If Jesus came back I would throw him down a flight of stairs
>>82873851>plan to defeat someone who's literally known for rising is to bring them to a lower elevation
I forgive you for being an edgy retard anon, Ill pray for you
>>82873901Nothing edgy about it I just hate Christ and his teachings
>>82873907Remember the part where you did not understand anything?That is you.
>>82873961No I do and I fully reject. Nothing you say has anyone weight about me. Go rape your family and then kill yourself.
>>82873851I'm sure you would try, heeb.
>>82874003Can we get a pic of your hand?Also, you need to be Indian or something to fuck it up like that.
>>82873961Rabbi Yeshua would surely educate this young boy with his timeless wisdom like:>When he reached it (fig tree), he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." -Mark 11:12>For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a man's enemies will be the members of his own household. -Matthew 10:36>I have come to bring fire on the Earth, and how I wish it were already kindled! -Luke 12:49Oh the glory of the perfect god-man who came to save us. Truly his brain is limitless and wonderful to bestow upon us wretched mortals such amazing wisdom.
>>82873851If I found God anywhere it would be by the tracks, huffing whippits down as he watches the trains pass.
>>82873851He returned as Terence Malaher, now already gone
