ideally jock/otter build, but I'd also go for a twink. I want a guy who'd let me bite/choke him while I'm drilling into him. I want a nice big dick I can suck on and play with. Make him a sweetheart that likes flirty banter and teasing as much as I do. This is the ideal.
My hobby is going to gay threads and telling them to stop being gay
>>82849582i'm just trying to help you, you need to seek treatment
>>82849579>I want ChadSaves you so much time and space
My hobby is going to gay threads and fantasize about having a relationship because it distracts me from the fact I can't properly communicate with people.
>>82849610a relationship with chad
There's a huge lack of empathychads here
>>82849614A relationship with a kind guy who would love me back but I'm not good enough yet, my life is a mess, I can't contribute to someone else's life when I can't even manage my own.
>>82849610Same, having an empathychad constantly giving me reassurance, cuddling me, fixing me as a person, exercising with me and reading me cute stories. And it will never happen because I'm ugly both inside and outside.
>>82849483were you the one who made a thread about cutting your stomach open during sex?
I can't believe I slept past noon. This is bad chat. This is really bad. I messed up.Also tummy pain for like 3 or 4 days due to poor meal planning. Feels good today tho.
You are manchildren. Grow up.
>>82849664>I'm ugly both inside and outside.Work on the inside first, then work your way around the rest, love is way more than just looks.
Grow the hell up. Man the fuck up.
>>82849708Why don't you suck my fat dick anon?
>>82849722Shut the fuck up. You're utterly pathetic.
>>82849727*Throatfucks you with my 9 inch*
You are manchildren. You should manfuck some children. Pathetic.
>>82849732>>82849736Burn hell you failure of men.
Teenagers shouldn't post or talk. All they have to offer is cringe.
>>82849522>autistic people are dumb and can't figure out what you meanAnd they say autists aren't subhuman. Yeah bro telling him to die actually means please keep talking to me I like you. If you have any braincells left it would be a clear signal to get the fuck out.>>82849524He also posted that same thing in original post lol>>82849532That's how generals be
>>82849732No way it's 9 inches...
Empathychads be like: noooo you have to talk to me because I'm nice to you, you should also have sex with me I treat you well. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM SELFISH AND ENTITLED????
>>82849775I would sleep with empathychad every time he asked. I can't let him go one day without being satisfied.
You men don't think about children enough. Utterly repugnant.
>>82849782Rape enablers be like:^
It is so obviously wrong. How can you live with yourselves.
There is something wrong with you. So may children are lonely. Why don't you step up.
Empathy is a gun
>>82849787>>82849803>>82849808Shut up nigger. Oh my god!
I don't want children anywhere near me and my fbf, My bf is my only baby
>take shower and shave>look in mirror>think i look really good>hair dries and look again>oh i just look uggo
Starting wearing all yellow and painting my nails and dying my hair, learning make up and jewelry, wearing less masculine clothing because I don't to be gay man anymore I wanna be non binary
I was pretty sure Brandon Allen would beat RDR but was hoping to be wrong. He didn't deserve that match in the first place. Goofy era of middleweight division is good because it makes me laugh. Hope it's not over.
Teehee I'm non binary you have no idea what I am teehee
Just another day of making everyone confused about my gender uwu (they have no idea)
>>82849826It do be like that, as they say.
>>82849882>>82849870Stop posting enbies, I can't tell what gender they are
Am I tranny if I technically ok with cutting my own cock off and paying surgeons to get me a BBC instead?
>>82849979Least unhinged cuckbot post
>>82849998Would you fuck white guy with a BBC
https://youtu.be/PB6HnFJI2DwDunking on leftards with the bois
i'm not one of those degenerate gays lolmao *farts*
>>82849802I wish I was raped desu>>82849870I actually can't lmao
>>82850110Everyone wants to be raped but no one wants to rapez supply does not match the demand
tyrone...rape my bussy with that bbc and invite jamal over...
You need to be raped by a Bible and Christianity.
buen dia trolos>buen dia trolos
Chatbots have taken over...
Let's say you're an atheist living in a very religious place. Let's say you don't like sports or western shows they obsess with. Instead you like anime or something. For the sake of argument none of them do. Now, what would be wrong with saying you're not like them? It's not even a moral judgment inherently, just an acknowledgement of the difference in interests, values and life style. It doesn't mean you hate yourself, it just means you don't feel like you belong or want to integrate. It doesn't man you le desperately want to be accepted by someone, anyone, or that you're throwing yOuR pPL under the bus. You wouldn't get it because...nevermind I just saw a squirrel running on a yellow brown leaf filled tree branch beautifully representing autumn. How cool!
Wow I love pissing so much yay where is my husbie
>>82847651I went on a specialty site and bought authentic ww2 relics from the german wehrmacht for 255$What are my chances of getting a boyfriend as a non chad?
>>82850197Hola mi amigo argentino
>meow will never piss on you
Pissing has to be the best bodily function we have. All the ones are suck.
making money just so I can save money and never spend money heck yea
reading about tragedies
>>82850275i didnt think other people could use a taken username -_- im a newfag dont mess with me>>82850262que ondaaa. vos eras el espanglish?>>82850311go on
Can someone summarize the meow drama in 1 post so I don't have to scroll up and read through all that trash?
