>yeah I eat pussy bro I am better than you
>>82881570>he doesn't pasteurize his girlfrend's pussyngmi
>>82881570Pretty sure it's just degenerate fags that eat ass who are getting throat cancer, which is good riddance.
>>82881570I don't understand. Why would anyone want a man to do this? Who is letting these guys do this? It's humiliating, isn't it? Sex is so strange to me, youre like naked in front of someone you love and respect and I get it, doing it for babies but it's scary.
Everything worth doing increases your cancer risk. Have fun living as a virgin forever, because you'll never die if you never do anything risky, right?
>>82881614>you're not experiencing life if you're not munching carpetLmao alright calm down De Sade.
>>82881570>>82881623no one cares if you don't like eating pussy
>>82881599>>82881614>>82881623It's about HPV cancer you can only get from eating pussy
>>82881614>Everything worth doing increases your cancer riskHedonists are so pathetic
>>82881644>gets an HPV shotproblems weren't
>>82881644>go down om women who have hpv>get hpv linked throat cancerWowie how is this my problem again?
>>82881706find me a woman who doesn't have hpv
>>82882142over the age of 15, ofc
I don't know how to eat pussy, never done it. How to learn this invaluable skill?
>>82881623Unironically yes, just make sure she's a virgin.
>>82882588holy mother of a simp
>>82881570I only ate pussy once and mentioned it to the dentist and got a valiscope screening or whatever it's called. I'm fine.
>>82882588Hymen reconstruction surgery is a thing. You'd have no way of knowing.
>>82882647they need the same for my foreskin DAMN YOU JEWS
>>82881570This is unironically true.>Scared of HPV since apparently there's a small chance you can get it even without sex.>Think about getting the HPV vaccine.>Go to actual infectious disease doctor to ask about this.>She asks me if I have regular sex with a lot of partners.>I tell her no. (didn't tell her I'm a wizard)>She tells me taking the vax is useless for me then. >I ask her about transmission without sex.>She says it's so insignificant that unless I spend my days licking doorknobs and toilet seats, I'm highly unlikely to ever get it.>She also tells me she's been to conferences about this stuff and it's a known fact that licking genitals is now causing more throat cancers than smoking.Holy shit, I'm never licking pussy even if I get the chance. Always thought it's kinda disgusting but now I'm pretty much scared of it.
>>82882655They need to be lynched for doing it in the first place
>>82881644Women's pleasure is worth the risk. Cunnilingus is a statistically proven mate retention strategy.
>>82882666Literal satan is telling you to kill yourself to do something women don't even like.
>>82881570I've only eaten out my high school girlfriend who was a virginAnd it's gonna stay that way
>>82882656>licking genitals is now causing more throat cancers than smoking.lolok
>>82882142Basically every sexualy active foid has hpv
So what? Normal niggers smoke a pack a day, drink alcohol and eat mcdonalds. Why would cancer stop them now??
>>82881570>doctor warns
>>82883196Any retarded with middle school biology level can point that out>I know and don't careDisgusting but based>I know it but will fake ignorance Pathetic
>>82881570>literally no downsides to sucking dick>eating pussy literally gives you cancerWhat's the femoid cope for this one
>>82882723I'd believe it, at least within the United States. Cigarettes are common but nowhere near what they used to beBut pussy doesn't go out of style
>>82881612So you just don't understand how most people get their own pleasure by satisfying their girlfriend? Be it with your fingers, mouth, or dick nothing beats the fucked silly look on your girlfriend's face as you make her get off over and over. It's not like she's not returning the favor and getting you off over and over. That's kind of what a normal relationship is like.
>>82883552not that anon but I can't really fathom thisI like making my dog happy though, I guess that's kind of similar. But it's not sexual. Maybe having a girlfriend is like having a dog.
>>82883552Everything about sex bums me out to be honest. I don't ever want someone to see me naked. I want kids but it's going to suck having sex if by some miracle I convince someone to have kids with me. Sucking a cock seems less humiliating than letting a guy do that stuff. it's bad. Though sucking a guy off might be fun for him, but it can't be fun for a girl.
>>82883611>I don't ever want someone to see me nakedOut of self loathing, or fear?
