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What about a lottery called the Nega-Millions where if you win you go hundreds of millions of dollars into debt
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>>82886454
>You get paid to sign up
kino
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>>82886499
This would be excellent. Free money glitch unless you are incredibly unlucky
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>>82886454
>>82886499

It might as well be that you get paid to play and if you win you go to prison since most lottery players are poor retards.
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>>82886454
They can't make it so if you lose/win you'd become a sex slave then die in manual labor when you're older, you'd just kill yourself. It has to be a fate less-worse than death but still profitable
So you'd probably get paid like 3000$ for a 1% chance to become a slave for 5 years assuming you're fit

This isn't even that bad on the 'significant bodily harm for cash' business. There's a show where where men slap eachother as hard as they can and try not to fall from being concussed. They get paid like 100$ for permanent brain damage. Pic related
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>>82886454
>>82886499
>win
>go deep into debt
>dig yourself out by buying (or would it be selling?) hundreds of thousands of tickets
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What about a lottery where if you win it the village kills you? Someone should write a short story about that.
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>>82886454
Sounds like the american healthcare system.
Get sick and might as well sudoku
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>>82887391
>win
>go deep into debt
>get kidnapped and sold to Dubai slavers to pay off your debts
problem solved



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