Married men have the lowest suicide rates of all males. You aren't going to grow into a grandpa boss and have dozens of women around you who love you. You're going to be a forever alone wrinkly old sack that everyone finds creepy, and you will have NO one to care for you.
>>82883789i know man, nothing new
>>82883789No one has ever cared for me bro. I'm built for this. You act as if it is going to hit me 30 years from now when I'm already living it. Also I plan on just taking the Smith and Wesson retirement plan if I become too old to take care of myself.
>>82883789Okay but can you tell me the suicide rates of divorced men?
>>82883852you could try not being a failure of a husband then it wouldnt concern you
>>82883863>implying all divorces are the husband's fault
...Most of the time, marriage is a coin toss between being in a sexless marriage or getting divorce-raped.
>>82883896literally all you need to do is go to college and get a job and that rate drops drastically btw
The higher suicide rate is from old guys realizing they only have 5 years left and it's going to be agonizing. If you are married with kids, you can just end it. That's fucked up to do to your loved ones. So you have to suffer through the pain and spending your final years in and out of shitty hospitals with nigger nurses. Yeah, I would rather go out into the woods and blow my top off in nature. Humans were never meant to live to see their body break down and slowly die. Men historically were dead much sooner.
>>82883918>paragraph of projection Very cool
>>82883926It's not. My brother-in-law's father had organs failure and every day of his life was pain. He told my brother-in-law that he wanted a pistol to end it and they talked him out of it. He died like 2 months later after suffering in a bed in pain.
>>82883955>this guy that literally is dying wanted to die>surely this applies to every single married manlol
>>82883789We're a rung below worrying about that on this website bud.It's out of the question.
>>82883918>spending your final years in and out of shitty hospitalsIf you're white, you get to be fucked up on morphine for most of it, pretty fucking awesome feeling, and if you're coming off or withdrawing, you simply have to scream (in pain) until they give you another IV.
