Ok, I'll be the first. Who wants to fuck?

>>82871563
you m?

>>82871563
me, post socials anon

>>82871563
I can't fuck I'm not chad

>>82871585
Don't care stop making camwhore threads on /r9k/ stupid chad only bottom whore

>>82871583
>tfw I wanna fuck but I'm too ugly for it

>>82871591
i dont care about looks as long as the schlong is big

>>82871606
Shame my penis is only 7 inches long so I can't please you and we can't ever be together because I don't have a 12 inch BBC

>>82871606
skinny femwhore fueling men insecurities. Typical

>>82871632
True, foids love making fun of penises because they hate men. You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh

>>82871640
>foids love making fun of penises
>You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh
This is a joke right? Gay bottoms literally do the exact same shit all the time

>>82871640
I think it's because they don't wanna see dick in public and will laught at any naked man

>>82871575
https://x.com/elonmusk
i dont post face much im shy >_<

>>82871693
Wow you're fucking ugly

>>82871640
I was talking about a femboy nonnie, dunno much about women

damn shaving makes u look like a chicken
not good i want my hair back

Smooth shaven twinks owe me sex

I know One Piece isn't on break this week because bf is already blowing up my phone with his latest "theories"

I look and smell like your aunt

>>82871921
can you share them

My last year being a boy, next year I'm going on hrt and to be pretty, gonna finally get a girlfriend and live a normal life with a normal family.

>>82871921
Why do I get the sense your bf is fat and mexican

guys will literally line up for u if u start

I thought being gay was such a gimmick but when I met with a guy from /soc/ and got pounded several times I ended up enjoying it.

>>82872056
What does that even mean lol what gimmick

>>82872056
>Bottoms can just go on /soc/ and instantly have sex with chad
I hate being a top

>>82872056
Are you gonna go back and find a gf at least?

Need white brazilian/latino mature top bf to fall in love with me

>>82872056
"several times" implying you did it more than once before enjoying it.
Impressive since prisongays normally get the ick before sex or mid-sex and abandon the guy they're with.

I have a gay friend im trying to help find a bf for. He wants a virgin top yesman, any takers?

>>82872249
Chudbot

I went to the dentist but the wait time was like 3 hours just to take x-rays plus a longer time after that to actually get the tooth filled. I think I'll have to get here very early in the morning, like when they open tomorrow. Anyway I'm going to go the store and buy a ton of soft foods I can eat with a pulled tooth. Any suggestions?

>>82872249
Let me rephrase, they just cant have been sluts before

>>82872249
What do you mean by yesman? Yesman as in he agrees with all his opinions or yesman in like a sexual slave kind of way?

>>82872273
He wants someone that either argues little with him or not at all. Idk about the bedroom though, he is probably the opposite there

>>82872000
kek
>>82872100
just go to /soc/

>>82872206
Some are more resistant and abandon mid relationship

>>82872282
What race is he and what's his body type? is he fat? is he twinky?
>>82872316
/soc/ doesn't work it's just bottoms attention whoring and dozens of guys lining up to fuck them there's way more bottoms then there are tops and it's way too competitive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mPjzr14dNw
I have a crush on the guy in the jumpsuit in this video

>>82872332
In those cases it's likely a closeted/self-hating gay guy's first relationship.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>>82872343
Eastern euro lives in america, twinky

>>82871921
can you share him

>>82871950
>late 40s big breasts and blonde
Wtf!? my dick hurts

>>82872572
Sorry not in my country and I'm not chad so we can't be together it's over I will never have sex

Teto teto teto te

I reckon I could beat up 10 bottoms at the same time without much trouble

i know kickboxing and will kill you in one swift foot motion

Top 5 asian countries for asserting BWC dominance onto shy awkward submissive beta male twink boypussy?

>>82872706
(SANJUJI TTE IU NA!!!)

suck ma dih

>>82872721
All of them? It's sorta my hopes and dreams to go to Japan not for anime or whatever, but to go into the countryside there and live life as a redheaded "yokai" there, scaring farmers in the middle of the night

https://files.catbox.moe/po6xrt.mp4

>>82873072
Wtf is this doesn't load

>>82873088
sorry here does it work now
https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4

>>82873123
Why are you spamming dish?

