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>be me
>be black NEET
>moms telling me to get a job
>whatever
>go to temp agency
>they get me a shitty warehouse job
>started a couple weeks ago
>work with this cute black girl
>figure shes white only cuz shes kinda whitewashed
>just do my job and dont say anything to her
>one day I'm standing behind her at the vending machine
>say fuck it to myself
>might as well try
>if she's jbw only it is what it is
>don't shit where you eat is boomer advice I'm not gonna follow
>shes looking into the vending machine for what to get
>i say "Cheetos are always a good choice"
>she says she hates Cheetos, they're too cheesy
>tell her you can never have enough cheese
>she laughs at my stupid joke
>she gets sun chips
>she tells me that the vending machine is all mine
>tell her thanks and to enjoy her sun chips
>after work I see her standing outside
>dont want to be a pest but figure I'll just make some small talk
>walk up to her and ask how her sun chips were
>she says they were decent enough
>I say "better than Cheetos?"
>she says anything is better than Cheetos
>we laugh
>her ride comes
>she tells me she has to go but she will see me tomorrow
>say bye

Do I have a chance with her? Fuck... shes so cute bros..
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>>82877236
that's not how you rizz up baddies nigga she's laughing at your cheeto jokes out of niceness
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>>82877236
>black
>being told to get a job
A tale as old as racism.
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Yes, but she will cuck you with a hispanic bull, this is a Hispanic century in america.
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>>82877236
>>i say "Cheetos are always a good choice"
actually this is really great anon. good progress. it's really annoying when guys approach and selfishly distract me just to try to get my contact
>be me
>at the grocery store, picking out cereal
>genuinely comparing the prices of all the cereals against the price of my favorite
>guy my age comes down aisle, asks me if he can talk to me
>I say, "sorry, I'm a bit busy"
>he says, "but you're just standing there" - gets annoyed and walks off

BAKA I was literally shopping and it was like 20-30 mins before close. If he'd asked me what cereal I was thinking about getting, or said something like "decisions decisions", or literally anything related to what I was doing, I would've answered. I would've totally been open to a chat. Maybe that makes me a cunt, but it's genuinely annoying when a guy interrupts me. Engaging with a woman about whatever she's doing is a great way to show you're interested in her and not just getting with her (even if you're just trying to smash). I also might be wrong in assuming he wanted to get my number or something, but it was annoying regardless. Also just for ref: he was a handsome black guy and I'm mixed black.

Basically just show that you're interested in whatever she's up to (check, good joke anon ignore h8ers) and don't make assumptions about her. Assumptions drive inhibition.

>>82877249
post your pussy cv nigga
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>>82877236
>>moms telling me to get a job
why couldn't your dad help?
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>>82877274
not true, but hispanic guys are a w sadly.

um I saw this gorgeous, thin, black girl with a purple bob wig. she wasn't "whitewashed" in a suburban way, but she had her own style that suited her. her bf was a shorter black guy. he wasn't ugly, but he didn't stand out like her. anyways, he was the one dancing with her while she was enjoying the music set we were at. u got this OP
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>>82877236
>Do I have a chance with her? Fuck... shes so cute bros..
Don't ask me. My play coin is heads on both sides.
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>>82877236
black man x black women
kind of wholesome ngl
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>>82877418
THE IBERIAN BVLL
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>>82877354
Get off my board and get raped you dumb whore



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