>>82850363He's an unlikeable BPD retard like we've always known.
>>82850363He looks just like you (balding, doodoo on lips after rimming, self absorbed, incel open mouth)
>>82844072>cosplay edition>on a board where we can't post pictures of ourselvesgrrrr I am upset!
No robot cosplays anyway.
I've seen enough socially awkward total losers in cosplay at conventions to know they do
>>82850482Let me guess, you fucked many of them
>>82850388Meow is fatter then me though and isn't norwooded like I am and I'm white and he's not how can we look anything alike?
>>82850482Not robots, obviously.
It's time to conclude your manchild degeneracy and embrace God.
>>82850463Catbox moe or link it from another board. I understand show you feel TwT
>>82850520chad bottom bby are you ok? are you having one of your divine intervention psychosisses again?
>>82850463Those are women btw
>>82850536Your faggot ways are an insult to life itself. Conclude it now.
>>82850507No I don't do lewd things with strangers!>>82850538Damn I hate women
>>82850549That is also a woman
Just spent 15 minutes petting a cute ginger cat that looks like mine. So friendly, so fluffy. ^_^
I've seen a horse mount another male horse and the bottom one literally came ropes and then we have this religion nut saying how it's unnatural.
>>82850579Your degenerate furry pornography does not reflect reality.
>>82850557False that is a male https://www.instagram.com/ovsyan_art/
>>82850579Being an anti-gay Jesus freak is his fetish. He's jerking it while telling us we'll go to hell
venti cosplay feet
>>82850586We're talking video of flesh and blood creatures here.
>>82850587Why did you link an Instagram of a woman pretending to be a femboy?
Why do you respond to trolls and bots? Do better
Not even The Bible is anti gay, it's only anti anal and sexual debauchery. It never mentions male love being sinful.
>>82850557She's a prison gay tranny close to her 40s luv, no reason to talk to her, she will blast off soon and keep telling your that only liking old fat farts are gay but in truth the retard can't pick any twunk or normal guy and needs them to wear makeup and female clothing to get off
>>82850610Perhaps big chungi are more your taste?
>>82850600kaveh cosplay feet
>>82850629?I'm just saying that's a woman pretending to be a guy for clout. Lots of women have done it on Insta and Twitter where they pretended to be femboys and later people found out they were actually women
>>82850644EVERYONE KNOWS MOUCHE FEET IS WHERE ITS AT
>>82850652I'd be impressed if it was a woman, the top surgery either leaving no scars or being photoshopped out
>>82850667>men in unison:AGREED
>>82850667ouch>>82850689ouch 2
>>82850689>tfw no bratty foot dom bf
Change! nando demo umare kawaru noKanashimi mo dakishimete hashiridasu yo
welp. my boyfriend just asked me why I'm so against poly stuff like he wanted me to clarify. Its the beginning of the end for me lads, I had a good run but that can only imply hes thinking of someone else
Have a turdloaf baking in my boy oven, anyone wanna eat?
All FMAb OPs are awesome but if your favorite isn't golden time lover or rain, you have shit taste. Sorry you had to find out like this.
>you have shit taste>has a shit taste
After watching 03 I can't watch Brotherhood. The tone is way better in 03
Only bad posts...We need an unequivocally good post without delay!
Sorry I've only been contracted to make bad posts if I try to make a good one they'll take me out back and shoot me.
If you make a good post I will take you out and shoot you if you know what I mean.
I don't know what you mean could you please explain it in further detail?
>>82850167Fuck it. Ill do it. Where do you live?
>>82851046You realize when a bottom says they want to be raped that they're talking about chad right?
>>82850624Literally who is he?
>>82851060Im a chadlite though
>>82850811Damn I feel so sorry for you. Tell us more about your relationship issues.
Vagueposting whores are passive aggressive freaks no one loves
>>82850811You should cheat on your boyfriend with me and when he objects just say youre practicing being polyamorous
>>82851101I love the petty revenge spite idea but I could never in practice...
>>82851122Fair enough anon just giving you an option to think about before he ends up fucking other dudes <3
If my fbf ever cheats on me I am killing him probably very painfully and gruesomely and then I would go to prison and my life would be pretty much over.
I'm ok with my bf cheating on me because my tiny weenie will never be enough to please him and I'd prefer him to let me watch if he needs to be fucked that bad...
I'm so sleepy but it's not nighttime yet
If my fbf cheats and me I am trapping us both in a timeloop where I kill him over and over again for a hundred years and then when the timeloop is finally over I disappear from his life completely and no one he knows ever remembers me but him and he becomes so confused and traumatized that he starts believing I was never real in the first place then at his lowest and most desperate moment I will show up and kill him for again resuming the timeloop from the beginning forever.