>>82873123
Is this dude autistic?

>>82872704
Hes not looking for chad

>>82873166
Still not in my country so it's over and we can't date sorry

Faggots are not human

>>82865011
Bottoms try not to be cringe trannies challenge

tore visited hopefully have enough soft food to eat until my tooth heals and yes I got chick fil a on the way back. Why not at this point I might as well enjoy it why I got it.

>>82873088
Don't know why the link didn't work. I'm not the other anon who replied to you though.
https://litter.catbox.moe/odrqhn58xtplfbn5.mp4

I like calling myself a girl. I never want to be a woman, or to look like a woman, or to be treated like a woman, but I enjoy saying shit like "I'm a fucked up girl". I suppose that the very fact that I'm so obviously masculine is why makes it enjoyable---that is, the contrast is fun.

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Had a fun filled day yay

I wish I could just find a fellow smooth chubby twink to cuddle naked with..

>>82873537
Well come on and share meow, what did you do during your fun day?

>>82873538
>chubby
>twink
Define twink you subhuman tub of lard

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I am not a pedophile I don't like kids

>>82873582
>picrel
Ok diddy

>>82873538
Prindello? Does he have to be good at math?

looks like the ayy's are coming to kill us all?
it might be time to confess to my crush

>>82873582
I used to chew on furniture as a kid yay

please consider checking out the r9gay tagmap ty

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82873640
Did you suck on cock as a kid

>>82873730
nobody lives near me i cant

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space gays

>>82873555
I went to therapy in da morning and it felt okay even though I started shivering a lot then I went to a 50km bike ride and then I went to the uni boardgaming club
>>82873744
No sadly waa

>>82873730
hey theres one guy in brooklyn. i'm there sometimes. if he's reading this, i wonder if he wants to hang out.

>>82873730
i can't use this map because i'm a gay alien living on mars can't we edit it to be less xenophobic thanks

Camille Paglia = GIRL BOSS

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I chopped my penis off

>>82873930
Nothing of value was lost lmao

i attached a second penis to my butthole

>>82873749
you can be the first and then shy anons can message you :)
>>82873805
i think i saw one of your bros in mexico he looked dry af

>>82873162
What does /r9gay/ think of bottoms like this?

i wish i was black...

>>82873984
I don't think of them

>>82873984
i think about taking 2 hand fulls

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May the days fade away
And the moons pale into nothingness
May love only be enough until the morning
May death shut the mouths of traitors
I don't believe in the white ghost of love anymore

>>82873951
nobody will message me and then after two weeks i wont remember my contact

>>82874416
i will love you forever and always bring our chats up to my future husband if you tell me you love me on discord in these two weeks

I enjoy fapping the most when my dick is sweaty and unclean, I wonder if this means I'd enjoy that during sex but I probably would rather it be clean

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>tfw no fellow asexual bf to have animalistic passionate sex with

I'm asexual but I can't have sex because my small penis cums very quickly and I'm also ugly

>>82874596
Doesn't sound asexual, sounds insexual

>>82874610
I want to have sex very rarely and need to cum only once every few days

>>82874569
good luck finding 6'6" anyone bitch

>>82874660
I found myself DOUGH

>>82874689
Go fuck yourself then limau

>>82874544
but im looking for bffs forevers

>>82874552
most gay dudes i've known have preferred sweaty unclean dick
most women i've known (literally one) said she preferred clean dicks
men keep winning

>>82874698
Ok maybe I will. Maybe I'll do that right now. We'll see who'll cancel who you height moralist.

