Has anyone on /r9k/ successfully summoned a succubus?
>>82872708I have with an incubus. The method is fairly different.
>>82872708Magic and fairytales aren't real man. Grow up and stop listening to arrested development schizos on the internet.
>>82872725Succubus are quite real. So are spirits and angels and demons.You will believe in schizo shit after you die or when you encounter the paranormal. Paranormal =/= schizo
>>82872717Are you a female or a faggot?
>>82872767Foid, ori ori
>>82872708Yeah, through heavy drug abuse and masturbation. When your get psychotic for the first time that's when you met one and then you are stuck with them for the rest of your life. The psychosis will end, you get off your drugs and get clean, your mind is firmly anchored to reality again, but in the eyes of certain women you will see the same creature looking back at you. It might be real women, videos or drawings, or just in your imagination, but the succubus is there, forever.
>>82872788Good, at least you're not a gay who summoned an incubus to get ass rammed.
>>82872798I met a spirit when I went psychotic too. Interesting how that works.
>>82872708yeah and it fucked me in the ass. never again
>>82872708I summoned one, and its stuck with me now. We rarely have any type of sex and we're mostly talking like retards all day. Can't get her to fuck off so I'm stuck listening to her say retarded shit like "FUCK ME" in a mockingly tone. Use the letter method if you want one. However just be careful because it did bring a lot of misery into my life. Once you do it there's no going back.
>>82872855> so I'm stuck listening to her say retarded shit like "FUCK ME" in a mockingly tone. Mine does the same thing. Does this mean our wives are mad at us?
>>82872981mine is a bit insane because I asked for a crazy one and I regret it. If I remember I also asked that I would only have sex when she wanted. I think I have to talk to lilith to fix this situation. I should have asked for a doormat slut