Eating my fbfs ass before the cock of superior man slides in
if my bfb ever cheats on me I will simply pull the hard drives from his computer when hes not looking and he will never recover from that
19th Oct 2025 17:30 CET I lost my virginity to another virginEAT SHIT AND DIE IM OUTTA HERE LOSERS
>>82851184Sounds like someone who never tried real life dating and prefers to spend his days making up scenarios. You could have had boyfriend and real life experience if you put that 2% of incel rage into chatting real guys, instead you sit in your incel room and go crazy.
>>82851212Hi Hue how has your day been
>10x enshittification multiplier has arrivedJust as well, I was about to go off playing video games.
Bf is asking how I can call myself a picky eater when I love eating his ass. How do I break it to him nicely? Our kitchen can't take another fire.
>>82851240Break what to him?
>>82851200post the video?>>82851240another??
>>82851076What site is this? I want to know how much of a non chad I am
Meow need husbie where husbie meow meow
I need to go to the dentist tomorrow I very well might lose this tooth 1/4th is gone already and if I do you'll have me complaining about having nothing to eat for 2-3 days until I can eat solid food again because let's face it, I'm not going to have soups and things.
why not just make a smoothie mr Story-kun
>>82851437I don't have a blender, or well mom did but I don't know where it is and I'm not looking for it. Hasn't been used in likely 20 years or more anyway. Plus I don't have any fruit.
All you need to make a smoothie is:yoghurtfrozen veggiesa ripe bananaand a mixeroptional additions:Oats (for fiber)Cinnamon (healthy or something Idk)ice cream (for milkshake)>>82851457Frozen veggies are easy to buy. I am not sure if it exists in america but here you can literally buy a bag of frozen fruit that is made for smoothies. Usually called smoothie mix or something. Btw Story-kun did you use the airfryer yet?
I'm so tired of this fat fucking lazy piece of shit. Soups are cheap and you can make a lot to fill up your bottomless belly but instead he'll cry about his burgers and pizza getting cold, throwing up when he sees a green vegetable and probably having a miasma in his gut soon. Fuckung fat bitch
>>82851467I'm not going to the store today. And no, I haven't it's still sitting in the box it came in. >>82851474Yes but I won't try anything new.
>>82851507Just saying that it is not that hard to make a smoothie. Have you considered looking up "easy air fryer recipes" and going off that?
>>82851571that requires work and you know I don't do that willingly unless the alternative is very unpleasant. Then again it's possible they can just fill the tooth. I haven't had any pain with it and several times I've thought a tooth couldn't be saved but they did. The hard part will be keeping my legs under control so I'm not fidgeting in the chair.
First time making pancakes with moms help. Even something that quick and easy is annoying to do. I'll never be someone who's ok with wasting time making food instead of just getting a quick ready made meal. That said they were ok and I am kinda happy I got to eat something I made myself.
>>82851626 made pancakes once and never again. It wasn't something I are regularly and since I eat my computer 99/100 times I didn't want to risk the syrup getting my keyboard+mouse sticky so I had to eat in another room.
>>82851603>googling a recipe takes workstory...>The hard part will be keeping my legs under control in my experience flexing the leg occasionally will make the tingling feeling/desire to twitch go away temporarily. Have you explained to the dentist that you suffer from this problem? Perhaps they can sedate you if it's bad enough. Have you tried exercising a little (in your case the pedals I guess) to try to lessen it? The pedals might not work but going for a 10 minute walk outside might. And no I do not wanna hear any excuses, you always make those up to avoid doing things you don't want to.
>>82851184That's way too based>>82851188Ok cuckbot we get it stfu
y feliz dia de la madre a todas las que causaron tanto complejo de abandono e inferioridad en este hediondo hilo
>>82851626Pancakes are awesome I love pancakes wouldn't you make pancakes for your boyfriend if he asked you?
>>82851571He isn't going to do it idiot. Stfu already.
>>82851679WRONG. I am the one who suggested that Story should get the pedals and he HAS been using them even if he hasn't made a ton of progress with them. You can in fact help people if you try hard enough, even helpless people like Story (sorry Story) you just need to find a way that works for them and isn't too much out of their comfort zone.
>>82851626Is it true that Americans eat pancake with bacon? Because that sounds disgusting to me.
I think people who have cooking problems should take a slow walk through the grocery store. I got over my cooking fears once I started going alone and slowly looking over each individual item thinking about if it's something I want to eat and how to "prepare" it. Not everything requires 15 ingredients, half a dozen pots and pans and a YouTube tutorial to make it edible.
>>82851641I haven't seen the dentist since this started real bad. They started a new walk in dental clinic, you don't even need an appointment. I doubt they do sedation there and if they do my insurance doesn't cover it for dental I know when I had my wisdom teeth cut out they just numbed me up real good and gave me the laughing gas (which I don't think did much) And I know that's how I am. I will go there tomorrow. In many ways I'd actually prefer an appointment but that's something set in stone I have to go to vs just going on my own.
>>82851718You could still call them and say "hey I have a problem with staying still due to a disorder I have is there any way we can solve this" I kind of doubt you will do it but you always could.
>>82851689Are you the one who suggested he gets air fryer he didn't even open yet? And what other things did he get that's also collecting dust? Waste of time and money. Just shut the fuck up and leave him alone. Did he ask for your help? No? Well shut the fuck up then.