I was just joking about blacked content but then you guys started saying that you're actually into that stuff and even started naming blacked porn stars you guys are so fucking gross

>>82874734
Ew Gross eww

>>82874750
zesty niggas deserve love too. i think the BLACK BVLL SVPERIOR angle is cringe tho

>>82874759
Stop fetishizing black men it's repugnant and disgusting and makes me never want to associate with gay bottoms

>>82874757
I took a shower so it's at least 50% less gross yay stay mad loser nya

>>82874776
i don't i'm just saying they deserve love too. blacked/riced/bleached are all cringey as fuck af

>>82874716
dumbass... he never listens

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I almost didn't shave today either but I really liked how my hair looked without doing anything to it so I felt bad having a shitty stubble ruin it and I feel much better after I shaved

>>82874778
Sex is always gross kill sex with a rock yay data miracle

>>82874805
Boo ugly tranny, you look like a weird grandma

>>82874821
That's not meow hue

you can't simply be racist you must have a romantic relationship with a non white

>>82874817
So true where bf to have sex with yay
>>82874821
You have no idea how handsome and cool I am lolmao

What is the logistics of interracial relationships anons? Are you both allowed to call eavh other slurs? Is it deemed bad if you like something about their race? Please explain it to me.

hue called, said this thread is shit and he's coming to have fun in couple minutes

rip anon he died of virginity

>>82874860
You can call your bf a nigger during orgasm only

Blvck bvll DESTORS faggot rice boy in the locker rooms

>>82874857
Now here yay

I wish I was a faggot riced boy...

>>82874653
Yeah doesnt sound asexual

>tfw no incelsexual chad bf

>incelsexual chad bf is no longer attracted to me and ghosts me after fucking me
many such cases

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gentle men..
wow...

>>82874860
If you can't be racist around your bf there is no point in dating outside of your race imo.

Youtube continues to ruin the UI...

>>82875357
I'd date outside my race mainly cause I'm insecure about my own, I'm mixed but I whitepass so much that nobody would even know if I never told them, I feel like it'll be nicer having someone else who'll know what that's like

>>82875467
I have a fetish for chubby Asian men because they brainwashed me with their cartoons.

>>82875322
>gentle men
>wow
i don't think a gentle man exists anywhere they're all evil rapebeasts that still reject me i would definitely say wow if i met one

i wan asian bf but he has to be the top. i don really have a gud reason why i wan him but if i get him everytime somwan call me a weeb i will use my BAC bf as an excuse like nooo im nit a weeb im jus sharig my bfs cultir!

>>82875484
>>82875546
I don't get weebs, sure they have some good music and shows but like, I don't think asian men are the best looking

You're going down the wrong path. You have to accept nature and be normal.

I am not dating a tree

>tfw no shariah bf

Well maybe I could settle for a Coast Redwood

>tfw no tree bf

i'd like to be a tree

>>82875573
they're pretty looksmatched with white bvlls imho and because whites don't care as much about hygiene and groming as asians (excluding pajeets and indians obv) if you have 6/10 asian boyyo who is clean and well groomed and a 7/10 white boyyo who look like he slept in a dumpster i pick the asian boyyo everytime

The red wave tsunami will not end. There will be consequences for your faggotry. Known that.

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Yes indeed that consequence is finding the loving husband I deserve

>>82875764
You're forbidden from looking at my bulge pics or my ass pic btw fat whore

>>82875801
Who Even are you lol why would I care about your micropenis

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damn, boys look like THAT?

>>82875818
Exactly my tiny 7 inch penis is a micro penis and doesn't deserve to be looked at thank you for agreeing with me
>>82875819
>furry
No thanks whore

>>82875819
Dumb? Immature? Conforming to your bipedofile tastes?

>>82875848
I wish my penis was smaller yay 2 inch would be nice

>>82875873
I wish mine was smaller too having a noticeable bulge in my pants when walking around makes me self conscious and bottoms make fun of my penis for being too small anyways

>>82875883
How can it be noticeable if it's a micropenis liar yay

>>82875894
You can have a bulge and a micro penis the bulge only sticks out maybe 1 inch 1/2 or 2 inches it's a tiny bulge for a tiny penis

>>82875883
It's not noticeable, it's there but no one's looking for it, be real

aaah ahh aaaah chad oh my god CHAD aah aaah aahhh ahhh

mines not a micropenis but it is small and i don't like tight underwear that makes it look big because i don't want guys who refuse to date me to look at it. im a bottom and shouldn't have it anyway

