For FUCK'S sake, please don't call me "unc." I'm a 90s kid, not an 'unc.'
>>82882408You like ugly gook girls
>>82882408>90s kidSo you're in your 30s? Welcome to the unc lifet. 22 y/o unc
>>82882454Rio Yamashita is a beautiful queen, not some 'gook' hag.>>82882457Yes, 36. Either way, I'm not an 'unc' and I'm not buying them alcohol.
>>82882408The unc problem can be solved by punching anyone who says it
>>82882466>36you are advanced unc teetering every day into pops territory
>>82882466I have functioning eyes and that's an ugly gook and you're a pervert for wanting it.
>>82882468Can't. One thing I've learned about being older is, your actions can and will have legal (and expensive) repercussions.>>82882481NO, goddammit.>>82882502>I have functioning eyesSokath, his eyes covered (no you don't).
>>82882513I gagged a little.
>>82882408But you're an adult, and if you had siblings then surely you'd be a literal uncle multiple times over by now
>>82882466You are absolutely old now. I will be too one day. It is just how the cookie crumblesGet over it
>>82882522What, you don't like glasses?>>82882530Half-siblings at best; my biological dad didn't know/care to use a condom 30+ years ago, so I've got about 3 half-sisters who live far away and know each other, but avoid talking to and about me. Generally. Anyway, I'm going to work. Remember to stay in drugs and don't do school.
>>82882549It's OK bro I am also 36. I love my nieces
>>82882408Modern Zoomer lingo is no different from wretched ebonics. It's hideous to listen to, often makes no sense even with context, and seems to spring up from the ether or just from some moon cricket saying it on twitch like GYATT being a word for "Ass" Because some monkey said GYATT DAMN once because his ability to pronounce words hasn't left primary school.
>>82882616geriatric fuck
>>82882408I like unc. I was an uncle for a little while. It was nice. You get the fun of having kids without any of the major responsibilities that make parenting particularly challenging. Unc sounds wholesome to me.
>>82882466Gen z doesn't drink alcohol and if the trend continues the brew business could collapse
>>82882408Call them nephew and move on
>>82882408You will address me properly as Uncle Grandpa and like it you little twat
>>82882710dude remember when you killed yourself?
>>82882513>legal consequencesOnly if you're not thugmaxingOnly law abiding citizens are ever punished legally
>>82882616TOTAL BLACK CULTURAL VICTORY