>>82851603Story you are going to Die.
>>82851664Probably not. If he doesn't like them and tells me that I would feel bad. If he says he likes them how do I know he isn't just being nice? Seems like a lose lose to me. I would barely cook for myself and that's because I know I can eat it. I would be very anxious if I was making food for someone else.>>82851692How the fuck should I know, I'm not american... It's disgusting why did you tell me that TwT
>>82850826Meow me me yay
>>82851732It's more the restless legs than the pinched nerve that matters for this. I can sit still even if its uncomfortable as long as the restless legs aren't acting up. They haven't been recently so I'll probably be okay.
>>82851733Why cannot I not help people if I want to? Story is not incapable of doings things, he just finds it difficult. I do not think anyone is so deep down in a rut that they cannot make progress, but it will take time and effort and you need to find ways that they find comfortable in making that progress. Story is obviously someone who cannot make progress on his own, or at least not with great effort, so pushing Story in the right direction can actually make a difference. The thread is dead anyway so why do you care?
>>82851741If you make them and he doesn't like them you then he can give you feedback and you can improve. I am not american but here pancakes are quite easy to make and difficult to screw up, you just need practice.
>>82851741Well surely there should be a yankee in this thread that can shine a light on this, I heard bacon and maple syrup with pancakes is a thing there =/
>>82851768Story is retarded and loves to dwell in his own misery and fatness. Many have tried to push Story into the right direction but he probably gets off on being a lazy slob and people babying him. He Will Die.
>>82851765Alright if you say so, but I think you should still mention it to the dentist beforehand so you can give them a heads up if you do feel it coming while they are drilling or whatnot.>>82851782I have already said my piece and I believe that it is pointless to keep this convo going. No offense, I would just be repeating myself forever at this rate.>>82851781NTA but I hear Swedish people eat pancakes with bacon.
>>82851797Say it. But he's a grown man who'll die soon, just laugh and watch from afar.
if my fbf cheats on me...I will killy myself because I'm too weak to get revenge even if I want to
>>82851797I don't feel comfortable mentioning something like that. I'm going to do my best to keep my legs still and hopefully I can. >>82851782I likely will but was there ever really any doubt? My fate was sealed when mom died. The only question is how long I will last.
>>82851797The fuck is wrong with Sweden?
>>82851822You have sealed your own fate. You can still turn around and get better though but I doubt you ever will. It's just complete and utter laziness.
>my mom died :(I hope all will be well for you anon. Don't be hard on yourself, but try to take care of yourself too. Your cats, they are a good push
>>82851831and depression but that's just an excuse. I myself wonder why I should bother. The best case scenario is me waging and living alone for the next 30 years before croaking of a heart attack or the beetus.
>>82851135omg twin same
>>82851849Well it's your life at the end of the day. You have the option to turn it into something worth living and you have the option to end it. I can't tell you what to do but the living option is better.
>cares about monogamy female brainedthat's why ur chad bf doesn't get it
somebody post that cute anime guy with the rope and tell me his name
I need crybaby bf
I have difficulties crying but I can get close quite easily it is just the final push or hurdle that prevents me from doing so. Maybe it is self control or maybe it is some mental disorder who knows.
>>82851775I would rather drop dead than let him down with my poor cooking skills. I don't think I'd take that feedback well lmao
>>82851917cry only with people you feel safe with
>>82851803I already said it in a post you replied to, this one: >>82851768 .>>82851822Alright seems like you've made up your mind them. Good luck.>>82851828I think it is pretty tasty desu.
>>82851922A real bf would not care if you had bad cooking skills and if you messed up dinner he would kiss you then take you out somewhere,
>>82851929That post and what I posted are wildly different by the way.
>>82851922If you aren't willing to suffer you're never going to make progress anon.>>82851924I mean I cannot even cry when I am alone, and I do not really know what it is like to feel comfortable or safe with people.>>82851932These kinds of posts always irk me a little. In the real world people do get disappointed in you if you mess up even if they do love you. In an ideal world everyone would be nice and treat others with understanding and kindness but we do not live in that type of world. Regardless it is important to be able to communicate well and be able to take criticism/bad feedback if you want to grow.>>82851940Oh then I do not understand what you mean? Sorry.
I'd definitely tell my bf if he did something wrong, expecially with cooking since cooking is very important for me. I'd try to be sweet, but firm, I'm not good at lying and if I don't give them my feedback they'll repeat the error everytime. Won't be much of a problem tho, I'd be the cook in the relationship
I'll never be a chad bottom because I always need lots of cooking equipment and cook too long and always fuck it up and my mushrooms will never be creamy enough and I will take too long cooking it because I'll have to make pasta myself because I couldn't find any large long and wide pasta so I had to make pappardelle myself and that's the thing I should have done first and foremost and their my grilled chicken got too grilled on one side because I forgot about it and then the other day I wanted to make tearamisoup and tried to bake savoiardi myself and the first batch of them was a mess and my fucking piping bag tore up just when I started understanding what shape they should be (tasted good btw) so I had to do it all again and then I mixed up mascarpone too much and it was too smooth, but also my fbf won't yet my salads because I tend to add a lot of lemon juice and my salad and tzatziki were tingy. I will never be a good cook and even if I get a bf one was he'll be sneaking away from me to eat at MaKKies. I honestly should just stuff pumpkins and peppers and make casserole bakes because you can't mess this up :(.
