Ok, I'll be the first. Who wants to fuck?

>>82871563
you m?

>>82871563
me, post socials anon

>>82871563
I can't fuck I'm not chad

>>82871585
Don't care stop making camwhore threads on /r9k/ stupid chad only bottom whore

>>82871583
>tfw I wanna fuck but I'm too ugly for it

>>82871591
i dont care about looks as long as the schlong is big

>>82871606
Shame my penis is only 7 inches long so I can't please you and we can't ever be together because I don't have a 12 inch BBC

>>82871606
skinny femwhore fueling men insecurities. Typical

>>82871632
True, foids love making fun of penises because they hate men. You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh

>>82871640
>foids love making fun of penises
>You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh
This is a joke right? Gay bottoms literally do the exact same shit all the time

>>82871640
I think it's because they don't wanna see dick in public and will laught at any naked man

>>82871575
https://x.com/elonmusk
i dont post face much im shy >_<

>>82871693
Wow you're fucking ugly

>>82871640
I was talking about a femboy nonnie, dunno much about women

damn shaving makes u look like a chicken
not good i want my hair back

Smooth shaven twinks owe me sex

I know One Piece isn't on break this week because bf is already blowing up my phone with his latest "theories"

I look and smell like your aunt

>>82871921
can you share them

My last year being a boy, next year I'm going on hrt and to be pretty, gonna finally get a girlfriend and live a normal life with a normal family.

>>82871921
Why do I get the sense your bf is fat and mexican

guys will literally line up for u if u start

I thought being gay was such a gimmick but when I met with a guy from /soc/ and got pounded several times I ended up enjoying it.

>>82872056
What does that even mean lol what gimmick

>>82872056
>Bottoms can just go on /soc/ and instantly have sex with chad
I hate being a top

>>82872056
Are you gonna go back and find a gf at least?

Need white brazilian/latino mature top bf to fall in love with me

>>82872056
"several times" implying you did it more than once before enjoying it.
Impressive since prisongays normally get the ick before sex or mid-sex and abandon the guy they're with.

I have a gay friend im trying to help find a bf for. He wants a virgin top yesman, any takers?

>>82872249
Chudbot

I went to the dentist but the wait time was like 3 hours just to take x-rays plus a longer time after that to actually get the tooth filled. I think I'll have to get here very early in the morning, like when they open tomorrow. Anyway I'm going to go the store and buy a ton of soft foods I can eat with a pulled tooth. Any suggestions?

>>82872249
Let me rephrase, they just cant have been sluts before

>>82872249
What do you mean by yesman? Yesman as in he agrees with all his opinions or yesman in like a sexual slave kind of way?

>>82872273
He wants someone that either argues little with him or not at all. Idk about the bedroom though, he is probably the opposite there

>>82872000
kek
>>82872100
just go to /soc/

>>82872206
Some are more resistant and abandon mid relationship

>>82872282
What race is he and what's his body type? is he fat? is he twinky?
>>82872316
/soc/ doesn't work it's just bottoms attention whoring and dozens of guys lining up to fuck them there's way more bottoms then there are tops and it's way too competitive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mPjzr14dNw
I have a crush on the guy in the jumpsuit in this video

>>82872332
In those cases it's likely a closeted/self-hating gay guy's first relationship.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>>82872343
Eastern euro lives in america, twinky

>>82871921
can you share him

>>82871950
>late 40s big breasts and blonde
Wtf!? my dick hurts

>>82872572
Sorry not in my country and I'm not chad so we can't be together it's over I will never have sex

Teto teto teto te

I reckon I could beat up 10 bottoms at the same time without much trouble

i know kickboxing and will kill you in one swift foot motion

Top 5 asian countries for asserting BWC dominance onto shy awkward submissive beta male twink boypussy?

>>82872706
(SANJUJI TTE IU NA!!!)

suck ma dih

>>82872721
All of them? It's sorta my hopes and dreams to go to Japan not for anime or whatever, but to go into the countryside there and live life as a redheaded "yokai" there, scaring farmers in the middle of the night

https://files.catbox.moe/po6xrt.mp4

>>82873072
Wtf is this doesn't load

>>82873088
sorry here does it work now
https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4

>>82873123
Why are you spamming dish?

>>82873123
Is this dude autistic?

>>82872704
Hes not looking for chad

>>82873166
Still not in my country so it's over and we can't date sorry

Faggots are not human

>>82865011
Bottoms try not to be cringe trannies challenge

tore visited hopefully have enough soft food to eat until my tooth heals and yes I got chick fil a on the way back. Why not at this point I might as well enjoy it why I got it.

