How high are your standards, anon?
>>82875409>anon>>82875409>standards
>>82875409Glad to see my Pyramid of Standards is catching on
>>82875409Why are there so many femdom chuds on this board. You can't even get a regular woman to love you.
>>82875409She needs to be extremely mentally ill, submissive to the point of being a slave, and anorexic or skinny. Otherwise no standards.
>>82875409min standards for sure, except maybe for the low bodycount since i'm a virgin, so i'd like to get together with a fellow virgini will tolerate however a body count of up to 3, after that i get a bit too intimidated by the lack of experience and will need a bombardment of reassurance to get past that (which, let's be real, no woman is willing to provide)
>>82875409>inteligent /educatedA onions boy or woman wrote this.
Minimal standards, also has to be employed and have a car of her own.Most women these days can't even cook so they have to clean, especially since I can cook.
>>82875424It's a very lovely format>>82875433my theory is that it's the most of this board is attention-starved so getting a girl who will actively show her attention through taking the lead is very comfortable fantasy. >>82875434Time to visit the local mental hospital and break someone out I guess. Good luck anon>>82875450You should appreciate yourself more and dare to have higher standards,>>82875457Idk what this is supposed to mean, but as someone who is a uni student, I want someone who is about my level. I find nothing more annoying than vapid dumb people. Especially if I would have to live with them for the rest of my life.
>>82875498>Time to visit the local mental hospital and break someone out I guess. Good luck anonThe ones I want generally don't get committed. They're more the suffer in silence while barely maintaining a mask of normalcy type. Optimally they go to work then go home and bedrot, rinse and repeat forever. That way I can give their life some meaning and provide value to them in the form of mental support and radical acceptance of their fucked up past and fetishes.
>>82875409You are not an incel if you have standards beyond cis female and virgin. Get out of this board
I like to think my standards are okay and reasonable
>>82875409>imaginary perfectDoesn't tell anyone I beat her>can live withoutSharing my perversions>minimumSub 20 BMI
>>82875409Mate what standards I'm a 33 year old virgin. The only thing you need to do to have me wrapped around your finger is show a fucking iota of affection. The last date I went on she ran her fingers through my hair and I literally crumpled. Got ghosted later of course. Everything else can be worked on or compromised, hell I'll stick my dick in crazy if crazy will actually reciprocate.
>>82875498>dare to have higher standardsi... anon, i don't really care much about these, loli'm at a stage where i'll take what i can get, so long as she's a decent person (which encompasses the min standards)i'll also take the girls who are fucked in the head so long as they're not TOO destructive and are willing to better themselves
>>82875498>Idk what this is supposed to mean, but as someone who is a uni student, I want someone who is about my level. I find nothing more annoying than vapid dumb people. Especially if I would have to live with them for the rest of my life.You're a midwit. You aren't intellectual at all, especially if you think uni is intellectual.
>>82875631I have nothing clever to say
>>82875409It's this really, the rest I never cared about.
>>82875817I don't think uni is intellectual, nor do I consider myself exceedingly smart or anything, but I still find dumb people annoying to be around. Like those to whom you have to explain everything like they are a toddler. Or who have little awareness of the world around them. I don't know why you would prefer someone like that.>>82875631I mean, I just feel like jumping into a relationship with the first person to show you any affection could be uncomfortable long-term unless you have some common ground. I am not saying have a 10 page checklist, but it's good to have some standards.
>>82875423>niggers>>82875423>faggots>>82875423>trannies
>>82875631I'm a 32 year old virgin but I'm thinking in terms of "will I be miserable in five years living with this person"
>>82876388Seems like fairly healthy and normal standards. Good luck anon
i think this is reasonable
>>82875409>physical White skinBig boobs DD+Chubby is okay, I like it. BMI between 18 and 30. >personality WeebLikes the 2000s and vidya. Kind, homebody. Open mind, inquisitive. That's my ideal gf.
>>82876472Ig that, ideally, she's artistic in some way, and likes a wide variety of music with a focus on metal/nu-metal. Likes true crime or esoteric things, more as an interesting thjng to look into rather than an astrology girl. History is cool too. Likes physical touch and bejng close to each other.