>>82851957Still would you want him to be mad at you? Hit you for burning dinner? Mistakes happen. Don't glorify abuse. Maybe you eat something like ramen or mac and cheese that day instead.
>>82851929>>82851957>>82851917you sound like a total sweetheart, you seem a very cute anon who knows what sadness is and emphatizes with others. Hope you find a bf that treats you well <3
>>82851984That is not what I said at all anon.
>>82851932Yea but I care....>>82851957I'm not willing
>>82851989Hopefully yeah, but I may be too broken.
>>82852021you don't have to be fully fixed to find love. You might put the pieces together again with someone else, maybe as broken as you but a little less
See I am just a sheltered loser. I have zero idea how the real world works. I have zero idea how I would handle messing up dinner or having dinner messed up or how it should be handled. The concept of a bf is just that a concept, not real and I don't think it will ever be real.
>>82852044why do YOU have to cook? If you don't know how to cook, ask for help, learn, if you don't feel sure about your abilities, tell your loved one, don't lie
>>82852038As most people in this thread I am worried my baggage will be too much of a burden for other people to carry, as it is quite heavy. I am damaged bad at best, as they say. I do appreciate your kind words though.
>>82852055I also said having dinner messed up because in my perfect little domestic fantasy we share duties like that.
>>82852064what do you think is wrong with you honey?Remember: everyone has baggage! Your fbf too will, you don't have to date normies, you can meet with a fellow shy guy like you
>>82852064I know my mental illnesses and disorders and experiences and my resentment will show up in my future relationship often and will be detrimental for any healthy gay couple, but idc really. I'm gonna be full of surprises for my fbf and if he's leaves it's for his own good, if he stays then maybe he loves me...
People with green eyes disgust me. Only blue and brown for me.
>>82852072I'd rather not have this conversation as I've already had it a few times with other anons just know I am not like those people who say "I am so damaged" and the worst they have is like bad self esteem. I wonder why I always seem to attract the kind of poster "you" are (no offense intended), do I really seem so pathetic?>>82852117I hope you make it anon, find happiness.
>>82852129what did I ever do to you anon? i didntt choose to be born thisway
>>82852180you did not do anything, i am sorry... you have cat eyes...
>>82852129better than hating brown eyes because they're 'not white' or whatever but still why green? I think green eyes are quite striking.
>>82852198idk, i've met many a green eyed people who are evil.
>>82852152>do I really seem so pathetic?I'm sorry you got that impression. I'm the kind of guy that wants to comfort people when they share their vulnerable side, I want you to feel heard and understood. I know that for you it can seem like pity, but to me it really is just me trying to be kind to a fellow gay who feels lonely :) not guaranteed to succeed or to be liked of course>just know I am not like those people who say "I am so damaged" and the worstare you the anon earlier this thread? The one who couldn't get hard because...stuff? He had a bf tho, but is that your kind of problem?
>>82852307I didn't mean to accuse you of anything, I just tend to attract the savior type. And no I am not that anon, nor is it similar. I have a bunch of mental issues due to trauma and a few chronic illnesses too. The thing is that when you become too broken and the issues become too deep, you cannot fix them anymore. They become a part of who you are. Of course you can get better, but you can never truly get rid of them.
I peed myself a little before I could make it to the bathroom
I'm so glad i'm not female brained yay
>>82852364it's ok if you don't want to disclose too much about you honey. Look, I think more or less everyone is broken at some level and stays broke till the end, but I think that even in cracks, something beautiful can bloom. You should search for someone that gets you as I said before, someone that knows what being broken is about, but is somehow in a different place than yours, and while you're at that, work around your broken pieces. If they're a part of you, you can learn to manage it and know it better
does gyno ever go away? nothing i do seems to be working and recently i've been eating more and it's more prominent than ever
>>82852611man boobs are sexy
>>82851816this physically and mentally
>>82852685no it fucking isn't
it's fucking nasty just like my pectus holy shit i am so deformed and nasty end me
>tfw no bf to clean his pee stained dick
How many of you have had real unrequited love.
>>82852853I kinda did, with a straggot. But I was attracted to his body as well, like really horny for it, so the horniess got in the way of actual pure love. I don't feel anything for him anymore now, nor romantically or sexually, fuck him.
>>82852853I've never loved anyone I think
>>82852853I was the subject of it, but my love has always been reciprocated
watching cartel execution videos
>>82853018i'm watching sin city 2005
>>82852611men with gyno make a lot of money on OF
It's filthy frank matafakaa, it's filthy frank BITCH
Might as well go out for fast food yet again since it might be the last good meal I get for a couple days.
I want a very sweet guy. Like, the kind of guy that gives you diabetes because he's too pure, and he's pure with everyone
We used to burn gays at the stake. What went wrong?