>>82875913
So it's not noticeable then so you were lying yay

>>82875923
It's noticeable to me though that's just when my penis is completely flaccid when it's flaccid there should be no bulge and it should be flat
>>82875943
Depends on who's looking I think but it's extremely noticeable to me and it makes me self conscious so I wear baggy shirts to cover it up but thanks for admitting that my penis is tiny

>>82875870
okay, this smooth = pedo shit needs to be addressed. when the fuck did basic hygiene and trimming get associated with children? you'll niggas be projecting some mighty concerning thoughts

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>>82875991
you are right
shaving is sophisticated

>>82875991
>every manly feature covered
>uwu game socks on
kill yourself bishit, it's not about hygiene and shaved ass, i like how you're willing to skim over the whole picture to make yourself look less retarded

>>82876018
I don't look retarded, YOU do for projecting a bunch on me. you are unhinged and probably smell bad too (peeyew)

>>82876032
sure whatever keeps you stable bishit, just stop your coping rant

Wish I was strong enough to fuck a bottom while standing and holding him up too bad I'm a weak scrawny manlet and my tiny 7 inch penis probably wouldn't be long enough to penetrate him anyways

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the masculine urge to wear a turtleneck

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Is he hot? Would you bf?

>>82876125
gross... he's like smooth and not extremely gorilla-hairy?? HURK

>>82876125
maybe if he gained 50 pounds

>>82876125
Don't like koreans and his hair looks like a cheap wig

>>82876151
Racist, he's Japanese, and his hair looks good
>>82876140
Spotted the Amerifat

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>30yo bottom

You'd think with all the semen they gorge themselves on and the fact that they drain the life out of a top's cock that bottoms would age better

Amerisharts be like
>if he don't look like he hangs out in Walmart all day like the other fat slobs he ain't for me

>>82876125
Hot face, terrible hair. Fingers crossed he's a top.

>>82876325
He's a top but his peepee is 4 inches, 5 at maximum hardness

>>82876343
You never know. I'll gamble anyway.

Bottoms posting chad and lusting over him once again..

Yeah I'm an American and I like it when my boys are well-fed, sue me.

>>82873790
Hey you both post on 4chan so he is probably down you must have a lot in common like idk you'd probably figure it out when you start talking. Sounds like a great idea.
>>82873930
Meow nooooo

>tfw no top who wants his cute pink butthole licked

>>82876560
This is me but I'm not a chad top so no bottom will lick my hole it's over

>>82876343
Who cares? Its only gooners who never got fucked that want giant dicks. That or guys that get fucked too much

mi an fbf wil subsis on jus cum an choklet

>>82875573
>I love bodyhair and fatness

>>82876091
Strong urge to call you a faggot with shitty fashion sense

anyone who wears a turtle neck should be ashamed. think of that poor turtle walking around without a neck, tha poor son of beach ain't nevah gunna git laid againn!

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>>82876244
>30 yo femboy twink

Most my outfits has a turtleneck...

>>82876522
most people who move to brooklyn kinda suck enormous eggs though. so its risky.

>>82871614
You know you posted your dick here and everyone took a peak and it's a nice dick. Just because it looks different from the average weiner doesn't mean it's bad

>>82876741
I never posted my dick here though only my bulge?

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today i saw a cat IN mcdonalds

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>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>So why can't my heart understand that?

Please god someone give me a way to make the hurt stop (that is not alcohol)

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as well as a meditating squirrel.

I'm straight and want a bf how come no bottoms ever show interest in me? Oh right it's because I'm not chad

>>82877036
I'm >>82876990, and I'd fucking beg for your contacts but my soul belongs to one of you womanfuckers.

am i chad
y/n

>>82877057
Post stats and if you're better then me in any physical way then you're chad and I'm not

>>82877092
give me the outline please

>>82877110
What's your height, and weight, and penis size, and are you balding?, and are you fat or skinny?

I guess it's time to go to bed so I can be at the dentist right when they open at 8am tomorrow. I have to do something about this tooth.

Reminder that all non-mentalcels are fakecels. Short guys, fat guys, ugly guys and bald guys can ALL easily get bfs in the gay community if they're even basically charismatic. It is the autist and the autist alone who can't.

