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urgent question
how do you have sex with a woman
do men just know how to do it instinctively
what if i do it wrong??
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eat entire body, even the log
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>>82874954
You'll know.
You just put the red wire in to the red slot.
Now, you'll probably won't be good at it, but you will know.
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>>82874954
>instinctive?
Yes actually
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>>82874954
if 12 year olds can figure it out then so can you
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>>82874954
Most important thing is to do things in order. First find the clitoris. Rub that for a while, it's pretty easy and you'll learn quick. Then she'll beg you to put your dick in her. If you don't do it in order, you risk fucking her when she's not wet enough, which is not fun for anyone. Oral is also fun but by no means required
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>>82875132
ugh... why even bother at this point, sex is a fucking chore

people say that they do it cuz they enjoy it, but it just isn't true, sex is too much work
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I watched a video on pussy eating that was on xnxx one day as a teen and about 10 years after I used that knowledge and made the girl cum. Later I told her I was a virgin before her and she got mad at me and said "The way you eat pussy there was no way you were a virgin"

First times cliches are also a lie, I didn't cum immediately- I don't think I've ever came the first time with any girl. It always feels like an outer body experience because I'm finally doing the thing I wanted to, but now I have to put on a show for this chick while I really feel absolutely nothing inside- though looking back at those moments makes me feel like it was the best thing ever.
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First time was with at age 30 with a prostie, I just let the horny take over, didn't have to think too much about anything.
If you do it with a normal girl you should do things to make her feel good like fingering, I don't know.
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>>82875200
>Later I told her I was a virgin before her and she got mad at me and said "The way you eat pussy there was no way you were a virgin"
a guy i knew in high school told me this exact story and i always thought he was lying
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you wont be great your first few times but it does come naturally after a while. people are made to have sex and have it ingraned in us. youll be okay bro
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>>82874954
It's more about what not to do, don't even try to imitate porn or you'll ruin it and turn her off. Look up sensual amateur stuff.
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>>82875672
well I'm glad to see that we have the same story I don't think she said it in that kind of tone, but she really didn't believe me and I played it off as a joke because being a virgin at 25 looks really bad.

I did have a first time with a girl, but that was luck - at 19 my brother bought home two whores and one of them thought I reminded of her old bf (he was 19 too) and tried really hard to get me to fuck her,I was so oblivious. Later my brother with on one couch and I was on the other with her sucking my dick through a condom (awful bj) then I couldn't get hard enough to stick it in. I told my old gf that's how I lost my virginity (minus the me not getting hard)
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>>82875064
It's more daunting when you know that the girl will have more experience than you
But I guess you're still right



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