We used to destroy homophobes' careers..what went wrong?
>>82853107Eat shit and die >>82853302Did we really now
i went on a date yesterday, i feel so emotional today. its like ive been far away from the water for so long that after trying to swim again i caught a terrible cold and now im in bed aching :(
Why are people so up in arms about that streamer wrestler getting beaten up by that other streamer wrestler. They signed up to fight but all of a sudden when the fight is a real fight instead of a fake sham it's bad?"noooo he got hospitalized" Is the modern adult really so mentally retarded that they think fighting is not dangerous?
went for a chicken strip dinner at lees except they gave me the chicken on the bone dinner instead. I didn't want to go all the way back there so I just ate it. Wasn't enough food, my fat ass is still hungry.
>tfw no chad bf
>>82854049It's not that you have an extremely uninformed opinion. It's that you also have zero empathy as well. I could tell you to look up what happened by yourself (extremely easy and straightforward) but I can give you a brief summary. A failed MMA fighter, semi famous son of mma legend visits a wrestling show.https://youtube.com/shorts/1mUYNiA_F70?si=3rwVotYlo_KD8aK0This happens. Juvenile retard wrestling shit. Chat trolls him for not "fighting back". His dad makes fun of him. Now the retard is angry. They set a (fake, not real) wrestling match for him to get his revenge. Revenge here stands for winning a match basically. He and everyone else know it's not a real fight. What happens is that retard loses control and beats the shit out of someone who did not expect it. This is not just a sucker punch, it's a full on beatdown. https://youtube.com/shorts/qI3MSbtuJeo?si=V8Gc0_9MgxMT1j9JIt's not even that he knocked him out. It's that this subhuman, insecure piece of shit kept punching the guy after he was unconscious. He landed 20 or more unanswered punches on a guy who was knocked out. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? The guy was in a comma. He lost teeth and had broken bones. He did not consent to a fight btw. I think the "streamer wrestler" should be jailed for life for this. If you are comfortable watching a defenseless man take that sort of damage for literally no reason I don't know what to tell you. Actually I have one suggestion kill yourself
I just want a bottom bf that isn't built for BBC
>>82854719but anon all bottoms are built for BBC...
>>82854738i don't have a asshole
>agree to meet up>get rapedOh now all of a sudden it's more than you agreed to it's bad? What does agreement mean? What are rules? What is consent even? We may never know
>>82854747You are a asshole
>>82854716Wasn't the whole point of the event to fight.
Guess what just started? My restless legs, they have just be anxiety at this point. I still have to get this tooth taken care of regardless.
>>82854890@Grok, is this for true
Went to church today, was actually quite nice. I met a cute girl and I think I'm in love. Maybe I'll abandon homosexuality and embrace Christ like you said Anon. I'm sorry for doubting you.
A lot of people complain that anime quality has gone downhill but I feel like these people were just not around for the bad shows of the past and also are not watching the (relatively) hidden gems of the present.
>>82855237Good luck Anon! More dick for the rest of us.
Is Lightning McQueen the first transgender Pixar character? She clearly has a male voice actor, but she calls herself queen.
>>82854819No, it wasn't a real sanctioned fight at all. He was a guest performer at a wrestling event. Keep in mind that in no combat sports you can be allowed to basically attempt murder when your opponent is unable to defend himself. But this is much worse since it's not even a combat sport. It was just assault.
>>82855348Can you name some gems of the present?
Oh yeah I could just cosplay mash at this point el em ay oh
>>82855581I haven't watched anything from this year yet but some from the past 5 years that I likedId:InvadedToilet Bound HanakoRailgun TMade in Abyss movie + s2NNB NonstopMushoku TenseiDragon Maid SSpy x FamilyOshi no KoApothecary DiariesDungeon MeshiKonosuba 3And actually I think nearly all of these are in the top 1000 in terms of popularity so technically they're not even that hidden.
Isn't it crazy that glasses wearers have a secret psychic connection that non-glasses wearers don't know about.
Joyjak Son or Quirk Chungus Daughter?
Why is it that when I see bottoms that wear glasses I instantly want to hold hands with them and hug them? Why do the glasses make it cuter?
>tfw wear glasses as a top may or may not be over
>>82856149I fantasize about having a son so I can teach him all of the things my dad didn't teach me
glasses are cute on any boy, top or bottom. The blinder without them the better. I want to take them while we seggs so he just sees a blur of us.
Bf says we can have sex without his glasses on but we need to dim the lights
I find it cathartic when I get to yell at my mother. Cuz she's too old to hurt me physically anymore.
>>82852893Okay Chad you can stop bragging now
>>82855802>Oshi no Ko>Apothecary Diaries>KonosubaAwful tastekys
>>82856715Konosuba 3 is cinema
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Frieren even though I think it's overrated but still good
>tfw no saja boys bf
would you date a twink top, Anon?
>>82856986If he's tall sure why not
>>82856986Sure, but I'm not a bottom...
