/r9k/ - i'm looking for a guy to pretend to be my boyfriend - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

i'm looking for a guy to prete(...) 10/22/25(Wed)03:32:29 No.82879165

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i'm looking for a guy to pretend to be my boyfriend Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:32:29 No.82879165 Archived

i have this group of friends where almost everyone has a boyfriend who show up to our gatherings and it is making me insecure that i am the only one who has never had a relationship. can a kind enough guy do charity work and pretend to be my boyfriend and attend our disocrd calls for like a few months or something? for the lulz and it would help you practice talking to girls as well as teach me how to flirt with guys. i need a pretend boyfriend immediately because i am tired of being a femcel loser.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:34:19 No.82879173

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:34:19 No.82879173

>>82879165
if i was a guy i totally would! sounds like a fun time. even better if you end up catching feelings by accident like in an anime..... ;)

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:52:40 No.82879246

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:52:40 No.82879246

>>82879165
what's gonna happen when they ask if your bf is going to show up to those gatherings? or is it only online?

sage
10/22/25(Wed)03:54:43 No.82879256

sage 10/22/25(Wed)03:54:43 No.82879256

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>>82879165
I'd totally do it but I'm not a guy :(
sorry!
hopefully you can find one but I'm pretty sure r9k is 99% us femcels lol

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:57:40 No.82879270

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:57:40 No.82879270

>>82879173
>>82879256
aw thank you
>>82879246
i could never find an irl fake bf so i would just tell them it's long distance

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:58:42 No.82879276

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:58:42 No.82879276

>>82879165
ill do it as long as I get to mess with ur friends, sounds hilarious, add me domino8700

schadenfoid
10/22/25(Wed)03:59:25 No.82879281

schadenfoid 10/22/25(Wed)03:59:25 No.82879281

men beware!! this is a witch trying to secure a sacrifice for the coven ahead of halloween. proceed with caution (you might still get laid before they kill you if they're doing sex magic)

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:01:13 No.82879292

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:01:13 No.82879292

>>82879276
mess with them as in flirt with them too? most of them have boyfriends

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:03:47 No.82879306

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:03:47 No.82879306

>>82879292
no not flirt, I mean I wanna do the fake bf charade to the point of absolute absurdity and convince them you have a way better bf then any of them for some ridiculous reason

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:50:01 No.82879915

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:50:01 No.82879915

>>82879173
>>82879165
Id do it. But you sound 16

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:14:34 No.82880074

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:14:34 No.82880074

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>>82879165
im not social enough for group calls
>>82879281
post hairline

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:16:43 No.82880082

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:16:43 No.82880082

>>82879165
If you want your friends to poke fun at you for dating a psychopath sure sweetie

schadenfoid
10/22/25(Wed)06:19:17 No.82880095

schadenfoid 10/22/25(Wed)06:19:17 No.82880095

>>82880074
i already said my shit is wack, i have bangs for a reason

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:22:00 No.82880105

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:22:00 No.82880105

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>>82880095
>i have bangs for a reason
bangs are cute
do/did you dye your hair?

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:22:47 No.82880108

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>>82879165
Bro why not just get a practice bf. Go on duolicious and pick one up in 5 minutes

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:25:30 No.82880118

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:25:30 No.82880118

>>82879165
Are they actually making fun of you for being single? If don't mKing them think you're edating the type of chud that browse this place would definitely make it much worse

Couldn't even pull it off if I didn't show face

schadenfoid
10/22/25(Wed)06:27:18 No.82880124

schadenfoid 10/22/25(Wed)06:27:18 No.82880124

>>82880105
no, it's natural and im starting to get my first few strands of grey

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:28:16 No.82880127

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:28:16 No.82880127

>>82880108
>duolicious
Holy Fuck I forgot about that God forsaken sites lmao

Yeah that would be the best bet

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:35:32 No.82880153

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:35:32 No.82880153

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>>82880124
>first few strands of grey
my work colleagues mentioned how much grey has been popping up. ive had a few bits since i was 20.
post hair so i can get ready for bed content

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)10:13:23 No.82881389

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)10:13:23 No.82881389

>>82879165
Getting a real boyfriend can't be that much harder than getting a pretend one

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)10:54:25 No.82881696

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)10:54:25 No.82881696

I am not a good liar. I can just be your real bf instead

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)11:32:41 No.82881993

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)11:32:41 No.82881993

>>82879165
where are you from? if you're close i'll show up irl

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)11:47:16 No.82882091

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)11:47:16 No.82882091

>>82879165
I need a pretend gf to make my crush jealous, I'll show up to the discord calls if you chat/call me when I ask you to lol.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)11:49:48 No.82882104

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)11:49:48 No.82882104

>>82879165
can we have eseg too or you lemme jerk off to ur body sometimes? ill pretend to be ur bf if yes

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)11:55:55 No.82882150

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)11:55:55 No.82882150

>>82881696
Smoothest comment on 4chan

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)13:04:42 No.82882702

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)13:04:42 No.82882702

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