>>82873088
Don't know why the link didn't work. I'm not the other anon who replied to you though.
https://litter.catbox.moe/odrqhn58xtplfbn5.mp4

I like calling myself a girl. I never want to be a woman, or to look like a woman, or to be treated like a woman, but I enjoy saying shit like "I'm a fucked up girl". I suppose that the very fact that I'm so obviously masculine is why makes it enjoyable---that is, the contrast is fun.

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Had a fun filled day yay

I wish I could just find a fellow smooth chubby twink to cuddle naked with..

>>82873537
Well come on and share meow, what did you do during your fun day?

>>82873538
>chubby
>twink
Define twink you subhuman tub of lard

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I am not a pedophile I don't like kids

>>82873582
>picrel
Ok diddy

>>82873538
Prindello? Does he have to be good at math?

looks like the ayy's are coming to kill us all?
it might be time to confess to my crush

>>82873582
I used to chew on furniture as a kid yay

please consider checking out the r9gay tagmap ty

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82873640
Did you suck on cock as a kid

>>82873730
nobody lives near me i cant

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space gays

>>82873555
I went to therapy in da morning and it felt okay even though I started shivering a lot then I went to a 50km bike ride and then I went to the uni boardgaming club
>>82873744
No sadly waa

>>82873730
hey theres one guy in brooklyn. i'm there sometimes. if he's reading this, i wonder if he wants to hang out.

>>82873730
i can't use this map because i'm a gay alien living on mars can't we edit it to be less xenophobic thanks

Camille Paglia = GIRL BOSS

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I chopped my penis off

>>82873930
Nothing of value was lost lmao

i attached a second penis to my butthole

>>82873749
you can be the first and then shy anons can message you :)
>>82873805
i think i saw one of your bros in mexico he looked dry af

>>82873162
What does /r9gay/ think of bottoms like this?

i wish i was black...

>>82873984
I don't think of them

>>82873984
i think about taking 2 hand fulls

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May the days fade away
And the moons pale into nothingness
May love only be enough until the morning
May death shut the mouths of traitors
I don't believe in the white ghost of love anymore

>>82873951
nobody will message me and then after two weeks i wont remember my contact

>>82874416
i will love you forever and always bring our chats up to my future husband if you tell me you love me on discord in these two weeks

I enjoy fapping the most when my dick is sweaty and unclean, I wonder if this means I'd enjoy that during sex but I probably would rather it be clean

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>tfw no fellow asexual bf to have animalistic passionate sex with

I'm asexual but I can't have sex because my small penis cums very quickly and I'm also ugly

>>82874596
Doesn't sound asexual, sounds insexual

>>82874610
I want to have sex very rarely and need to cum only once every few days

>>82874569
good luck finding 6'6" anyone bitch

>>82874660
I found myself DOUGH

>>82874689
Go fuck yourself then limau

>>82874544
but im looking for bffs forevers

>>82874552
most gay dudes i've known have preferred sweaty unclean dick
most women i've known (literally one) said she preferred clean dicks
men keep winning

>>82874698
Ok maybe I will. Maybe I'll do that right now. We'll see who'll cancel who you height moralist.

I was just joking about blacked content but then you guys started saying that you're actually into that stuff and even started naming blacked porn stars you guys are so fucking gross

>>82874734
Ew Gross eww

>>82874750
zesty niggas deserve love too. i think the BLACK BVLL SVPERIOR angle is cringe tho

>>82874759
Stop fetishizing black men it's repugnant and disgusting and makes me never want to associate with gay bottoms

>>82874757
I took a shower so it's at least 50% less gross yay stay mad loser nya

>>82874776
i don't i'm just saying they deserve love too. blacked/riced/bleached are all cringey as fuck af

>>82874716
dumbass... he never listens

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I almost didn't shave today either but I really liked how my hair looked without doing anything to it so I felt bad having a shitty stubble ruin it and I feel much better after I shaved

>>82874778
Sex is always gross kill sex with a rock yay data miracle

>>82874805
Boo ugly tranny, you look like a weird grandma

>>82874821
That's not meow hue

you can't simply be racist you must have a romantic relationship with a non white

>>82874817
So true where bf to have sex with yay
>>82874821
You have no idea how handsome and cool I am lolmao

What is the logistics of interracial relationships anons? Are you both allowed to call eavh other slurs? Is it deemed bad if you like something about their race? Please explain it to me.

hue called, said this thread is shit and he's coming to have fun in couple minutes

rip anon he died of virginity

>>82874860
You can call your bf a nigger during orgasm only

Blvck bvll DESTORS faggot rice boy in the locker rooms

>>82874857
Now here yay

I wish I was a faggot riced boy...

