>you go to your first girlfriends place>there are horse and dragon dildos just lying around everywherewhat do
>>82882377nothing. the girl is kinky is all and that is no problem for me.
Show her why I'm the boss of this gym.
>>82882377I'm into kink stuff probably meet her at a munch and so I ask her to show off her collection after I hit it
i'd get skeeved and leave and then come back and rob her to resell her shit and see what other bullshit she's blown a ton of money on that i can yoink
>>82882377Ask her to put one on :3
>>82882377People like this need to be killed.
>>82882490A waste of moneyy
>>82882377Dick-saber duel, I have the high ground
>>82882377honestly this is a good sign because you know she truly doesnt care about dick size
>>82882490Absolutely fucking based. Never change anon.
>>82882452First thought is stealing must be black
>anonnette, are you familiar with sph?
>>82882452>resell her shit"Lightly used sex toys for sell, inquire within"
>>82882377I wouldn't mind because it means she is already capacity-trained for belly inflation.
>>82882377I would ask if i can fuck her butt while she rides her horse dildo, the pressure in her butt would be crazy.