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i want to have sex with a woman but im a loser who doesnt leave his house
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>>82878403
Yes, the fundamental struggle of the 2025 man.
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are you below 5'7''?
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>>82878403
wowee anon!! we have so much in common!!!!!!!
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>>82878417
we have nothing in common namefag go back
>>82878415
im 6'4 but norwood 4 at 19 so its basically over
also ethnicel
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>>82878429
nuh uh!! we should be friends!!
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>>82878403
>>82878411
oh yeah, fuck yea... i don't leave my house either but i did the bold impossible of going out on a date again after a bit of solitude after my last relationship and fucked her on the first date and now she's my girlfriend. came right inside her on my bed right next to me here. the load was fucking massive, too. after the massive load, it dripped a big drop too, you know the feeling i'm talking about. right inside raw. she's coming over again soon for the encore of course. beautiful fucking butthole too on her, super smooth... and she has more money than me which isn't hard though
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>>82878434
Shut up tranny
Rape and bludgeon you
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>>82878415
im op. im 5'8 but i have a cute face. women just hate me
>>82878429
make your own thread faggot
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>>82878445
check it out i'm making some muffins do you like blueberry :]
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>>82878453
stop derailing my thread subversive kike nigger
>>82878460
poking your eyes out and raping your eyesockets
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>>82878443
wow bro tanks for sharing
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>>82878468
okay geez i'll make poppyseed then damn!!!
i like mine with butter would you like that also? :]
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there are a lot of woman that doesnt leave their house yet get dicked everyday
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>>82878403
you are already a social outcast the only way for you to possibly functionally connect with someone is for that person to also be like you. tldr: there is no reason for you to leave the house anymore because the people out there dont want you
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op here. if any women want to fall in love with me and have sex then just add me pl0x
tag is sugarratpoison
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>>82878403
I leave my house to work part-time with lots of cute women and none of them have any interest talking to me.
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>>82878491
that's because you're ugly. if you weren't ugly they would've shown interest by now
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>>82878494
Yeah, I know you're right. I guess I shouldn't blame myself.
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>>82878472
molten lava down your asshole and raping your belly button
>>82878485
have fun with the trannnies
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>>82878482
that's incel cope from one incel to another, incel. you don't leave your house so you don't know how anything works out in the world. women don't give a shit about your retarded ideologies, they only care about whether you're attractive or not have a big fucking cock on you or not
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>>82878500
right, you have a pass in the case of your looks not being up to speed. you have a legitimate excuse to not be getting interest. now on the other hand, if you're around average looks but don't go above and beyond with your appearance before you walk out the door to your job? then it's all on you.
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>>82878504
trvke
but if you were attractive you unironically wouldnt even have to leave your house, they go out of their way to text and call chad
so he is sort of right
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>>82878403
i have tried talking to people more involved than me with society before and every single time i realise that their body (even when they are super attractive) isnt enough for me to justify being chained to them and listening to them talk about shit i couldnt possibly care less about. its not even worth it, they are another species altogether. if you want to have sex then pay for it, and then you will realise how empty it feels without an emotional connection.
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>>82878537
i only found one escort that i liked local in my area and deadass she fucking said that she had a seizure and that she is bedridden and her life isnt the same anymore. what the fuck is wrong with my life
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>>82878514
I'm Middle-Eastern and there are these two girls from my country at my work and they were both giggling about how awful it would be arranged to me. This happened when I was new and I didn't even try to bother them, I was just interacting with them professionally in a work environment. One of them even said she'd cheat.
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>>82878551
women of every race and ethnicity are the same
they'll demean you just because you're there, not even looking or speaking to them
they do that thing where they look at you discreetly and then giggle with each other and call you creepy
creepy has lost all its meaning
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>>82878470
i'll just cope and say he's larping. fuck sexhavers on r9k
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>>82878562
you could've said all that in like two lines max, fuck off you attention seeking woman
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>>82878417
did you start dating that anon from 24 hours ago?
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>>82878572
learn how to read zoomnigger
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>>82878565
keep coping buddy. after i came inside her on saturday she was resting on her stomach so i spread her beautiful cheeks to take a look at her butthole for the first time, oh my gosh. doing that for the first time is insane, like opening a mystery box or whatever the fuck in mario kart or whatever, you just don't know what you're gonna get. but oh my goodness, i have pure dinner ready for when i eat it. i spread them a couple times and took a look around and such and complimented her on it all
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>>82878579
which anon? the one i added?
i have stressed how shitty of a gf i'd be enough to get it through everyone's skulls by now i think
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>>82878605
the one who said he has a huge crush on you. how did it go, what happened
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>>82878605
>>82878653
this board is totally fucked
its all over
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>>82878653
oh him
no, i have no idea who that is actually!! (well i have a hunch but it's probably wrong) i'd be down to add him because i'm curious but no leads there
>>82878660
wdym!!! i think it's sweet!!!!
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>>82878660
might be. but it cures by boredom that's for sure
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>>82878403
What about an escort or a prostitute?
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>>82878403
>i want to have sex with a woman but im a loser who doesnt leave his house
you can hire an escort for an in-call because the only girls interested are also, still in their houses.... unless you break in



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