>>82874653
Yeah doesnt sound asexual

>tfw no incelsexual chad bf

>incelsexual chad bf is no longer attracted to me and ghosts me after fucking me
many such cases

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gentle men..
wow...

>>82874860
If you can't be racist around your bf there is no point in dating outside of your race imo.

Youtube continues to ruin the UI...

>>82875357
I'd date outside my race mainly cause I'm insecure about my own, I'm mixed but I whitepass so much that nobody would even know if I never told them, I feel like it'll be nicer having someone else who'll know what that's like

>>82875467
I have a fetish for chubby Asian men because they brainwashed me with their cartoons.

>>82875322
>gentle men
>wow
i don't think a gentle man exists anywhere they're all evil rapebeasts that still reject me i would definitely say wow if i met one

i wan asian bf but he has to be the top. i don really have a gud reason why i wan him but if i get him everytime somwan call me a weeb i will use my BAC bf as an excuse like nooo im nit a weeb im jus sharig my bfs cultir!

>>82875484
>>82875546
I don't get weebs, sure they have some good music and shows but like, I don't think asian men are the best looking

You're going down the wrong path. You have to accept nature and be normal.

I am not dating a tree

>tfw no shariah bf

Well maybe I could settle for a Coast Redwood

>tfw no tree bf

i'd like to be a tree

>>82875573
they're pretty looksmatched with white bvlls imho and because whites don't care as much about hygiene and groming as asians (excluding pajeets and indians obv) if you have 6/10 asian boyyo who is clean and well groomed and a 7/10 white boyyo who look like he slept in a dumpster i pick the asian boyyo everytime

The red wave tsunami will not end. There will be consequences for your faggotry. Known that.

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Yes indeed that consequence is finding the loving husband I deserve

>>82875764
You're forbidden from looking at my bulge pics or my ass pic btw fat whore

>>82875801
Who Even are you lol why would I care about your micropenis

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damn, boys look like THAT?

>>82875818
Exactly my tiny 7 inch penis is a micro penis and doesn't deserve to be looked at thank you for agreeing with me
>>82875819
>furry
No thanks whore

>>82875819
Dumb? Immature? Conforming to your bipedofile tastes?

>>82875848
I wish my penis was smaller yay 2 inch would be nice

>>82875873
I wish mine was smaller too having a noticeable bulge in my pants when walking around makes me self conscious and bottoms make fun of my penis for being too small anyways

>>82875883
How can it be noticeable if it's a micropenis liar yay

>>82875894
You can have a bulge and a micro penis the bulge only sticks out maybe 1 inch 1/2 or 2 inches it's a tiny bulge for a tiny penis

>>82875883
It's not noticeable, it's there but no one's looking for it, be real

aaah ahh aaaah chad oh my god CHAD aah aaah aahhh ahhh

mines not a micropenis but it is small and i don't like tight underwear that makes it look big because i don't want guys who refuse to date me to look at it. im a bottom and shouldn't have it anyway

>>82875913
So it's not noticeable then so you were lying yay

>>82875923
It's noticeable to me though that's just when my penis is completely flaccid when it's flaccid there should be no bulge and it should be flat
>>82875943
Depends on who's looking I think but it's extremely noticeable to me and it makes me self conscious so I wear baggy shirts to cover it up but thanks for admitting that my penis is tiny

>>82875870
okay, this smooth = pedo shit needs to be addressed. when the fuck did basic hygiene and trimming get associated with children? you'll niggas be projecting some mighty concerning thoughts

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>>82875991
you are right
shaving is sophisticated

>>82875991
>every manly feature covered
>uwu game socks on
kill yourself bishit, it's not about hygiene and shaved ass, i like how you're willing to skim over the whole picture to make yourself look less retarded

>>82876018
I don't look retarded, YOU do for projecting a bunch on me. you are unhinged and probably smell bad too (peeyew)

>>82876032
sure whatever keeps you stable bishit, just stop your coping rant

Wish I was strong enough to fuck a bottom while standing and holding him up too bad I'm a weak scrawny manlet and my tiny 7 inch penis probably wouldn't be long enough to penetrate him anyways

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the masculine urge to wear a turtleneck

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Is he hot? Would you bf?

>>82876125
gross... he's like smooth and not extremely gorilla-hairy?? HURK

>>82876125
maybe if he gained 50 pounds

>>82876125
Don't like koreans and his hair looks like a cheap wig

>>82876151
Racist, he's Japanese, and his hair looks good
>>82876140
Spotted the Amerifat

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>30yo bottom

You'd think with all the semen they gorge themselves on and the fact that they drain the life out of a top's cock that bottoms would age better

Amerisharts be like
>if he don't look like he hangs out in Walmart all day like the other fat slobs he ain't for me

>>82876125
Hot face, terrible hair. Fingers crossed he's a top.