>>82877315
What if I'm fat, ugly and bald?

>>82877338
If you're genuinely charismatic, yes, you can find a boyfriend. This isn't straight dating. A lot of boys specifically seek out fat ugly bald guys even. But you're on this board so you're likely a mentalcel

You can have a boyfriend and still be a cel

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i like guys who wear omighty

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well anons? did you participated???

>>82877700
Yes my coworkers had a good laugh at the sound of my bones shattering.

Need a short bottom to protect with my tallness. Then maybe I throw him onto the bed and have my way with him.

For the sake of my boyfriend, I will never become a worm.

Bf threw me at the spider on the bedroom wall again

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found one for a certain someone

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pair with this, ez diamonds

We edated for three months a year ago and I'm crying my eyes out because I want him back. Genuinely considering flying out to where he lives just to see is fave a single time. I am the most pathetic anon here BY FAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvOwwcgH2hU

Why does the tasting history guy have pretty fingers.

>>82878753
because they stick their fingers in history to taste it and history is moisturizing

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Being so lonely and sad has made me too soft. I would cry if a boy hugged me right now.

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>>82877734
>you probably hear the beautiful sound of anon's bones shattering back here, that's music to my ears. people don't like it, i love it! when i hear that sound it reminds me of money!

Would you get all four of your limbs amputated if it meant you got to be a billionaire forever but your caretaker had to be someone from this thread

>>82878814
am i allowed to pick someone besides you? and are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?

You're all twats. Just a bunch of wankers

>>82878834
exxuse (you) but i don kno wat dose words mean so take that!

https://voca.ro/1b0HvdE8Kxkq

>>82878853
spare me por favor

>>82878824
>am i allowed to pick someone besides you?
It would be "randomly selected" but the wheel would inevitably land on me
>are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?
The operation would be preformed by an actual surgeon (while I watch). You'd just wake up in my arms with no arms or legs.
Remember though... You get to be a billionaire forever.

>>82878834
Alri mate no need for that

>>82878853
Can you sing an Enjambre song. Maybe Dulce Soledad. I like that band.

>>82878858
That seems like a good deal.

I would take the amputation deal not because of the money but because it guarantees me a bf

bf who deprives me of my sight smell taste smell and touch

Asexual bf who holds me down and rapes me

I need a yandere boyfriend who will starve me until I die.

I need a yandere boyfriend who will starve me to keep me weak and dizzy while never allowing me to go hungry long enough to die, thus keeping me in a terrible state of half-death where I constantly beg to die but have to suck is cock instead

Why are we like this?

>>82878855
>>82878866
https://voca.ro/1bZloWcSMiek

>>82878977
do you want me to answer that?

>>82879040
hot, very hot

>>82876990
https://youtu.be/62upiZmq4aE
listen to this non-straight hottie's advices and fall in love with his hotness so you can forget all about your crush

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i would never kill my fbf, a lot of men have killed their bfs at a certain point. even tho im heavily incentivized to kill him i never would.

>tfw no dumb bf with a heart of gold

Meow has a heart of BBC

>>82879365
literally me

I wish I had a bf smarter than me. Feels a bit weird wording it but I feel like I'm good at being down to earth and helping others but bad at doing anything intellectually related.

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>>82879407
I'm not extra smart and I won't like to be a smartass either because that would make my bf feel lesser, but I'm observant. I want a very pure boyfriend who I will protect, even if I'm smaller and weaker than him, so this heinous world doesn't corrupt him
>I feel like I'm good at being down to earth and helping others
do you like helping others? It makes you feel good?
>but bad at doing anything intellectually related
are you sure anon? Maybe you're underestimating yourself? Not everyone is a physics engineering major or read a whole library, not cultured doesn't meant not intelligent

Would you prefer a bf who can only cum if you rp as his actual biological brother or a bf who can only cum if you rp as a dead body

>>82879269
>>82877637
Cuckbot stop with the race cuck shit already it's ruining every thread
>>82879219
>>82879492
Ok this is going too far now. Can you contain it to one thread you pathetic cuckold?

