/r9k/ - How can I get a titcow gf? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/22/25(Wed)03:40:18 No.82879191

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How can I get a titcow gf?

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:41:21 No.82879198

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:41:21 No.82879198

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>>82879191
Settle for a fatso like me

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:44:09 No.82879206

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:44:09 No.82879206

>>82879198
not OP but that wouldn't even be settling as far as I'm concerned.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:44:49 No.82879210

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:44:49 No.82879210

>>82879206
I'm like actually fat. Also black. you sure...?

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:46:20 No.82879216

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:46:20 No.82879216

>>82879210
Are you busty?

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)03:47:59 No.82879223

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)03:47:59 No.82879223

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>>82879210
Absolutely. I'm certain anon

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:26:55 No.82879430

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:26:55 No.82879430

>>82879210
how fat are we talking here fatso?

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:31:59 No.82879461

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:31:59 No.82879461

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>>82879191
>step 1: Find titcow
>step 2: Treat her like her boobs do not exist. You have to deny yourself the pleasure to gain access to them later
>step 3: Rizz her up like any other woman. Which might be a problem for you if you're posting here.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:37:08 No.82879490

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:37:08 No.82879490

>>82879461
>Rizz her up
english doc

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)04:44:33 No.82879531

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)04:44:33 No.82879531

>>82879461
>Treat her like her boobs do not exist.
How can acquire such mental fortitude?

11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm
10/22/25(Wed)04:46:01 No.82879539

11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm 10/22/25(Wed)04:46:01 No.82879539

>>82879531
It's acquired with time and exposure

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)07:40:08 No.82880501

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)07:40:08 No.82880501

>>82879191
>How can I get a titcow gf?
I wish I knew, anon.
I saw a titcow MILF escort recently and it was glorious to suck those tits.
TFW too anxious to get hard enough to fuck, after she had made me cum with a handjob.
I'll have to go back in the new year and fucking penetrate her this time.