>>82875409r8 and h8>>82875434you need to be junkiemaxxing
>>82876472>>82876497How are my standards? I would be completely happy with the first post, the second are just extras.
>>82875409>your ideal partner is a 6'4 richie muscle niggaYou are literally chadsexual
>>8287613626yo kissless handholdless virgin, no job, community college akin to industrial design BTW.
>>82875409Started reading from the top to the bottom and assumed it was for girls and their standards. Man you femdom guys are just fags.
>>82876580I was going more for a old money tomboy haha. But I think you missed the word 'imaginary'.I mean, I feel like it's normal for people to fantasise about a toned, good-looking and rich partner. But I am realistic in that I am aware that will never happen and I am okay with that, hence why it is at the top. You claim would be justified if I put it in like minimum requirement. But I guess one's ideal partner should be a lanky crackhead with a rectal prolapse lest they be accused of being chadsexual
fucking pelicans
>>82876651Once again someone with reading issues... the top is completely non-realistic standards which one would like put in like a description of an AI bot rather than hold anyone in real life to them. It's not meant to be remotely expected of anyone. The proble is however, that for most women, this pyramid is inverted in 90% of cases
>>82876700Would you believe I was trying to feed one of these fuckers a fish in the san fransisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone? I got spooked and ran off
>>82875409I always was into the femme fatale archetype, shame that women are all bottoms so that shit doesnt exist
>>82875409>minimumfemalewhite or east asianclevernot fatwants kids>would be niceyounger than 30pretty, cute or sexyrare personality>perfect partnerwants to have a ton of kids and convince them all to have a ton of kids and so on to populate the earth with millions of our eugenic descendants
>>82876433>understands 32 acp is a fine cartridgeUnderrated.I remember seeing an argument about pistol cartridges an anon noticed 32 acp won the incapacitation score.
>>82875409Minimum:>cute >not a hoe>bio female>iq at least 110 >not a normie>not a kid or hagCan live without:>loves me>shy>has life skills>attractive (not obese/anorexic, takes care of herself)>very high intelligence>sexually aggressive but still somewhat submissive>similar interests/tastes>bodycount <10>thin build>funny>autistic>white/east asian>mostly matches my libidoIdeal:>5'5>genius>very cute and autistic personality>very in love, very attracted to me>virgin>has an ideal body/face (thin, small shoulders, medium-small but defined and firm ass/boobs and youthful cute face)i think this might be too much. The hardest standard of mine to meet is really the intelligence, i'm very into highly intelligent women.
>>82876728Anon, I'm saying the desires in that pyramid are gay. They want a woman full of male traits who's even muscular and tall.
>>82877193100% trueI'm sure there's a lot of trannies that fit his criteria, but he'd have to take estrogen too to attract them
>>82876369Did you seriously just create a fucking strawman of a dumb person? Dumb people don't do that. No, its actually midwits like you that are the fucking worst because they think they know things but they don't.
i want a boyfriend who will mutiliate me past the point of no return then put my body in the yard is that really too much to ask for in this day and age?
>>82877661I've been told I look like a serial killer by a fag that liked me because of that, comparing me to a mix of Dahmer and Kemper. Are you of age, alive, consenting, monogamous, and a woman?
>>82877749yes, do you like domestic violence too i like seeing women get their face beaten in to a pulp
>>82875409I'm at an age where I just want a rich lady to take care of me financially. So extremely high.
>>82877814Choking half to death and throwing to the floor is always fun. Did that to one of my bullies in Elementary school and got labeled for my whole life. Society's fault.
>>82875577This is a good list, reasonable and well proportioned. Have a great night.
>>82875409>multilingualwhy is this important
>>82877887i threw a rock at my bully in elementary that was funny , i also like it when men bash womens faces into walls, sometimes i like watching rekt threads of women just for these videos alone im not sure why thank u for listening to me anon
>>82877661Please elaborate on why you want that for my own personal curiosity thank you
>>82875409My standards?Minimum standards> Monogamous> Honest and emotionally mature> Cis woman> Takes care of herself> Busty> Aligned sex drive / sexual interestsCan live without, but really desire> Enormous boobs> One mutual hobby or game> Doesn't fall for Tiktok/social media brainrotI don't know if I have standards beyond this, it comes down to chemistry I guess.