>>82877872
Join the pxl cult story

>>82866055
>>82866126
>>82866125
Cuckbot really does this? Why do you only want top tier bottoms sounds like a chad only whore to me. Fuck story as he is your looksmatch.

>>82879829
my god, he became the blacked mentality atp

>>82866375
>>82866412
Guys trolling is so funny haha chad haha bbc haha this is so funny repeating the same thing lol

>>82880024
>I've been trying for 8 years to find and date one
AHAHAH what a porn brained loser

>>82878753
Because he's a gaaay

>>82879818
either is preferable to a bf with no asshole it's over for me

>>82879818
Do I have to be the big bro or the little bro

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I'm lonely gloo but I still shan't cry for a bii eff

Lmoa (licking my own ass)

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Being so lonely and sad has made me too soft. I would cry if Chad hugged me right now.

>tfw no kleptomaniac bf who steals my heart

>meet guy
>He reminds me of my bf before we started dating
>Dont have any interest in him bc i love my bf
I feel bad though bc hes nice and should have a bf

>>82880998(me)
One of you should take him

Is any of you actual homo or are all of you coping bisexuals?

>>82881014
I'm real gay but also a slut so you can't have everything

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>>82881014
I've never been interested in women I thought I was an asexual as a teen though

>>82881014
can see myself in bed only with a guy, thinking about being with a girl feels off and wrong.

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Darkenstein 3d is literally free and very fun. Just like my old Wolfenstein games ^^

Christ is King. You will get what you deserve when you're rotting in hell.

>>82881203
The bible was written by man and is only the interpretation of Gods word. I have my own moral compass God gave me

>>82879871
Within mere seconds chad is able to accomplish what has taken me almost a decade to fail at and achieve nothing this is the cost of being under 6ft tall and not being a chad
>>82880024
I'm not chad only as I've e dated bottoms from here for several months and they were all far below average

>>82881282
>I've dated
>Yet I wanna cry about being an incel

>>82881310
E dated not real dated because I'm still a pure chaste virgin clittycel incapable of having sex because of my small penis and small height

>>82881320
But e-dating is real dating as per the faggots here

>>82881349
No it's not cause I can't have sex and I'm still a virgin and untouched by anyone if it was real dating then I wouldn't be a khhv clittycel like I am now

>>82881361
Just fuck some 60 year old bottom on grindr

>>82881370
I can't they rejected me for not being chad

>>82881375
Prove it oh you can't? How quaint

>>82881377
Can you prove that they didn't reject me? can you prove that a 60 year old bottom would sleep with me?

is it true you become homosexual if you get too old before having sex with a girl?

>>82881384
You made the claim you have to prove it

>>82881282
>femboys I dated, which proves Im not an incel btw, have all been ugly to me because of my extremely high bishits standards
So true chad only whore

>tfw no meowsexual bf

I can sense your non chad aura through the screen it's over it never even started BLA BLA BLA
Not a troll btw it's so over waaaa
Kill yourself you canadian piece of shit

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>>82881415
What does that mean yay

>>82881014
i thought i was gay but it turned out just to be a phase

>>82881394
You made the claim I could fuck a 60 year old bottom over grindr you have to prove it
>>82881400
Never dated anyone and no one that I edated was a femboy so keep seething whore

>>82881014
Bi but heavily lean towards guys. When im out i never think "damn thats a hot girl" but i do see guys that im like "holy fucking shit hes hot"

>>82881478
It was just an example, you could take any bottom low value enough but you're a lying chad only whore so it's not gonna happen limau

>>82881427
>Still seething over canucks even though no one mentioned or said anything about them in the thread
Why do you have them rent free in your seething head like this anon?

>>82881490
>you could take any bottom low value enough
You made this claim you have to prove it where's the proof?

>>82881502
You're not proving your claims so why should I?

