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>sister comes over to visit our house
>she goes to the bathroom
>i go in after, theres a shitstain on the toilet seat
>OK im just taking a piss, not cleaning that shit right now
>two days later shit stain is still there
>problem is: I'm the black sheep of the family, a dirty neet
>if theres a shitstain I THINK my parents will believe its my fault
>but if I tell them it was my sister they will get mad at me for complaining too much, probably
>I don't want to keep cleaning up her shit stains since she did this last week too(she usually comes over on sundays)
>so i POLITELY tell my mom to ask my sister to clean up her shitstains
>she says ok but I can tell she got upset at me over that
why do I have to worry about this SHIT
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>>82873025
blast the shitstain with piss mate
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>>82873132
no, That's fucking gross
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>>82873025
Why not just confront your sister yourself?

>hey sis not trying to embarrass you or anything but I've noticed you leave stains in the toilet when you come over and our parents keep blaming me for them. So I'd really appreciate it if you could try to clean up after yourself.
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>>82873225
That's not a bad idea, but I haven't talked with her in 3 years and it would be kind of awkward if the first conversation we had was about shitstains. our family is a little dysfunctional.
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>>82873342
You gotta start somehwere
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>>82873025
Train yourself to like it; just jerk off on the toilet every time you see it.
Your life will be objectively better.
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idk who you'er quoting op but I relly like you're image it is nice
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>>82874680
im quoting reality itself, because it is things that happened inthe universe, heres another image
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>>82873025
Youre telling me that you guys just left a shit stain on the toilet for two days? So in that entire time, no one in your family took a shit? You guys need to start eating more fiber ngl
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>>82873025
What's your sister's opinion about you being a NEET?
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>>82875118
it was a relatively small shitstain, some kind of diarrhea-ish fluid that dried and left a dark yellow stain, so they just ignored the stain and sat on the toilet.
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>>82875140
I dont know, we havent talked in 3 years and im not really talking to the rest of my family much either. She doesn't really like me, i think.
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>>82875160
>>she usually comes over on sundays
>we havent talked in 3 years
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>>82875196
yeah...I stay in my room most of the time and when we're near eachother we just don't talk. I talk to my father about once a month
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You're a useless NEET and you can't even offer to clean your parents home?
Useless.
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>>82875252
Yeah no. My parents are awful, im not gonna help them more than I have to. Also i get neetbux so im not costing them much
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>>82875234
Did something specific happen three years ago that made that the last time you spoke to her?
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>>82875317
No not at all. We just slowly talked less and less since about 12 years ago and then we stopped entirely



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