>>82883611holy femcel, what is wrong with you?
>>82883611>sucking off a guy might be fun for him, but it can't be fun for a girlidunno gay guys seem like they're having the time of their life doing it so it can't be that bad
>>82883552This is like forbidden knowledge for normiesI swear half of them don't even think the female orgasm exists, even the females who will fake themI'm with you, there's nothing better than giving your girl an orgasm. She feels good, I feel good about making her feel good, and my horniness and desire only increases as she makes cute little orgasm noises and squirms
>>82883633No I mean getting eaten out can't be fun for girls. It's probably a little embarrassing for the guy but I don't know.
>>82883625I don't know. I just feel like if I loved someone I wouldn't want to have them see me like that.
>>82883647If he's just randomly smashing his tongue into your box, yeah it would probably suck and be awkwardBut if a guy knows what he's doing (focus on and around the clit) then you're gonna be shaking from pleasure and squeezing his head between your thighs
>>82883623Both, mostly self loathing I guess. But the fear is they're going to vomit or something
>>82881570nobody ever got throat cancer licking their virgin wife. that's all I'm saying.
>IT ONLY MATTERS IF THEY HAVE THIS VIRUS THE MAJORITY OF SEX HAVERS HAVE, BRO! YOU DONT GET IT MY GF WAS DEFINITELY A VIRGIN WHEN I MET HER AND ATE HER
The article is about females who get facefucked getting cancer, not pussyeaters.
>>82881614I'm going to live for decades longer than you are, and I'm going to be happy and healthy and enjoy it while you start chronically suffering and falling apart at 30 due to your shitty lifestyle and myriad diseases.
>>82883670Nobody has a virgin wife in the current year of our lord
>>82883660If someone loved you then they would absolutely want to see you like that, though
>>82883694not in your degenerate weimar culture, maybe, but that's why your people are dying out while mine are taking over :)
>>82881570>virgins live longer than people who have lots of sex if you dont include ACKing themselves bro!fuckin wowy
>>82883611>sucking cock can't be fun for a girlnigga you're just gay. every girl I've been with has LOVED sucking cock. I don't date girls if they don't worship my dong with their mouths.
>>82882656>unless I spend my days licking doorknobs and toilet seatshot
>>82883685i don't enjoy life anywaywhy would i want to live longer
>>82883709>mineAre you Indian or Jewish or something? Spics also have the whore girlfriend problem, and those are the big three here.
>>82883721"but it can't be fun for a girl", it was having her pussy eaten out I didn't phrase it well.
>>82883736if you hate life why not just end it?
>>82883755you'd be wrong there, too. the clit is basically a tiny penis and the anatomy is largely analogous. something that feels good on the head of a dick is going to feel good on the clit. and vice versa for that matter, have you ever used a strong vibrator on your dick? feels great.
>>82883992I don't know. I'd be ashamed and I'd probably cry
I had tumours in my throat from giving oral sex.I had to have throat surgery twice to remove the tumours
>>82884033based, you deserve it, normie
>>82884038I deserved to have surgery, yes.
>>82884033do you have a cool talking device so jelly
>>82884068No, but i had to relearn how to talk
>>82884088Sorry hitlerdubs but it was degenerate what you did. Best of luck though.
>>82881570I'd gladly die to have the privilege of eating pussy
>>82884033Lol that's what you get you fuckin hermaphrodite.
>>82883946because i want to have sex with women
>>82881570I have ate pussy and I don't get he appeal at all. I only ate it figuring that girls like it. I would rather never do it.
>>82884304They don't like it at all.
>>82881644People are retarded and should vaccinate both girls and boys against HPVEven adults should vaccinate
>>82884325They only vaccinated girls in the UK, they dont give a fuck about boys
>>82883736>degenerate doesn't enjoy lifeWow, what a surprise
How much does your chance actually increase of getting throat cancer?You guys are implying throat cancer is a guarantee
>>82884926i have never had sexhow am i a degenerate
>>82886306The desire for sex is a sin in itself
>>82881570>scientist bro doing a "study" where he gets 100 women to suck his cock, gives a few of them cancer so he can continue the studyInsanely jealous I didnt think of that