>>82877923>i threw a rock at my bully in elementary that was funnyBased nona>thank u for listening to me anonNo problem, I needed that load of telling someone I want to beat up a woman off
>>82878020honestly i was just exposed to violent circumstances from an early early age , too early so my brain didnt wire itself correctly when it comes to these things, my only concept of a relationship came from my mother getting her shit rocked every other week and not doing anything about it, i never had a chance of normal love/relationships so I would much rather seek out dangerous/unstable people so i do not subject normal good people to whatever i am and whatever is wrong with me, most women are into cnc and the like nowadays due to porn addiction/exposure not violence exposure however ,
>>82878110>tldr violence is all i know so its all i want
>>82878073woman beaters are a rare breed nowadays, god speed anon
>>82878110Want to talk? I don't mind you being crazy and the cnc shit turns me on.
>>82878131depends do you like throwing stuff at women and calling them retards
>>82878154In the confines of a consensual relationship. I'm not a misogynist I'm just a low empathy sadist.
>>82877126>IQ 110This is why you are single...
>>82875409>How high are your standards, anon?What are standards?
>>82878158thats okay is it fun being low empathy sadist i struggle with empathy too its retarded
>>82875409I want a white woman who doesn't hate me, and doesn't have tattoos... and that's already ridiculously high standards. There are only like 3 of those on earth.
>>82878197It's not really fun it just is what it is. I got more of a kick from hurting people when I was an edgy retarded teenager. I'm still drawn to doing it but it doesn't feel fun anymore, maybe because I can never find anyone who wants to really explore it. How old are you and what part of the planet are you in?
I am probably missing a million things. These are what I could come up with / copy from other people that I agree with.
THE STANDARDS FOR A GIRLFRIEND OF A STRANGE AND LONELY 25-YEAR OLD VOLCEL OF ABOVE-AVERAGE PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS WHO ACTS DISTANT AND ALOOF BUT IS SECRETLY DESPERATE FOR AFFECTION:In true love with meBasically a moral person (at least to me)Willing to try for the sake of a loved oneWants to share a calm life with meNot very unhealthy (or, is willing to remedy that)Not extremely repulsive30 or underShut out from general, mainstream societyLikes long, slow conversations (note: does not mean good at speaking or small talk)Inexperienced (relatively)Asocial (relatively)Everything else is mostly either negotiable, would be smoothed over by first goodwill and then love, or are hypothetical preferences that will go out the window the moment I meet a person I like even if she's completely different from what I was thinking of
>>82878223im 18 turning 19 in a few weeks and im in the eu
>>82878400Wrong continent. I can make use of you if you're into it but I'm not going to visit you at any point. Up to you.
>>82878423naw , im sorry anon i hope u find what ur looking for, my brain craves physical stuff more often than not and im not willing to get ur hopes up
>>82878344this is quite literally just me. i am 25 and everything else on herewhat the fuck.... who is spying on me......
>>82878439I don't really have hopes to get up, I just go from thing to thing. I'd have you hurt yourself for me but I suppose that's not the same. Too bad. Good luck getting abused or whatever it is you want.
at this point, the only things i could ask for is that she genuinely likes and is loyal to me, and that we have similar interests. anything else is negotiable
Interesting exercise. Never externalised my dating standards before.Am I asking for too much?I go on Hinge and almost zero women make it past the first tier (Childless, BMI, and height are the most common disqualifiers).
>>82878450That's cool, and I hope you find someone who suits you own (unposted) ideals, whatever they are. I think I've resigned myself to solitude in the certain knowledge that I would be too scared to do anything even if it was all set up perfectly for me, and I don't expect anything will happen again if I don't. A man can only get so lucky
>>82875409>How high are your standards, anon?I regret spending time actually filling this out
