anyone actually ever been to nightclubs?i only went a squat rave once years ago thats it
>>82871650Yes? What do you want to know about them?
>>82871685What's the terminal velocity of the fastest dancer in a nightclub
>>82871697African or European dancer?
>>82871650>the sound>the lights>the people>the smellthat's nightmare for an autist
>>82871650Hell yeah I LOVE standing in a sweltering, obnoxiously loud club with constant flashing strobes so I can pay out the ass for piss drinks and compete with a pack of brown droolies to see who can grind their crotch on sweaty, obese hogs the most while furiously hoping one of those pigs is stupid and drunk enough to go home with me. I really don't understand why robots don't like this.
>"why am I even here?">Everytime I went to one for more than 25 mins
>>82871785Or>go to club that doesn't rely on flashing lights to keep the audience engaged>take mdma>drink free waters all night>talk to other people on mdma>make 100 friends>start curing your autismI seriously think a lot of spergs here would benefit from this sort of experience.
there are few things more disgusting
>>82871812>this thing happened to me once so it must be a universal experienceDo normalniggers really? The last time I tried to 'socialize' and 'make friends' at some shitty rave the people were too drugged out anyway.
>>82871823This thing happens to lots of people.Btw you need to be on drugs too, otherwise you still have your spergy barriers and judgements
>>82871850>you need to be on drugs to feel okay in such an environmentNo thanks, I'll stick to my pub.
>>82871850Honestly I like taking shrooms and going to the climbing gym and just vibrating synergetically
>>82871896But do you talk to anyone? Shrooms during the daytime sounds very isolating desu
>>82871650Had a 3-month bender where I went every weekA different club everytime tooIt was nice, got blacked out drunk only once and had to have a friend drive me homeDanced with randos all around, grinded on a few girls, kissed a few guys, it was nice
>>82871941You have to understand yourself; I don't want to "talk" to people, really.I enjoy seeing the few people I know at the gym, we have small talk, and then we climb. There's no "please pay attention to me as I unravel my entire life story in a twenty minute run on sentence". Many of the people suffering from social anxiety think that's what they want, and they think that's what being social is.And then they wonder why they have no friends
>>82871962Why are you commenting on a thread about nightclubs then?You take mushrooms and go climbing... good for you?
>>82871982Because going to nightclubs isn't particularly enjoyable, and I am sharing an alternative that is both healthier, more active, has a more positive social outcome and a million percent lower likelihood of catching various infectious diseases.If you need other people to be on drugs to tolerate you then you should probably talk to a therapist kek
>>82872048I'm well past my clubbing days but I think the autists here could benefit from a mdma fuelled nightclub experience
>>82872081and they can also benefit from a light dose of shrooms and a couple easy runs up the auto-belaysreally helps that whole "fear of death" thing
>>82871798This right here.I went a couple of times because friends insisted and I didn't enjoy it at all.I have zero game with women, I don't like crowed places, the music they play and I certainly don't want to overpay for watered down drinks.
>>82871650no but i knew some people who didi actually heard straight women went to gay nightclubs because they wanted to enjoy the music without being bothered by straight dudes, lolnot sure how well that worked out for them
>>82872111I think the idea of game (courting as many women as possible) is the single person's idea of being successful.Then the existential crisis sets in somewhere in the late twenties to mid thirties when they realize they have another lifetime or two of being unattractive and lonely
>>82871850>just take a bunch of drugs and get raped bro that will cure your social anxietyStay in your meth trailer cleetus