>>82881507
I already proved that I'm an unsexable clittycel when I posted those pics of myself now you have to post a peer reviewed study that's been fact checked by snopes to prove your point here chuddy

>>82881513
How does that prove that you've been rejected by every desperate bottom in existence

>>82881523
Because my penis is so small that no bottom would ever date me? and my ass is so big and round that bottoms look at me like a little sissy and emasculate me and refuse to fuck me for it

>>82881567
Cope where's the proof

>>82881575
Already posted my tiny white bulge and my big stinky butt now it's time for you to post your proof whore

>>82881567
I'm a bottom and I like your ass and would fuck it if you were doing better mentally.

>>82881604
>I'm a bottom
>I'd fuck your ass
What?

>>82881603
That doesn't prove jack shit also you could just bottom nothing is stopping you

>>82881621
I'm a top that is what's stopping me stop trying to sissy hypno me into becoming your sex slave it won't work I'm a strict top and my tiny white penis is proof enough that I will never have sex because I'm not chad

>>82881632
Too bad nothing is still stopping you from getting your back blown out

>>82881641
I will not be raped I don't want to be raped sorry

>>82881649
Then do it willingly lmao it's that easy

>>82881666
It's not that easy since I'm a top and a clittycel so no I will not be a bottom

>>82881671
Well have you tried it

>>82881609
What's wrong with that lol?

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>>82881675
I once took a shit where the turd was small on both ends but fat in the middle like a football almost and it was the roughest shit of my life it felt like I was giving birth or something I was in severe pain and covered in sweat and my entire body was hot when I took that shit it was singlehandedly the most painful shit of my life and when it finally came out it wasn't even that big it's just the girth of it cause it was fat in the middle and I can't even imagine the amount of pain and suffering I'd feel if someone ever showed a cock up me

>>82881716
Just fuck someone with a small cock then lmao

>>82881703
I'm not a bottom I'm a top and you're a bottom you're supposed to be a submissive little sissy that gets fucked in dey ass not the other way around

>>82881729
can you shut the fuck up? stop feeding bored trannies itt

>>82881729
If I turned into a bottom then I would have to only fuck chad and chad doesn't have a small penis therefore what you're asking is impossible checkmate whore

>>82881739
I am the bored tranny tho.
>>82881744
Yeah but you're not a bottom so you can fuck tiny cock people just fine, stop making excuses

>>82881756
You're asking me to be a bottom which means that I can only fuck chad's big dick which isn't physically possible for my tight virgin tophole

>>82881770
Stop making excuses I said

>>82881774
There are no excuses I'm a top not a bottom it's just facts

>>82881733
Post cute hole and butt sissy faggot

>>82881786
Nothing is stopping a top from taking a cock up their ass you have no excuse

>>82881787
See I'm ugly as shit and no bottoms want me but as soon as my ass and bottoming gets mentioned tops are lining up to fuck me just further proving my point that bottoms live life on easy mode and can get fucked whenever they want but refuse to because they are chad only whores

>>82881798
Same applies to you ironically

>>82881804
Name 1 time where I refused to fuck someone that wasn't chad

>>82881798
I don't give a fuck about your struggles, post anus

>>82881809
You could just bottom if you wanted sex but you refuse to i.e. you is a Hypocrite whore

>>82881495
Because he is still spamming every thread with his trolling obviously retard

>>82881815
I already posted booty I'm not doing that again I'm not a bottom
>>82881820
I can't bottom I'm a top it doesn't work like that
>>82881826
Everyone here are americans or europeans what are you talking about mong?

>>82881835
What's stopping you? Just bend over?

>>82881835
Yes you will, tops' asses and hole and sweet tight sexy and cute

I hate you all so much

>>82881854
The same thing that's stopping me from sleeping with someone that's black I'm not sexually attracted to it so it would be rape and traumatize me and I've been sexually traumatized by bottoms enough from them humiliating my small penis
>>82881858
Do you even bottom and take it up the ass?

>>82881870
This but only bottoms because I'm not chad and can't have sex because of it

>>82881873
Okay so when bottoms have appearance based standards it's bad but when you do it's justified? Hypocrite

>>82881902
Black bottoms have never offered me sex where as non chads constantly offer bottoms sex and get refused for not being chad you're comparing apples and oranges this is completely different but you're a simp for these chad only whores so it's understandable that you'd feel that way whore

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SEX SEX SEX, the kinkiest SEX. WHY CAN'T I FUCK PECS??!!!??