>>82856986Its the only type of top I'd date
To be honest I don't want to top or bottom. I want a boyfriend who sucks my dick, who let's me suck his dick, and who frots with me. Topping seems like it'd be too physically exerting and bottoming seems like it'd be too uncomfortable.
>>82857090Literally this, but my boyfriend would be uncut like me.
Could someone explain masculine attraction to me? I'm a bisexual fem chaser and it seems to me even straight women are more attracted to feminine presenting men. I wish I was more androgynous.
tempted to say hi to my friend for a few hours, i miss him so much, but idkdon't know if it'll be overall worse than just remaining a ghost like i am right nowhmm...>>82856357<3<3<3fatherhood...>>82856388>tfw no blind lich bf who can't see all my horrible imperfections without his magical sight-phylactery lens apparatus
>>82856388i want to see my bf while we have seggs but don't want cum on my glasses so this a conundrum for me>>82856410bright light does hurty the eyes when they aren't protected
>>82857297Masculinity means power, authority, security. If you're a sub bottom or woman it's the ideal
well, saying hi wasn't so bad, but now i feel like crying
I don't trust people who aren't sad
>tfw no prisongay footfag bf>>82858092i am clinically depressed
>>82858092been there, done thatwe're life-affirming now
hit me with a cautious optimist bf. gimme a boy who remains committed despite the challenges ahead. i want that buckle down boy. you know what i'm sayin. that husbant we are homeress now but at least we have each other.
brown boys with dyed blond hair and black eyebrows
>>82858419>tfw dark ginger hair>black eyebrows
>>82858463Wow, a color that's a darker version of orange? I could've sworn there was a name for that color. Br.... bro.... brow.... hmm nevermind, I guess not.
Ultra Dark Orange Niggers.
>>82858463Marry me, I'll give you a palace like a sultan.
>>82858270what have you done to deserve them
My dream is to make enough money that my boyfriend doesn't have to work anymore.
Virgin robot bussy
I want to enjoy some sizzling fajitas with my boyfriend
yeah, uh, i'd like 6000 chicken fajitas
Fajita dinner and then we walk out the restaurant and go to the ice cream place and eat a banana split together and then we walk home and we shower together in our big walk in shower and then we get in bed in our 2 person futon and fall asleep hugging o_o
>check job listings>see a "contribute to prosthetics research!!!" listingkenshi niggas wilding
Meow where husbert well?
>>82859251Me, I'm your husband.I want a divorce.
>>82859277Why tho gloo
>>82858585I've never heard of anyone with a eyebrow color fetish, but sure.>>82858561reddish brown more or less. Definitely ginger looking in summer time
Is there any reason why whenever I've tried to be nice to others in my life it always backfires? I remember as a kid I would always try to make people laugh because I was told it brought them joy but they would always just laugh at me or disapprove. It made me very sad and I became very jaded in my teenage years. Now I'm an adult and it feels like I try to help or talk to people they simply do not want to be helped. I feel like a damn useless aloof fool. Sorry for rambling.
>>82858463>tfw when actual ginger hair>Red eyebrows and eyelashes
would you still love your bf if he had very stinky protein toots?
>>82859658Yeah well people don't deserve your help usually. You can just be polite but keep your distance, no need to be rude. But going out of your way to help them is foolish. Especially if they didn't ask.
>>82857297>Could someone explain masculine attraction to me?No, no one can explain it to you, for the same reason you can't "explain" your feminine attraction. It's uncontrollable - it by just is what it is. I like masculinity because I find masculine features and aesthetics to be pleasing, both on myself and on others. Now fuck off heteroid this is a gay general
>>82859758Absolutely not. If he farted in front of me once I'd kill him
Please stop being gay.
>>82859998why not? Not even if your bf was a hot chad?
>>82859950Men dating femboys is still gay, chuddy
It's spooky when the big toe isn't, well, the biggest toe
>>82860083But dating women isn't. And anon clearly said bi which isn't gay. Learn to label properly. This isn't your r9lgbtqia+
You have so much to offer to the world. Your body for one. Take the plunge.
You're fucked up you know that? We need to bring back shaming people like you.
>>82860108Yes, I WILL be the biggest whore for dick I can be!
Meow is a dumb fat cow :3
You didn't rape any willing children yet. Utterly shameful. Your parents are crying.
You're ridiculously disgusting. Please become a better person (A not gay one.)
Why are you like this. You could do better. Go to the nearest playground.
>>82860145Heywhy are you trying to impersonate me
>>82860145Moo so true yay
You need help. The future does not bode well for you.
You need help. You need conversion therapy.
>>82860097If I decide I'm gay while typing messages and then go back to being bi afterward does it negate your magic circle
"Men dating femboys" in the context of this board is straight because the /r9k/ idea of a "femboy" is an anime woman with a penis
My sister's gay friend (14) invited me (21) to his birthday party. Does this mean anything or am I delusional? 14-year-olds don't tend to invite uncs such as myself to their parties.
>>82860306He wants you to breed him. He can barely contain himself. Don't forget to use condoms.
Moo I'm lonely where cowboy bf
>>82860364Cowboys are fictional
I felt like him dying. Talking to him about the cute nerdy indie games he likes is the only thing that makes me happy. Everything else is so incredibly dull.