>>82876325
He's a top but his peepee is 4 inches, 5 at maximum hardness

>>82876343
You never know. I'll gamble anyway.

Bottoms posting chad and lusting over him once again..

Yeah I'm an American and I like it when my boys are well-fed, sue me.

>>82873790
Hey you both post on 4chan so he is probably down you must have a lot in common like idk you'd probably figure it out when you start talking. Sounds like a great idea.
>>82873930
Meow nooooo

>tfw no top who wants his cute pink butthole licked

>>82876560
This is me but I'm not a chad top so no bottom will lick my hole it's over

>>82876343
Who cares? Its only gooners who never got fucked that want giant dicks. That or guys that get fucked too much

mi an fbf wil subsis on jus cum an choklet

>>82875573
>I love bodyhair and fatness

>>82876091
Strong urge to call you a faggot with shitty fashion sense

anyone who wears a turtle neck should be ashamed. think of that poor turtle walking around without a neck, tha poor son of beach ain't nevah gunna git laid againn!

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>>82876244
>30 yo femboy twink

Most my outfits has a turtleneck...

>>82876522
most people who move to brooklyn kinda suck enormous eggs though. so its risky.

>>82871614
You know you posted your dick here and everyone took a peak and it's a nice dick. Just because it looks different from the average weiner doesn't mean it's bad

>>82876741
I never posted my dick here though only my bulge?

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today i saw a cat IN mcdonalds

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>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>So why can't my heart understand that?

Please god someone give me a way to make the hurt stop (that is not alcohol)

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as well as a meditating squirrel.

I'm straight and want a bf how come no bottoms ever show interest in me? Oh right it's because I'm not chad

>>82877036
I'm >>82876990, and I'd fucking beg for your contacts but my soul belongs to one of you womanfuckers.

am i chad
y/n

>>82877057
Post stats and if you're better then me in any physical way then you're chad and I'm not

>>82877092
give me the outline please

>>82877110
What's your height, and weight, and penis size, and are you balding?, and are you fat or skinny?

I guess it's time to go to bed so I can be at the dentist right when they open at 8am tomorrow. I have to do something about this tooth.

Reminder that all non-mentalcels are fakecels. Short guys, fat guys, ugly guys and bald guys can ALL easily get bfs in the gay community if they're even basically charismatic. It is the autist and the autist alone who can't.

>>82877315
What if I'm fat, ugly and bald?

>>82877338
If you're genuinely charismatic, yes, you can find a boyfriend. This isn't straight dating. A lot of boys specifically seek out fat ugly bald guys even. But you're on this board so you're likely a mentalcel

You can have a boyfriend and still be a cel

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i like guys who wear omighty

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well anons? did you participated???

>>82877700
Yes my coworkers had a good laugh at the sound of my bones shattering.

Need a short bottom to protect with my tallness. Then maybe I throw him onto the bed and have my way with him.

For the sake of my boyfriend, I will never become a worm.

Bf threw me at the spider on the bedroom wall again

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found one for a certain someone

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pair with this, ez diamonds

We edated for three months a year ago and I'm crying my eyes out because I want him back. Genuinely considering flying out to where he lives just to see is fave a single time. I am the most pathetic anon here BY FAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvOwwcgH2hU

Why does the tasting history guy have pretty fingers.

>>82878753
because they stick their fingers in history to taste it and history is moisturizing

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Being so lonely and sad has made me too soft. I would cry if a boy hugged me right now.

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>>82877734
>you probably hear the beautiful sound of anon's bones shattering back here, that's music to my ears. people don't like it, i love it! when i hear that sound it reminds me of money!

Would you get all four of your limbs amputated if it meant you got to be a billionaire forever but your caretaker had to be someone from this thread

>>82878814
am i allowed to pick someone besides you? and are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?

You're all twats. Just a bunch of wankers

>>82878834
exxuse (you) but i don kno wat dose words mean so take that!

https://voca.ro/1b0HvdE8Kxkq

>>82878853
spare me por favor

>>82878824
>am i allowed to pick someone besides you?
It would be "randomly selected" but the wheel would inevitably land on me
>are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?
The operation would be preformed by an actual surgeon (while I watch). You'd just wake up in my arms with no arms or legs.
Remember though... You get to be a billionaire forever.

>>82878834
Alri mate no need for that

>>82878853
Can you sing an Enjambre song. Maybe Dulce Soledad. I like that band.

>>82878858
That seems like a good deal.

I would take the amputation deal not because of the money but because it guarantees me a bf

bf who deprives me of my sight smell taste smell and touch

Asexual bf who holds me down and rapes me

I need a yandere boyfriend who will starve me until I die.