>>82881912
How is that relevant lmao

You guys must really be busted. I was overweight, kinda ugly after high school and i still got some. Thankfully i grew into my looks and lost weight

>>82881873
I bottom for myself currently. Post nice top hole

>>82881917
I can't have sex because I'm not chad
Bottoms can have sex but only want chad
This is why it's relevant
>>82881915
Another bottom whore posting and lusting over chad btw

>>82881930
I could probably get sex easily but I'm mentally ill and my standards are high ish

Act like an angel, dress like bottom.

>>82881930
>Thankfully i grew into my looks and lost weight
Thanks for telling me how you're better looking then me in every way and managed to have sex while I can't
>>82881931
I AM NOT A BOTTOM besides there's already a picture of my ass out there and that should be enough

sex sucks and bottoming's easier to do so I tend to do that and range from "pillow princess" to "actually engaged" depending on how much I like the guy.

>>82881933
GURL, i want to put my penis in his pecs, not a bottom

>>82881915
Too big
May as well be tits

>>82881956
I DO'NT CARE IN SLIGHTEST you post it before so can take better pic again and you are a bottom because you love bbc, post hole

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>>82881970
>too big
that's the twist: he actually makes them look bigger choosing specific camera angles, not that they aren't huge and that he isn't jacked, but this bad boy likes to look bigger, he wants to be bigger, it makes him very kinky

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Wait, you guys don't like pecs? Fluffy man titties that can get hard and serve as cushions? What's better than some big pecs? Sexually wise ofc

>how many nudes have u sent / received ?
how many breads have you eaten

Only chads have pecs...I think, and we aren't built for chads. Ever known a non-chad with big pecs?

>>82882071
>makes them look bigger choosing specific camera angles
Can I do that with my small tiny sissy micro 4 inch penis?

>>82882130
D-Dio??!

>>82882148
Yup, I think so, but literally who cares about dick?? Some bitchy bottoms? FUCK THEM

Make your man titties look big! Can't change dick, but you can change those

>>82882095
Depends on the shape first and foremost, size is second.
>>82882148
>Can I do that with...
yeah, try different angles in a hot room so that your nutsack's droopy (and covers up less cock.)

>>82882171
>shape first and foremost, size is second.
I'm curious, show some pics of pecs you like or don't like man, I wanna see. For me it's the opposite, the bigger, the better, and shape won't matter, but they don't have to be evidently disproportioned compared to shoulders. Very small shoulders/big pecs combo is weird.

Pecs are nice but you have to be a real meathead to have nice pecs so I don't find them desirable

>>82882195
I'll try to make a collage of the ones I do like, sry if I forget about it in advance.

watching guys jerking their big dicks and big cute pink meaty full white balls

>>82882202
what's wrong with being a little simple minded? As long as they aren't jerks and their heart is in the right place

>>82882170
I wanna be twink or femboy, not roided gorilla yet
>>82882171
Idgi

>>82882213
Idk I find being jacked unattractive overall even though muscles are hot

You will all perish in the muslim takeover.

>>82881014
i'm very gay, so gay that my real crushes were all guys and that females and female-attracted "people" are an instant turnoff

sorry for being fully heterosexual guys

>>82881946
Guy i found at that time was cuteish. I didnt have r9gay bottom standards
>>82881956
I just put myself out there and tried anon. Idk what to tell you besides to exercise more

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>>82882205
I'd be happy even with only 2 pics! I want to talk with a pecs lover like me from time to time...no one ever seems interested here and it's wild to me! To each their own, but pecs are peak sexiness, how can a gay guy not get at least a bit horny over them? Unless you are romantic only, which I respect completely, but people talk about body parts they like here too so I guess that isn't the case
>>82882220
me neither, but not a femboy wannabe. Why do you want to make your dick look big tho? Are you a twink top?
>>82882237
why? Do you associate that with their personality? Have you met idiotic jacked guys?
>even though muscles are hot
you like muscles alone but not the person as a whole?

>>82882307
Idk what my standards even are if I'm honest