>>82860397>I felt like him dying *I feel like I'm dying This is what I get for trying to phonepost when my fingers are numb from the cold
https://youtu.be/uYejjuRrLzwThis isn't even the type of game I'd enjoy (probably). But everything from music to visuals and gameplay was so perfect. Maybe the best game trailer I seen. MC (?) looks like a generic anime boy but it's so cool!
>>82860306>>82860397You are a pedophile who wants to rape a child btw.
>>82860368Idc he can larp
>tfw no 30yo bisexual bf
>>82860416No that's what you get for mentioning a topic I was going to blogpost about before I saw your post so now it looks like I got the idea from you. Suffer!
Shared gay consciousness is annoying
>tfw no bf with feminine but stinky feet
>>82860421>rapeI would never do anything to him against his will. I want to make him feel happy and loved>a childHe is a teenager with explicit sexual desires (as exemplified by the fact that he identifies as gay) and the age of consent in my cunt is 14
>The countries where the age of consent is 14 include a number of South American countries: Brazil, Columbia, Peru, Paraguay, Ecuador, and Bolivia.>The European countries where the age of consent is 14 include Germany, Italy, Portugal, Hungary, Austria, Serbia, Albania, Bulgaria, Estonia, and Montenegro.>The age of consent is also 14 in Bangladesh, China, Myanmar, Mauritius, Malawi, and Chad.What the FUCK
>>82860476In most of those it's only between children, not between children and an adult
>>82860499The age of consent being 14 means adults can have sex with 14 year olds.I had no idea this many European countries were still so degenerate
>>82860418chingchong gacha game #5 or whatever we're on now :Oplease have hot males.......
>burgers acting prude while having the highest rate in a 1st world country of parents sexually abusing their children and kicking them out of their home by 18, literally just 4 years after they're 14everytime. You're a bunch of hypocrites kekaroo
i would have loved to have a 21yo bf when i was 14...
>>82860541China banned cute boys in games because it was turning too many men gay
>>82860554this, with a 18 y.o. bulky fratboy tho. Imagine the sex...little me was very horny for bigger bros, like extremely horny.However, I don't want it the other way. I want to be a kid again and find a big bro
>>82860575autopedophilia is so zased
Meow I'm a fat cow whore for incel cock yay where husbiert
>>82860580yeah, but it's a very niche fetish sadly, and unlike pedophilia, which is not zased by the way and very dangerous for a kid's mental and physical health so anons don't engage in it pls, it isn't doable irl I really wish some sort of time traveling a la Steins Gate existed
>>82860621>very niche fetish sadlyisn't it inherent to all bottomfags
>>82860476>no Bosnia Bunnyanon ToT>Montenegro ???>ChadIt's ok for Chad to have a harem of underage boys but I can't have 1 adult bf
Don't you want to make your family proud?
>>82860615Yay so true why you impersonating me thoughbeit also I only want chad
>>82860575Daddy issues be so common fr slay queen be the stereotype you're meant to be <3
>>82860621adorable image, exudes so much pure happiness <3
Gay is not good please stop being gay please.
Meow meow I'm a cristmas cake whale who trying to fuck me yay
>>82859821bros....You were not muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was super original.
>>82860678He's almost as fat as me-ow
>tfw no bf to make lavender pizza for
>>82860625I'm a versfag actually, won't say no to big bro asking to penetrate his bigger bro butt and then pulling a prank on me
>>82860667I'm a cow not a whale yay>>82860684Maybe if he is 3m tall yay
Meow yay cock mrrrr cawk yay penis yay balls yay
Imagine all pedo roleplay bunnymutt is having with his bf while you're lonely on 4chan
imagine just dying and being done with it all
Bigus Dickus Giganticus yay
Stupid boy has egg on his head everyone point and laugh
Where do I find cute and vulnerable boys(18) to corrupt?
Meow I'm a dumb cow yay need story to fuck me me ow
>>82860735Kenny is a bottom and his cock is too small for me yay
I wish this happened to me as a young teen
>>82860785His cock is perfect size for a pig like you it's pigxpig sex who cares yay
You look as strong as you did before
>>82860813Too small I'm a cow not a pig yay respect my speciesnouns
One good thing about having a smaller bf is that you can easily pick him up and treat him like a plushie and he can't do anything about it ^^
Meow I'm a stupid cowpig combination yay
>>82860880it's almost here, would you celebrate this with your bf?
>>82860880hey, I'm small bf ^^
>>82860838>>82860838>>82860838No pedos this tiem
>>82860729how do you even get egg on your head you dumdummcspasatron?! cum over here you might as well get some seed on your head to complete the look!
>>82860889Meow nice for ya yay I'm a stupid cow myself I need cock in my tight fat holes yay
>>82860892>definition>5 word sentence
>>82860907>tfw no theif bf pic rel
>>82860892Definitely. Probably by throwing him up in the air or into the pool (of warm water, I'm no monster)
>>82860909Cum in certain foods is hot but not in eggs lol
>>82860368There are still men who work on farms and herd cows, no?
